PornHub purging millions of videos? Could you make the Snark Tank crew cry? How's the water in Flint, Michigan? How exactly does the COVID vaccine work? Can you find a grenade easier than a gun? Now that we've played Cyberpunk, is it as fucked as everyone says? Should we make a Parler? Does it feel like Christmas to you? All that and MORE on todays ehhh.
PS: Apologies for late upload. The episode was uploaded last night by Patreon corrupted the file. Should be all set now.
2020-12-17 11:12:45 +0000 UTC
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Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is dying? Boy golly this was a nerdy and concerning one!
2020-12-09 00:46:53 +0000 UTC
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Chris is literally sick but Derrick and Sweeny (and Chris at the end) are here to give your your weekly dose of garbage. Shoe, Derrick, Chris, and all your favorite far right channels are finally called out by a dubious research paper. What ever happened to the intellectual dark web? Did Jake Paul really DEFEAT a basketball player in COMBAT?!? Could Keemstar be a good boxer? Art competition for the end of 2020? Maybe!!
Had some technical diffic...
2020-12-02 21:12:03 +0000 UTC
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Still will be out tomorrow though. Sorry for the slight delay.
2020-12-01 09:36:32 +0000 UTC
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2020-12-01 09:35:15 +0000 UTC
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This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex worker clout? Do gorillas have inner monologues? Should gorillas have access to steroids? How common do surgeons leave surgical equipment inside people? Can humans smell ants? Would you pay for Efukt? I would! This unnecessarily horny episode is brought to you by Kersti Kaljulaid, The President of The Republic of Estonia.
2020-11-24 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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The aftermath of the election! How'd it go? The next generation consoles are here but do they suck? Are Danny Phantom's powers practical? What flavor would you prefer your baby batter to be? Is Christmas the worst? We're a VIDEO PODCAST NOW?!!? All that and more on todays hellish episode of the Snark Tank!
2020-11-17 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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HEY EVERYBODY!
Hope you're all doing well despite massive spikes in plague numbers and brand new lockdowns in what can only be described as Hell Year 2020. There was no episode this week which we'll get into later, but we've got some announcements regarding the podcast that, I think are pretty cool, so before the existential dread becomes too much to bear let's get into the meat and potates (puh-tates) of this nonsense!
SOLO EPISODES! - <...
2020-11-14 20:42:12 +0000 UTC
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It's Election Day! But we already recorded this so we have no idea how this is gonna shake up, so instead we'll talk about the important issues! Sweeny doesn't like Mario Judah. Thanksgiving is too generic to carry November. Why did Harry Potter become blue? Is it still a Superpower if it purely hurts you? Who is the most racist Spider-Man villain? How to spot a grifter! And MORE on todays pain enduing episode of Minority Report.
2020-11-03 05:54:53 +0000 UTC
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COME IN AND HURT YOURSELF
2020-11-01 20:32:47 +0000 UTC
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SEND IN YOUR GARBAGE!
2020-11-01 20:29:41 +0000 UTC
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Mario Judah's Father and SomeBlackGuy trade stories of life in Los Angeles and the X-Men because Chris was too busy making rice and beans on a plane.
2020-10-29 10:41:26 +0000 UTC
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Amos Yee got yeeted into JAIL TIME! Is Mario Judas just a Tom Sweeny clone? How has Chris never seen Edward Scissorhands? Is Tim Allen worse than Jeff Dunham? Is it worse to be super well endowed or having a teeny weeny? What songs always make us cry? Was James and the Giant Peach a real movie? Do attractive people go viral for any other reason that being attractive? Our experiences with public nudity and MORE!
2020-10-20 15:45:04 +0000 UTC
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While it’s HOT!
2020-10-19 01:12:02 +0000 UTC
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*MILD TLoU 2 Spoilers*
Tom Sweeny learns about the wonders of steam about a decade too late for it to come across as anything other than borderline insane! Who should be the next Smash Bros character after Steve's stupid square headed husk? Why is Nakey Jakey so good at criticizing video games? Do flies predict presidents? What if Kony 2012 was framed?! God help us.
