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Bloopies! MHAA Episode 01!

Enjoy mostly Chase, plus some other assholes' bloopies from our first episode of My Hero Academia Abridged!

Update: July 2019

TL;DR

We'll be at booth 621 at Anime Expo, July 4th-7th
SAOA Dialogue and Shot layout: 100%
SAOA Music and SFX: 40%
SAOA VFX: 30%
MHAA Open Auditions!
MHAA Bloopies: 95% done

L;R

Howdy doody, my friendly boyos!

We've had a pretty productive month editing-wise! For SAOA, the dialogue has all been chosen, and the shots and timing have all been roughed out. That's generally the most time-consuming part, so we're really excited to be done with that and move ...

Update: June 2019

TL;DR

MHAA ep 1: 100% DONE AND ON YOUTUBE
MHAA ep 2 scripting: 50% done
SAOA ep 14 dialogue: 51% done
SAOA ep 14  shots chosen: 51% done
SAOA ep 14  SFX: 25% done
SAOA ep 14  VFX: 25% done

SWE will have a t-shirt booth ( #621 ) at Anime Expo in LA.

L;R

What is lit, my family? You ready for us to spill dat hot tea? You know, like the children do? I don't know why they can't seem to hold on to their delicious beverages. Such a was...

Update: May 2019

Sup, you deep-fried lobster babies! You sniping my jizz?!

Well... ARE YOU?!?!

Sorry, Carrie's making me watch the 2018 Heathers TV show, and fuck me gently with a chainsaw if their insults aren't... something.

Anywho, might be a bit brief since we told you guys most of what we've been up to just over a week ago, but here goes nothing!

As you may have noticed, I forgot to upload the script for MHAA episode 1 until just now! The shame I feel due to this oversight cannot ...

MHAA Ep 01 Script

Got quite a bit of material in here that didn't make it into the final episode. Go on. Check it out ;)

MHAA Episode 01 and SAOA 14 Preview are live?!?!

Got a quick in-between update for you boyos because, as the title suggests, we got some new videos for y'all!!!

Woooooooooo!!!!!!

Unfortunately, as expected, it got automatically hit for copyright the second it was uploaded, so we've gotta do the usual song and dance to get it back. We haven't dealt with the companies who own MHA before, so we'll have to wait and see how easy or hard they make things. 

Fortunately, in the meantime, we're still able to post it on Google ...

MHAA Episode 1!!!

IT'S! FINALLY! DONE!!!

Aaaaaaand already copyright claimed on YouTube, because... yeah. Of course it was.

As usual, we're doing everything we can to get it back up on YouTube as soon as possible, but we've never dealt with the companies that own MHA before, so we'll have to wait and see how easy or hard they make the process.

But anywho, HERE IT IS! We uploaded it to Dropbox, as well as two different Google Drives, so hopefully we won't have quite as much of a problem with t...

$25+ Reward!!! SAOA Episode 14 Preview Clip: "Math Tree"

A little teaser for episode 14, extra long as thanks for the wait :)

Update: April 2019 (Fo' Realzies, tho)

Kay, so obviously, we assholes. I'm not really quitting. But, I mean, COME ON. Our update just happened to land on April Fools' Day! How could we not!

Anywho, we got some stuff!

First off, our panel at Sakura-Con has been approved, and we're gonna have MHAA finished and ready to premiere there, a pretty lengthy preview of SAOA 14, plus some new shirts/a hat (which you could get signed)! Here are the details!

Panel name:  Something Witty Entertainment Entertains YOU!
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Update: April 2019 (April Fools)

Greetings friends,

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you all today... this may be the hardest thing I've ever had to write.

On this, the 1st of April, 2019, I, YamatoSFX, am tendering my resignation from SWE, effective immediately. This was not an easy decision, but in all honesty, this has been a long time coming. It's just the best thing for not just my mental health, but also physically. The stress of putting out each episode and constantly having to outdo the previous on...

Update: March, 2019

こんばんは, motherfuckers!

How y'all doin' this fine month! We be doin' great! We've been so productive, you don't even know! Well, I mean, you will know. We're gonna tell you about it. That is why we're here. I didn't think this through.

Fuck.

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こんばんは, motherfuckers!

How y'all doin' this fine month! We be doin' great! We've been so productive, and you're about to know exactly how... how much... productive... we be...
<...

