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Last Responders Full Moon (creepy af) ft. Nate and Tyler from the Animorphing Time Podcast

Nate (@BateNoyd) and Tyler (@bearnurse) from the Animorophing time (@animorphingtime) join me to talk about 9-1-1 season 1 ep 7 Full Moon (creepy af) a classic episode with slashers, zombies, and maybe even werewolves...

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Can we donate a kidney to him

This week one of Tony's in-laws makes up stories about the military to try and trick his daughter into patriotism

AT&T is phasing-out 3G to make room for 5G in an attempt to prevent boomers from getting REAL news on their old phones

And, a man refuses the covid vaccine needed for his life-saving kidney transplant we think just because he wants to die

Music: Sparta - RX Coup

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Kids who identify as 'furries' get a litterbox in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools

In this massive wall-to-wall episode with Aaron Thorpe of Trillbilly Worker's Party we cover the most recent, and possibly most stupid, public school panic: litterboxes for furries in public school restrooms.

Spread by a Michigan Republican Party official, and exhaustedly denied by the superintendent of schools, reactionary parents...

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Last Responders Point of Origin ft. Sarah Black

Sarah Black (@sablaah) from "Please Save Me" pod where they review a fictional first responder drama "Chicago Heroes uses her expertise to came talk about the saddest episode of 9-1-1 where we find out about Bobbys dark past. Trauma bonding continues to be theme for LAs bravest and Hen gets real messy.

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Ridiculous!! There goes my beloved M&M's. So stupid!! (Yes, I said the R & S words!!)

The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized.

Also: Mass Formation Psychosis, and how it means that everyone who disagrees with you is crazy

Music: Amanaz - Africa

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Like a chihuahua Prius drivers want to act like a big car

This week the internet collectively winces as an aggressive Florida Republican starts a road rage shootout and gets outgunned by a Prius driver.

Also: Joe Biden's supply chain claims its worst victim yet: buffalo wing appetizers and the Has Brown Casserole at Cracker Barrel

Music: Tad - Wired God

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Are you so frickin blind your dried up little brain can not grasp the facts? I guess so!

This week we discuss the de-facto two-tier part-time/full-time system in which categories of employees are materially and rhetorically devalued even in union-organized workforces like UPS

and we revisit the right wing's increasingly pathetic coping mechanisms on the anniversary of the January 6th Capitol riot, including commentary from Ben Garrison himself!

Music: Stereolab - Percolator

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Ummm. So who elected him president of all Brandon's?

This week we cover an officially-sanctioned BLM "Smash & Grab" event in Beverly Hills that your reactionary family members will be talking about for 3 years

Also, conservatives get their Christmas wish as Joe Biden says "Let's Go Brandon" on national TV, and the guy who made him do it immediately gets cold feet and pretends he didn't mean it, before coming out later as meaning it even harder than he did originally.

Finally, American Patriots turn on the actual Brandon as he tr...

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It's beginning to look a lot like fascism

A follow-up with Terrence K Williams to see how his new pancake mix is doing (not well!)

A list of Christmas songs from The Federalist that the looney left will probably be cancelling next!

And several fun Xmas parodies about ivermectin, Dr. Fauci, and the looming threat of fascism

Music: Type O Negative - Christmas Mouring

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Last Responders- 2100 degrees (the lava episode)

The one and only Anje came on to help me talk about the legendary Lone Star episode "2100" the LAVA EPISODE!!! We talk satin, scorpions, and sloughed off skin when a dormant volcano decides to erupt under Austin. 

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take a deeper look at how your comments look. Ouch!

This week we cover two important worker success stories: A Starbucks shop unionizes, and an instacart delivery driver runs over an "elderly" couple's groceries for having a Blue Lives Matter sign in their front lawn (allegedly).

Is the conservative reaction to this as nonsensical as it is unhinged? you bet.

Music: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - 

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Who says it's not a hate crime against us, against Fox News?

This week we cover the Abby Shapiro pregnancy aria before diving into a heinous attack on Christmas, Christianity, and whiteness itself: the burning of the Fox News Times Square American Christmas Tree

Also: Hannity viewers grapple with Comrade Sanders demanding that medicare cover dental benefits for seniors. Hey Bernie, news flash! Dentists don’t accept medicare!

Music: Planes Mistaken for Stars - Fucking Tenderness

RIP Gared

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Interview with the Antichrist

This week we talk about the insane Epoch Times' "Interview with the Antichrist," a film that crams every imaginable Christian grievance into a 90 minute fake interview with satan's most powerful minion.s

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I was just thinking what kind of song Kid Rock would write in the current situation of this mess in our country

Edit: I re-uploaded the file to include the pieces of the song that were missing. refreshing your podcast feed should fix the problem

This week we cover the new Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me How To Live," featuring Canadian butt rockers Monster Truck. It's pretty funny.

