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Gam378 Seven Times Seventy

This week, Marsh is back for a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after.

Gam377: Years of the Beast

This week, Cara makes her triumphant return and immediately regrets it.

Vulgarity for Charity 2022 for Modest Needs dot Org

It’s that time of year again – TIME FOR VULGARITY FOR CHARITY 2022!

Once again, we’ve teamed up with Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance podcast to raise funds for Modest Needs dot Org. Learn about Modest Needs here: https://www.modestneeds.org/about-us/

To participate in V4C2022

Donate $50+ to ModestNeeds.org (small donations accepted w/o roast request).

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GAM Bonus 075.5 Hobgoblins (revised)

Alright, so I'm not really sure what to say about this one, to be honest. It was posted to Patreon last Wednesday but never showed up. I didn't notice, unfortunately, because early Thursday morning I hopped a plane to England and I've been working or traveling pretty much every minute since. Then Tim posted it again this afternoon, and it showed up fine on people's RSS feeds and on the Patreon app, but couldn't be accessed through Patreon's website directly.

Now I'm publishing it for a...

Gam376: Halloween Hero

Sorry for such a late drop. Had to make it home from the UK before I could get a consistent enough internet connection to upload it.

GAM Bonus 075: Hobgoblins

The spooktacular continues with one of the best worst horror movies we've ever had the pleasure of reviewing.

Gam375: JeruZalem

This week, Andrew joins us for a nauseating romp through a zombie apocalypse.

Gam374: HiTops

This week, we take a break from horror movies for something far scarier: A Christian musical.

Gam373 The Reconciler

This week, the Spooktacular continues with a bunch of Christians watching "Saw" and thinking "well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism right there."

October Bonus Suggestion thread: SPOOKTACULAR

Thats right we want your most horrifying horror. Your most gastly glimses of limelight gas....bad...scary movies. You suggest em. We undemocratiacally pick one 

Gam372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot

This week, we discover a wellspring of awful unlike anything we've ever seen before.

Note from Noah: I accidentally uploaded the wrong audio when I first uploaded this episode, and because Patreon's website is too far gone for something as complicated as "edit the fucking audio", I had to delete that episode and reupload. If you already downloaded it, please re-download for the corrected version. Apologies for any inconvenience.

GAM Bonus 074: Morbius

That's right motherfuckers... It's Morbin' Time.

This is a bit of a long one. Thomas Smith joined us, and this movie had way more stupid than most.

Gam371: The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for a taste of the unique brand of crazy you can only find in the Happy Science Cult.

See GAM LIVE in NYC 12/17 - Patrons get first crack at tix.

In case you haven't listened to the beginning of this week's GA 370 Crossfire yet, the next God Awful Movies LIVE In New York City on 12/17/22 event was announced. This message is for patrons only to allow you first chance at tickets. THIS EVENT WILL SELL OUT FAST. 

Details can be found at www.godawfulmovieslive.com 

Gam370 Crossfire (1979)

This week, we sucker Marsh back yet again to review a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and gets the answer wrong.

Also, it's where we announce our upcoming NYC show in December. So if you wanna grab tickets before the rush, follow this link.

Gam369: My Son Hunter

This week, we torture Andrew for your listening enjoyment.

Gam368 Princess Cut

This week, we share a rom com that was apparently written by a misogynistic 13 year old.

See God Awful Movies LIVE at QED in U.K October 29th-30th.

I don’t know how many tickets are left to attend @QEDcon, but there are at least some…

Don’t miss your chance to see @Noah_Lugeons, @elibosnick, and @HeathEnwright with #GodAwfulMoviesLIVE as part of the festivities!

 https://qedcon.org/tickets

Gam367: The Last Vampire on Earth

Apparently Twilight fan fiction has a cinematic version.

GAM Bonus 073: Six-String Samurai

This month, we asked for cult classics. Instead, you gave us this. I don't think the English language has words to describe what it is, exactly, and I also think that's for the best. Enjoy.

Gam366 The Trial

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for a courtroom drama so generic it should just be called "Courtroom Drama."

GAM365 - The Secret

Marsh joins us to learn the secret of the universe.

August Bonus Suggestion Thread: Cult Classics

This month we wanna hear about your classic baddies, your niche nonsense, the mystery and theater in MSTK3000. Hit us with your worst and then we'll undemocratically choose one. 

GAM364 - In Search of Dudley Dumpling

Cecil joins us for a classic children's puppet movie about kidnapping, human vs puppet race wars, and Christianity.

Gam363: Hardflip

This week, Marsh joins us for a movie that combines skateboarding, evangelism, and a "just say no" message. And by "combines" we really just mean "puts next to one another" because none of those three things relate to one another in any meaningful way. 

GAM Bonus 072: Lake Placid

We asked for your best giant monster movie, and then we chose to do this one instead. But we had a ton of fun along the way.

Gam362: Dying to be Heard

This week, Anna joins us to rip into a movie that casts Crisis Pregnancy Centers (read: Fake women's health clinics that are actually religious missions designed to trick pregnant women into sitting through guilt-based evangelism) as the HERO.

July Bonus Suggestion Thread: AAAAH Real (big) Monsters

Its july and we want your biggest baddest kaiju movies. We want the rim your pacific and find the god awful in your godzilla. Hit us with your worst big bois doing a heckin fight and then we'll UNDEMOCRATICALLY choose one 

Gam361: The Prince of Egypt

Our listeners told us this one was too good for us. They told us our lampooning was flying too close to the sun. And they were wrong. Because this movie sucks.

GAM360 Late One Night

This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us to see what the Dave Christiano had to offer before mom made Dave bring his brother along, too.