A warning for this one - it's pretty mean and has an unfair ending. Enjoy! :D
“Tell me, doctor,” Madame Arianna said, standing on a balcony. Two thousand feet up, she could survey her whole factorium from her elevated perch. “How go the preparations?”
Doctor Connors looked up from his clipboard. “The first round of assimilation has gone well. Our drones are ready to begin spreading out and claiming more candidates.”
She tapped her sharp nails on ...
2020-12-05 06:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Luisa shifted in her seat, eyeing the packed crowd.
It was midterms. Of course the library was jam packed. It wasn’t as though she was the only person who needed to cram her studies in last-minute. Still, she hadn’t expected it to be this busy.
At this point, she couldn’t even get up from the table without losing her spot. The library had a five book limit for checkouts, so she wouldn’t be able to take everything she needed with her off to her room. She had
2020-12-02 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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For their monthly commission, one of my Diaper Butt subscribers told me, quote, "I want you to try as hard as you can to write something that I will not enjoy".
So I wrote about potatoes for seven hundred words.
This isn't a joke. I genuinely wrote about potatoes for seven hundred words. There isn't any secret diaper content hidden in here somewhere. It's not kinky. Don't keep reading ...
2020-12-02 02:42:28 +0000 UTC
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Sam had the blues.
It wasn’t fair of him to be upset with Andrea, he knew. She didn’t owe him anything, certainly not a date, and absolutely not something so serious as a romantic entanglement. She’d even let him down easily, explaining that there was nothing wrong with him, he just wasn’t the type of person she wanted in a romantic partner. They could still be friends.
Still… rejection hurt. He couldn’t blame her, but that didn’t mean he didn’t want to. Andrea was...
2020-12-01 22:00:08 +0000 UTC
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It's December, and that means another exclusive story for my wonderful subscribers - you!
Whichever story you want to see, please vote for it in the following poll. If you have any ideas you'd like to see adapted into a story for next month's poll, please leave your request in the comments!
Idea #1: A Christmas story. A scientist is trying to prove the existence of Santa Claus, and does so by setting up an elaborate trap to record his existence and sending a fake letter...
2020-12-01 06:37:12 +0000 UTC
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Another stream commission!
Roy crept through the rows of museum shelves, skulking to avoid being seen by the cameras.
“Honestly,” he scoffed, as he laid his eyes upon his prize. “They don’t even know what it is they’ve got here. And they call themselves experts.”
In fairness, it didn’t look like much. A plain, brass oil lamp of a Mediterranean style. Only he knew its true worth.
Sneaking to it, he grabbed the lamp. No more need f...
2020-11-30 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello, you absolute legends!
I'm making my 2021 plans, and there are big things in the works. I am floored with how much this Patreon has grown since I launched it, and going forward, I want to make everything bigger, better, and more awesome for all of you. So, to that end, I'll be making a couple changes to make stuff even better around here.
First...
You know what I love? Cute, lewd art. You know what else I love? Supporting artists in our community...
2020-11-30 00:10:25 +0000 UTC
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I wrote this early this month, but forgot to post it. A commission for a fan! CW for some nonconsensual sexual activity.
Huh… Where am I?
I opened my eyes, but it didn’t change anything. I was in total darkness. Something rough and coarse was wrapped around my wrists, my ankles, tying me down with my limbs spread out as far as they could go.
Something in the room smelled foul, and I wrinkled my nose as I pulled against the restraints. As I...
2020-11-29 22:15:26 +0000 UTC
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I'm very happy with how this one turned out. It's got a mix of kink and sappy, cute romance that I'm really proud of, and I didn't want to wait an extra day to release it so I'm posting it early.
“Alright, you should be able to hear me.”
Beatrice nodded ever so slightly, sitting at her desk. Through the glass wall, her secretary could see the nod, though she didn’t look up or apparently acknowledge the gesture.
“Alright, let’s test this. Rais...
