Ramblefap, 2 in under 10
Refractory periods are a myth made up by over-concerned carpal tunnel medical specialists
But ye two cums in this one :))
2024-07-07 00:04:23 +0000 UTC View Post
OGY posts
Poll for the week of July 15th
I couldn't think of anything funny to say in the title this week so uuuuuuuhhh
But here we are, gonna be finishing some coms, taking on the new ones, and I think I'll try and get the monthly ramblefap recap up in a day or three... or four...
2024-07-06 14:50:58 +0000 UTC View PostDomming the World's Worst Vampire
You need to see me for what I realy am, you aren't safe with me, I'm a killer, I'm dangerous. As if you could outrun me, as if you could fight me- why are you LAUGHING SHUT UP. I'm not cute the sparkling isn't pretty, I'm not sexy!
The Twilight parody has landed, with my... let's call it an attempt at an American accent. Does... does Robert Pattinson even do an American accent for that movie? I didn't check
Tags for this one: [Nipple play] [Tha...
2024-07-04 21:54:19 +0000 UTC View PostRamblefap jerking off in the shower \0/
Yeah, title, lol
I don't think I actually mention it in the audio I just say 'bathroom' but it's why it's echoey lol
And yes I did shower like, minutes after this one finishes, easy cleanup is always a charm.
And no the shower isn't on lmao, for a number of very good reasons
Also I did do the classic leaning against the glass thing if you want some mental imagery
2024-07-01 15:21:42 +0000 UTC View PostNew poll for... fucking hell, the week after next
I think I've actually been making audios too quickly. You know technically this week's audio is the priest/paladin corruption one? Y'know the one that came out last week. Whatever wins this week's poll won't be out for a fortnight.
Nothing new this week, I don't want every poll to have six options, would be a bit of a mess, but here we are, get votin'.
Also lil side note if people wanna help me out with something here. If, for the 200 patron special, I did ...
2024-06-27 13:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostKeeping Quiet with You Under my Desk
This is dumb, this is really dumb, we're gonna get caught.
I mean, what, we get the room to ourselves for a grand total of twenty seconds and the first thing you do is get under my desk and unzip my pants. I mean, shit, fantasies are one thing, but... you've cornered me here.
Everyone's back now, and I've gotta keep quiet... no matter what you do. This is such a bad idea.
YEEEEEEEEEE, so if you're not aware, if something's been ...
2024-06-26 10:39:14 +0000 UTC View PostA Dragon's Favourite Damsel
You feel you probably should've been eaten, or burned alive.
According to any common sense you can string together in your head, something awful should've happened after you got kidnapped by a dragon.
But no, you spend all your time, now, sitting atop a giant pile of treasure, waiting for your new master to come home and take pleasure in your... precious, valuable... golden radiance.
And here we are, the monsterfuckers are eating well...
2024-06-25 10:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostCan We Still Call this Being a Teacher's Pet?
Teacher meets substitute teacher.
Not quite a tale as old as time, but if you close the blinds and lock the door, we can pretend it is.
Tags are [Workplace] [Semi-public] [Over the desk]
2024-06-23 12:17:57 +0000 UTC View PostRamblefap with lotsa yapping
Seriously it's just talk talk talk until the end with this one good lord
2024-06-22 23:32:44 +0000 UTC View PostA Poll with a lot of Old VS New
So let's break it down. An old option has disappeared, mysteriously. Perhaps we'll see it soon, in some way or another.
Last week's option is of course gone, that means two new things on the poll.
And I threw in an extra, cus why not. It's a 3v3 of old and new stuff, it's fun.
Your Newly Adopted Catboy is In Heat Well that's a self explanatory situation if I ever saw one. Help the little guy out before he bursts, won't you?
In Publi...
2024-06-22 16:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostI Shall Not Be Corrupted
Paladin meets succubus, why this is a tale as old as time, yet as predictably dirty as it gets. The hooks go in, his true self, supressed, denied and treated as an evil by his oh-so-bright-and-noble soul gets to come out. With your track record of corrupting the incorruptible, it won't be the only thing coming out.
