therealwillwood

Live Video - Mr. Capgras

Live Video: Biblical Times Dinner Theater

From "Slouching Towards Branson," performed in Sacramento, CA

6up 5oh Copout Pro/Con (w/band) - House of Independents, Asbury Park NJ

Tickets to the first ever full-size Tapeworms tour available on willwood.net

Your Merch Discount Code!

Hi there folks!

Here's your monthly merch discount code! It's good for $5 off your whole order!

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TIER3APR25

Thanks for the support - enjoy!

Your Pre-Sale Code

Hello Emily. Wanna get tickets to this summer's tour before the unwashed riffraff, philistine undesirables, and ragged plebeian yokels?

Well you can do that, and guard your dignity. If you are as above the shameless rabble as your status as Patron of Conté declares, you can use the code "yukonyoink" to get ticket access starting Wednesday April 2nd at 10AM your time, two days before the godless ogres who comprise the filthy masses. Those cannon-fodder lepers and mangle...

Update Regarding Billing & Content

Howdy folks,

Sorry if I'm causing confusion by having yet another update on the situation with the upcoming re-launch, but the relentless torrent of new to-dos and incessant presentation of surprise hurdles has hobbled me. My efficiency is kneecapped and my proficiency is funny-boned.

And to make matters worse: Poor me, I'm going to Turks and Caicos. My sincerest apologies to anyone who may be affected, but I hope that my audience will accept that I have done ever...

éalú headed to ComicCon Dublin

If you'd like to learn more about the project and meet my friend Ivan (dir. Tomcat Disposables), the éalú booth will be on the 2nd floor of the Convention Center Dublin in the Game Room from 9am to 6pm on Saturday and Sunday.

everything in the game was physically built and stop-motion-animated by Ivan, we're really excited to see how it's coming along. stay tuned for more.

Shhhh, don't spread it, just wishlist it.

Development is underway on an entirely hand-built, stop-motion-animated point-and-click puzzle/adventure game where you have the chance to guide a familiar old friend to a happy ending, where something better than cheese may await him in the great outdoors.

There'll be some sneak peeks and demos posted to Tiers 3+ as it goes.

Videos from 2024 tour are underway, billing will resume at the end of the month.

The Billing Pause Will Continue

Hello everyone,

I've been unpacking from the move, all while having to restructure my business completely while I prep The Real Will Wood for distribution, begin the edits on Slouching Towards Branson, ready my catalog for physical distro, worship at the iron temple, and prepare for this summer's 10-year anniversary tour. Trying to have a life while this is happening has left me very little time for my other priorities, such as preparing Patreon content.

I've begun that process th...

Billing is Paused!

Current members will not be charged this month, (no need to cancel or anything!) and content will not be being posted! At the end of the month, I'll update you to let you know what's in store for March and when the Patreon will be up and running again! Thanks everyone, see you later!

January 2025 Livestream Q&A

Tonight at 6pm EST

Question submissions close at 5pm EST

Livestream Q&A Tomorrow Night!

Hello everyone!

I'll be going live via Crowdcast tomorrow night (Saturday 1/25 @ 6pm EST) answering y'all's questions at the link below:

https://www.crowdcast.io/c/wwpj25

This is open to Tier 3 members and up! If you'd like a question answered, check out the Q&A section, and feel free to upvote others' questions that you'd like to see answered to boost it to the top of the list!

Question subm...

Live Video - 6up 5oh Copout (Pro/Con)

Billing Pause Update, Ugh.

So I'm dumb. Very, very, very dumb.

You know how I hit pause and it told me the pause wouldn't start until February 1st? Well I'm dumb, you see. The pause did indeed start.

But I already told you you'd get stuff this month, thinking it was a normal month, and already scheduled it for upload, so while the billing will be resumed so this is indeed a normal month, it looks like some of you got a free month this month.

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2025-01-13 00:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post

HUGE News: You won't believe what I survived (REAL)

Howdy folks. Sorry for the clickbait title, but there's actually some really important info in here and I think a lot of you will be pretty excited by a lot of it.

I’m writing to update y’all on a number of things, unrelated to the upcoming Patreon pause starting February 1st. Although quick reminder, the pause starts February 1st – you don’t have to do anything, you just won’t be charged for that month, and at the end of the month I’ll update you to let you know if we...