2020-11-27 12:41:30 +0000 UTC
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Just a fun little concept I wanted to put together. There wasn't much room for a narrative beyond the idea itself, but I hope you all enjoy!
Ian swallowed as he waited. “Er… Hello?”
He’d rung the bell twice, but nobody had come to the counter. No matter how many times he told himself that it was fine, he couldn’t help but look over his shoulder again. Nobody was coming after him.
Then again, how could they? He’d kept his head down, he wa...
2020-11-21 09:04:55 +0000 UTC
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Titanium Boy could not believe his eyes.
He knew that Lady Triumph had fallen off the hero wagon. Her crimes had been subtle at first. Things that almost weren’t bad enough to be considered evil. Working with villains to accomplish a common goal for the greater good. Refusing to intervene in certain conflicts that she claimed were too ethically dubious.
Now, it was undeniable. He’d allowed their friendship to blind him, he’d taken too long to act, and now she’d fallen to t...
2020-11-14 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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This is a series of shorts I was commissioned to write by a patron. Previous section can be found here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/daddys-home-part-41583250
It was game day, and the living room was abuzz with noise.
The TV was blaring, announcers keeping track of the game. Daddy and his friend were munching on snacks, cheering, shouting at the screen. Eve...
2020-11-13 05:00:31 +0000 UTC
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Written as a commission for UberUser!
“So… is she dead?”
Quinn’s question wasn’t a serious one, Sandra hoped. He was just anxious, and banter was a good way to quell that anxiety. For once, she didn’t shut it down.
“Tarja is only scouting the entrance,” Hadrian pointed out. “There’s no reason to think that it’s anything particularly dangerous. If she needs our help, she’ll send up a flare.”
“You really think we can get...
2020-11-12 06:26:41 +0000 UTC
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Written as a commission for UberUser. Enjoy!
Sandra strolled into the bar, feeling so chipper she feared that she might break out into song.
Glancing over at the Bard in the corner, she eyed him warily.
He didn’t seem to notice.
Still, it wasn’t any magical enchantment that had her feeling so good. She’d just had a quest go right for a change, and they were about to get a hell of a paycheck.
The Guild Master in the tavern corner wa...
2020-11-12 06:20:32 +0000 UTC
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You can now get The Product Tester as an ebook!
35,000 words, with fourteen full illustrations. If you choose to pay for it, the money will be split evenly between @HofBondage and me. For my Patrons, you can use the coupon code 'peculiarpatron' to get the book for free and without guilt. (You've been supporting me this whole time, after all!)
2020-11-08 00:24:47 +0000 UTC
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This month's poll was neck and neck, so I'll be putting the runner up, (Instagram Punishment,) on next month's poll so it gets another shot.
I hope you enjoy!
Just let your sister stay with you! It’ll be fine!
Jessica had known it was a fantasy, but she’d been stupid enough to go along with it anyways. Her dad had been insistent, and her stepmom had gone on this whole rant about taking care of each other. Brittany
2020-11-07 18:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I snagged this as my Patreon subscriber award from HofBondage - a wonderful, very horny sketch of Melissa's predicament in '"Baby"Sitter', where she's compelled to keep on pleasuring herself while in time-out, regardless of how soggy or smelly her diaper grows.
Read Part 1 of the story here
2020-11-05 16:36:32 +0000 UTC
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It's November, and that means another exclusive story for my wonderful subscribers - you!
Whichever story you want to see, please vote for it in the following poll. If you have any ideas you'd like to see adapted into a story for next month's poll, please leave your request in the comments!
Idea #1: A shady research organization tests how humans react to being isolated with no toilet access for extended periods, to surprising results.
Idea #2: A character with a ...
2020-11-02 21:21:48 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. This is the last one - all in all, I wrote ten commissions and over 7,000 words in about four and a half hours. It was exhausting, but also a ton of fun, and if we hit 200 subscribers I plan on doing it again. Enjoy!
“Let’s see… Eye of newt…” Despite the common misconception, it was really just mustard seed, which she poured in liberally.
“A child’s first...
