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Warhammer Poll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KaMt91ELHU

I'm very excited for the new Warhammer game, a setting I really enjoy. I think I should lewd the Ice Queen, Tsarina Katarin Bokha. But with who?

Multiple choice, since I may draw the top two. 


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A Whole Nude World

Feels good to be getting WIPs done. I let too many little WIPs get started, which is a bad habit. It's easier to start a new Minecraft world than it is to finish a build. 

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Slutzilla or Duke Dong, though?

Who would win in a sex-fight? 


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Slutzilla versus Duke Dong

I actually really liked Kong: Skull Island. When done right, a big monster fight is REALLY fun. I just hate that half of the movie is going to be of close-ups of people in dark rooms, looking frightened, talking to each other about what's happening in the plot, which is usually about [Character] going to [Location] to accomplish whatever their mission is. Bah. Just monsters fighting. Pure cinema. I think it's okay when the monster has a little human they share a psychic connection with or wha...

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Red scores on Blue

Another thing I took forever ago but am only finishing now. I'm slow. I wish I wasn't. I really want to draw something with that tall vampire lady from Resident Evil 8, but I also want to finish the Aladdin idea I started sketching, and that'll take a while. 

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Beauty and the Sexually Transmitted Disease

I've got commissions to work on, but drawing that last Belle comic actually triggered a bunch of nostalgia, and I wanted to draw another thing of Belle and Beast, specifically I wanted to do a Beast-Belle, which is an idea I've always liked. I liked fantasizing about all of the Disney characters in a more 'hardcore' (while being totally ironic) universe. Violence, sex, drugs, infidelity, all of it. In that head-canon version, Belle gets the power to go beast-mode, and she becomes like a high-...

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Another Sing-Along, maybe?

My last few polls have been kinda stabs in the dark, hoping something would inspire me, but I realize that's a stupid way to work. I should be more free-flowing and spontaneous. I'm actually more productive that way (I think). Let's stick to what I know. Disney parodies. 

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Sing Along: Belle

My favorite Disney girl. I feel like she's the most distilled of the Disney princesses. A humble middle-class White girl who (sexually) yearns for more from life, but all the dudes in her little village are beta-males, simps, white-knights, cucks, chuds, faggots, and virgins. She needs a chad to blow her back out and cure her depression, but no ordinary chad will do. She needs a BEAST!

This is kinda the product of the last poll. I was supposed to do a Kingdom Hears thing, and I started ...

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Ice Bokoblin

One more to go. Electric. 

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Fire Bokoblin

Ugh. I'm in a mood. The idea I've been sketching all feel stale. Finishing them feels more like work than fun. I've got a couple commissions to work on, so I'll focus on those. I'm not sure what my personal project should be. The Kingom Hearts idea turned into another pun about them misunderstanding the word 'swing' but I'm already bored of it. I'm going to finish this thing with three more Bokoblins, and a page of cheerleaders. I'm feeling very uncreative at the moment. 

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Video Game Crossover Poll

The Kee-Va idea I started does interest me, but it was starting to turn into a CYO, and that idea suddenly felt very tedious. So, sorry to switch it up again, but I just started playing Hades, and I'm really enjoying it, and that got me thinking of video-game crossovers that I'd like to do 'spreads' of. I still want to try drawing sex-fighting as a theme, I just want you to pick which sets of characters I used

2021-01-15 04:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Who Dat Cat

My first draft only had batman wondering if it was Catwoman, but then I realized that Batman would notice the fur cuffs on Felicia's boots, so IDK, I guess Batman is just assuming that Catwoman got new boots. The joke is more important to me than the characters are. 

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Blue Milk

I guess the milk was actually green though. 

I almost burnt-out, but I think I'm over it. I was working on a comic-page of a couple superheroes fighting, but it crashed and I lost a lot of work. I'm too much of a wimp to go back and start over, so I think that's why I want to draw the Kee-Va catfight. More Star Wars too, I think. It's too easy to parody .

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Kee-Va vs _______

I'm about half-way done with my Star Wars picture, featuring Shaak Ti. 


I kinda want to test myself by making a 3-5 page comic. I'm very NOT in the mood to handle any dialogue though, I really want to do a 'pure cinema' type aproach. I think Kee-Va is good for that because her entire culture isn't very chit-chatty anyway. I basically want to draw a fight, I'm just not sure what ...

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Cattra/Shadow Weaver/Entrapta

A SFW version of something I drew earlier. Sorry I'm going slow, people who are waiting for stuff. I kinda got distracted sketching out a couple Star Wars ideas. 

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Boobs-Katan Kryze

She really wants that Darksaber. 

Lol. I can't believe the 'Darksaber' is what connects the Star Wars franchise now. 

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Star Wars Poll

It finally happened, guys, I'm finally interested in Star Wars. It only took me about 20 years of being adjacent to the fandom to finally give a shit, but I think I kinda give a shit now. I still don't think the actual story is very good. The Ramayana is thousands of years old, and it's still better than most shit that we make today (IMO, I'm really enjoying the Ramayana). Storytelling hasn't improve...

