Kinmarie of the demon race here.
A gorgeous woman appeared as if to invade my workplace.
If I recall, her name is Horkosfon.
She took out...
“What is this?!”
I can’t tell just by looking at it.
Beans, maybe?
A few dozen or so beans on a small dish.
However, a white sticky substance is covering the surface, making it look grotesque.
It even emits an unpleasant smell.
Are these beans, p...
2022-08-09 14:12:13 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note: This marks our 500th chapter.
I’ve been able to continue this series this long, all thanks to your support.
I intend to keep going, so I hope you stick around!
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My name is Kinmarie from the demon race.
I have an ancient and venerable profession—well-digging.
Wells are important. In fact, they are indispensable.
We cannot live without water, so we need ...
2022-08-09 13:39:12 +0000 UTC View PostThus, the Emperor fiasco came to an end, but Belphgamilia has yet to take his leave because he finds it troublesome.
It took him ages before he decided to come here, and now that he’s here, he refuses to return to the capital.
In short, lazybones.
What Belphgamilia likes most is our hot spring—one of the most elaborately designed facilities at our farm.
It’s originally designed for relaxation, so it must’ve suited his slothful nature. &nb...
2022-08-05 17:26:09 +0000 UTC View PostIs it just me, or did someone’s presence completely fade during the latter half of this story?
Belphgamilia of the Heavenly Four hasn’t said a single word ever since Sensei showed up.
It’s as if he disappeared from existence.
Actually, he DID disappear.
I look around, but there’s no sign of him.
I search frantically and eventually find him sound asleep in his hammock.
“Killing Strike! Hammock Flip!”
“Gah!”
<...
2022-08-04 14:05:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Emperor got his entire body back...?!
I don’t know where he got that pitch-black cape from, but it makes him look even more like an emperor!
“Mwahahaha! You let your guard down! Don’t think I’ll allow myself to be in such a sorry state forever!”
“His body regenerated!”
I knew Lifeless Kings were immortal, but I never thought they could make such a rapid comeback...
“A Lifeless King’s body is part-astral, afte...
2022-08-04 07:33:44 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s been a hundred and fifty years since we recovered his skull from his ruined castle...”
“It’s only been two years.”
“Oh, is that so?”
“Why are you the one making jokes about immortals instead of me, a genuine Lifeless King?”
“Well, it is quite common for immortals to lose their sense of time.”
How can they just exchange snarky comments so casually?
“But two years seems to be enough.”
“Enou...
2022-08-03 16:47:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
We have an emergency.
Belphgamilia has paid a visit to our farm.
He’s one of the demon army’s Heavenly Four and is the strongest among them.
He’s even said to be more powerful than his nation’s ruler and, in fact, could even be called the strongest of humanity.
Belphgamilia is also the illegitimate son of the former demon king, and if he wanted to, he could usurp the throne himself.
He has never had anything to...
2022-08-01 14:21:23 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo, it’s me, Shabe, the adventurer.
Mayday!
Our entire party is in danger of being wiped out!
We didn’t expect to encounter such a vicious monster!
Monsters in this stratum of Lord Alexander’s dungeon are still low class.
Alas, such carelessness caught us off guard.
I was even more careless because the monster we encountered looked like the plant monsters hanging around the area.
Turns out it was a mutant!
<... 2022-07-29 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s have a little recap: Elelelelcy is a High Elf whom we met in the Human Kingdom.
The forests there were on the verge of extinction, but the elves initiated an afforestation project to improve the situation.
That’s when we met Elelelelcy.
We had some conflict initially, but she eventually understood our intentions and is now helping us plant trees.
Since her name is long, we just call her L4C.
The Elf Monarchy is within the Dem...
2022-07-29 04:22:41 +0000 UTC View PostI decided to hear our captive elves’ story in more detail.
I would like to find out through our conversation why they raided our farm and what’s their connection to Yggdrasil.
“Let’s start with your name, then, shall we?”
“Very well! I am the ruler of the Elf Monarchy! In other words, the Elf Monarch! My name is Elfelf Elfriede El-Dupont Eltoerus Elcator Elza Elze Elvira Elmantos Elcador Elise Elfelf Mikael Uriel Gabriel Ariel Raphael Elle ...
