“Her name is Wordsworth,” she says.
And my world blurs.
Inky words blotted out, letters turned into indistinct shapes, meaning lost to—
“Tay. It’s OK, Tay, I promise. Stay with me,” a clever fox says.
But foxes are like faeries, and you can never trust what they say even when they speak the truth, especiallywhen they speak the truth, because true blades cut deeper than fake ones, and I just saw…
Emma.
Emma claiming I’m a ...
2022-10-05 15:13:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what people don’t tend to associate the Boardwalk with? Hotels.
Which is kind of silly, when you think about it, because it’s the tourist trap par excellence in the Bay, and tourists need to stay somewhereif they manage not to get killed before dropping their luggage, so, of course, there are hotels that take advantage of their herd mentality with prices that relentlessly exploit their lemming mindset (that is: actively detrimental to their long-time ...
2022-10-04 21:48:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn recent years, there’s been an increasing trend in the Japanese youth to try and emigrate to foreign countries where some of the societal issues they face in their everyday lives are somehow mitigated. Of course, we being Japanese, and with our identities so deeply rooted in belonging to our culture, such a radical drive can only be accomplished by extreme measures.
Usually, dying.
OK, some wusses who end up picking up the washboard, pinkette tsundere rather than the busty mai...
2022-10-03 20:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post“I hope that one day you’ll be able to forgive me,” Colin says.
I slowly raise my eyebrow at him to cover my mounting panic as I let Power go off, because that’s not something you want to hear from a superhero when you’re an (allegedly) reformed villainess wearing civilian clothing while marching through the gun steel corridors of a partially underwater base—
Tone solemn. Frown steady. Too steady. Colin Wallis—
“Are you fucking with me?”...
2022-10-03 03:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostYukinon’s skin is softer than anything I’ve ever touched.
She’s… I already knew this. I’ve held her hand, pulled her along to one place or another while a guilty part of me enjoyed her nearness more than I thought I was allowed to.
I’ve hugged her, squeezed her shoulders, sat close enough that she felt the need to retreat even as I kept moving my chair toward hers.
I have… I have stolen so many little touches, so many moments of unearned intimacy as ...
2022-10-02 04:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostThis time around, the €5 poll had a tie for first place between Yui’s Lily garden (always a strong contender) and Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World. Given I’m currently stuck writing Yui’s ravishing of Yukino (I apologize for this, I keep putting pressure on myself because the last chapter was so damn cute I can’t not live up to it), I’m leaning toward writing another Tales rather than adding to the pile of owed words for Yui. Yes, I know that means more work for me; nobody said I w...
2022-10-01 07:13:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe cochlea is the part of the human ear that directly connects to the auditory nerve. It’s a snail-shaped organ full of moving fluid that, stirred by the vibrations transmitted to it through the middle ear, stimulates up to twenty-five thousand nerve endings, the combinations of which result in the full aural experience that allows humanity to naturally communicate, to speak, to laugh, to sing.
It’s a wonder of evolution, the way that haphazard near-randomness h...
2022-09-30 00:47:33 +0000 UTC View PostThere once was a time of tyranny, a dark age of the world when man could not choose to give up, to even breathe after an exhausting battle. A nightmarish era when you were forced to push ever forward, never looking back for fear that all you had accomplished would turn to ashes, that you would have to go through hardships and trials again and again, just hoping that, after the next one, you would finally be allowed to set your weapons down and rest.
By which I mean, save poin...
2022-09-29 05:50:56 +0000 UTC View PostAnd yet again, it’s that wonderful time of the week when I look back on what I was supposed to do and... despair! My schedule has left me in despair! It being available on the internet has left me in despair!
…
Is it too late to add a Sayounara, Zetsubou Sensei option to the poll?
Moving on! Things kinda got out of control due to a friend from the Netherlands dropping by unexpectedly after literal years (before the pandemic) of not meeting him, so that’s where some...
2022-09-26 23:18:07 +0000 UTC View PostAmy healed me.
She… I was expecting her to bitch at me, to be her snarky, grumpy self as she held my hand and funneled the indistinct biomass into my body to replenish everything of mine that was spent in restoring Tattletale’s body.
She didn’t.
She grasped my wrist, delicately, as if afraid I would break or her fingers would, and kept staring anywhere but my eyes as I felt my muscles return to me, my thighs toning, my chest lifting my paper gown and the thi...
