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GAM213 Rocky V

This week, the thing that happens when Noah takes a day off...

GAM212 The Healing

This week, Michael Marshall joins us because after watching British politics for the last few months, this is relatively painless for him.

September Bonus Poll: Back To School

We're back to secular movie reviews for your September bonus episode. We've got three back to school bombs for ya but vote quick cause were recording this bad boy this weekend!

Eli's Choice: Soul Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVtsvIpJFTw

Noah's Choice: White Chicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...

GAM211 What the Health

This week, we're joined by actual nutrition expert Pixie Turner to break down a movie that tries to convince us that Eli is the pinnacle of health.

GAM210 Overcomer

This week, we take a field trip to check out the latest offering from the makers of War Room and Fireproof... and wind up missing the coherent writing and competent acting of War Room and Fireproof.

GAM209 Come What May

This week, Patrons get treated to "Puzzle in a Thunderstorm Advertisements: Too Hot for Podcasting."  Be sure to stick around to the end to see why we need a full time lawyer on the payroll...

GAM Bonus 038: Democratic Primary Debate #2

You asked for it, and you got it. And damn did you get it, because it took us almost three hours to summarize the second round of primary debates. Enjoy...

----Note: You Will be Charged for this Post----

Important note: In the past, we've included the monthly bonus as an unpaid post, but after a long hard look over the last few months at how much time we put into our various activities and how much they pay us back for that investment, we've realized that the only real way to co...

Work Around Patreon Download Issue

If you wish to download the podcast from Patreon directly to a computer, you may have noticed that Patreon removed the link. It's my understanding this does not affect mobile app users, just desktop based users. Anyway, until (or if) this is resolved, we'll drop the same link to "We Transfer" each week. You should be able to get the download at this link, but just like all Patreon episodes, this is for you, not general public access, so please do not share the link. I'll watch this status for...

GAM208 7 Reasons

This week, the incomparable Anna Bosnick joins us in watching Ray Comfort berate college students for thinking women should have bodily autonomy.

GAM207 Shark Exorcist

And now, our shark double-feature continues with a movie that makes Ghost Shark look like high brow cinema.

GAM Bonus 037: Ghost Shark

Okay, so technically it's not July anymore, but that doesn't mean we can't still post the July bonus episode, right? At least we're late by less this time around...

GAM206: Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)

On this week's episode, we crawl into Alex Jones's brain and we'll never be okay again.

Email Invitations Sent for VIP & Platinum Ticket Holders

If you purchased VIP or Platinum tickets to see #GodAwfulMovies live in Virginia Beach this Saturday night, you should have received an email giving you locations for VIP cocktails before the show and, if applicable, Platinum dinner invitation for Friday night. 

This would have been sent to the email address associated with your EventBrite purchase. Please be sure to check your spam. 

If you did NOT get an invitation, please contact Tim by replying to this l...

GAM205: Deadly Attraction

Trigger Warning: If there is a thing a person ever bothered to list after the words "trigger" and "warning", it appears in this week's movie.

And keep in mind that now you have more warning than Eli gave Cecil or me.

Gam204 The Mystical Laws

On this week's episode, insanity happens and a couple of dudes desperately try to explain it. But trust us... this is what happens in the movie.

Coming LIVE to Virginia Beach: AmeriGeddon

Hello Patrons, 

For those who have asked, the movie for review on July 27th in Virginia Beach will AmeriGeddon. It's got Chuck Norris' ... son, Alex Jones, a Chinese conspiracy and all the crazy you'd expect to see based on the cover art. 

Check out the IMDB link:  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4059702/ 

Tickets are still available and all the details are at this link:   2019-07-11 22:59:36 +0000 UTC View Post

List of all GAM Bonus Episodes w/ Links

I heard that sometimes the Patreon site doesn't scroll far enough to get to the old GAM Bonus Links, so I added them in one place because we LOVE you. Pardon the formatting 

1. Batman V Superman https://www.patreon.com/posts/gam-bonus-1-v-5122586

2. Pixels https://www.patreon.com/posts/gam40-5-pixe...

GAM203 Beyond and Back

The para-documentary of how near-death experiences prove that Christ is our lord and savior, with special guest Jonathan Jarry.

GAM Bonus 036: Democratic Primary Debate #1

This month, we make a bit of an odd selection for our secular bonus episode... the first round of the Democratic Primary Debates.

Did Kamala Harris earn our love and respect? Did Tim Ryan discover projectile perspiration? Did Eli have a special Marianne Williamson font? You can find all the answers and more in this (last) month's secular bonus episode...

July Bonus Poll: SHARKS!

Its summer and that means people are headed to the beaches...where silent death awaits...here...are...your...nominees:

Noah: The Meg

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4779682/

Heath: Sharknado

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/

Eli Nomination: Ghost Shark

2019-07-03 19:22:33 +0000 UTC View Post

GAM202 Father, Son, and Holy Moses

There is literally nothing I can say about this movie that wouldn't seem like a hate crime. So, you know... just be ready.

(UPDATE: Sorry if you uploaded this right away. We accidentally uploaded the wrong episode at first; but once this update goes live, the correct episode should be available.)

FYI: Change of Movie for Episode 202 next week

What’s on deck?
No... the other deck!

Change of plans for next week because “The Other Side of Heaven 2” is not playing anywhere near this side of heaven or hell in a theater close to 2/3rds of the hosts.

Instead, we present you with an alternative#GodAwfulMovie:
“Father, Son, & Holy Moses”

Edit: For those wanting to watch the movie, I found it ...

GAM201 How Rare a Possession

This week, Eli screws up his audio for a few minutes in the C segment, we watch people read, and we discuss a possession that isn't even remotely rare.

GAM Bonus 035: Godzilla (1998)

Hitting you crazy late with last month's bonus episode. We let our moms pick their least favorite movies of all time for Mother's Day; and you guys selected Noah's mom's pick. And made us look at two hours and twenty minutes of Matthew Broderick fighting a giant cricket with a rash.

Gam200: The Best Two Years

This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug join us for yet another story of Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're having a terrible time of it.

GAM199 The Other Side of Heaven

Sorry this one is a little later than usual.  We had a great vacation, and then it came to pass...

Piat PJ Party

 Piat PJ Party YouTube:  https://youtu.be/vrdHcVld_7E  

God Awful Movies is coming to Virgina Beach

Hi Patrons! 

This announcement is only for you for now. You get early access to the event tickets to our tour stop coming up on July 27th in Virginia Beach. 

More details will be available to everyone soon, but for now, this is just our secret.  Link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813&...

Secret Invitation to Scathing Atheist's PJ Party

Hi GAM Patrons, 

As you may have heard on Twitter or elsewhere, #ScathingAtheist is celebrating a successful #Maytreon campaign with the show’s supporters by throwing an online #PiatPJParty this Saturday night at 9pm - 2am EST. 

But, we love ALL of our Patrons so much though, we just couldn’t contain the love so we wanted to let you know that GAM Patrons are going to be invited to join in the fun as well beginning in the second hour. This is a special re...

Gam198 Legacy: The Story of the Mormon Pioneers

This week, we kick off Mormon movie month early for you with special guest Bryce Blankenagel. And we do it darn early, because Noah has a plane to catch.