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Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard

As a punishment for new Patrons we're watching Jeff Dunham's new mind-altering special: Me the People

Jeff takes on Cancel Culture, the Joe Biden puppet talks about Hunter's prostitutes, a brand new millennial puppet delights the audience with jokes about participation trophies, and yes, José the Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard

Music:

Tyler the Creator - Puppet

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 11/26 - Is Dril Short for Drivel?

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 11/26 livestream

Thanksgiving pranks

A Deranged Conservative Comic Artist

Questions from listeners about wine and music

Washington Post Comments from the Dril interview

Chat with us live every Saturday at 5pm PST and watch previous livestreams at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult


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DEATH CHAT 500 11/26

THANKSGIVING PRANKS, CONSERVATIVE CARTOONS, AND COMMENTS FROM THE WASHINGTON POST INTERVIEW WITH DRIL

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I am guilty of raising a son that is selfish and meanspirited

Today we talk about how I caused a car accident at work and also how it's absolutely not my fault

Plus, a Harley Biker takes on both a lion AND a fake news journalist. Which is the more dangerous foe?

Unfortunately we also have to talk about the estimated 6,500 migrant workers killed during the construction of the world cup stadiums in Qatar, but we soften our criticisms when we learn they might be neo-colonial in nature.

Finally, a TikToker absolutely roasts their dead bill...

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Death Chat 500 - I'm the Brandon Boy - 11/19

Birthday chat, 

A visit to a punk record store,

Conservative Humor Gone Array 5 years later, 

Extremely weird patriotic music videos, 

and Hellboy as a misandrist masterpiece

Join the livestream every Saturday at 5pm PST on our patreon page, where you can also watch livestreams from previous weeks.

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Death Chat 500 11/19 #2

Birthday chat

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Be right back

Technical difficulties please stand by

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Death Chat 500 - 11/19

Birthday chat

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Sounds like progressive "Christianity" but OK

This week a conservative Law School student calls the newspaper asking them to run a story with HIV in the headline next to a photo of her face.

And we examine a facebook group devoted to debunking progressive christianity one meme at a time

Music:

Pharaoh Sanders - Love is Everywhere

Today is the Day - Argali

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Death Chat 500 - Limp Bizkit Sex Scene (11/12)

Audio from the 11/12 Death Chat 500 livestream

Nu-metal horror films, underrated Black sitcoms, and extremely real and incredibly paranormal police stories

Tune in live this Saturday at 5pm PST and we'll do it all again

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Death Chat 500 Livestream Poll

Last night was super fun. Thanks to everyone who joined us. Going forward, we want to make these streams as accessible as possible to people in varying timezones. 

We're pretty limited by my work schedule, but out of the following options, choose *all* streaming times that would work for you. Multiple choice is allowed!

Also, feel free to comment below with what you liked about the stream last night; what else you would like to see; and any recommendations for making the live...

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Death Chat 500 11/12

Thanks for joining everyone! Sorry about the technical difficulties, but otherwise this was a lot of fun. We’ll be doing it again soon.

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Technical difficulties

PATRIOTS HOLD THE LINE!

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TOMORROW 11/12! We’re streaming live!

At 5pm PST we’ll be testing a private livestream for Patrons only. Tune in to help us experiment with new bonus content.


‪Topics may include: ‬

-nu-metal horror films I watched in October‬

‪-police accounts of the paranormal‬

‪-wholesome public school sitcoms‬

‪-scrolling through my alt Facebook feed‬

‪-my stepdad‬


We’ll also be chatting with you folks, maybe answering some questions, and just having a g...

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Midterm Death Cult

This episode we're covering the elections because we're data wonks now, and here are some key takeaways from this episode:

Ranked choice voting is unconstitutional because it gives each person more than one vote,

Trump didn't back the big guy in Pennsylvania and is crying and screaming and pissing his pants a little about it,

Babies are out... big time. The baby annihilator demographic turned out strong this cycle--how will this affect Michigan's ability to enter the kingdom...

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An MDC Halloween Special

This week we go trick or treating at the homes of some familiar personalities. Will we make it out alive?

Yes. We're also talking Elon Musk's ingenious plans for twitter, his satanic halloween costume, and how these very important topics are resonating with the right wing on facebook and twitter alike.

Music: 

My Bloody Valentine - You Made Me Realize

Young Widows - Rose Window

Duster - Irato

Tera Melos - Frozen Zoo

Toto - Africa (by 8 Bit Univer...