Also: prominent right wingers calling for a race war in the wake of the Waukesha holiday parade tragedy.

Music: Fu Manchu - Eatin' Dust

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This meme describes why an attractive alpha-rodent like me is single

This week we're forced to address the MDC madness that is the Rittenhouse trial, the bizarre responses to it, and what this means for a broader left movement. 

Also, MAGA men play 4D chess by refusing to go to therapy and owning the imaginary women who might attempt to treat them

Music: Wipers - Over the Edge

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TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO CLUE: I watched my neighbor's 6'+ tall football player son come in from a hot day and drain a gallon jug of milk in one go

This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert

Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Biden charging us so much for that moo juice??

Music: Yautja - Clock Cleaner

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Nothing says rebel like lesbians killing kids rock on I love it

This week its right wingers trying to claim alpha eastern european communists for themselves, Classic Rock facebook guys rending their garments at Joan Jett's pro-abortion leather jacket, and right-wing geeks trying to accuse China of racism over a Dune poster.

Music: Cortex - Huit Octobre 1971

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Dueling Brandons

This week there's trouble in the MAGA rapper scene as MC's fight over whose "Lets Go Brandon" anthem is the true original

Also, the completely unhinged right wing response to the on-set death during an Alec Baldwin film production

Finally, friend of the show Terrence K Williams decides to make a pancake mix the left wont be able to cancel, but we will try

Music: Lozen - Kiya

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Unions cause more deaths with their policies and lies than any flu ever could

Sorry for the delay, folks, but we hope this jam-packed episode will have been worth the wait.

It's a real humdinger this week as we talk about Geezer crises, SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake native american educational comedy routines, and finally reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white.

Also: a fascinating look at how the right wing is responding to massive labor actions across the country,  how their news outlets are (or aren't) covering them, and how this ...

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Last Responders "Monster Inside" (ft Aaron Thorpe)

Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of lets say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.

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I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved

This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of indigenous peoples,

and

Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wire comment section

Music: Mogwai - Pat Stains

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Achmed Saves America

Thanks to Patrons, we were able to donate $2,443 to 10 groups helping people find abortions Texas . You guys rule.

This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist.

That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry Mama Grizzly whose cubs were definitely suspended for wearing republican pants (jeans) and white supremacist shirts (wor...

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The schools may as well stamp the mark of the beast on these children's hearts

This week we revisit classic works of cinema like Tekkonkinkreet, George of the Jungle, and an unfortunately lost genre of 90's film.

A Busdriver fired for sticking TP USA memes around his bus leads us down a rabbit hole of local school board politics, with parents everywhere revolting against the idea that their kids should learn or read anything.

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Inspired by the bootleg Bart shirts of the 90’s, we decided to do a less racist and also cooler riff on TV’s most mischievous 10 year-old: Brandishing a gun at the world’s richest man!

Show your boss and those with Boss Mindset where they can go (to hell) with the Bart Against Bosses T-Shirt.

Also: a series of small workp...

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Pigman w/Abdul Malik

This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself

Filled with fascinating ideas about Islam, Frank-Miller inspired illustrations and ideology, and plenty of Randian Objectivism, Pigman is a fascinating look at someone whose claim to fame is drawing Muhammed "over 500 times"

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Last Responders "Worst Day Ever" ft Kristiane and Rob from Dumb & Awful


Opening with a plane crash this episode is pure drama the whole time and Rob absolutely hated every moment of it. Some of the most egregious abuse of power from Athena we have seen to date. Bobby has a rough one but luckily hid co workers don't have boundaries.

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China targeted gamers... gamers

This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game

Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment section contort itself to preserve both its hatred of children and hatred of China

Finally, Lil Nas X does a maternity photoshoot, complete with prosthetic belly, and in the backlash we note the way cultural conservatism crosses racial lines

Music: Archers of Loaf - You And Me

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Stay tuned

We are trying to record tonight, but Tony had a 91° thunderstorm that set electrical poles on fire and now his power is out.

Three years later and the liberals are still destroying California

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Top Ten Times You Should Never Look At Your Watch

This week we cover Shana Chappell, the mother of a killed marine using her son's death to own Joe Biden

and Mike Flynn ('s wife) gets her credit card briefly almost cancelled by (((Chase))) bank, and of course this means war

Music: Handsome - Quiet Liar

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Update

Hey folks

Alexander here. Sorry for the delay with the Patreon episode. I’m technically on vacation this week, but we were still planning on getting an episode out to you.

Unfortunately (fortunately?), a couple things came up for Tony, like guesting on the Street Fight “Movies Cinematic Universe” miniseries and getting a catering slot today—and with my limited availability, we weren’t able to record.

Rest assured, we have a wild and wacky episode prepared and will...

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