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#768 Gluten Fears

At the wedding reception, the first round of the Special Dragon Challenge ended in Veil’s victory.


“Tch, it can’t be! Where did my calculations go wrong?!”


The opposing dragon sounded like a stereotypical nerdy villain who just got outsmarted.


“Those who resort to rough play lose. That’s the unspoken rule of the game,” responds Veil, seemingly pulling some wisdom out of nowhere. “You raced well for a beginner. The contest was ...

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#767 Dragon Showdown – Ordinary Version

“G-Geyser Dragon Ardheg!”

“Gwynn Dragon Bloody Mary!”

“The dragon on the farm, Great Veil!”

“Greetings, I am Grinzel Dragon Seidour!”

“I’m Proto-Geyser Dragon Typhon!!!”

“I-I’m Grauglintz Dragon Alexander!”


Ta-da! Everyone struck a dramatic pose.

As is customary, it caused an uproar of applause in the banquet hall.


Their perfect synchrony made me want to add explosion effects in the back...

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#766 Incoming Rivals

The story thus far...


Dragons suddenly crashed the joint wedding ceremony.


The mastermind and former Geyser Dragon, Al Gor, tried to dodge responsibility.

As punishment, he was exiled to a natto shack run by Horkoson and subjected to grueling labor.


Back at the wedding reception, the dragons teetered on the edge of an all-out brawl.


The attending guests, here to celebrate the various couples, were petrified.

As re...

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#765 The Dragons’ Turn in the Joint Wedding

It’s me, and I’m here at the joint wedding.


Just as we thought the ceremony went off without a hitch and were transitioning into the reception, thinking we had crossed the biggest hurdle, the real challenge suddenly descended upon us.


A horde of dragons from the skies.

The sight of them landing at the reception venue sent the gathered guests into an absolute frenzy.


And for good reason.

Dragons are living calamities. Their mer...

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#764 The Last Rebels

“A dragon getting married? What in the blazes is going on?”


In a location both everywhere and nowhere, brought into existence by our draconic transcendent magic, a subspace lies.


This place, unbound by distances or phases, provides a seamless communication for dragons from disparate lairs.


I, Charleartz, the Glintz Dragon, ranked second among the Decem Dracones, am in attendance at this urgent gathering.

Several other dragons, all f...

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#763 Draco-reception

The persuasion of the gods took longer than expected, and we finally managed to continue with the wedding. 

What an unexpected detour that was!


“Hades will bless Batemy and Olba’s couple... the other two pairs are for Poseidon to handle, right?”


It makes sense since the brides-to-be, Zoth Syra and Teacher Carp, are mermaids.


But just when I thought we had everything sorted...


“Under which god will Bloody Ma...

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#762 The Gods of Worship Go Astray

Ardheg and Bloody Mary radiate beauty in their human forms.


He’s in a pristine white tuxedo, while she’s dressed in an immaculate white wedding gown.


Their matching outfits gleam brilliantly, symbolizing their shared future.


Batemy and Olba,

Zoth Syra and Orkubo,

Teacher Carp and Gobukichi,

Bloody Mary and Ardheg.


The four newlywed couples have assembled, making their way to the altar to light the weddin...

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#761 The Bridegrooms Who Will Dominate the World

As we engage in pleasant chatter, time steadily marches on.

Before we know it, the moment for the ceremony has arrived.


I step forward to perform my duties as the MC.


“The bride and groom, accompanied by a few others, will now make their entrance. Please give them a warm welcome.”


Who would’ve guessed I’d end up as the MC?


As planned, Platy starts singing the wedding march a cappella, using solmization magic. He...

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#760 The Wedding Day

In the meantime, I was shown the actual facility for the ceremony.


It’s incredible here...!


First, the ceremony will be held in a space reminiscent of a church’s solemnity.

There’s an elevated altar, and chairs are arranged to face it.


“Well, a wedding ceremony is typically held in a church, but...”


Given the cultural differences, I’d assumed this other world would have different marriage customs!

Howe...

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#759 The Reception Venue

Immediately, it was decided that Bloody Mary would try on the wedding dress for her.


As a man, I had to leave the room temporarily.

Once granted permission, I returned.


“It’s amazing! It’s amazing!”