Involved tags are: [Corruption] [Priest]/[Paladin] speaker [Succubus] listener [Hesitant] to [Needy] [Switchy] [Pheromone addiction] [Clothing rippin...
2024-06-20 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostPOLL pls pick your horny
Oi oi, new poll time, betchu down for somethin' 'orny aint ya?
Sorry I don't know what came over me.
Also, if you're noticing an option that was on last week's poll that's now missing, patreon gets erm... angy, at certain tags and themes and as that option's explicitly about those themes, it can't come back here. I'll do it eventually, just in my own time and as a free-bee bonus audio somewhere. Won't be right away, won't be miles down the road either.<...
2024-06-18 15:06:16 +0000 UTC View PostYour BF Fucks you in Every Way, in a Changing Room
Clothes shopping with your boyfriend. It's all well and good, especially when he pays for some of the cuter numbers.
I mean they're the numbers he enjoyed as well. Time to try them on, good thing there's a changing room, with room for two. Knowing him, he'd like a look at the display model.
Ooooopie, surprisingly easy edit on this one, tried doing some of the FX live, like the hair tugging and clothing movement. But we've broken out of fantasy terri...
2024-06-17 19:27:38 +0000 UTC View PostRamblefap 21, All Ramble, Some Fap
I literally say at the start of this "I don't feel super talkative today" and then I think I yapped more in this than I usually do in any of these lol
Enjoy, love n' hugs, mwa mwa mwa
2024-06-17 10:37:16 +0000 UTC View PostPrivate Study with Your Tiefling Professor
Your relationship is so many things... illicit, raunchy, the stuff of an erotic fantasy novel that you'd clutch to your chest in the dead of night.
He is many things as well, tall, comforting, kinky, and he always knows what to say, and when to say it.
Today, your relationship is to the side. Today, he's helping you as your tutor. I can't imagine the two of you will hold onto this brief moment of professionalism for too long, it's just too tempting, isn't it?...
2024-06-16 15:43:13 +0000 UTC View PostTesting Gale's Patience, and Being Punished for It
CW: Breeding
The Wizard is several things, as far as you're concerned. A know-it-all, smarmy, possessed of a slippery charisma and a disarming smile. Behind that though, he's delicious. And soon, he'll be yours.
Gale Dekarios is unaware of your intentions, or so you believe. But you know he takes a moment to himself, every day, privately. It's obvious enough what he's doing, so all you need do is interrupt and... offer to take over.
Wh...
2024-06-14 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostTag suggestion for next poll!
Alright tag team (can't believe I didn't think of that last time), for y'all Babycakes and up, you hopefully know the drill.
Next poll will have a new option constructed from tags submitted by you all.
If you're not sure what a tag is, it's those little [Tag] thingies that go in the titles on GWA, things like [Vampire], [Oral], [Kissing], [L-bombs], all that stuff. Basically, this is a "what things would you like in a future audio" post.
It can be anything from tone, ...
2024-06-11 11:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostA Lord Picks His Bride
CW: Immediate DC warning on this one. It's not explicit, but your character has only just met the guy after you got picked for this. So coercion. If patreon no likes, I'll pop it up on the Discord :)
If you're not sure what DC stands for, by all means don't be afraid to ask via DM's or Discord.
Into the final line up, my dear. In this great palace, hand picked, and soon to be... tested.
In your finest dress, to be torn of...
2024-06-10 17:11:46 +0000 UTC View PostNew audio up on the Reddit!
A commission has gone live over there, if you all wanna head over in your own time. I can't link it, as per patreon's rules.
You guys will be getting Lord tomorrow, which may run into trouble with Patreon due to... erm... content rules. You can figure it out based on how that one was set up. But if it gets taken down or what-not I'll figure something out to keep it accessible for you all.
Anyway, enjoy!
2024-06-09 18:48:44 +0000 UTC View PostRamble then Fap the Fifth, but I say it's the fourth in the audio
Cus I'm stupid
But anyway, thank you all for another lovely month, you've all been a joy. The more content I make the more I'm scared I'll miss something in the roundup, but I hope I got it all in omo
2024-06-09 13:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostRamblefap 20, a Desperate to Cum Whimper-Parade
Yeah that's winning an award for my silliest title
But pretty self explanatory lol
2024-06-08 15:58:04 +0000 UTC View PostOC Talk, Part 2, Ungodly Amounts of Yapping
And here we are, for part 2 of the 100 patron special, we have the OC talk, continued.