2020-11-02 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Written as a commission for one of my excellent supporters!
“Iduhwanna,” Melanie slurred.
Back-talking to authority figures was, generally speaking, not a great idea. Especially not while half-drunk and carrying an open container of hard liquor at the end of their shifts.
For Melanie, though, it was all part of her plan.
The social worker rolled her eyes. “Ma’am, I understand, but you need to come with me. We got a call about you causing ...
2020-10-31 14:49:10 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. This one doesn't feature diapers, but is still very kinky and was fun to write. Enjoy!
Laura stumbled forward, trying to keep her balance. There wasn’t much room for error, and she was having trouble keeping pace.
That was, of course, the point. If she could take half a dozen steps forward and then stop, it’d hardly be an effective trainer. If she was to be a suita...
2020-10-30 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. Enjoy!
“Stupid friggin’ bet…” Jacob muttered, fuming as he waddled to get more punch, juggling the empty cup so that he could hold it while still keeping both his pompoms in hand.
He wouldn’t have even made the bet if he thought there was a chance he would lose. It was just too ridiculous - Nobody actually believed that Gary could get the bottle into...
2020-10-30 03:59:59 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. Enjoy!
Hanta was buzzing with excitement as he got home.
His girlfriend, Kiriana, had made him a little deal. She promised him a surprise, and in exchange, he just had to do whatever she wanted for the weekend.
Kiriana hadn’t been forthcoming about what she wanted, but she’d implied it would be sexy and fun, and he was down for it. Hanta had agreed i...
2020-10-28 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. Enjoy!
Brindle Hopebane was considering getting her last name changed. It was an old family name, but people always got the wrong impression, just because she had that name.
And because she was a witch, she supposed.
A posse of too-big-for-their-armor adventurers were coming after her, again, and she was sick of it. Every time, they’d come for...
2020-10-27 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. Enjoy!
Ko’s flashlight flickered as she crept into the abandoned daycare, trespassing laws be damned. She had her night vision camera ready to go, and she wasn’t about to let any pesky rules about ‘Condemned properties’ or ‘extremely dangerous properties’ stop her.
“Alright, so, this place was abandoned like twenty years ago after the owner went nutso or ...
2020-10-25 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. Enjoy!
Ben knocked on the bathroom door. “Hey, Riley? Are you almost done in there?”
Riley didn’t respond for a moment. When they did, they sounded upset. “No. I look stupid.”
“I’m sure you don’t.” Ben paused, then looked down at his own costume and added, “I’m dressed as zombie Elvis. You definitely don’t look more stupid than me...
2020-10-24 23:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey, you! Since these are getting posted simultaneously, be sure you read Chapter 13 before you read this!
I need to do a couple thank-yous here, before we get to the actual epilogue.
Firstly, thanks to HofBondage for the wonderful illustrations that have accompanied this story. I know I give them a shoutout before e...
2020-10-23 23:31:01 +0000 UTC
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This is the final chapter, but it's not the end of the story. There's a brief epilogue, which you can find here.
Thank you so much for sticking with me through this whole story. I'm really happy with it, and I hope you've enjoyed reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it.
As always, the art is by @HofBondage. Go check them...
2020-10-23 23:30:00 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. For this story in particular, it was requested that I write a story featuring this 'Changeling' character. I'm not sure why.
Obviously, everything written here is completely fictional. You probably shouldn't even read it.
Changeling squirmed on the changing table, as Lacey pressed the wand into the seat of his diaper. “P-please!”
...
2020-10-22 22:59:59 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a series of these commissions for free, on stream, to celebrate hitting 100 subscribers. Enjoy!
EDIT: Someone take the Patreon interface away from me. This was supposed to be a scheduled post that would go live at a later date. Whoops.
Luisa moaned, arms spread wide as she tried to resist.
“Admit it,” the voice whispered, mocking, almost laughing.
She wouldn’t. She wouldn’t. Shaking her head, she bit her lip and tri...
2020-10-21 03:51:05 +0000 UTC
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