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GAM031: Miracles From Heaven

Lots of children will be harmed during the watching of this film.

GAM030: A Matter of Faith

Never have I been so angry at a movie.  And if you swig every time I say f@ck, you should probably water down your drink this week.

GAM029: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

In this week's episode, it gets more insane than it will ever be again.  I'm afraid the whole project may have peaked with this episode; because I can't imagine anything will ever be worse.  Or better.

GAM028: Risen

The bad part of Noah being on vacation is a slightly shorter than normal episode.  The good part is a slightly earlier than normal episode.  Our hopes is that they balance out.

GAM027: I'm in Love with a Church Girl

Special guest masochist Jocelyn Richard of the Onion and Comedy Central's @Midnight joins us, and this time we let the guest pick the movie.  And holy shit what a piece of holy shit she found for us.

Enjoy. 

GAM026: Unconditional

In this week's episode, we review a movie that started to make us worry we picked a non-Jesusy one.  But it turned out okay.  By the end of it, there was god, and there was awful throughout.

GAM025: Christian Mingle

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath are joined by hilarious guest masochist Chelsea Davison (as seen on Comedy Central's @Midnight) and tear down a movie that was in an insane hurry to get nowhere.

GAM024: WWJD3: The Journey Continues...

This week, special guest masochist Dr. T (of InKredulous fame) joins us to polish off Jesus's knob in the final installment of the WWJD trilogy.

GAM023: WWJD2: The Woodcarver

On this week's episode, we watch Cliff from Cheers descend further and further into the soul-crushing doldrums of Christian cinema.  Which... is what we do for a living, so I guess we can't give him too much shit for it.

GAM022: What Would Jesus Do? (Extended)

In this week's episode, we explore the somewhat overlapping lives of six community theater rejects who's trials leave us all asking one simple question... what would an illiterate apocalyptic (probably fictional) rabbi do?

Plus Anna and Eli do another song. 

GAM021: Little Boy

In this week's episode we examine a movie that manages to be horribly insensitive to the Japanese, little people, Mongolians, and magicians.  And we add a few groups in there of our own, too.

GAM020: Heaven's Door

In this week's episode, we recover from last week's episode.

GAM019: Loving the Bad Man

With special guest masochists Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance, who sacrifice their futures in politics to make this episode possible.

GAM018: Christmas Angel

In this week's episode, we're joined by hilarious musical comedian Rebecca Vigil while we bemoan the once respectable career of Della Reese.

GAM017: Silver Bells

In this week's episode, we watch a man get sentenced to join a hate group so that he can learn to be a better dad.

GAM016: What If...

This week's mammoth extended edition includes more than half an hour of extra commentary; as well as Eli's story of soiling himself in front of a Bar Mitzvah full of children he was supposed to be entertaining.  Enjoy.

GAM015: Prodigal Planet (Extended)

This week we bring the Thief in the Night series to a belated close.  Featuring Jawas.

GAM014: Image of the Beast

Somehow this series keeps getting more insane.  Much therapy will be required.

GAM013: A Distant Thunder

Okay, now we see why this series is so notorious for being insane.

GAM012: A Thief in the Night

You're in for a treat this week, as we finally talked the talented and lovely Anna Phyllis Smith into joining us this week.  Also, this movie sucks beyond all reasonable belief.

GAM011: Redeemed

This week, Eli and Noah tackle a movie about a platonic thought-affair that threatens to destroy a marriage.  And I should note that the protagonist is thinking about a platonic relationship.  It's like fantasy to the second power.  But apparently that's still plenty to earn the wrath of Jesus.

GAM010: The Lock In

We were a man short this week, so the episode's only about two-thirds as long.  The other excuse is that this movie has a lot of "walking down a hallway for 4 minutes" scenes, which don't much lend themselves to humorous recollection.

GAM009: Last Ounce of Courage

I don't mean to brag, but this episode is huge.

GAM008: Catching Faith

This movie is based on a coloring book for grown ups.  That should say all you need to know.

GAM007 - Brother White

This week we're joined by special guest masochist Nick Morgan-Moore so that we can gasp in horror at the bigotry of this movie internationally.

GAM006: Left Behind: World at War

In this week's episode, we break down the exciting conclusion of the Left Behind trilogy... and by "exciting conclusion", I mean that we're excited that it's over.

GAM005 Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force

Now featuring our new awesome theme music and our new awesome logo.

GAM004: Left Behind (2000)

If we can make it through this trilogy, we can make it through anything...

GAM 003: War Room

This week, we're joined by actress and creator of laughs, Keisha Zollar.  You can learn more about Keisha here:

http://www.keishazollar.com/

http://www.ingametheseries.com/

http://www.thesoulgloproject.com/

And if you'd like to hear mor...

GAM002: NO GREATER LOVE

Okay, looks like we went crazy with the record again this week and ended it up with over two and half hours of review on a two hour movie... but believe me, there was at least two and a half hours of stupid crammed into that movie.