2022-07-28 07:31:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
The synthetic Yggdrasil we recently grew had an unexpectedly large impact, most notably on the demon merchant, Mr. Shax, who said, “By all means, I would like to sell you these leaves to us!”
Aren’t we already selling you Platy’s aojiru?
But you also want the raw ingredient itself?
Well, we don’t mind sharing them with you, but only the excess portion, okay?
Money?
You don’t have to bother about ...
2022-07-26 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Elfelf Elfriede El-Dupont Eltoerus Elcator Elza Elze Elvira Elmantos Elcador Elise Elfelf Mikael Uriel Gabriel Ariel Raphael Elle Elfant.
I am a supreme elf who was allowed to have twenty sacred Els engraved on my name.
Naturally, I am a High Elf— fittingly revered as the monarch in the forest where I reside.
Our elven community is of a scale and cultural standard worthy of being called a “monarchy.”
In a land once known as the Hu...
2022-07-25 18:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t believe we created something outrageous again...”
A sakura sapling injected with Yggdrasil’s genes.
With my Hand of Supremacy, I planted it in a vacant lot on my farm and watched it grow.
I was about to grow the tree in the dungeon orchard, but the tree spirits who live there advised me to grow it in a larger plot because of Yggdrasil’s sheer size at full maturity. Otherwise, they’ll get caught up in its growth and die.
As I t...
2022-07-23 11:23:33 +0000 UTC View PostAfter confirming things were okay at Bacchus’ izakaya, I returned to the farm.
That’s when Platy came to me with a request.
“Dear, could you grow Yggdrasil, please?”
“Huh?”
That’s...quite the tall order.
Yggdrasil?
“...As in, here on the farm?”
“Yes!”
Rather than a request, this is more of a reckless demand.
I don’t think Yggdrasil is an easy tree to grow...
I mean, ...
2022-07-21 19:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post“In the first phase of the showdown, Samijrah took the lead like a proud Izakaya Guildmaster. His drink of choice was shochu with hot water. The fact that he chose hot water earns him a high score, as it keeps the motif of oden alive—warming the body to the core.”
Belena is doing great as a live commentator.
The competition at Bacchus’ oden shop has entered a realm beyond my comprehension.
“On the other hand, Shax ordered food before al...
2022-07-20 21:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostThus, Mr. Shax and Mr. Samijrah will fight over the right to jointly work with Bacchus.
Both sides being representatives of a company and a guild.
I sense a storm coming.
“But what exactly does this contest entail? He’s not planning a fist fight, is he?”
If so, I’d rather they stop before things get out of hand...
“Don’t worry, Lord Saint. We are merchants. Merchants don’t engage in bloodshed!”
... 2022-07-20 13:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s this new guy?
Unlike Mr. Shax, I don’t recognize him at all.
His dark skin tells me he’s a demon with a well-built physique and looks fierce like the hotshot of a small but shady business.
“Well, I certainly wasn’t expecting the guildmaster himself to make an appearance.”
“I just knew my men wouldn’t make progress if left alone. What can you say about yourself, Mister CEO? Quite the curious turn of events here to see you here...
2022-07-18 17:26:19 +0000 UTC View PostI was curious about Bacchus’ oden shop.
Bacchus is a demigod who has been around for thousands of years, brewing, drinking, and propagating alcohol.
He recently opened an oden shop as part of his efforts to enjoy alcohol with the right side dishes.
As for me, I am extremely anxious because he’s in the service industry.
I intended to check on him frequently, but various events, including the wedding of Arowana and myself, and the Demon King's d...
2022-07-15 17:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post“We’ll put this orange, all right?”
“Okay?”
“And then a banana.”
“Oh!”
“And lastly, an apple into the blender!”
Zrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The blender makes a clamorous sound and slices the contents.
Then, I pour the mixture into a cup.
“Drink up!”
“It looks appetizing this time! I love mikan, apples, and bananas!”
You don’t have to add “this time” ...
Well, I ...
2022-07-05 15:13:15 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re making juice today.
Fortunately, our dungeon orchard in the mountain dungeon has all sorts of fruits, so we have no problems gathering ingredients.
Plus, it’s easier than starting a tea plantation from scratch.
Then again, it is not as if we have never made juice at our farm.
Anyone can make juice just by squeezing fruits.