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To Die For (2022)

This week we watch To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider.

A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school quarterback after he takes a knee during the national anthem. 

Quint's Native American neighbor, Wes, is the avenue for our main character to reel off Gran Torino style racial slurs at a fl...

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I had to tell an Instacart guy yesterday he supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead

Also, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes before closing, and an aggressive vietnam veteran comes to his aid in the comments.

Finally, we check out how Herschel Walker’s campaign is going in a recent debate between him and the de...

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Trouble with the RSS feed?

Multiple patrons have reached out to me recently about having trouble with the RSS feed and their podcast apps. The exit surveys tell a similar story.

In the years we've been doing the bonus episodes through Patreon, I've never seen this many people have issues. My guess is there's a genuine bug with the RSS feature. I've reached out to Patreon myself about this apparent glitch, but if you're having trouble please try the steps offered in this article: 

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I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE

This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism.

Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but a few brave warriors have stepped forward to defend her.

Music:

Zulu - Now They Are Through with Me

Playytime - Next Life

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because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house

This week we talk about cool bands, cool surfer transplants from california, and movie-making face perverts. 

Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his Based Gay Son has finally had enough. 

Finally, we're learning about the dangers of Halloween from a former practicing witch, the evil uses to which pumpkins are put, and "fake" haunted houses that turned out to be "real" (I got scared)

Music:

Melt-Banana - Candy Gun

Th...

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If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should

This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops

Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concert

We discuss which items we would steal from the Smithsonian

And Bill Maher teaches us not to judge slave owners too harshly during a New Rule segment you don't want to miss. 

Listen to Tony on Street Fight Radio this week.

Music:

Makaya McCraven - The Fours

Lizzo - About D...

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Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot

A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page

And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor judgement, and shot someone he wasnt supposed to? What then?

Music:

Steely...

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FLIGHT 2977 CHOWDER??

Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet.

Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have an idea why the christian right isn't broadcasting this headline far and wide

plus, Frodo, Pippin, and Uncle Roger's wonderful world of accents

Music:

Born Against - Nine Years Later

Ringworm - Numb/Blind to Faith

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Fall Merch Drop

Oh hey

We’re dropping two pieces of merch that we’ve wanted to make for a long time. Hats are limited to 45. Shirts will be available for a two-week preorder.

http://miniondeathcult.com

Use code FALLINGAWAYFROMME to get 20% off your entire order. We also still have stickers available.

Oh yeah and I opened it up to credit/debit card purchases even though I had to give them my social security number ð...

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The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth

It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed. 

Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind of facial hair.

Will anarchism be abandoned? Can these extremists safely be de-radicalized? Find out on this blockbuster series ending.

Music:

Coheed and Cambria - Pearl of the Stars

Coheed and Cambria - Everything Evil

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The Anarchists Ep. 5: Go die in a fucking hole bitch

Skip forward 20 minutes if you don’t want to hear an amusing anecdote that turns into a pretty good conversation about how Gen Xers and Millennials (like myself) performed edginess before we recognized the actual political fights going on around us.

2019 is a complicated year for Anarchapulco. A person just got murdered, another one was nearly killed, and people will *not* stop gossiping about it. Chill out, people. Let's get this freedom.

Nathan and Lisa discover the limits of ...

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The Anarchists Ep. 4: I asked to keep one of his locs for sentimental reasons

In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death: 

Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is over; Lilly accuses Paul of orchestrating John's murder; Paul claims innocence and makes even more death threats; and Nathan and Lisa Freeman found AnarchAWAKENing, a conscious conference encouraging guests to invest in their healing.

Also: what a morgue without bureaucracy looks like; Lilly's...

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The Anarchists Ep. 3: COMBATE GRINGO A GRINGO

In 2018, all the most annoying bitcoin guys are returning to Anarchapulco as newly-minted millionaires.

Lisa Freeman tries to help feminize Anarchapulco with "female" workshops, and Nathan is unceremoniously booted from the conference committee after doing all the work for several years. What the heck?

Paul starts selling coke out of Lily and John's house and comes up with an even more novel way to make money

This all culminates in a very bad time for those involved.

M...

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New Episode delayed :((

We had to abort our mission to cover episodes 3 and 4 of the Anarchists tonight, so we'll have to do it Saturday. Our apologies. It's gonna be great though. Episode 4 is nuts. 

Alex

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