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This seems a bit extreme. When they raised our retirement age I don't think most people even commented on it

This week: a Vietnam veteran is tormented by modern McDonald's;

the beta males at the Museum of British History go WOKE by sometimes using the phrase “mummified remains” instead of Mummy;

And Americans across the political spectrum cheer the massive direct labor actions by unions in France (cutting power to the homes of billionaires and giving free electricity to preschools), BUT one South African billionaire is here to keep everyone grounded.

Music:

Constantines -...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Sexy Home School Moms! (TRIGGER! Someone NOTICED attractive women? Someone NOTICED why they might be moms in the first place? TRIGGER (01/28/23)

It's Q & A day with MDC. 

We answer a bunch of questions, political, personal, and hypothetical, and we do a dive into a favorite local right-wing crank--the owner of a historical reenactment farm who has a penchant for insane tweets and blog posts.

Music by Alexander Edward

DEATH CHAT 500 1/28

Let's A some Q's

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Comment below with a question to one or both of us and we’ll answer it live on stream today.

Even if you can’t make the chat, the audio will be released in the Patreon feed tomorrow

Show us them Q’s

The viral tweet in question

Someone asked what post we were talking about at the top of the last episode so here it is

Things may get nassy

The title of this episode is not just a quote from a segment but a warning to potential listeners: We classy, and we sassy, but things may get nassy

We say goodbye to Diamond by winking from the pulpit at her funeral, lamenting in all-caps that she ""DIED SUDDENLY""

Also: How hospitals are heating their buildings with wokeness

Plus: The Daily Wire tries distances itself from the m&m’s controversy with a masterful headline after being called out by the candy’s newest ...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Landlord Dick Pics (01/21/23)

This week Tony has an incredible story about landlord dick pics,

We unearth a song from Drive Angry 3D that has been scrubbed from the internet by the son of a famous actor who was in Drive Angry 3D

And read the worst pro-Democrat propaganda book in existence: Why Mommy Is A Democrat

Music:

Baptists - Vistas

DEATH CHAT 500 - MOMMY IS A DEMOCRAT

Let's chat

Gimme a sista I can't resist her Red pills and facts didn't miss her w/Blocked Party

This week the Blocked Party boys help us send off the late Diamond of  Diamond & Silk by reading from the fans who think she must've died  of the vaccine.

Also: playing fortnight without the annoying  forts; New-Age Stores and other weird stores; and 90s school yearbooks:  the original Tik Tok

Music: 

Janice Ponds - Free Thinkers

DEATH CHAT 500 - Secular and Godless to the point of being Communist (01/14/23)

This week we listen to the music that Klaus Schwabb, the World Economic Forum, and NPR don't want you to know about.

Also, SOCIALISTS DON'T SLEEP, and what Christians must do before we're all forced to have healthcare and stable housing.

DEATH CHAT 500 takes place LIVE every Saturday at 5pm PST only at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

DEATH CHAT 500 01/14 (TAKE 2)

SOCIALISTS, DON’T SLEEP

…on our live reading of SOCIALISTS DONT SLEEP, tonight at 5pm PST

Only on our Patreon page

Conservatives don't wear gas masks even in Brazil

This week we cover the attempted right-wing coup in Brazil, the hilarious fallout, and the thick miasma of cope emanating out of conservative spaces across the internet.

Also: we measure the shape and density of part-timer workers' skulls to answer the question: are they bad?

Music:

Horace Silver  - Song for my Father

Sepultura - Refuse/Resist

DEATH CHAT 500 - 01/07 - The Futurist

This week Alex fixes the problematic Cheeseburger song with a rendition of his own

We also chat about bad(?) edgy 90s holiday movies with "quirky" (annoying) characters including a manic, voyeuristic gay brother played by Robert Downey Jr.

This leads us down a rabbit hole as we track RDJ's christmas movie career to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and the sultry mom-rock song he sings(???) during the end credits. 

We've got a making-of RDJ's post-recovery album filled with all the a...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 01/07

DEATH CHAT 500 is BACK

TONIGHT at 5pm PST We’re reading from the Allen Dulles-endorsed Scholastic Anti-communist schoolbook from the 60s

Talking about bad edgy Christmas movies

And we dive into one actor’s incredible attempt at mom rock—with a movie tie-in, a making-of video, and a thrilling performance on a popular 90s sitcom

Crazy Jeans is a sin. It is not of God.