At our wedding, we served orange juice, the most straightforward juice we could make.
We had other optio...
2022-07-04 11:26:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again... (Kidan)
“Why don’t we hold a meeting?”
“For what?”
“Our wedding.”
“Wasn’t that weeks ago already?”
Yeah.
Looking back, quite some time has passed since we had such a wonderful wedding.
Our passing days and months are eternal travelers in time*... or something like that.
“Is there anything else we need to discuss regarding the wedding? It was already memorable in...
2022-07-01 20:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostRhatil and I received a smack from Orkra.
"Ogodei!”
“Khan!”
It hurt so much that we let out weird shrieks.
Then again, our heads would’ve sunk all the way to our torsos if he hit us for real, so he was probably holding back.
“I told you to run away if you were in danger! What was with that overconfident show just now?!”
That’s why he got angry.
“What would I say to Lord Sain...
2022-07-01 08:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s easy to beat them, so people tend to think that square boars are weak monsters...
But that’s not true.
They have the most ferocious tackling power. Only a few monsters are said to surpass their speed.
One direct hit from the heaviest boar and you wouldn’t stand a chance.
Many adventurers have fallen victim to their sharp tusks and horns and had their bodies torn to shreds by them in the past.
Silver Wolf, an S-class adventurer, in...
2022-06-29 17:55:27 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s still me, Walkina.
Days pass by with no resolution to my problems.
Today, we’re having an extracurricular lesson aimed at real-time combat.
We’re going to Lady Veil’s mountain dungeon to fight and hunt monsters.
“Unlike your mock battles, you fight with the monsters seriously. Make sure to keep your focus, everyone!"
“YESSIR!”
Our guide is Orkra the orc.
“You must keep in mind to run awa...
2022-06-28 16:38:33 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Walkina, and I am one of the students studying at the farm.
When I first came here, I thought I would be used as a sacrifice to the gods.
But now, I’m having a lot of fun.
* * *
“The winner is Walkina!”
I won again.
I’ve been winning match after match since Sensei taught us a new... move? Technique?
My movements, power, and speed have drastically improved, making it easy for me to quickly jump my opponent and defeat them ...
2022-06-27 13:25:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are these strongest immortals so passionate about developing new magic?
Maybe it’s in their nature.
To begin with, they were unsatisfied with their ordinary life and gave up being human to obtain immortality and keep studying magic.
Nothing is more ideal than to be immortal for hardcore magic researchers who want to continue their research without being limited by lifespan.
But for that, you must also be a high-ranking mage to become a genuine Lifeless...
2022-06-24 15:31:20 +0000 UTC View PostFor the time being, the Demon King’s diet ended in success, and the usual peaceful days have returned.
...
I guess this is what you would call putting off a problem for later.
No matter.
Let’s change topics.
As I walk around the farm, I spot a couple of people who caught my attention, or rather, are attracting attention—Sensei and the Professor.
“It’s unusual to see Sensei at the farm.”
&...
2022-06-23 18:29:07 +0000 UTC View PostI am Einrot, the Furious-Holy Sword.
...
Sigh.
Sorry if I’m already sighing from the get-go.
I’m a sword, so I’m not even supposed to have a mouth, but I can’t help but sigh.
It has been more than a thousand years since I was created, but I am in the most decadent state this world has ever seen.
To start with, we, the seven holy swords, had a mission to destroy each other.
By absorbi...
2022-06-23 18:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post“I think I know why you got fat! It’s the mayonnaise! I’m sure of it!”
The Demon King chugged mayonnaise like a refreshing after-work drink.
I have no doubt about it because he did it right in front of my eyes.
“It’s only natural that you’ll gain weight if you ‘drink’ that! Why mayonnaise, of all things?! How can you call that a drink?!”
No wonder he got so fat!
The Demon King is the most important figure...
2022-06-21 19:03:52 +0000 UTC View Post“Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Nooooooooooooooooo!”
The Demon King runs about, screaming.
I’m not surprised he’s reacting that way from being chased by a dragon and an angel.
“Hey! Stop running around! How about you try counterattacking for once?!”
“If the purpose is to reduce body weight by exerting physical strength, don’t I still meet the requirements?!”
They are conversing lightly, but the offensive isn’t slowing dow...
2022-06-20 19:29:06 +0000 UTC View Post