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a rapper named....AFROMAN???

TODAY: it’s nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way.

Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are “too afraid” to protest on his behalf? 

Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for “humiliation.” Right-wing commenters regretfully side with Afroman.

Music:

Athletic ...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 03/26/23

WE'RE BACK and chatting LIVE

Communist coffee

Golf Grunge??

the Flintstones is a Bowling Rock movie?

High schoolers are not children. Perhaps that perception among policy makers is the problem

This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor

Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story.

Finally: a bowling rock super-spreader supergroup forms ma...

I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.

This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about  republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his  disgusting past running the entire country

and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to  prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his facebook profile, which is even more normal

Finally, Everything Everywhere All At Once featured talented Asian actors. Is that OK? We...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Golf Rock

This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends.

Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues."

Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working Class Golfer"

Finally, we listen to a conspiracy theorist's "I Told You So" son...

Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB

Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who’s at fault (rich people)

Also, we’re back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeon

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 3/18

We're early! Next week is vacation so we're doing this week's DEATH CHAT 500 LIVE... RIGHT NOW

It’s music chat this week with:

Golf Rock

Conspiracy theory butt rock

White woman Vintage Vinyl™️ singing voice

And a new Bowling Rock super group in the works!

Join Us

This week’s DEATH CHAT 500 will happen in (about) ONE HOUR

Apologies for the late notice, but I’ll be on vacation this week to next, so we’re recording everything early.

This week’s DEATH CHAT 500 will happen TODAY at 3pm PST. The audio won’t be published until the usual time this weekend.

Hope you can make it!

On this photo of a young man's backside, LtGov. McNally responded with 3 red hearts and on-fire emojis

This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target next

and Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreude

and last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally is in hot water for being a little too supportive of the twink community

Music: 

Hella - Furthest

Hella - Long Hair

DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 - 3/11

We’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT

A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy.

Chewed up and spit out by the country he saved, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB (Damon Wayans) to solve the murder of the disgraced player's girlfriend and expose the s...

DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout

A patriot who saved the life of the president (but whose wife hates him) teams up with an ungrateful black former QB in order to take down a corrupt NFL owner & sicko Senator 

We’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT

Today on DEATH CHAT 500 - The Last Boy Scout

What if a patriot who saved the life of the president (but whose wife hates him) teamed up with an ungrateful black former QB in order to take down a corrupt NFL owner & sicko Senator?

In 2 hours we’re talking THE LAST BOYSCOUT live on DEATH CHAT 500 today at 5pm PST

Join us!

I feel like I'm being punk'ed daily and Justen Bieber is around the corner

What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome?

What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned?

What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system?

What if the real pandemic were tipping?

These questions definitively answered on today's episode

Music:

Protomartyr - Pontiac 87

The Str*kes - New York City Cops

Part Chimp - Hello Bastards

Let's close the door and butt fuck each other - The Ballad of Black Rifle Coffee

Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs??

Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live in

And finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are inserting "frozen tomato paste" into their rectums to simulate menstruation. We debu...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Sad Little Man!

This week starts with Fitness Chat and we learn about the unsavory characters at Tony's local gym and our personal routines

Also, a cancer-themed christian rapper who bestows random blessings on orders for his insane merchandise

and we listen to an incredibly funny supercut of songs from a far-right folk singer which leads us to the music video for early 2000's hit "Superman"

Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every saturday at 5pm PST at 2023-03-06 01:18:27 +0000 UTC View Post

DEATH CHAT 500 03/04/23

Anti-antifa folk rock, heartwarming anti-cancer rap, and gym chat

Single White Dilbert

Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force

Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert

and Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (because they're trans)

Music:

Brandon Coleman - We Change Part I

Clint Eastwood - Gran Torino

Djunah - Seven Winds of Sekhmet

DEATH CHAT 500 - Your vile laws, I will break (02/24/23)

Lightning crashes, a mid-90s rock band falls to the floor. The confusion sets in. We read about the recent tumultuous history of the band Live, complete with serial con-men, q-pilled band members, and an amateur fiber-optics company

Also: we listen to Libertarian rap(?) and conspiracy theory pop punk and now we hate laws.

Join us for DEATH CHAT 500 every Saturday at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult...

DEATH CHAT 500 (02/25/33)

Butt Rock implosions, libertarian rap, conspiracy theory pop punk

Gun Pool

Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary people

Also: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the strings

And finally, a new pool takes the nation by storm: Gun Pool

Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every saturday at 5pm PST at 2023-02-23 03:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post

DEATH CHAT 500 - A reminder never to become attached to things of this world

This week it's a Bowling Rock follow-up: Less than Jake, Social Distortion, Rocket from the Crypt—Are they Bowling Rock?

Revisiting Rock Against Bush

Woke Chik-Fil-A proves nothing gold can stay

And Alex argues with Facebook work ethic guys

Watch the livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTDXjz5ItE

Join us every Saturday at 5pm PST at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for ...

DEATH CHAT 500 02/18 VOL. 2

Bowling Rock follow-up: Less than Jake, Social Distortion, Rocket from the Crypt—Are they Bowling Rock?

We Rock Against Bush

Chik-Fil-A proves nothing gold can stay

And Alex argues with Facebook work ethic guys

BUTT FEST 2000 - BOWLING ROCK

This week we bring BUTT FEST 2000 over to the MDC feed where Alexander, Tony, and Bryan Quinby dive into the potential genre of Bowling Rock.

Bowling Rock: what is it, who is it, and why is it?

We trace the origins of the 1950's-and-60's-obsessed genre (think board shorts, bowling shirts, Hawaiian culture, semi-ironic americana, maybe even a little Elvis) in surf rock, ska, and swing, and we analyze the pop-punk, irony, and SoCal bro vibe it brought to millions nationwide.

L...

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From technologically advanced island prisons to cyber goth arms dealer night clubs, this natural color, USA-Made Bayside T-Shirt will have you looking stylish wherever adventure takes you.

Also: our Real Tree hat is back, this time in EDGE camo.

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Sour Cream Salamander (2/11/23)

This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union.

Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam Smith

And a new Limp Bizkit video... with a message??

Join us every Saturday for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

DEATH CHAT 500 2/11/23

Let's Chat

Join us today at 5pm PST where we will be saying Auburn University’s complete list of 250 slurs for white people

Also, conservative toons, a new vegetarian cauliflower sandwich at Chik Fil A, and gym chat

The link will be shared in a new Patreon post a few minutes before 5.

I know we use the word satanic too often but this performance is literally a tribute to Satan

This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon using the "Snoopy system,"

and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately?) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator.

Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of Sam Smith after the singer dresses up like a guy from Moulin Rouge

Music:

Sugar RAY - Every Morning

Radiohead - Spectre

DEATH CHAT 500 - Don't Dare Call Me Misogynist

This week we cover a punk rock beef dis track that is NOT SEXIST 

And we gracefully and tactfully answer Children's Questions to God supplied by right wing evangelical lobbying group Focus on the Family

Intro music by Alexander Edward

Outro Music: Hole - Plump

DEATH CHAT 500 - Questions Kids Ask About God

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