I've wanted to talk about my journey with the guitar with you guys so here it is!
I'm using my asmr voice for this but I don't know if I'd call it an "ASMR Video", given that I jam here and there. I would feel bad if someone fell asleep and this made it into their playlist and it woke them up or something lol.
This is definitely the most personal video I've made. And the most technically complex, to boot! I really enjoyed engineering the audio on this one. Working...
2023-06-05 22:12:20 +0000 UTC
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Heya Flufferschnoots! I just discovered you can upload multiple images to a post.. So feast your eyes on all of the pride icons of Egee!
The main image on this post is probably my favorite Egee commish of all time. It has an interesting story. It was the most expensive piece I had commissioned (at that time) and it took the artist 7 months to complete it. It was pretty early on for me commissioning art so I just kinda figured sometimes it took ...
2023-06-01 22:31:10 +0000 UTC
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I've had this Blue Snowball kicking around for years and I've wanted to try it out for different. Let's see what it sounds like!
As suspected, this microphone is really good at picking up certain sounds. But it's such a strange design.. an omnidirectional microphone that is designed to be spoken to (it's a "Podcasters" mic) from the front yet it has an open back that will pick up lots of ambient noise. Like.. what?
If you were to use place this microphone on your...
2023-05-31 15:04:32 +0000 UTC
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Heyy you executive fluffers. I've had a lot going on over the past couple weeks and the last week of May is looking crazy again too..
I feel like I'm in a really good place with the channel. I'm feeling more confident than ever, like I could do practically anything and still have a good time.
But with my mind on fire, I'll leave some of the steering up to you. What "thing" could I focus on for June?
As an aside, I'm taking a holiday at the end of June and I'll probably retur...
2023-05-29 03:17:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey you Flufferschnoots! It's the audio version of the gummy video that is going live today. As I post this, I'm finishing the last of the gummies in the bag. How poetic! haha
Enjoy!
2023-05-26 12:29:11 +0000 UTC
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Now that it's finally over, I can tell you about that one time a crypto-scammer tried to steal my channel.
As I tell this story, I'm going be putting π©'s on each event that was a red-flag to me.
Near the end of April, I was contacted by someone doing PR for a cryptoπ© game called Impulse Flow. I looked at the Twitter profile and it seemed interesting, so I bit.

So, all he was ...
2023-05-24 16:50:05 +0000 UTC
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What if we nommed on some tasty gummy treats from the discount store?
These gummies came from the same place has that strange jellybean sampler. I got em on mothers day while I was there picking out a card haha.
These discount/clearance stores are hit-or-miss but they occasionally have gems like strange candies or other sweets. Those knott's berry farm shortbread cookies came from there, too!
I think this is the last prop I've had stowed away for an Egee video. I'm thinking ...
2023-05-23 21:35:41 +0000 UTC
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I got a Twitter DM last month that I had been sitting on for a while. I decided to respond a couple weeks ago and, oh man what a ride.
I wanted to tease this because the ride isn't over but I've determined that this is definitely a clever attempt at getting me to install malware.
Most of you know that I run Linux, so how did the whole malware thing work out? Stay tuned to find out. π
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2023-05-22 22:44:16 +0000 UTC
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After two years of owning the thing, I'm excited to finally share my 310 GS with you!
An obligatory apology for the wind noise; I actually almost scrapped this video. I've been wanting to make this video since the weather got nice and I'm still unsure how to defeat the wind noise so I just rolled with it.
If you didn't already know, this from my 3rd channel - Moto Egee! It's the channel I've been u...
2023-05-20 19:48:56 +0000 UTC
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You found yourself stranded on the battlefield. Luckily, Field Medic Egee comes to rescue you!
I'm super pleased that everyone enjoyed the SAS Egee commish. Special thanks to Charles & Grahamy for the idea of a Field Medic role-play!! I know this one isn't all that medic-y but I could see a Battle Surgeon rp being a thing once I have a bit more confidence.
I had plans to talk about the ...
