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The Anarchists Ep. 2 - "Jesus Was An Anarchist Who Only Got Violent With Central Bankers"

This week author and anarchist expert Andy from The Antifada joins us to discuss the incredible second episode of the HBO series The Anarchists

2017 sees Anarchapulco focus on bitcoin to some of the more activist-minded Anarchists' chagrin, and when it surges in value, the gang of anarcho-capitalists suddenly discovers class consciousness.

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The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school"

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico

We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law.

Unsure if we're covering the entire series, but we are at least covering the first three episodes.  2022-08-04 02:54:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Those vets got higher IQs than majority of those public school teachers !

This week Kate Willett of the Reply Guys podcast joins us to talk about Sarcastic-grandpa-fying popular memes for older internet consumers,

And Florida goes full Facebook by lowering the requirements for veterans (and their spouses!) to become school teachers

Finally, we explore the people who find real life Quidditch asinine but are nonet...

Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness

This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity

Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos

and House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that Democrats are drama queens, and opposing it because it's a harbinger of the apocalypse

Music:

Sister Nancy - Bam Bam

Helpless - Denied Sale

Protomartyr - Half Sis...

Ballistic: Elon Vs Trump

This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking)

And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also landlords

Finally: Trump goes Wu-Tang-style-Chuck-Norris all over Elon's pasty ass... and offends the right wing?

Music:

Duster - Earth Moon Transit

Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch the Landlord

Modern Life Is War - Feels Like End Times

The Gay Spider-Man Groundhog Day episode

This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence.

Also: we  talking about a right bloody political mess in a ruddy wacky part of the globe: The Arizona Gubernatorial Republican Primary

Finally, Breitbart introduces  the world to Gay Spider-Man

Music:

Viagra Boys - Creepy Crawlers

311 - Down

Peaceful Fetal Divorce

This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSE

Also, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, including the Libertarian Party's hilarious abdication of their "personal freedom" brand

and a based, right wing, LGBTQ millennial podcast is forced to ask, "hey, why is the Texas GOP calling us abominations in their state platform?"

Music: 

Hot Snakes - I Hate The Kids

David ...

New Bumper Sticker! ABORT THE DAMN COURT

Show your support for reproductive freedom and disdain for the unelected, grizzled gargoyles deciding your rights.

Same deal as before. All proceeds go to abortion access networks in states with trigger laws.

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This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama

Also, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to exist?

And finally, an EXTREME water brand throws shade on a poser metal record label for also having a skull logo.

Music: 

Outkast - Land of A Million Drums

Cursed - Friends in the Music Business

God told me to do January 6th

Hey folks, sorry for the delay. My dad's been in town and we've been drinking prescription iced tea and building a fence.

This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!)

An Australian newspaper gets mad at Rebel Wilson outing herself before they could

and a heroic January 6th protestor tells his version of events, where god calls him to join a false flag event

Music: 

Quicksand - Lightning Field

Daniel Rossen...

I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become

This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.

Raffle winners are announced! Please answer your emails!

Music:

Young Widows - King Sol

Talking Heads - The Book I Read

Meryl Streep - The Winner Takes It All

Don't call me gay.

This week a lot of white people freak out about the reporting around the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is mentioned at all lol

Also, Christian Walker, the gay conservative son of Herschel Walker tries to distance himself from the LGBTQ community with some uh interesting arguments.

Music:

Wombo - Backflip

Torche - Kiss Me Dudely

The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing.

The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting tweet thread about women, horses, a propriety, and leading to a manifesto with some incredible rules about how to be masculine. 

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Get Rax's new book from a local bookstore thro...

The "All Cops Ain't Bad" Comedy Tour

This week Brett and Bryan from Street Fight Radio help us talk comedian cop shop, looking at an aspiring entertainer who also happens to be a Metro Atlanta area police officer. 

What's his skewed take on police brutality? Tune in to find out.

Also, a Fairbanks Alaska man has had it up to here with Arby's Manager on Duty, Andy, and proposes a somewhat twisted game on Facebook.

Music:

Ecstatic Visio...

Fewer union employees is a problem for the union business. That’s right. I said business, union business

This week Alex becomes a sober guy. 