Indeed, Mary, who had transformed into a bride a step ahead of her wedding day, looked wonderful.


Of course, she returned to her usual proportions of exceptional beauty.


Her dynamite body with impres...

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#758 The Dresses are Complete

Thus, we introduced new members to our farm.


As we trained these budding tailors, showed them the inner workings of our farm, and shielded them from the artistic indoctrination of the elves and dwarves, time flew amidst all the commotion.


As the days passed, various progressions unfolded...


***


First, the wedding dresses were finalized.


“They’re done!!!”


These were the wedding dresses f...

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#757 Facing Youth

It’s me, the style maestro.


It appears that Batemy is bringing in some fresh blood.

For a long time, the clothing department has depended solely on her talents, but since she’s considering marriage and starting a family, relying solely on her might lead to trouble.


It seems the age has come when a team fashions clothes.

Though we had the goblins assisting when short-staffed, it’s about time we transitioned to a team system.


...

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#756 Crossing Paths

It is I, Shalanthea, an apprentice tailor with a promising future.


I’m trembling at the intense aura of this place.


Suddenly, due to a command from the headquarters, I’ve been sent to a location far away from the capital, in a remote area where there’s nothing but hills and fields, not a single building in sight.


I arrived here by teleportation magic, which was quick, but that also means I don’t know the way back or how far I’ve bee...

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#755 The Road to Stepping Up

My name is Shalanthea.


I am a woman destined to be hailed as the Maestro of Fabric, creating garments worthy of the gods.

Although that moniker isn’t yet mine.


But there’s no denying my bursting talent!

I have been welcomed into Mixpider, the most renowned fashion brand in the Demon Kingdom.


And I achieved this feat just one year after entering the industry!


Isn’t that testament enough to my talent?!

S...

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#754 Batemy’s Road to Becoming a Part-Time Homemaker

Ah, it’s me again.


Today, I have some gossip from Batemy, freshly returned from a ball.


She’s engaged to a member of a prominent noble family, so she needs to acclimate to that society.

She must attend various social gatherings to make a name for herself, right?

Even during this engagement period, Batemy’s been attending balls, banquets, tea parties, and potato stew parties in the Demon Capital nearly daily.


She attended yet...

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#753 A Confrontation at the Ball

It is I, Nehra, the young demoness.


Ultimately, I couldn’t get my hands on a Noujou dress.

I thought about using my power to expedite my turn, but His Majesty himself issued an order saying, “Don’t abuse your power,” so it was impossible.


Nothing can be done when the one with the highest power, the Demon King, steps in.


As a result, I couldn’t wear a Noujou dress to the ball tonight, where Lord Olba will be in attendance.

<...

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#752 High Society Trends

My name is Nehra.


I hail from the upper echelons of demon society, from a noble bloodline that inherits the Malicious-Holy Sword Fünfviolett.


I am truly a coveted prize among men worldwide, with my betrothed just within reach of the esteemed title of the Heavenly Four.


Unfortunately, in recent times, the Heavenly Four of the Malicious-Holy Sword line has been usurped by relatives from branch families like Glasya and Leviasa. It's an incredib...

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#751 An Unbothered Man

I am Olba, a high-ranking officer in the illustrious Demon King’s Army. 


Specifically, I serve as an aide to a Heavenly One. 


I take direct orders from Lord Belphgamilia, the supreme commander of the army who has ascended to the highest rank among the Heavenly Four.


You could even see this as a pinnacle career position. 

There are no superior posts in the military aside from the Heavenly Four themselves.


<...

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#750 Troubled Men

My name is Orkubo.


I serve as an orc under Lord Saint.


An orc is a monster birthed from a dungeon's stagnated and condensed mana.

We're beings that have deviated from the original course of life, almost like pseudo-organisms.


However, most of the monsters on the farm, including myself, defy this norm.


All due to our master, Lord Saint.

Serving him allowed us monsters, who were not meant to possess an ‘ego,’ to...

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#749 Joint Weddings

Zoth Syra.

Teacher Carp.

And then Batemy.


Each of them has their marriage arranged, so I want to congratulate them.


It’s a celebration, and I want to make it as flashy as possible. After all, I am the god of parties and festivals.


How should we best celebrate the many marriages?


We’ll group them all together.