2022-09-26 02:04:25 +0000 UTC View PostOK, here's the newest plot bunny poll, now with at least a little bit less forgetfulness on my side (that is, including more of the damn things running through my head). Some of you may notice my including a RWBY option, and I think that requires some clarification: I'm not really a fan of RWBY like I am of most of the other settings I write for (making a damn typo I can no longer correct on Pyrrha's name is not indicative of this, though), but I think it's a marvelous setting for smutty hiji...
2022-09-25 00:19:16 +0000 UTC View PostA lot has been said regarding the virtues and merits of anime parents—mostly, how their absence facilitates both the plot and the ecchi harem hijinks—but one thing remains unsaid, one key factor that makes the life of every shounen (or particularly kinky seinen—that is, most of them) protagonist far easier than it otherwise would be.
That is, how they don’t invite any girlfriends to have dinner.
“Relax,” Iroha says, her hand pulling on my jacket’s sleeve i...
2022-09-24 00:15:07 +0000 UTC View PostAs much as I love my baby—
Motorcycle rate of accidental injuries substantially higher than—
As much as I love my baby, which is a lot, I must admit that, compared to a car, there are some things for which it may not be perfectly suited—
Inclement weather often linked to driving accidents that—
Things such as carrying a backpack filled with twelve hardcover comic books.
Ebooks—
Fuck. Off.
Li...
2022-09-22 17:21:47 +0000 UTC View PostMadoka – The New Girl Is So Dreamy
OK, OK, I managed to, somehow, make it to the second period with clean underwear. It only took rushing back home and hurriedly changing in my room while refusing to answer any uncomfortable questions (that is: all of them).
… I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to look Dad in the eye sometime before I graduate.
The thing is, as the health committee representative for our class, I’m pretty...
2022-09-21 01:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, it’s yet again time for me to do a mini postmortem and set up my new expectations to wreck during the coming days.
Last week I was uncharacteristically realistic, in that I only failed at (yet again) writing Yui’s Lily Garden. There are extenuating circumstances explaining my delays, but most of them amount to “something failed at the start and then everything spiraled out of control.” I’d like to say “lesson learned,” but it’s clear this is somethi...
2022-09-19 23:52:45 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, people ask me why I became the manager of the soccer club. My usual answer was that I just want to be helpful to my youthful senpais while they struggle to give it their best.
The truth is… OK, this will sound like a cliché, but the truth is complicated.
Being in the same club as Hayama so I could plot my seduction strategy? As much as I’d like to claim I am that cunning (I’m not, Senpai, shut up), I had barely met him before I took this decision.
<... 2022-09-19 04:27:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe greatest romances were always mired in tragedy.
“Lisa…” I say, trailing off as she twists the key to her apartment, and the door swings open.
She turns to me, a nervous smile on her lips, and I can see the brief twitch in her eyebrows as she suppresses her power, as she tries not to get an answer before she asks the question.
“Tay… I… It’s the end of the date, isn’t it?” she says.
And something inside my chest that now pumps inky words ...
2022-09-17 19:35:46 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, Anna, this is your chance to shine!
I mean, aside from all those other chances you wasted throughout your entire life…
OK, none of that. I may lack talent in academics, swordsmanship, battle magic, politics, horse riding, poetry, sewing, … I’m pretty sure I was going somewhere with all of this other than a spiral of self-inflicted depression.
“All right, class, I know this isn’t that orthodox, but I’d like to start our studies in practical d...
2022-09-16 23:08:13 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the apparent dearth of work over this week, Wake-up Call was harder to write than I anticipated. As to the other things in the queue, the next Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World should be done soon, but I won't be able to properly edit it until after lunch. I think this one's quite fun, but I really hope it won't turn out to be as long as I'm fearing. I'll also hopefully be able to finish Wordsworth today, seeing as I managed to get some actual sleep and the neighbors aren't...
2022-09-16 09:42:31 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know one thing I hate in movies? The fade to black.
You got a romantic comedy going, and you know the onlyreason anybody’s willingly sacrificing their non-renewable braincells to the dark gods of Hollywood’s accountants through the spiritually painful experience of watching the cinematic abomination is to see the hot couple we all know will get together at one point. We struggle to keep our brains from fleeing through the back of our skulls at generic dial...