Things we mentioned -
Half Life Role Play : 2020-10-14 08:53:31 +0000 UTC
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Trump got Covid? Is Candy chocolate? Peter Parker got his face replaced? Halloween is still happening? Omry is likely dead? What is the best cereal? All signs point to yes.
2020-10-07 00:05:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey, folks! So, we’ve had recent questions posted to older question threads so to help simplify it, were posting one question thread monthly so everyone’s questions are added and easily tracked.
Let’s go!! Spooky questions + suggestions!
2020-10-04 04:44:34 +0000 UTC
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Did Chris finally cut his silly lesbian hair? Is it more cringe to devote yourself to an entire medium or one example of that medium? What happened to Cookie from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Sinatra vs Wu Tang Clan? Trump Simps vs Trump Haters? Can children use taxis? Japanese Jay Z? All this and more on todays way too late episode of The Snark Tank!
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2020-10-02 04:05:02 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys, so we already ended up recording later than usual, but I was also hit with some news that 3 of my family members got COVID while attending my grand uncle's funeral. Basically I'm gonna help them get some stuff they need but because of that, I won't be able to finish editing the podcast til later on tonight. Just wanted to give you guys a heads up and and sorry about that!
-Derrick
2020-09-30 20:33:44 +0000 UTC
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You know the music! Time to dance.
2020-09-28 15:35:30 +0000 UTC
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Chris has been kidnapped by the Rat King of Manhattan, so Derrick and Sween hold down the fort. PS5 hype, Chris Evan's dong, Trashing youtube, Sweeny being a terrible kid and much more in this episode. Enjoy the Dark Tank!
2020-09-22 19:13:11 +0000 UTC
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ASK EM
2020-09-20 07:33:20 +0000 UTC
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Netflix is having a fun time trying to explain why they even made Cuties in the first place, another podcast takes aim at The Snark Tank, the origins of REE, and as always, your questions answered!
Chris was in New York for this episode so he was unable to help Sweeny not sound like an invalid so, apologies for some of the audio issues this week and the late upload is due to hotel wifi being pretty darn ... hotel-y. Temporary issues but I wanted to address them. Thanks for your su...
2020-09-15 10:04:06 +0000 UTC
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For those who missed it.
2020-09-10 00:45:22 +0000 UTC
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Ask and ye shall receive! Shoe0nhead has been our most requested guest for a long time and it was a blast to sit and talk about politics, anti-SJWs, the Skeptic Community, Sargon feuds, being labelled alt-right/communists/nazis in addition to some much needed levity.
This is definitely one of the more serious episodes we've recorded (technically?) only because it's been so long since we've talked to each other, but we still have fun. Thanks for your support and please, let us know...
2020-09-06 23:55:54 +0000 UTC
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Entirely listener questions! We're gonna try and explode through them. Episode 37 will be out this Sunday. You know the music, time to dance.
2020-09-04 03:14:02 +0000 UTC
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Do rich celebrities ruin social media platforms? Would you install Elon Musks brain chip? Are American TV bullies accurate portrayals of real bullies? Chris and Sween reminisce about the time they killed their roommate and Derrick ponders why shitty journalists have verified checks.
Next episode is an episode with Shoe0nHead and it'll be going up VERY early for Patrons. Stay tuned. Thanks for 900 patrons! Onward to a grand! .... a grand? Is grand for people or just money? Ehh.&nbs...
2020-09-01 03:58:21 +0000 UTC
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Leading into Episode 37 where we’ll talk to Shoe0nHead. Ask away!
2020-08-30 03:01:12 +0000 UTC
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Leafy's channel was nuked off YouTube. Was it justified? Was it overstepping? Or was it both? Sweeny discusses artificial intelligence while refusing to play Mass Effect. Would the Xbox have failed without Halo Combat Evolved? Dating advice for the quarantined and isolated, and MORE!
Another day in hell world.
2020-08-25 02:06:30 +0000 UTC
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We need your questions! We'll be discussing the Leafy ban and we'll also be talking about Tom Sweenys tweet about artificial intelligence.
"I’m up at 4 am watching people talk about A.I and it’s genuinely the most ridiculous stuff ever. People A.I is not going to rise up and kill us, that’s fiction!! "
2020-08-23 03:37:33 +0000 UTC
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