Update: February, 2019

Fuck you. You guys are beautiful and understanding a-and and patient and wonderful and it's not okay! Last week we asked you if you'd be okay if we did these updates monthly, and like 96% of you said that was totally cool!

We don't deserve you!!!! *ugly crying ensues*

Beh, okay. Gotta pull ourselves together. We gotta stay pretty for you guys so you'll still want us.

Anyway, so now that we'll be doing these once a month, expect these to come on the first Monday of each month...

Update: January 28th, 2019

Howdy dudey, my bois!

Bit of a different update for you guys this week. Got a serious question. Puttin' on our serious faces. We're sorry. We hate it too.

Anywho, the question: How would you guys feel about us making the weekly updates monthly?

We ask this because, on a weekly basis, not a whole lot of notes happens beyond "editing continues", so we end up spending an hour coming up with jokes to fill it out. If we did it monthly, we could spend a bit more time editing, and ...

Update: January 21st, 2019

What it do, fools!!!!

Itcha boi, THE Dastails!!
Comin' atcha HOT from The West Siiiiiide!!!
That's right, y'all welcome!!
Holla holla, dolla bills y'all, fresh off da plate, we keepin' it Gucci!!!

*Gross amount of airhorn*
*The airhorn has spinning rims*
*Also a tasteful amount of gold chains*

NEWSFLASH: Editing is happening.

BORING!

Ya know what's fuckin lit tho?  *Insert like five fire emojis* Dat good-ass omelette I had at that Dutch ...

Update: January 14th, 2019

Extri, extri! Read all about it!

Editing continues unabated on SAOA and MHAA, as does writing for same!

In other news, slow news days continue their stranglehold on the newspaper business!

I can't feed my family! 

I mean, granted, it's a family of birds, but they're all I've got!

Some might say they only hang around because they're waiting for me to die so that they might feast upon my rich, tasty innards, but I still love them! After all, we all have our li...

Update: January 7th, 20-OH-FUCK-IT'S-19

Yo, it's gettin' real hard to keep finding new ways to say "hello" on these things, so for the briefest of moments, let us return to that old classic... what it do?

So, like, holy shit. The year is different, and I don't like change. Unless we're talking like coin change. I'll gladly take some of that action. I wanna get a soda from the vending machine but they're all like $1.75 and that's bullshit but I don't have any other options and I'm just so dang thirsty. I hear some of them take...

Update: December 31st, 2018

Greetings, mortals! It is I, Izzy!

The birth of a new year is almost upon us, signaling yet another successful rotation of our moist dirt clod around its eternal adversary; that flamey death orb we call "the Sun"! 

This shall mark 2019 rotations (at least since we started counting) that that worthless fart ball has failed to pull us into its molten embrace, it's impotence on full display for all to see. Some might say that the point has been proven, and that the ...

Update: December 10th, 2018

How is it that you are doing, my friendos?

Carrie and Izzy are too busy editing, so they designed a complex A.I. system to write the updates for them, in the style of a Something Witty.
I'm pretty sure I have it down penis.

Sword Online Art episodes. You want them. We are making them.
End of update.

Streaming is as follows. But first, a weird tangent that goes nowhere. Second penis.
Moving on.

Mention of My Hero that really should have gone right after the Sword A...

Update: December 3rd, 2018

HOW?!!!!

How is it December already?! It was March last week!

Okay, we got no time!!! We got shit to get done cause time is a fickle whore!!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST SLOW DOWN?! WE'RE NOT READY YET!!!

2019 IS SCARY AND NEW AND WE SHOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MORE!!!!

Here's the bizzidyboo: Editing on SAOA 14 and MHAA 1 continues... right now... that's the update. We're going back to editing.

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Fiiiiiiiiine!!!

Scripting on MHAA 2 has started out strong!...

Update: November 26th, 2018

My bois! My home-slices! My dudes! My artisanal, thin-cut, slices of dudes!

Things are happening!

You wanna know what's happening??

...

Okay, ya don't gotta be a dick about it. I was just trying to inject some energy and life into the update. If you're just gonna be rude about it, then I'm not gonna tell you that editing on SAOA Episode 14 has begun.

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Oh, yeah. That changed your fuckin' tone, huh? Sack of shit, sassing me. I'll show ya what for. 2018-11-27 01:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post

In the Booth: SAOA Episode 14 (Spoiler Warning!)

Check out our first foray into in-booth behind-the-scenes shenanigary! We're super excited to show you all the stupid shit we do/say when we're making this stuff!