Today: the Taliban calls for Andrew Tate's release, citing his opposition to demonic force of feminism

and a new trend is sweeping the nation: calling the police on dollar bills. An elderly facebook couple has all the info

and finally! A facebook pastor with common-sense sermons about jeans and movie's

Music:

Magma: Aïna

Magma - Sohïa

Zombi - Digitalis

(this is upload #2)

Sorry folks, no Death Chat 500 tonight

We have new equipment and after hours of troubleshooting we still can’t get it to work 👍. We’ll contact the professionals when it’s not a national holiday.

We hope everyone has a fun and safe New Year’s Eve, and we hope to see you this Saturday because it’s been too long.

If they kill me, I love you all.

I love SONG OF THE SOUTH

This week, Disney exchanges the Song of the South references in Splash Mountain for a scene with their only Black Princess, a right wing tik tokfluencer does a snarky clapback, and we come up with some of our own replacement ideas

Also, LIFE has been CANCELLED thanks to a woke update on the classic board game. A facebook mom has all the details. 

Music:

Nina Simone - Strange Fruit

Cos - Nog Verder

Hella - Self Checkout 

We're not supposed to say 'naughty' anymore. It's the 'misunderstood list.' And they still get presents

Today we cover new The Santa Clauses streaming show, where Tim Allen says he has restored the Christ to Christmas, and "Saying 'Merry Christmas to all' has somehow become problematic."

Also, we sign up for Mammoth Nation, the new "conservative competitor to Amazon" and their Christmas commercial featuring groomers fantasizing about children and people who got the vaccine dropping like flies. 

Music:

Part Chimp - Li'l Bummerboy

Low - Just Like Christmas

Episode dropping tomorrow

Hey everyone. There’s a very good episode in the can, I just didn’t have as much (any) downtime today at work to finish editing it. It should come out tomorrow, hopefully in the morning. Thanks for your patience.

In the meantime, you can hear us chat about awful reactionary Christmas music with Bryan on Street Fight this week, and we were each recently on epi...

DEATH CHAT 500 - My CRAZY WHITE WIFE is a RACIST? REALLY?

Audio from the 12/17 DEATH CHAT 500 livestream

We find out if this guy's crazy white wife is a racist really

My CRAZY WHITE WIFE is a RACIST? REALLY?

I think we need to find out if this guy's crazy white wife is a racist

I'm rick bitch

This week we field an interesting theological question: Is God sexist against men for making them far more rational and therefore less capable of faith than women?

Also, Elon Musk and Dave Chapelle get booed for 5 minutes straight, which is a really good bit to be fair

And the right wing reacts to the passing of the Respect for Marriage Act, both laughing at progressives for how relatively toothless the bill is, and breathlessly ranting about the doom it spells for society. <...

DEATH CHAT 500 - I wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of bitter tears - 12/10

It's a jam-packed episode of DEATH CHAT 500 this week. 

Two work stories from Alex: a Supervisor shares his L's and a slavery-themed coffee shop won't give Alex a discount.

Tony accidentally buys expensive demonic crocs

Small Soldiers is secretly kind of an anti-military, anti-corporate, animation and rap music masterpiece?

A bootleg theragun changes Alex's life

Weed chat with Tony

An angry cop butt rock band from Seattle

and the powerful project...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 12/10

COP BUTT ROCK

WHY MOMMY IS A DEMOCRAT

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME WORK ON SATURDAY, BUT I SAID NO

The fact that these " Santa deniers" are on TICTOC tells me all I need to know!!!

This week Tony almost catches a charge at Costco, and we read one of the most embarrassing instances of Elon dickriding I've ever seen.

Also, the heiress to a pharmaceutical fortune unlearns the wokeness foisted upon her by her liberal college with the help of a $300/day cult deprogrammer and a few Prager U videos.

Finally, grandparents everywhere lose their mind as GenZ does edgy santa-atheism on TikTok

Music:

Radiohead - Little By Little (live from the Basement)

DEATH CHAT 500 - Taika Watiti Amazon Commercial (12/3)

Your regular patreon episode is going to be at least day late thanks to my current work schedule, but please enjoy audio from the 12/3 livestream of DEATH CHAT 500 until then.

This week we visit a confusing but very *meaningful* Amazon commercial directed by none other than Taika Watiti

Also, did a groyper Ben Shapiro staffer make this, uh, let's say "unflattering" ad featuring Ben himself?

We also talk about our favorite music of the year.

Here's the tracks in order o...

DEATH CHAT 500 12/3

An Amazon ad with an actor that everyone says looks like Alex, and it’s about a dead mom?  Spotify Wrapped (more like Crapped)  the kid's book “Mommy is a Democrat”  the Wide Shoe store selling my data, etc.