2023-05-17 21:25:44 +0000 UTC
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The inspiration finally hit to make a role-play from the commission earlier this month but I needed a helper. Beso will do!
I suppose I didn't need him but I used Beso in one of the Werewolf videos and talking to him helps get me into a silly mood.
Sometimes I can't think up a good scenario without actually talking about it. In that way, having Beso for a video is a bit li...
2023-05-16 15:28:22 +0000 UTC
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Here's the audio-bias version of the Jellybean video. This is a bit closer to the original recording but without the mixing "polish", if you want to call it that haha.
The noise gate made it very difficult to isolate the sound to remove the electronic buzzing from the SM57. This was an interesting experiment but I much prefer producing asmr with raw natural audio without pre-processing.
Enjoy!
2023-05-13 22:13:49 +0000 UTC
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I got a melody stuck in my head this morning so I decided to try and transcribe it onto the guitar.
This one is pretty unstructured; I think I was trying to find a way to make the melody work with my playing style. I had been listening to some Creed albums and that definitely influenced that low D that I was leaning on at the end.
I had the guitar jacked directly into the mixer but I had the Beta58 pointed at the ceiling. I like it when demos have the sounds of the room mixed it s...
2023-05-12 13:38:07 +0000 UTC
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I saw this gift box of Jelly Belly Jellybeans and knew right away it would make a perfect prop for an Egee video!
My original idea was to sort them, inspired from that other candy sorting video I did a while ago. It took me 45 minutes to open and sample them so adding another 30 minutes for sorting them didn't sound like a good plan haha.
I recorded the video & audio in OBS but I used the same profile as my L...
2023-05-12 01:45:44 +0000 UTC
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It's been about 3 weeks since my last Update post in April and a lot has changed since then. Some good, some less than good.
Job Stuff
The job I mentioned in the April Post didn't work out. Worse, I've had no leads since this one fell through. I ranted a bit about it on Mastodon (which I've since removed because it's admittedly not very professional) but the job situati...
2023-05-11 15:08:05 +0000 UTC
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Someone said they'd like to hear some fizzy water sounds so here ya go.
It's sparking water that I thought sounded good with my audio monitor on. I like my soda water ice cold so I usually pour it into a cup with ice in it; that's what you are hearing!
I think I'm sipping at the end but I'm not entirely sure. I'm thinking of all of the roleplays I could do with just these sounds. Sounds like a fun challenge to me haha.
The raw noises were very sharp but pleasant. I had to re...
2023-05-08 21:18:08 +0000 UTC
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It's been a while since I've gotten a cool new Egee scene and with the military themed holidays this month, I thought getting a WW2 themed scene would be fun!
This Egee is inspired by the British Special Air Service unit of World War 2. I've always been a bit of a military history buff and I figure VE Day gives me ample reason to riff on one of my favorite subjects!

The sketch came toget...
2023-05-05 23:15:03 +0000 UTC
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Starting up a tiny miniseries this week playing Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight in light of May the 4th!
I really enjoyed the Dark Forces series of games as a kid but I played Jedi Knight the most out of them, by a long shot. It was the first game I played Multiplayer with internet strangers. Remember Microsoft Zone and GameSpy? Ah, those were simpler times.
I'm going to do a couple more and then move on to some military-themed game to celebrate other holidays this month. My desktop w...
2023-05-03 22:21:54 +0000 UTC
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See what treatment plan Nurse Egee has picked out for you in this alternate ending of the Nurse Egee series!
The Nurse Egee rp wraps up here but there's at least one more art piece that I might save for a future ending. It'll end up here on Patreon regardless so y'all can enjoy it. It was a fun series to work on!
I recorded this edit directly after the lascivious edit, so I was already in a goofy mood. And I think it worked out pretty well! I liked poking fun about how "w...
2023-05-02 20:07:06 +0000 UTC
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This was a YCH that Merlin did last year and may have been the first commish to use the newer Egee color palette. It's simple & tasteful and I love it!

2023-04-29 21:37:31 +0000 UTC
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It's been a little while since we've just talked about things.. so let's do that!
