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Harry Evans Chapter 100

AN: Very Short chapter, that's why update is fast.

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Harry had to refrain from grimacing as the smirking professor's question tumbled around in his head. While wizards and witches often discussed which society was better, muggle or magical, bringing it up in such a manner was a rather extreme faux pas.

The question then became what exactly Quirrell wanted to happen by bringing up such a topic.

Naturally, Harry had his own opinions on the subject, esp...

Video Game Cultivator Chapter 40: Sharingan no Jutsu

Jin was actually quite curious to see what Lung Junior had managed to make.

After all, Hashimi had told him that the boy, man, grandpa, and his group were likely the ones who were the most ahead of any team. 

He'd played through a variety of scenarios created by inner disciples in the library, but he could barely stop his salivation as Lung Junior, after a brief break, reluctantly handed over his Room to Elder Pangzi, who viewed it quickly to make sure that it was going to be...

Rattata Chapter 47: Bad New Pile UP

"Kadabra teleports away from another sure-fire disruption as Rattata's jaws clamp down on air! The normal type is thrown to the side by the retaliating Psybeam but doesn't hesitate to get up again."

"Oh, that's gotta hurt; just as we thought the match was over, the homing Swift stars disrupted the final blow! Joey's starter escapes defeat by a hair!"

"Rattata again displays his wonderful ability to dodge anything, anywhere and anytime, as he weaves between the chunks of earth thro...

Harry Evans Chapter 99: Flashing Life

Dazed and confused were still the words best used to describe the abominable state in which Harry wandered the halls of Hogwarts several days after having read the letter from Skeeter and having somehow managed to bumble his way through his meeting with Dumbledore despite his emotional volatility.

It had really taken all of the self-control, all of the emotional regulation, and even some small amounts of mind magic he could muster to control himself as much as he did during that meeting...

Harry Evans Interlude POV poll

Let's pick one together, my hope is to then finish it before christmas and put it in either the normal scheduling, or when its story appropriate

Video Game Cultivator Chapter 39: Monkey See Monkey steal

Justice in the cultivation world was an interesting concept in the sense that not only did it have no discernable standards, but that it wasn't even meant to have them in the first place.

On modern Earth, there had been written laws and institutions. Even if, in the end, with enough money you could usually buy your way out.

Here, however, laws didn't even exist in the way that Jin had known them in his past life.

Since there were no laws, every issue simply became a debate o...

Harry Evans Chapter 98: Chattering old foggies

It was hard to describe the depth and variety of emotions raging through Harry's head in the period after having read Skeeter's letter and before his scheduled meeting with the headmaster.

The phrase artificial insemination kept running through his head alongside a very poignant question.

Why?

His existence had always been a mystery, his conception seemingly being the point at which this world diverged from the one he'd read about.

However, this new informatio...

Rattata Chapter 46: Fall From Grace

AN: Very long chapter ahead, its why it took a bit longer

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To reflect the seriousness of a four-on-four format in comparison to the standard three-on-three, trainers were allowed one substitution each.

Joey's mind quickly whirled with possibilities as he observed the rather unfortunate matchup that he had stumbled into. Metapod vs Butterfree. Would any of his other teammates be more suited for fighting an airborne battler? Or was his ...

Ideas of Harry Evans interlude pov

Give me your suggestions for the POV from which the next Harry evans interlude will be written. Note, we've already recently had Dumbledore, so lets do something else.

Patrons will then vote on the suggestions to pick one

Video Game Cultivator Chapter 38: Taking Pearls from the Swine

There were many ways to explain the narrative of a heist. Most started at the beginning. The charming and rogue-like protagonist travelled the country to gather his highly diverse, competitive and skilled team, before starting to introduce the plan and then cutting to black. The point of course was that a plan could not be introduced all at once, or else there would be no suspense as to its execution.

All the best heist movies in Jin’s previous life had the same f...

Harry Evans Chapter 97: The unveiling of forgotten horrors

AN: Huge Chapter, which is why it took a bit longer. Hope you enjoy :). Warning, unpleasant topics.

