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Read Aloud Run off Poll, One Day Only!

Since we had a three way tie, here's the runoff poll, one day only. In case of another tie, I'll cast a vote to break it. 

Legend of Galactic Zeroes, Chapter 13 (the horny one)

Author’s Note:

This chapter is rated D for Darkness. As in, it’s filthy, ya animal.

Soft snores filled the air, and Kazuma lay on the couch, arms behind his head, staring up. Despite the finery around him, someone had glued tacky little glowing stars on the ceiling, and he could see bits of tape where cheap posters had been put up, though they were now gone. He wondered what sort of dreams Darkness had displayed as a little girl.

Definitely not when she...

The Thirtheenth Fang, Chapter 5

The broad, silt filled waters of the River Reik stretched for nearly a mile after the Bogen joined it, with the banks of the river leading to wide forests or populated flood plains to either side. At various points, islands sprouted in the river, and at some points the river ballooned to several miles across. The river itself was deep enough to allow ocean going ships easy passage, and whenever Titus looked out over the broad waters he could see dozens of ships of various sizes; from massive ...

Fanfic Read Aloud Poll

We actually hit 10 patreons! As such, you guys get to vote on which fic you want me to read aloud. I already did one read aloud, which you can find here: https://youtu.be/5y__DO-4pQY of Kazuma Sato HERO OF BELZERG! The graphics on the next video will be ever so slightly better, but that's generally what it will look like. 

Unless you vote for a non-Konosuba fic, in which case, I will have to get CREATIV...

April Poll Choices

It's been a rough couple of months for me health wise, but having some writing to do has lifted my spirits (and pain for some medical bills)! Thanks for  your support. Here's the next month's choices.

A Cat is Fine Too, Part 4

The next day, Kazuma got up early (for him) and cooked breakfast, eager to further impress Wolbach with his culinary talents. To his surprise, Wolbach came in the door once everyone else was already up, dressed and apparently already having been out for some time.

“Good morning, I already ate, but thank you,” Wolbach said when offered rice and eggs for breakfast.

“More for me then!” Aqua said happily, and helped herself to another pair of fried eggs.

Kazuma felt slig...

The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato, Chapter 47

Itsuki steepled his fingers, and leaned forward slightly, tilting his head so that the light would reflect off of his sunglasses. Just like Gendo. Calm. Keep calm. Haruhi would guide him through this. Somehow. Wherever she was.

“Miss Kimidori. You must know that we have Asakura. What is it that you, or more precisely, the Data Overmind, wants?”

Kimidori smiled at Itsuki, then picked up her cup of tea. She blew on it, then inhaled, before finally taking a sip. She set her cup d...

The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato: Chapter 46

“-and that’s how I saved the world, by Frenching God,” Kyon finished, as the scribes furiously scribbled down the last part of his tale.

Which was also when Yuki and Haruhi walked in, apparently back from their little pow-wow. Kyon sat bolt upright, going slightly pale. “Oh, uh, hi, um, Yuki, Haruhi, I-”

“Everything he said is true, boys,” Haruhi said, pointing to Kyon. “That bastard stole my first kiss!” Then she licked her lips playfully. “It was pretty good ...

A Cat is Fine, Too (P3)

“Look, I don’t care how amazing of a tourist attraction I would be, I am NOT letting you reimprison me!” Wolbach snapped, poking her index finger into Hiropon’s chest.

“Well, I’m afraid the rules are the rules: Any escapies like Dark Gods or unspeakable horrors have to be returned to their exhibits. I mean, prisons,” the Chief of the Crimson Demon Clan said, shrugging. “So it’s back into the burrow you go. Now where’d I put that mystic seal?”

“This is outra...

A Very Merry Unbirthday, Part II

After leaving a letter in Chris' mailbox, the thief was never around  these days, Megumin spent the rest of the day helping Aqua with the  party preparation, checking on Kazuma's progress with the games, making  sure Wiz got the cake right, and figuring out the catering with  Darkness. She even had time to check in on Yunyun, and have their daily  competition.

"It's not fair, you're a higher level then me,"  Yunyun panted, her arm flat on the table after Me...

March Patreon Bonus Chapter Poll

The shortest month is nearly over, and we’re just waiting for Yunyun’s Birthday Bash! For March, we have the same old options, but a certain cat is waiting impatiently in the wings. Let me know what fic you want to see updated!

February Bonus Chapter Poll!

It's the best month of the year, YUNYUN'S BIRTHDAY! Even if it's a short month, there's still time to vote for your favorite fics to update. NOTE: Work Smarter, Not Harder is being replaced by A Cat is Fine Too until that route finishes, as it's basically the Wolbach shipping story anyway. 

A Cat is Fine, Too, Two

Sometimes, Kazuma sort of forgot that Aqua had a maxed-out strength stat. When he woke up the next day short a tooth, he resolved not to forget it again.

“Hey Megumin, hasn’t it been a while since you went home?” Kazuma at dinner the next day.

“I don’t know, Pervzuma. I feel like this is my home now. Don’t you agree, Darkness?” Megumin said, sipping at her spoonful of soup.

“Yes, this has truly become my home as well, Megumin. Kazutrash, will you pass the rol...

January 2023 Patreon Poll!

It's time to choose a new fic to get an update or two! New year, so everything is fair game. Vote for what you want to see! And let's finish a fic or two this year...

12 Days of Chris-Mas, Audio Version.

The full version with sprite art is coming. But for now, I wanted to torture you all. 

Work Smarter, Not Harder

Well, everyone's favorite shipping fic won. So, now we have to decide: Which girl will win!? We'll give it to Monday to decide. 

Merry Chris-mas!

As a special bonus, this month not one, but TWO fics can win! Vote early and vote often! Poll ends December 2nd. 

October Poll for November Chapters

Vote for what you want! I'll do my best to deliver a high quality chapters.

October Patreon Chapter Poll

It's time for another patreon only poll! Voting will close on the 7th, so make sure to vote early and often! As a reminder, I'm taking off stories that won last month, so no This Goddess Must Be Crazy or Work Smarter Not Harder for this month. 

Wake Me When September Begins Poll

It's late, but it's here! The September Patreon bonus chapter poll!

July Bonus Chapter!

The Luna Route is off to the betas, and there's only a week left this month. Which means it's time for another poll! Vote for your favorites, and hopefully we don't have another tie. 

June Chapter Poll

Since I actually published May's chapter, now it's time for a new poll! Vote on what you want updated. 

May Bonus Chapter Poll

It turns out you can't edit a poll in progress, but no one voted anyway so I remade it.