2022-09-15 00:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, this time around I almost managed to stick to my goals (Wordsworth is… well, I’m trying to make it perfect, which as anybody who knows the first thing about writing will tell you, is the best way for something to not be written). I’m currently working on what should be the sex scene with more build up to I’ve ever written (seriously, the story’s already novel length, this is worse than an old school visual novel with a single sex scene per route), and ...
2022-09-12 19:14:50 +0000 UTC View PostNight comes early in winter.
…
Aaaaaaaah! No! This is forbidden! I won’t turn simple statements of fact into the jumping point to a prolonged monologue full of sophistry and self-serving reasoning! I refuse to become yet another clone of him!
We already have Hachiman: Original Flavor with Shizu, and Hachiman: Nightmare Difficulty Mode with Haruno; there’s absolutely no need for me to become Hachiman: Cute Apprentice Version!
… Note to self: ...
2022-09-10 23:52:14 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, first of all I’d like to reassure you that the next All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! is coming later today. It’s just that I’m definitely not going to be able to finish it before leaving for lunch, so I thought this would be a good time to get this out of the way.
That being said, allow me to be insufferably long-winded about my original setting and story!
Tales from a Lewd Fantasy World started as what would’ve been an omake for an original story on...
2022-09-09 09:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostMadoka – Oh God What Is Even
I… I need to get out of here.
Hitomi and Sayaka have already left, and I’m just huddled on top of the toilet’s cover, my face burning about half as intensely as the heat I’m feeling between my legs, and I can’t stop thinking about short blue hair moving between them as Sayaka licks my labia entirely clean off my dripping juices, and I don’t want to touch myself in here again, I don’...
2022-09-09 08:31:38 +0000 UTC View Post“You don’t think this is overly dramatic?” Colin says by way of greeting as he gets out of the van parked in front of his apartment.
A beige PRT van disguised as a civilian vehicle that, I’m told, is perfectly suited to fulfill a lesbian’s needs after a second date.
… Shut up. I’m allowed to joke about my own stereotypes.
Particularly when Taylor and I are in front of Colin’s apartment building, waiting for him with our luggage to, in fact, move ba...
2022-09-07 02:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, while I try to get back into Lisa’s head and not rush the end of Wake-up Call (it’s coming… someday), I’ve made one decision and the start of one. Mainly, the page now accepts annual memberships.
I’ve hesitated to offer that option for quite a while because I understand the content I offer varies a lot on a monthly basis, so people should be wary of overcommitting, but, on the other hand, the exchange rate for the Euro is at an all-time low, and ...
2022-09-06 21:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostNow we return to our regularly scheduled program!
Except not quite, because I’m a moron.
Seriously, everyone, I apologize for the mess over the past couple of weeks. I’d like to say it won’t happen again, but I don’t know what’s going on anymore, as now there’s also work being done on the train tracks near my home at night, so sleeping is becoming a very weird proposition. If it doesn’t get any better in the next few days, I may have to move in with my par...
2022-09-06 14:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the things I always found ridiculous in fantasy worlds? An element of worldbuilding that required a hefty dose of Bellisario’s Maxim? The one piece of a setting that I would rather remain unexplored?
Dungeons.
Look, I understand, The Lord of the Rings is the grandfather of all modern fantasy, and everybodywants to have the Moria experience. Mysterious ruins, hidden treasures, monsters lurking in the lost shadows of time? That’s gold. That’s thrilli...
2022-09-06 03:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostAmong the models of sex-dedicated gynoids that Ginosko develops, there are a few standard lines based on the same human-seeded AI for consistent results easily recognized by our most… loyal customers.
… I’m trying to have a serious monologue about this thing, and I just can’t. I don’t understand how Lawrence managed to work in this for years.
And then I think about Magda, and I’m glad that he did.
…
The things I do to myself when I’m...
2022-09-04 01:51:39 +0000 UTC View PostI'm sorry for the dearth of content over the past two weeks, but at least it looks like the constant noise of renovations has toned down a bit and today I was able to sleep enough to start making up for my deficit in that area. The thing is, while I always try to get you the most polished prose I can manage, working on almost no sleep was making me very frustrated at my lackluster efforts, so here's how things stand:
- Ginosko: Today I managed to rework all that I've written since Monda...
2022-09-03 00:46:56 +0000 UTC View Post