Also, this'll contain a huge chunk of the script for an episode that's not out yet, so ye. Final spoiler warning.

Part 1: https://youtu.be/yubcPVLE7Lk

Part 2: https://youtu.be/YEuIrnFbMVo 2018-11-21 23:16:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Update: November 19th, 2018

Hello again,

Kill me. Right now. Do it.

I'm so tired. I haven't seen the sun in weeks. Goddamn you, yearly rotation of the Earth around the Sun, resulting in reduced daylight hours. Damn you to heck.

But anyways, terrible news, everyone! We finished the bloopies for episode 13! They're now available to our $10+ Patrons! I'm so sorry. But hey, now that they're finished, that means I can finally start editing episode 14! Hooray! I honestly can't tell if that's sarcastic anymore. What...

Episode 13 Bloopies!!!

Aaaaawww shit! We got some episode 13 bloopies fo yo ass! 

I mean, they're not JUST for your ass. You can do whatever with them. Show all your body parts some love. We don't judge.

Update: November 12th, 2018

Really? Again! But we gave them an update last week! What do you mean "they're weekly"? Who fuckin' came up with that? What does "mutual decision" mean?

Whatever, I'll just half-ass this, then go get a sub. But not from that place down the street. Last time I had one from there I yacked it up the second I finished it. What do you mean I typed all of that?

I'm not deleting it. That's too much of a hassle. They can just live with that knowledge.

Hey guys, we've got a sup...

Update: November 5th, 2018

What it is, my bois?!!!

Not much happened this week.

Update slam dunk!!!

SWE OUT!!!!

...

Nah, but real talk though, a bunch of shiz happened.

The usual editing business went on, we were slightly more focused on our Unlocked Ad this week. Dis one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqCWwWe0Re0&t  

Listen, when Josh Paperback asks you to make him an ad,...

Update: October 29th, 2018

The night of whor-rors is almost upon us!!!
Hide your firstborns and your candy, Walpurgisnacht is at hand!!!
...
What do you mean it's in April?
HOW IS THE NIGHT OF WITCHES NOT HALLOWEEN?!!
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Drunk-ass witches, forgettin' when October is.
Fuck em', we'll have our own Walpurgisnacht!!!
With candy!
And October!
Ya know what? Forget October!
We're just gonna eat candy.

Come watch us eat candy on Unlocked tonight at 7pm: 2018-10-30 02:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Update: October 22nd, 2018

Why?!!
Why did they leave us?!!
Why does everything we love leave?
Did we do something wrong, or is it simply an inevitability?
...
The bois are no longer back in town and we are the sad.

Now we're gonna fill the void left by our loved ones with work.
...
Wait, no. Not work.
DRUGS.
We're gonna fill the void with drugs.
Like true artists.
While we wait for our UberDrugs guy (His name is Micheal, he's a good boi. He brings us dat dank cush... is "cush" with ...

Update: October 15th, 2018

The fated day is upon us!!!!
Or... was upon us, like last Wednesday...
YAMATO "IZZY "THE SIZZLER"" SFX HAS COME BACK TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH!!!!
Where even is Winnipeg anyway?
I wanna say... Belgium?
Let's say Belgium.
And like the delicious sushi from which they get their name, he has returned to enrich our lives with his sweetness.
Now, get dat taco outta yo mouth and get back to work!!!

Carrie has gotten to the point in her editing of MHAA where she is unable to c...

Update: October 8th, 2018

Doing the what, mah dudes!!!
Some pretty great news to start off this week's update.
Izzy finally figured out what that fungus was! All he has to do is apply the ointment every 20 minutes for the rest of his life.
Ya see, Izzy, this is what happens when you leave Carrie and Mack in charge. Ya get fungi!

In other (completely true and not made up for comedy) facts, SAOA Episode 13 is FINALLY back on Youtube!!!
After what felt like years... Watching time slowly tick by... Our el...

Update: October 1st, 2018

Greeting and salutation and other scary thing!!!
As it has become October, y'all know what that means.
EVERY DAY IS SPOOKY NOW!!!!
Grab your pumpkin spice lattes like the basic bitches you are!!!!!
Also your pumpkin spice muffins and pumpkin spice... balaclavas and get set for a horror filled update!!!!
OooOoOoooOoh!!!!

The most terrifying news we have is that YouTube are buttholes. Not new news, but still horrifying all the same.
SAOA Episode 13 is still not back on Yo...