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The next day Harry woke up for lack of a better word, pissed off. His confrontation with the Mirror of Erised had served as an imagination seed for some weird dreams and he knew for a fact that he never would have found the artefact had it not been the headmaster's plan.

When one read the Harry Potter books it was very easy to deduce t...

Video Game Cultivator Chapter 37: An old man's experience

It was as he was strolling through the woods to disperse his bad mood that Jin deeply considered the issues he was facing.

Through Hashimi’s explanation, he now understood that removing the cannibalism aspect from the scenario was necessary to fit the narrative of The Last of Us into this new world.

After all, when in Rome, one had to do as the Romans did. While he still might have some doubts about how extreme of a taboo cannibalism was, he decided t...

Rattata Chapter 45: Blow-out

AN: Here's the Oak interlude that was voted on, enjoy*

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The mineral composition of the soil that the burrow is composed of can thus be determined to have a direct correlation with the hardness factor of a Sandshrew's scales if it does indeed grow up in that environment from its hatching to its adolescence,  Professor Oak finished typing into his boxy computer.

It had been a fairly new development for him to use the keybo...

Rattata chapter delayed by a day

Next Chapter of Rattata is kicking my ass a bit because of the different perspectives and a bit of time-skipping. WIll be out in about 32 hours though.

It's the promised long one where a lot happens. The follow up in 2 weeks will be the same, if not longer

Harry Evans Chapter 96.5: The scorpion and the frog

Harry slowly but surely moved his wand in small cutting gestures over the dead wasp on the table before him.

He gently split it down the middle right through the torso and held up a magnifying glass to inspect its insides.

His wasp conjuration had been doing very well and he was quickly approaching being able to create a threatening number. Now, with the duelling tournament over for another year, maybe two if one didn't count the next, it was time to deepen his skill...

General updated (Mood = bad)

Heyo, how you doing.

I don't know if I should apologise for this, but I have to get this off my chest.

I don't know if anyone remembers but around a year ago I said I'd switch to voicetyping and then editing later because I had damaged by forearms with the RSI of typing so much. Yadda yadda I had some really shitty phsyiotherapist in Switzerland who didn't do shit, but recently I got the problem mostly fixed.

Today, I got an edit suggestion on RoyalRoad,...

Video Game Cultivator Developer Chapter 36: The first of the sussy bakas

The cultivation world going along with the theme of being a ripoff of ancient China had an incredibly long and complicated history in terms of military, philosophy, and dynasty.

Sure, Jin had inherited the memories of the previous owner of his body, but considering that the previous owner had been a justifiably depressed peasant who had been a disciple for a few years before committing suicide, meant that he wasn't the most well-informed of the bunch.

As Hashi...

Harry Evans Chapter 96: Threads of Fate

It wasn't until Monday morning that Harry bumped into Neville again. He had woken up, eaten breakfast and was heading towards the arithmancy classroom when the first-year bumped into him with blurry eyes, seemingly having just woken up as he turned the corner.

As Neville fell on his ass, Harry remained standing and looked down at the boy. Sighing and rolling his eyes, he offered a hand.

“How did the duel go?” he asked.

The brown-...

Rattata Chapter 44: Blue's Clues

Joey’s opinion on loss had always been that it was an inevitable part of life. Sure he had felt sad after losing against King. He felt even more sad about the fact that Team Rocket had disrupted his mostly successful gym challenge.

However, considering how losing his way up the ladder had always been a part of his philosophy even before he'd become a trainer, it wasn't too surprising that he'd managed to mostly integrate the negative experiences of that trip to Cerulean by the ...

Video Game Cultivator Chapter 35: Kickin' ass for the working class

Trigger warnings: Cannibalism, corpses

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There were a lot of issues plaguing Jin's life recently. He'd been reborn into a world which didn't have a functional plumbing system. Everyone around him was suffering from some disease that made them unstable enough to declare blood feuds regularly. After this whole invasion thing was over he would have to participate in a tournament and get his ass beaten. Additionally, because of his inability to co...

