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GAM197 Abby

This week, we turn to Christian Blaxploitation and ask ourselves why the seventies ever had to end.

May Bonus: Mom's Choice

Heyo! With may-treon-tacular in full swing we're having to do the bonus episide a little later this month which means it will probably come out in june but dont worry. that's means you'll just end up with double the bonus next month.

We let out mom's choose this month and well...my mom is weird. -Eli

heath's Mom: Sharknado

Noah's Mom: Godzilla (the bad one)

Eli's Mom: Funny girl (I dont know why either)

GAM196 Alien Intrusion: Unmasking a Deception

This week, we have Thomas and Aaron from Philosophers in Space on to talk about getting raped by inter-dimensional demons. And they have to spend the rest of their lives pondering why we chose them when we asked ourselves, "You know who probably knows a lot about getting raped by inter-dimensional demons?"

Gam195 Over the Top

It's like a bonus episode that's a regular episode...

Gam194 Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer

This week, Eli abandons us and leaves us with the worst possible movie. And we will have our revenge.

GAM Bonus 034: Blood Sport

It's technically still April. This is technically on time.

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Gam193 The Fool

This week, Ray Comfort makes it easy on us.

GAM192 Breakthrough live from AAcon in Cincinnati

Live from Cincinnati, home of some weird crap they pretend is chili and a sausage they're weirdly proud of.

See “Breakthrough” with God Awful Movies In Cincinnati at AACon2019 this week

Hi. This is Eli’s auto-correct. He doesn’t let me out very often, but I had to breakout to fix a mistake on the last episode. At the end of Flat Earth Clues (8-14), Eli inadvertently told you “Unbreakable” was on deck for next week when what he meant to say was “Breakthrough.” This Christian movie is out in theaters now and will be reviewed by the gang Live at America Atheist conference in Cincinnati this week. You can get more details here:

See #GodAwfulMovies at AACon201...

Gam191 Flat Earth Clues (8-14)

Yeah, we told the flat earthers to get a clue, and we've regretted ever since.

Gam190: Flat Earth Clues (1-7)

Would have been to you earlier, but it sucks trying to work through strep throat. Enjoy.

GAM189 Unplanned

There was too much evil in this movie for us to squeeze it in under an hour.

GAM Bonus 033: Dirty Dancing

With all the travel this month, we really had to get this one in under the wire. Appreciate your patience. Enjoy...

GAM188 Dead Man Rising

Learn about Eli's plan for his dying words.

Gam187 Reefer Madness LIVE from Denver

Live from Denver!

GAM Bonus 032: Twilight

Okay; so a little confusion about who was doing what while Noah was on vacation. Sorry about the wait on this one.

Gam186 Death of a Nation

This week, Heath manages to skip out on possibly the least pleasant thing we've ever watched.

Attn GAM VIP ticket holders

If you have a VIP ticket for tonight’s show in Denver and did not get a separate email for the VIP event to be held before show, please post your email address or contact Tim at timothy.m.robertson@gmail.com

VIP ticket holders only! Thanks.

March Bonus Poll: Guilty Pleasures

Twilight is recorded and will be deep in your earholes soon but for March's bonus here are three movies we hate that we love:

Eli's Choice: The Boondock Saints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXojYfCF3I 

Heath's Choice: Dirty Dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIcmQNy9FsM 

GAM185 The R.I.O.T.

Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical."

God Awful Movies will be LIVE at AACON 2019

JUST ANNOUNCED:: God Awful Movies will be the Friday night comedy entertainment at American Atheists Convention in Cincinnati on Friday night April 19th. You can get your tickets for only $25 through their website. Hurry, these tickets will sell fast and we want the place packed with Patrons. 

LINK: https://www.aacon2019.org/ 

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Gam184 Run the Race

Tim Tebow's making movies now, y'all... it's like the gift you didn't know you needed.

Gam183: The Missing Christians

This week, we watch the middle of a movie.

GAM182 The First Valentine and Love is for the Byrds

This week we find a guest so masochistic she married Eli, who joins us for a special Valentine's Day double feature.

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The Laws of Eternity Song

Enjoy this special song written just for YOU! 

February Bonus Poll: What's Love got to do with it?

Three of the worst movies about love we could muster

Eli's Nomination: 

Twilight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLrRlPBg0A

Heath's Nomination:

The Hottie and the Nottie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAU8ArXlWQw

Noah's Nomination:

Gigli

2019-02-05 16:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Gam181 The Laws of Eternity

Get ready for the craziest thing we've ever watched by a long shot...

GAM Bonus 31: Bird Box

Some people will accuse me of putting off the edit on the January bonus episode until the last minute; but I assure you that is not the case. I put it off to the 138th to the last minute.