Just as launching multiple fireworks at once would create a grand spectacle, grouping...

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#748 Remorse and Report

Yup, it’s me.


I saw something odd while working in the fields on the farm.


It was Bloody Mary, getting a real tongue-lashing.

She was the only one there, sitting formally, entirely in mode.


And it was Veil doing the lecturing.


“Shouldn’t you be a bit more discerning, Mary?”

“I’m sorry...!”


Getting lectured by Veil? That’s new.


Who’d have thought that Veil, usuall...

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#747 A Dragon Attacks the Demon Capital

That day, the demon race remembered...

The fear of being under their rule...


But this is not the time for such memories!


Currently, I, Batemy, am soaring through the sky, carried by Bloody Mary, who has transformed into a dragon.


I never thought I would be returning home in such a flamboyant manner.

Naturally, the inhabitants of the Demon Capital are in an uproar due to the sudden appearance of a dragon.


People ar...

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#746 The (Imposing) Cupid Dragon

Continuing this story is the demoness, Batemy.


“Huh, L-Lady Bloody Mary...?!”


Why is Lady Bloody Mary, the Graugrinzel Dragon, here?


Among the regulars at the farm, Lady Mary is one of the most formidable, ranking highly.

As a member of the dragon race, the mightiest species on earth, she is in a league of her own, far surpassing typical demons.

You could say she’s a being... no, a dragon above the clouds.


W...

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#745 A Troubled Seamstress

My name is Batemy, a demoness residing on Lord Saint’s farm.


Lately, my companion Belena has been garnering more attention than me, leaving me in the shadows...


After all, Belena is more adept at administration and negotiation, making her a more valuable asset.


There was a time when she seemed lost and uncertain, illustrating just how low her self-confidence was. 

She once served as an aide to the former Heavenly Four Astres, so ...

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#744 A Yoga Master’s Class

“I am the righteous decree of all things good.”


The Sage began to speak.

However, the words of this Lifeless King are oddly archaic and unfathomable.


Could his cryptic yoga teachings really get through this way?


“Don’t worry about that. I will thoroughly break it down and translate it into modern language, meow.”


Oh, it’s the cat!

As a fellow Lifeless King, the Professor can decipher the Sage’s words...

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#743 The Secret to Good Health

I have something to share.

The next thing I knew, we had a new resident on the farm.


A human named Yartellens? 

Uh, hi, nice to meet you.


So, you’re looking to work as a teacher at the Farm School? 

You’ve declared things like, “My dream is here! I plan to contribute until I’m in the grave!!!”? 

Well, we’d be in a pickle if you decided to make your last stand at this place without our approval.


...

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#742 An Educator’s Resentment

My name is Yartellens.


I am a human, and I daresay my life has been a rollercoaster of a ride.


Initially, I dedicated myself to divine service and became a priest. 

During that time, the Human Kingdom thrived, passionately worshipping the Great Celestial God, Zeus.


Temples honoring the Great Celestial God were widespread across the kingdom, and the church, supported by the lords and the high nobility, held substantial power that se...

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#741 Curry Overtime: The Clash of Powers

Several days have passed since we initiated the curry-making endeavor on our farm, and a small dispute has broken out.


“Today’s meal is curry!” 

“No, it has to be ramen!!!”


Platy and Veil are at odds with each other.


The bone of contention, it seems, is tonight’s menu.


“The illustrious dish, curry! Now that we have mastered its preparation, it should be the staple at the farm! Every day is Curry Day!...

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#740 A Magnificent Finish

After all the ups and downs...


We finally made it!

Our farm’s very own curry!


Not only did we use carefully selected spices from Platy’s herb garden, but we also incorporated numerous secret ingredients. The quantity was so vast it seemed as if they could hardly be referred to as “secret,” yet, against all odds, they came together harmoniously.


We had quite a debate over what ingredients to use, but eventually, we settled on “...

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#739 What Swims in the Curry

Damn... 

We did it.


“It’s super good.”


By pouring in every single type of my so-called secret ingredients like a waterfall, my original blend curry was born.


I was sure it was going to fail. 

But when I tried it, it was pretty good. 

No, it was more than just pretty good–it was amazing.


“I bet it’s because of my dragon extract.”

“No, no, it’s probably me, Dorian Kaioh, ...

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