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Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Ep 6

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk and Dangerous!  Please enjoy my intoxicated rambling and reading of some more of the worst-rated Creepypastas on the entire site!  Sanity not included.



*this was filmed pre-2021... I only admit this because at one point you will hear my optimism over the new year, and... yeah.

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Ep 6

Comments

Exellent some fun DnD to start 2021

Cody Lancaster

the stories weren't that interesting to me, not in the it's bad but kinda funny but more bad and boring.

Jeremy Knight

your intoxicated rambling and reading is amazing 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥰 I was really pleased to listen to you ❤️❤️❤️

JoStal Dance

I am dying over here at work! "Meets and sweets" had me laughing out loud. Good thing I had the foresight to close the office door.

Heather Snodgrass

So artsy that you pre-film these. As a fellow snob, I commend you on your use of film. Tis a dying art.

Todd Carney

Yay!!!!! the first DnD of 2021 I can’t wait to listen!!! ❤️😊🤗

Dangerous' Freya❤️

Did anyone else hear 'oubliette' and immediately picture David Bowie's codpiece from the movie Labyrinth? No? Just me. Great.

Jinks

Petition for Janice to host next dnd

J

So da had a emo phase ?

J

Let’s see if Patreon doesn’t eat this one... Ok, imma try to rewrite my first comment, which patreon ate, so let's see if this one makes it this time. 1) LOL that disclaimer 2) LOL that intro (the sound of a vape followed by "I have to be entertaining!!") "Most boring woman alive" Excuse u? Have you met me? LOL LOL I'm glad you admit you like these crappy pastas too "AND THAT DICK" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Reading time, less than a minute." WTF? What's with all these painfully short stories? But with you, it's gonna be longer LOL "I had no regrets... I regretted everything." OK why is that me tho? LOL But yeah, pretentious, overly-poetic killer, kill me next so I don't have to hear this emo rambling meats and sweets.... huehuehue Tho tbf, that's my entire diet, plus carbs, LOL Also, as dumb as it is, I love that this dude circumvented the meat rule by waiting for the human corpse to turn green, even tho, like you said, bodies don't really turn green. this is some weird green eggs and ham shit LOL "you kinda sound like a prick" LOL what a stupidass storry tho LOL the twist was lame,but funny, can't lie, LOL "we don't learn how to confront people bc we're anxious AF." LOL CALLING ME OUT?!??! u rite tho "that title could use work" LOL agreed tho "thats blackface you're cancelled" LOLOLOLOL Also, I love how this is JUST like all the other crappy pastas. Like, they all have the habit of being overly-detailed on unimportant parts, but then explaining NOTHING else. And just the phrasing and sentencing is always so damn WEIRD LOLOLOLOL Nice "damned cramp hole" reference LOL "hes sort of been divided into many many pieces" ok a nurse should DEF not talk like that, but tbh, that's probably what I would've said LOL Also yeah, what a weird ass, sudden ending. WTF even happened again? I kept forgetting the plot bc of all the random, drawn-out descriptions. And also, how did the title factor into that again? Am confuzzled Retroactively, I'm laughing at the "last story" claim, like we didn't have 4 more after that LOL * too lazy to put the jeopardy theme* * hums it herself* LOL mood, beautiful cover song tho, it's better than the original, LOL "Wondered if she should try a different god" LOLOLOLOLOL "Was it dangerous? No, that's me." LOL like you wouldn't creepily roam around a church like a demon just to fuck with people!! "true stories are always good" I love how that one sentence activated your rant mode! LOL LOL I love your "world encroaching" rant. In general, I just laugh whenever your inner writer comes out and you go hard against all the grammatical errors of these "stories" LOL

Irhaboggler

"my optimism over the new year, and... yeah." Now that is a mood. Every month from the start of 2020 makes me consider not only are we in simulation but the simulation is testing a procedural generated events algorithm that is trying to be the most unique.

Seneca

Ooof Patreon ate my first comment 😂 Imma just keep going where I left off and maybe try to write out the rest from memory later. I forget how this site hates long comments 😂 I’m also gonna make the same mistake as last time and just cram all my thoughts into one comment “Can we just call her Mary Sue?” 😂 “It was a cock, a very excited one.” 😂 Also damn that was a weird ass long ass sentence and I love how you fucking lost it trying to read it bc SAME 😂😂😂 what the fuck does it mean? Oh it’s their version of a murder hornet!!! Fuck that Insects... in-sex 😂 “That’s not a restoration, you have brain damage.” 😂😂😂 well hey, maybe a few hits (either from a vape or a fall) and some memory loss are exactly what the body needs! So i guess you were close, calling the church monster a bee “I mean it should just be straightforward, I’m tired of this BS.” 😂 my life Seriously I find it funny that all the stories were so damn short, but that last one was like 2 sentences? The longest story today had a 7-min length and you managed to double it 😂 Ope and the next one would take you a year 😂 I love that u skipped right over it “It’s called looking at people.” 😂 Also haven’t we established that these writers suck at description? “See a doctor! Wait you can’t, bc America” 😂😂😂 GO OFF QUEEN!!! So was this story just about him being killed by a little alien thing? Probably could’ve been better if it hadn’t been so short and weird. And yeah, title made no sense Oh and into the 4th last story of the ep 😂 that’s how I know you enjoy these, you have a million “last” stories 😂 Room of Requirement hotel? Also, was that 2 sentences? 3? Wish I could write that little and call it a story 😂 But yeah it was nice to have one of these again! I love hearing these crappy pastas! Enjoy the rest of your day/week!

Irhaboggler

The question is would you accept a wasp job?


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