Also, we catch up on union militancy inside UPS facebook groups and look at a Target store that managed to overcome the company's notoriously anti-union propaganda to organize for better working condition and file for a union election.

Finally, Frank Stallone has a few words (?) for millennials and their lack of good speaking.

Music:

Nation of Ulysses - Aspirin Kid

Archers of Loaf - You and Me

Carrie Underwood - Cup...

3 New Stickers + Abortion fundraiser Announcement

This month 50% of our total Patreon earnings will go to abortion access funds in the thirteen states with abortion bans ready to be signed into law.

100% of the proceeds from the abortion bumper sticker will go to those same networks. 

Donate to those funds here:  List of abortion funds

Get the stickers at 2022-05-09 06:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post

You see drug peddlers along here all of the time. A bike lane is just giving people a getaway.

This week we address the leaked Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe V Wade and explore the right's muted and bewildering response to what is clearly a monumental victory for their movement.

Also: making fun of Elon Musk on facebook leads to us getting dunked on hard by 100 angry dorks

Finally: a city approves the addition of a bike lane downtown, and the local florist isn't happy. In fact she has some words for cyclists in general.

Music: PJ Harvey - Big Exit; Trunk Boiz -...

Elon, set up an account to track the kid!!

This week we are forced to finally cover Elon Musk as the news of him buying Twitter generates some of the worst content we've ever seen.

Also, Facebook Rapper Tom MacDonald gets a feature interview in Rolling Stone and reveals maybe a bit too much about his creative process.

Music: Spitting Image - I've Never Met A Nice South African; KEN Mode - Blessed

Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow

This week we cover Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotional learning" and also based on a Newsmax segment about a guy whose wife's tutoring student showed her a worksheet about Maya Angelou she didn't like.

We also explore the other front in the anti-teacher, anti-trans culture war: comedians posing as triggered liberal stereotypes to annoy everyone at city council meetings.

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I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute

This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence.

Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook has thoughts

Finally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his daughters to Disneyworld but guess what he's wearing a cool shirt

music: The Slits - Shoplifting

"Hit the road 'JACK'"

This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kids

and

A beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports and it's the most mad I've ever been in my life

Music: Plosives - Pines

All of Hollywood needs to bo slapped

No one misses a slice off a cut loaf

Music: Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (live at Family Values 1999)

Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 2)

This week: the stunning finale of our reading of Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance

Remaining Bart Against Bosses shirts are up on the website

We have very few remaining shirts in most sizes that I was too lazy to post about… until now. Big sizes and youth sizes are discounted.

Simpsons bootlegs stickers are still available as well.

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Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)

When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-

Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks

between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to

leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his

pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki

attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump

crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false

narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to

materialize. When Ricki's ...

As someone who works in the corporate drug testing industry, I want to thank you for writing this article

Godspeed You! Black Emperor bros

Doing a vegan hall pass on your mom's birthday cake

Writing about how marijuana is the devil no matter how many people are screaming "shut the fuck up" at me

Music: Kanye West - Blood on the Leaves

Not too surprisingly, most people overestimate how destructive nuclear weapons are

War is hell, and so are the takes it generates.

Music: Broadcast - Message From Home

SOB SHOULD BE DRAGGED THRU CACTUS...NAKED!!!

This week a professor asks students to give Osama Bin Laden the Nobel Peace Prize, and one student bravely refuses

And a hack NYT ad causes TERFs to reckon with the fact that JK Rowling (the billionaire) has been unpersoned

Music: Screaming Trees - You Tell Me All These Things

I have some friends who use the brown emojis, too, but they are not brown themselves. This confuses me.

This week: A new definition of WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY drops

Some of the best and most sensible reactions to the NFL halftime show

And an NPR article that explores the cowardice of white people hiding behind yellow hand emojis such as when Culture Abuse filliped off Tony on twitter

Music: Polvo - Vibracobra

Shut up and 1080

This week we free-wheel over crossfit jazz, the death of a beloved pet, and The Kingsman movie before getting into the important news of a skier skiing with a different country next to her name. 

Also, two patriots . win users ask for advice on how to respond to their liberal family members, and the responses are not great

Music: Sun Ra and his Arkestra - Springtime Again