I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous Worst-Rated Creepypastas! Sit back and listen while I read and roast the worst-rated Creepypastas that live on the internet.
2021-01-27 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, you poor little Neko... let me take care of you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a twist on the usual -- a Female x Neko Listener roleplay, written by the one and only S.F; feel free to purr their praise in the comments below.
2021-01-24 23:24:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the half-orc roleplay series, written once again by our very own wonderful Moviebuff3000!
2021-01-21 22:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my live reading of the masterpiece of literature, The Haunted Vagina. While intoxicated, of course.
As if I could read this sober.
2021-01-20 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys! So I figured that for this new year, I would do a new round of Character Q&A!
Post a question to any of the characters that I've done before, and I'll do my best to answer in character in a series of patron-exclusive audios. Please try to limit yourself to asking 3 questions, max. You can ask more, but there's a chance I won't answer them all because don't be greedy, shame (wagging finger, etc).
Thank you, and hope you're all having an amazing Janua...
2021-01-19 02:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a yandere kitsune roleplay written by the lovely Azure Fenris! If you remember his previous Yandere Kitsune series, this one functions as a season 2 -- but can also be enjoyed by itself. Either way, listen! Listen!!!
2021-01-17 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll continue reading the ever-intriguing story, The Haunted Vagina, written by Carlton Mellick III! Why do something productive when you can hang out with me?
*Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/RwCUJ7h
When: Saturday, January 16...
2021-01-15 05:55:34 +0000 UTC View Post
"Kitten, come here, let me hold you. I promise, everything will be all right..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the supportive Domme Girlfriend! Now come here and let me cuddle you, dammit.
2021-01-14 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hi, Mistress... I'm sorry to bother you, I just really want to play..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a very special submissive Dangerous FxF erotic roleplay! Everyone can use a little worship every now and then...
2021-01-13 22:16:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk and Dangerous! Please enjoy my intoxicated rambling and reading of some more of the worst-rated Creepypastas on the entire site! Sanity not included.
*this was filmed pre-2021... I only admit this because at one point you will hear my optimism over the new year, and... yeah.
2021-01-13 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys missed me and that you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the office romance Chain of Command, written once again by the wonderful sofi p.!
(Seriously, I had the most amazing break -- thank you guys so much for your patience!)
2021-01-10 22:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I decided to do something a little different; instead of creating an audio, I thought I would give my patrons a look inside my recording closet. I hope you all enjoy this brief glance into the mundane world behind all of the fantastical ones.
On a final note, at the encouragement of some of my wonderful patrons I have decided I will be taking a 2-week break from my regular scheduled uploads to take some R&R.
Thank you so much for everything, and I'll be back...
2020-12-28 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, baby, there you are. Come here, I've been waiting for you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload*, a soft, sweet, and perfect-to-sleep-to cuddling audio! Relax while your girlfriend reads to you and soothes you into blissful relaxation... I said do it! Do it now!
*Q: But where's the Crossover??! I thought you said it would be out today??
A: It's ...
2020-12-25 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"I hope you don't mind, Sir... I just wanted to really want to play..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, featuring your very submissive girlfriend worshipping your cock. I know, submissive Dangerous! I was surprised, too!
2020-12-24 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I ho-ho-hope you all (forgive me for this awful pun, and) enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, this month's Live! Drunk & Dangerous!
Feel the spirit of Christmas violate your mind while I drunkenly attempt to continue my narration the holiday classic, The Haunted Vagina.
(In other news, a new erotic is coming out later today, so stay tuned)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited final chapter of the Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde ASMR series, written as always by the incredible Todd C!
Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll continue reading the... very... interesting story, The Haunted Vagina, written by Carlton Mellick III... while higher and drunker than a person ought to be.
(Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/RwCUJ7h)
When: Saturday, De...
2020-12-18 23:14:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the oft requested part 4 of the Witch's Experiment roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic S.F.!
2020-12-17 22:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another installation in the comedy audio series, Nailz & Gail, written by our own Ike Moore!
(In case you missed the last episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40134453)
2020-12-16 20:18:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the reluctant succubus ASMR roleplay series, written by the wonderful Missing!
2020-12-13 20:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Come, child. Let me decide what I'm going to do with you..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a brand spankin' new Vampire Queen roleplay! Prepare to bow down...
2020-12-10 23:55:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I scour the depths of the Creepypasta site to bring you some more of the worst-rated horror stories I can find... sobriety optional.*
*So optional, I've already read the first story before... yeah. I didn't remember it.
2020-12-09 17:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post
"I know you don't want to be here, and I'm sorry, but I can't let you leave. Don't worry, though. I promise you'll enjoy it..."
I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic upload, an FxF NSFW featuring a very yandere classmate, and what happens when obsessions boil over. As always, men get the FxM next time -- let me know if you'd like the gender-bent (FxM) version of this audio in the comments below!
2020-12-09 00:34:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Lamia's Lullaby series, written once again by the fantastic Kazzy!
2020-12-06 23:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, you're the new intern, huh? Interesting..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a steamy office romance written by the fantastic sofi p! And you thought copying was gonna be the best part of the job...
2020-12-03 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my drunk and high narration of the literary classic, The Haunted Vagina.
Unlike the last live reading, this recording stuck. Whether or not that's a good thing? That's for you to decide.
2020-12-02 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
"Shh, come on, follow me! And stay quiet..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and sexy little roleplay inside the dressing room! I mean, you've gotta help your girlfriend out, don't you...?
2020-11-30 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"B-but Master... I'm in heat..."
I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic upload, featuring everyone's favorite neko girl!
C'mon, she needs it...
2020-11-28 23:59:54 +0000 UTC View Post
"Tell me... what is it you seek?"
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, my first ever Female x Trans Female audio, written by our own wonderful Lavender Lass!
Hey guys! So in a tragic mishap, my computer didn't manage to capture the majority of last Saturday's Drunk & Dangerous reading of The Haunted Vagina.
To rectify this, I'm going to be hosting another live Drunk and Dangerous tonight! Cthulhu save me...
(Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/RwCUJ7h)
When: Wednesday, November 25...
2020-11-25 16:37:34 +0000 UTC View Post