It's nice to make a simple ramble video like this again. I somehow managed to fill the whole month of April up with Nurse Egee. Maybe I went a little overboard haha.
So I did two new things in this video:
I want to use my platform to promote others in the community and I thought adding links via cards was a cool way of doing it. I could also add links to products or topics I'm riffing about!
2023-04-28 19:30:00 +0000 UTC
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A thing I used to do when I was more active with the Egee channel was post weird sponsorship requests I'd get from time to time.
I've worked with sponsors like Linode and NordVPN in the past but it's not something I typically do. This "BZfuture" company appears to be an online retailer of possibly bootleg hardware.
Their offer seems pretty straight forward to me:
- They'll (presumably) pick the products for you to review
- They will provide samples of products at no co...
2023-04-26 00:31:39 +0000 UTC
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A thing I'm commonly asked (and avoided) is whether there will be a Egee supporter Discord server.
Some of you may already know, I have a community Discord server called Egee.io. It's a community Discord from before Egee (the character) was a thing. And while it's technically "mine", many folk there don't follow or engage with stuff I do.
I've gone back and forth with myself about whether I co-opt Egee.io or make a new serve...
2023-04-24 12:51:35 +0000 UTC
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Let's see what the alternate Lascivious Nurse Egee has in store for our patient in this alternate ending.
I ended up recording 2 different versions of this ending because I didn't love the initial take, and the 2nd take (which is this one) was maybe a bit too nsfw for a wider audience so I trimmed it down to release on YouTube.
There's yet another version that is meant to be a sfw alternate ending for public YouTube to showcase what I have in mind for other rolep...
2023-04-22 20:24:39 +0000 UTC
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Hello my super special executive Flufferschnoots! I've been busy & want to take a second to get some ideas out there & invite some feedback if there is any!
Starting with some good news ~ I've finally got a solid lead for a new gig. Yay! Things seem to be moving pretty fast, hoping to have it wrapped up by the end of the month.
Supporter Changes
When I rebooted my supporter channels, I had little to no expectations. The fact that there's so many of you her...
2023-04-21 17:15:33 +0000 UTC
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So I've had this silly Starbound roleplay bouncing around in my head for a while and I'm ready to see what you guys think of it.
His name is Xox and he's a Thelusian. In the FU universe lore, Thelusians are some scaly-insect hybrid thing but in my universe, Xox is basically just a stupid murderous anthropomorphic ant.
I have the first "episode" planned out and it's going to be quite a bit d...
2023-04-20 16:42:14 +0000 UTC
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I've been diving back into the world of gameplay videos and I've been playing through some of my old favorites on the OG channel.
I often have some freetime in the morning to play games and I've been thinking of turning that time into Egeexyz time since gaming videos are quick and easy to make.
I started with Void Bastards and then switched to some 2023-04-20 16:27:17 +0000 UTC
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Wrapping up the Nurse Egee story arc with an examination of your anatomy followed by a prompt diagnosis and quick treatment.
This episode ended up being entirely unscripted. The only thing I really "planned" was the intro ear rubbing and the furry anatomy bit because I'm trying to improve on that haha.
I deciding to end the Nurse Egee story with pt3 and make alternate endings instead. That way I can plausibly go back to old series' and make new videos based on different t...
2023-04-18 21:08:06 +0000 UTC
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So the Egee roleplay's have been pretty popular and I'm definitely going to keep doing them regularly.
The rp videos I did prior to Werewolf Egee were one-off types like the "Lay your head on my chest" video. I think that was produced (and released) in just a couple hours so those have a much quicker turn-around time!
The episodic format is super fun to produce but requires a bit more work so they take l...
2023-04-16 13:35:14 +0000 UTC
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This sketch came from of the initial Nurse Egee design session. It was based on a silly design of evil Werewolf Egee with red eyes and a venom-like tongue.

The crazed Nurse Egee sketch was just a silly thing but if you guys like the idea of a fiendish Egee, let me know because we can totally make that happen. π
I've been pondering doing some fan service at the end of ea...
2023-04-15 01:33:03 +0000 UTC
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