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Weekly update: Jack again!

Content update:

  • 3x Jack body shapes (new maximum height: 7'7")

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 7. (October 5th reward)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11: will require user testing)
  • MyWire Laptop App (coming with #B1...

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Content update: Jack

Content update:

  • 3x Jack body shapes (new maximum height: 7'4")

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 7. (October 5th reward)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11: will require user testing)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 10...

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Weekly content update: Jack

Content update:

  • 3x Jack body shapes (new maximum height: 7'1")

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11: will require user testing)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 100% rendered: September 5th reward)
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Weekly update: Ava

Content update:

  • 3x Ava body shapes

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 100% rendered)

Hi Patrons!

I have written and posed 2 News stories but I have not rend...

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Weekly update: Oliver

Content update:

  • 3x Oliver body shapes (Powerlifter, fat-ish with good cardio, and long distance runner shapes)
  • The 2 previewed news stories

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 6. (100% written, 60% rendered)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #...

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Weekly update: Charlie

Content update:

  • 3x Charlie body shapes
  • The 2 previewed news stories

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • BRIDECRAFT Ep 6.

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)

Other news:

Hosting issues: The hosting ...

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Weekly update: Jack

Content update:

  • 3x Jack body shapes (Jack can now grow to a maximum of 6'10")
  • The 2 previewed news stories

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers Episode 3, ...

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Weekly update: Emma again!

Content update:

  • 3x Emma body shapes
  • The 2 previewed news stories

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.45 : Double Issue!)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)

As you might have n...

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Game server running again.

We had run into a problem of exceeding the allowed bandwidth for the game server.

I upgraded to the next tier of service, if you've been experiencing crashes (403) when launching the game, you're most likely good to go now.

Sorry for the inconvenience

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Star-ship bloopers: Mercenary teaser

So I was working on this scene and having a lot of fun doing it.

It's  the first Zapper growth scene from Bloopers Studios in almost a decade,  I wanted it to feel special and anybody who knows me, knows that I'm a  sucker for anime tropes.

It's nothing more than just a quick assembly of the actual slides  from a story but maybe some of you will like it.

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Weekly update: Emma

Content update:

  • 3x Emma body shapes 
  • The 2 previewed news stories 

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.45 : Double Issue!)

Complete:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (coming with #B10.11)

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Weekly update: Charlie

Content update:

  • 3x Charlie body shapes (Charlie can now shrink all the way down to 5' tall)
  • The 2 previewed news stories (replacing cut-scenes)

Currently working on:

  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Weekly Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories and character Vlogs)
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)

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Weekly update: Emma

Content update:

  • 3x Emma body shapes (Shape 710 is the biggest Emma ever! standing 8'1" and weighting in at 930 pounds She wears 62T bras, can bench 775 pounds and Squat 1075 pounds!) 
  • The 2 previewed news stories (replacing cut-scenes)

Currently working on:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (75% scripted, 75% rendered)
  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Short stories for #B10.11 (News Stories...

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Weekly update: Ava

Content update:

  • 3x Ava body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2
  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Short stories for #B10.11
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)

Just a reminder :

In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5' M...

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Weekly content update: Olivia

Content update:

  • 3x Olivia body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2
  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Short stories for #B10.11
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)

Just a reminder :

In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborhood. The 5...

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Weekly content update: Jack

Content update:

  • 3x Jack body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Spice Island Vacation #2 (tentatively)
  • Fall game client update #B10.11
  • Short stories for #B10.11 
  • August 5th 2021 Reward. (Star-ship Bloopers 3.4 : Should be a crowd pleaser...)

Just a reminder :

In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neighborho...

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Build #B10.10 + Poll!

Build #B10.10 can be downloaded: https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv  

Games saved under version #B10.9 are moved to version #B10.10 but won't add to the content request log or BI reports.

Only the games started/overwritten after GMT 2021-05-25 00:00:00 are tallied for reporting and content creation prioritization. (Please read the release notes.) 

New in build #V10.10:

Weekly update: Ava

Content update:

  • 3x Ava body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 3 (fully scripted, Some renders failed)
  • Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)

Just a reminder :

In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer...

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Weekly content update: Emma

Content update:

  • 3x Emma body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 3 (fully scripted, 50% rendered)
  • Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)

Just a reminder :

In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer Neigh...

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Weekly content update: Ava

Content update:

  • 3x Ava body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Ready to publish + June 5th reward)
  • Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)

Just a reminder :

In real life, I'll be moving to a nicer apartment and nicer ...

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Weekly update: Olivia

Content update:

  • 3x Olivia body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Ready to publish + June 5th reward)
  • Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, fully rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)

Star-ship Bloopers Episode 3 Act 2 will be shipped as this month's reward, expect it on Mai 3rd. T...

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Weekly content update: Ava.

Content update:

  • 3x Ava body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Fully scripted and rendered)
  • Spice Island Vacation #1 (fully scripted, partially rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)

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Weekly update: Charlie again!

Content update:

  • 3x Charlie body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2 (Fully scripted)
  • Spice Island Vacation #1 (almost fully scripted, partially rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions of Spice Island #1)

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Weekly content update: Charlie

Content update:

  • 3x Charlie body shapes
  • The 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Star-ship           Bloopers: Mercenaries EP 3, Act 2
  • Spice           Island Vacation #1 (almost fully scripted,      partially rendered)
  • Build B10.10 (Enables new interactions  &nbs...

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Build B10.9 is up!

EDIT 2: A newer version of the same build has been uploaded at 3:30 PM GMT April 10th to fix an issue with Spice Island time skips when no story content was available. The build number remains the same so there is nothing preventing the original B10.9 client from running. If you encounter the issue with Spice Island vacations please download and reinstall.

EDIT: A newer version of the same build has been uploaded at 10:06 PM GMT April 4th t...

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Pasta-over weekend

Hi Patrons,

This weekend the entire Blooperverse is celebrating pasta-over, a remembrance of the liberation of ancient Pastafarians from italic fonts. After all, not all pasta is from italic, some is from grease, some is from rice, some is even sentient and from deep space. But all pasta is sacred, after all it gave us Sophia Loren. "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti" Is a prayer all teenage girls in the Blooperverse recite at night, placi...

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Weekly update: Olivia again!

This week's update:

  • 3x Olivia body shapes
  • the 2 previewed cut-scenes

Currently working on:

  • Spice Island Vacation #1
  • Spring client build
  • Arm wrestling competition ready for QA (home)
  • 5Km running competition ready for QA (Home)
  • Bench press competition DEV in progress (Home and Gym)
  • Squat competition DEV in progress (Home and Gym)
  • Beer-pong competition DEV in progress (Pub)

Ready for pl...

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weekly update: Olivia

This week's update:

  • the two previewed cut-scenes
  • 3x Olivia body shapes

Currently working on:

  • Spice Island Vacation #1
  • Spring client build

Ready for pledge update:

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Weekly update: Jack

This week's content update:

  • 3x Jack body shapes
  • the 2 previewed cut-scenes

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Weekly update

Hi Patrons,

This week's update:

  • The previewed cut-scenes
  • 3x Charlie body shapes

This weekend, I'm posing the scenes of Star-ship bloopers: Mercenaries Episode: 3.1 We're getting into the main plot of the first story arc, Episodes 1 and 2 were only to get to know the main characters but now the real adventure is ready to begin!

Once the first act is don, I'll get on to coding the Spring release with its new feature: Contest...

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