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How did a 2004 shrek game cost us $150? - Ad Free

"Hell is other people" - Jean-Paul Sartre

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Shrek 2 - UNCUT

Hell is other people

-Jean-Paul Sartre

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Hitman 3 Livestream TODAY at 1pm PST

Bring your finest bag of snack grains.

(Bonus stream right afterwards for FIRST CONTACT members)

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We come SO CLOSE to beating this level - Ad Free

Some say the white ghost give you that weird little half-smile slash nod if you pass him in the night. Where the eyebrows raise up a little and the mouth gets slightly tighter.

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Hitman, The White Ghost - UNCUT

Heads up, game audio didn't record during this! You'll have to make due with the velvety tones of our voices

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Astropodlin 42: Metroidvanias stretch me out

We talk the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct! And Charlotte has TWO blunders this episode, one of which goes unnoticed by the boys

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 44

The Goblins were safe making their pretty pictures. Little did they know that disaster would soon strike...

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The Comment ‘Shop 44 Prompt

What’re we makin’ today, boss?

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Our new quiz will fix you - AD FREE

There's no clickbait articles here... unless you have brought them with you.

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Bruce Spence Buzzfeed Quiz - UNCUT

We show you how to get a job at Buzzfeed!

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*FREE* Bioshock Infinite Part 1 - Patreon Gameplay

Part 2 available RIGHT now for all paid Patreon tiers!

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Bioshock Infinite Part 2 - Patreon Gameplays

And now, the thrilling conclusion to Patrick's Blue Angels story!

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Patrick spent HOW much patreon money?? - AD FREE

this one is le epic

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GTA Online - The Fine Art File - UNCUT

this one is le epic

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Astropodlin: Dove soap, DVDs!

If you were added to the Astrogoblin Signal chat please don't go spreading any of our (totally normal) war plans.

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 43

The same old photos.
The same old shops.

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They don't want me to send this to a special someone?

A sneak peak of the cement shop I guess

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Comment ‘Shop 43

Come now… give us a prompt will you?

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How we deal with failure - Ad Free

Why does Legend of the Gaurdians The Owls of Ga'hoole for PS3 crash every time we start a new game, Master Wayne?

The size of a tangerine.

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The Owls of Ga'hoole and Viking Cruises - UNCUT

One day we WILL realize Zach Snyder's vision on this channel, by hell or high water

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Monster Hunter Part 3 - Patreon Gameplays

Jacob and Charlotte beat another Wyvern to death to make some new boots.

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Charlotte and the Tappsy Factory

With 200% more mouth noises!

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Ubisoft has... done it again - AD FREE

We're giving you an exclusive look at the first AAAAA stabber!

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Assassin's Creed Shadows - UNCUT

No cuts. Only stabs.

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Astropodlin 40: Welcome to the LION'S DEN

BARK BARK B- uh, oh. Hmm. ROAR ROAR ROAR YOU SHOULDNA RUN UP ON THIS PRIDE WE WILL MAUL TRESPASSERS AND GAY-CODED UNCLES

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 42

A lot of sugar was consumed before this one.

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IT's Tappsy Tipmanouser!

thank you!

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Comment ‘Shop 42 Prompt

Give us a nice prompt or Beansie’s a shopping cart.

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They made motorcycles woke - AD FREE

Nothing a little bowling can't fix.

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American Chopper 2 - Uncut

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