This behemoth of an audio is just two hours of me talking about characters I've made up, but you get an insight into odd kinks of mine, iffy jokes I've laughed at, my 'taste' in music, and so much more.
Also in the last like... third, there are discussions of kink topics some people might not like, like stuff I can't tag cus Patreon will throw a fit, but just you be careful....
2024-06-08 11:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostNew Poll for You
I think we'll make this a quickfire round, I'm a little behind and I need to get recording.
I shall take the winner from where the results sit in 24 hours, starting... now.
A Lord Picks His Bride Into the final line up, my dear. In this great palace, hand picked, and soon to be... tested. In your finest dress, to be torn off, of course. In your best makeup, with your hair up, ready to be spoiled. If you pass, he'll keep you. Lap of luxury, the...
2024-06-06 12:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostDummy Bunny gets Brain Drained for Breeding
So, so, so, friends, it's been a while since I got experimental, but here I am, whipping out the [Hypno] tag, the [Layering] tag, and as a treat the [Breeding] tag
The edit for this one has overlapping layers of speaking that bounce around and make the background whispers purposefully hard to hear. Inaudible whispers, they're a thing.
But anywho, as it's experimental, lemme know if it doesn't work for you. If the binural hum's too much, if the layers are too much, anythin' like th...
2024-06-05 21:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostA Rapid Double Finish Ramblefap
So this was an odd one. I finished really fast (two minutes, I was pre-gaming, lol) and that's not CONTENT enough, so... I decided to go for a second round. I get noisy, folks, very noisy.
2024-06-04 12:47:44 +0000 UTC View PostCarnel Makes you a Subservient Bride
So, given that my recording schedule's been delayed this week, I took today, and edited up something I already had recorded. And lo and behold, it's perfect, considering you all learned about this character of mine in the recent patreon special.
Featuring hypnosis, lots of vampire feeding, and of course, rough and dommy sex.
Ramblefap and regular weekly audio tomorrow, then a bonus audio on Wednesday.
Chin chin, enjoy your nibbles.
2024-06-03 22:16:08 +0000 UTC View PostPercy De Rolo Audio Up on the Reddit
I can't link here cus patreon rules, but it's my latest post on Reddit, you can find it pretty easy. Hasn't come up here, it's a commission that's gone straight to the public page.
Summary:
You'd think that smug know-it-alls make for poor travelling companions. In truth, this one probably is in a lot of ways. One part snark, one part insufferable inner darkness, one part being irritatingly good at what he does.
And the smirking flash of his ...
2024-05-30 17:12:39 +0000 UTC View PostPolls polls polls, getcha poll here!
Let's see... I think we're getting a very split vote amongst subs this week. Doms are all concentrated in one place, so let's see how it plays out.
A Lord Picks His Bride Into the final line up, my dear. In this great palace, hand picked, and soon to be... tested. In your finest dress, to be torn off, of course. In your best makeup, with your hair up, ready to be spoiled. If you pass, he'll keep you. Lap of luxury, the pampered pet. If you pass, it's a night...
2024-05-30 15:54:17 +0000 UTC View PostInviting In a DILF With a Heart of Gold
Dating is tricky, and lord knows finding a good guy is tricky. And this one... well he's... perfect.
The whole 'being a single father' thing is... well it's almost endearing, and it certainly shows he's responsible.
In any case... he's fucking delicious.
Aaaand sorry that's a bit late folks, cripes. Had a busy weekend, but I've got big plans for this week, you'll all see.
But here we are, one that's bee on the polls for a bit, lots o...
2024-05-27 22:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostRamblefap 18, whoops all moans
Sooo mostly non-verbal on this one, I hurted my voiced the other day cus I spent the whole weekend out doing stuff and book-ended it with karaoke, so I threw something together this morning, basically just me lying back and edging a few times, very loudly. Like, very loudly.
2024-05-27 11:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post