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Cache

Here is the current cache link. It should be different than the last link, but I don't know. I just want to draw, and I'm super lazy about figuring out drives and stuff. 

Thanks everyone! 

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All Bokoblins

That last one took me a while for some reason 

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Mark Poll

Happy New Years! My personal resolution (in regards only to myself) is to focus more on my own creativity. I'm still going to do lots of fan-arts and parodies, but I may wait until it's provoked by a commission. I think all of my free-time should go to exploring my own stuff, as goofy and fucking stupid as it  is. I enjoy making these comics a lot, but sometimes I look back at what I've produced and I cringe at myself. That's part of the process though, I guess. I ever wonder of Walt Dis...

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The Dwarf and the Sphinx

A retelling of my favorite parable, The Blind Men and the Elephant, from India. 

Happy New Years everyone! I hope 2021 is a huge rebound year for all of us! We're all gonna get rich, get laid, achieve bodhi, find contentment, and have a great time! I'm saying it, so it must be true. 

I've got a few things to finish that I've really dragged my feet on. A picture of Alix from MLP, and a picture of Catra, so I'll probably spend to day cleaning those up and then starting the...

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Wonder Woman Rapes?

Spoiler Warning!!!!

Okay, so, I totally missed this the first time I watched it, because I guess I thought that Steve actually transfigured into his body, but he didn't, we just see Chris Pine through Wonder Woman's eyes, and he's always in this other body. 

Wonder Woman as sex with that body. 

This idea is actually quite explored in science-fiction, (Altered Carbon) but I don't think Patty Jenkins did this intentionally. I don't think she ever int...

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Wonder Woman 1984

151 minutes of utter nothing. Diana is WW for about five minutes of the blandest, softest, most weightless, most poorly choregraphed scenes in 'film.' There are episodes of Green Arrow with higher production value. $200 million dollars? What the fuck? This has to be money-laundering. Gal Gadot just moved slowly in front of a flat green-screen. The story was . . . . Lol, what? So there's a magic 'wishing stone,' and the bad guy knows about it because . . . And then later the President of the U...

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The Dwarf and the Nāgini

I'm pretty happy with this one, mostly because it was an experiment to see if I've gotten any better at coloring a picture after rendering it with just Black/White. I think I've found a pretty good process. This one went by pretty quickly, even though it was an experiment. All of the actual details can get done. It's still a bit wonk . . . But that may just be me. I may just be wonk. 

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Excellia vs Heracles

Maybe my last comic for a while. I'm burnt-out on comics. Even 'simple' ones. For some reason I just couldn't get Heracles to look the way I wanted, and it broke my spirit settling for what I got, and it being a comic made it that much worse, because I had to draw him twice rather than just the once. Ugh. I hope this doesn't happen with the Supergirl thing I want to draw, because some of my ideas involve a lot of vignettes, like a story-board, and if Supergirl ends up looking different in eac...

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What's next?

That last thing satisfied the Catwoman/Black-Cat thing, although I wasn't really happy with it. I don't know. I have a lot of parody ideas for these comics, I just don't know what to focus on, and that causes me to waste time doing absolutely nothing. General ideas. 

1) More Catwoman. This is technically the 'Batman' option, but Catwoman is my favorite part of that universe, so it would focus on her. 

2) More Wolverine. Most of the ideas are about him fucking just about ...

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Superboy Super-copes

This one is messy, but I'm tired. I've got another comic I have to finish, and I'm having all sorts of trouble making it look nice also. Ugh. I just need to finish it and move on before it burns me out. 

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Cave-Babes

Ugh. I want to draw sexy cave-girls again. But that would take away from my Mark-time for Mark comics. Maybe I should have a poll about deciding between Mark and Kee-Va for a while. Mark is easier to write for (because it's my natural humor). Kee-Va's way more niche. All the jokes are just about her and Brule being ludicrously overpowered and sexually dominant. I told myself I'd focus all my own time on Mark to cement him, but I did just release a bunch of Mark stuff. maybe that's good enough...

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The Dwarf and the Goblin

I'm moving a lot slower than I'd like to be. I have all the free time in the world, and I waste so much of it just deciding what to focus on. I liked this Mark idea, so I made sure to get it done. I've got to hang on to it for a while though, since I want to save up my Mark stuff so I can release it in 'chunks' of 3 or 4 comics at a time. I think that helps cement Mark as a character, and something-something branding something-something. 

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Black Widow

Going from one Superhero thing to another. I may have let myself get talked into too much detail again. Uuuuuuuugh, let's see where we are at the end of the week. I may need to move a little next week (hopefully just moving my computer from one spot to another), so I'm hoping there won't be any interruption. 

I'm glad I'm able to do this during the pandemic. Drawing was always my favorite hobby, and it's actually keeping me housed and fed, lol! Thanks for the art classes, Mom, you ...

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