Harry Evans Chapter 95: Catch me on that Grindset

AN: I think this is around the second longest Harry Evans Chapter ever, so you better enjoy it. It's why it took a while to bring it out. Had I managed to cut it in half into two 2.5k chapters it would have been 6 days of updates but instead its only five. I really am too nice... You should reward that with praise in the comments if I wasn't being clear enough.

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If anyone had looked at the way that Harry had spent his Saturday they would have been...

Video game cultivator Chapter 34: Scouting missions

Instead of being dropped off at the clearing from which he and Elder Flower had initially departed, Jin found himself deposited, like an unwanted step-child, in the front of the apartment building where he lived.

Perhaps it was a nice gesture from Elder Flower so that he wouldn't have to walk all the way home after that exhausting conversation in the army’s prison. However, considering exactly how exhausting the conversation had been, perhaps he would have appreciated some priv...

End of Poll: Winner Skyrim

Skyrim Elder Scrolls won the poll, gonna go start including it in the plot now. Let's see how well it works. If it goes well I might let future adaptations be decided by polling as well. I already have a general idea how im going to go about this one so it doesn't seem that hard to me.

Anyway, this whole video game poll has interrupted our regularly scheduled interludes and original story ideas. In the next week or so we will have a new story first chapter poll since I already wrote th...

Rattata Chapter 43: New Hype

The morning after the gym battle which Joey had lost, he sat on the bus to Saffron with a blank look on his face. He was resting his head on the cool glass of the window while lamenting his fate.

Yesterday he had lost his first major battle. Sure, he’d lost before. He'd even lost a lot. However, he'd never lost when it mattered. Not gym-battles.

It wasn't like he couldn't go back and rechallenge the gym at a later point in time either, he was just sulking, essentia...

Harry Evans Chapter 94: The Chosen One

Penny and Cedric were the first to leave their impromptu dealing lesson meetup. They were covered in various disgusting colours that Harry didn't want to name for fear of eliciting so much disgust in the reader that they unsubscribed.

They’d come back, for sure. The way that he taunted them as he handed them their asses on a platter would make sure that a seed of hatred would grow inside their frail little hearts and that they would enter the path of hatred and re...

Poll between top three video game suggestions

Setting up the final poll because the top three results never budged 2% away from each other.

Video Game Cultivator Chapter 33: The Bad Pus

Jin stumbled with uncoordinated feet as he appeared in what looked to be the prison cells of the army encampment that he had visited very recently to check up on the zombies. The creatures had been recently cleared for sparring again after the convicts that General Shroud had been talking about had arrived from the ‘Bloody Pit.’

It had been interesting to see how the criminals fought since, unlike the army, they mostly didn't have systemic training.

“You brought the b...

Harry Evans Chappter 93: Clown-Emoji

Neville joining their little duelling adventure changed Harry's plans for the whole day.

Having known Penny and Cedric for two years he trusted them not to reveal the location of the Room of Requirement.

The boy who lived however was an unknown, and thus not yet privileged to Harry's secrets. That was why he led the Hufflepuff group towards a rather large abandoned old classroom that he knew, rather than bringing them to his secret space.

They’d left H...

Game porting poll

As promised this is the poll to decide on the next adaptation. let's see how this goes and if it will be one-time thing or a more regular occurance.

For the moment I'll leave out the suggestions that were not video games and which are not single player

Also, apparently polls can only have 25 options, so I just took the first 25. This is also too much so I'll hold this poll to narrow the selection then make a top 5 decision poll if I think its necessary.

Rattata Chapter 42: The Water forgets the names of the Drowned

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Despite how much he'd been trying to avoid it, Joey found himself standing opposite gym leader King in the Cerulean gym with the vast expanse of water that was the pool separating them.

There was only one difference between the current situation and what he had thought would happen if he'd failed the job back in Saffron.

None of the plastic floaties were present in the pool. Instead, they were replaced with one enormou...