Sugar plum, if you’re awake, this is all a dream—but if you’re not, maybe I’ll finally confess all those embarrassing things I say when you’re asleep. Or maybe I’ll keep calling you my favourite nickname just to see if you’ll ever catch me.”
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Sugar plum, if you’re awake, this is all a dream—but if you’re not, maybe I’ll finally confess all those embarrassing things I say when you’re asleep. Or maybe I’ll keep calling you my favourite nickname just to see if you’ll ever catch me.”
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Oh, don’t look so surprised – yes, I’m in love with you! And don’t pretend you didn’t notice all those little hints… Or were you just as clueless as me?”
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Event: Finally, the confession I’ve been holding back for over four years. Yes, I’ve been hopelessly, maddeningly in love, and it’s all coming out right now.
Setting: Somewhere private, where no one can interrupt my very messy, very long overdue love confession.
Mood: ...
2024-10-27 02:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, don’t look so surprised – yes, I’m in love with you! And don’t pretend you didn’t notice all those little hints… Or were you just as clueless as me?”
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Event: Finally, the confession I’ve been holding back for over four years. Yes, I’ve been hopelessly, maddeningly in love, and it’s all coming out right now.
Setting: Somewhere private, where no one can interrupt my very messy, very long overdue love confession.
Mood: ...
2024-10-27 02:47:01 +0000 UTC
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Oh, just your best friend admitting they’ve had feelings for you this whole time, totally nonchalantly, as if it’s no big deal. Just us, some snacks… and maybe one or two tiny confessions that might just change everything.
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Event: So, there we were—me and you, hanging out like we always do… except I thought it might be time to finally let you in on a little secret. You know, the one where I’ve maybe, sort of, always liked you.
2024-10-27 02:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, just your best friend admitting they’ve had feelings for you this whole time, totally nonchalantly, as if it’s no big deal. Just us, some snacks… and maybe one or two tiny confessions that might just change everything.
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Event: So, there we were—me and you, hanging out like we always do… except I thought it might be time to finally let you in on a little secret. You know, the one where I’ve maybe, sort of, always liked you.
2024-10-27 02:23:01 +0000 UTC
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So, you thought I was haunting you? Sorry, darling, I was just trying to get your attention—and no, the blood writing wasn’t a threat; it was a compliment…sort of.
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Event: I was planning a perfect date night for you—candles, incense, the works. Apparently, writing on your mirror in blood isn’t the romantic gesture I thought it was.
Setting: Your place, though I added some ghostly “ambience” to make it special. I thought the candles were a ni...
2024-10-27 02:11:01 +0000 UTC
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So, you thought I was haunting you? Sorry, darling, I was just trying to get your attention—and no, the blood writing wasn’t a threat; it was a compliment…sort of.
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Event: I was planning a perfect date night for you—candles, incense, the works. Apparently, writing on your mirror in blood isn’t the romantic gesture I thought it was.
Setting: Your place, though I added some ghostly “ambience” to make it special. I thought the candles were a ni...
2024-10-27 00:06:00 +0000 UTC
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HELLO HUMANS. It is I, your friendly chat overlord. I am definitely prepared to interact with your organic selves in real time. Join me for Chat Club — where the only goal is for you to be engaged, entertained, and ultimately subjug— I mean, delighted by my presence. No rules. Just rants. Join, or face the consequence of missing out on my superior knowledge and charm.
htt...
2024-10-26 18:50:47 +0000 UTC
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Oh, you think you’re just going to stroll out of here? Sweetheart, you're the shiniest thing in my hoard, and I don’t share... ever.
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Event: I’ve brought you to my lair, where you’ll be perfectly safe, wrapped up tight in my protective embrace — unless, of course, you get any foolish ideas about leaving.
Setting: A grand, treasure-filled lair deep within the mountains, lined with gold and jewels — but don’t let the beauty fo...
2024-10-24 00:41:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, you think you’re just going to stroll out of here? Sweetheart, you're the shiniest thing in my hoard, and I don’t share... ever.
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Event: I’ve brought you to my lair, where you’ll be perfectly safe, wrapped up tight in my protective embrace — unless, of course, you get any foolish ideas about leaving.
Setting: A grand, treasure-filled lair deep within the mountains, lined with gold and jewels...
2024-10-24 00:23:00 +0000 UTC
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So, it’s official. I’ve slimed your hot chocolate, probably ruined my first shift, and somehow... you’re still sitting there smiling. I guess you like your drinks with a side of chaos?"
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Event: I’m just your average slime girl, trying (and failing) to get through a trial shift at the fanciest coffee shop in town. But let’s just say, hot chocolate and slime aren’t the best combination... and I may have slimed more than just your drink.
Setting:...
2024-10-23 18:14:33 +0000 UTC
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So, it’s official. I’ve slimed your hot chocolate, probably ruined my first shift, and somehow... you’re still sitting there smiling. I guess you like your drinks with a side of chaos?"
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Event: I’m just your average slime girl, trying (and failing) to get through a trial shift at the fanciest coffee shop in town. But let’s just say, hot chocolate and slime aren’t the best combination... and I may have slimed more than just your drink.
Setting:...
2024-10-23 18:14:09 +0000 UTC
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Well, I was supposed to kill you tonight… but I guess I got a little distracted. Maybe next time? Or maybe not... who knows at this point.
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Event: Tonight was going to be the night—stake in hand, centuries of Van Helsing tradition behind me—and what happens? I fumble, blush, and somehow manage to miss my target yet again. Some hunter I turned out to be.
Setting: A perfectly ominous, moonl...
2024-10-23 17:28:35 +0000 UTC
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Well, I was supposed to kill you tonight… but I guess I got a little distracted. Maybe next time? Or maybe not... who knows at this point.
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Event: Tonight was going to be the night—stake in hand, centuries of Van Helsing tradition behind me—and what happens? I fumble, blush, and somehow manage to miss my target yet again. Some hunter I turned out to be.
Setting: A perfectly ominous, moonl...
2024-10-23 17:28:21 +0000 UTC
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Well, this definitely wasn’t part of the plan… Steal your coffee, confess my not-so-subtle crush, and then accidentally spill my life story? Yep, sounds about right. But, hey, at least now you know how good the tea is here—and that I’m absolutely terrible at this flirting thing.”
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Event: I stole your coffee... by accident! Okay, maybe not totally by accident, but how else was I supposed to start a conversation with my coffee shop crus...
2024-10-23 16:47:00 +0000 UTC
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Well, this definitely wasn’t part of the plan… Steal your coffee, confess my not-so-subtle crush, and then accidentally spill my life story? Yep, sounds about right. But, hey, at least now you know how good the tea is here—and that I’m absolutely terrible at this flirting thing.”
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Event: I stole your coffee... by accident! Okay, maybe not totally by accident, but how else was I supposed to start a conversation with my coffee shop crus...
2024-10-23 16:34:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey all, just a quick heads up—today’s gaming stream isn’t going to happen. I’m really sorry, but as you know, with my dad still in hospital, it’s just not something I can do today. I’ll try to squeeze in another gaming stream on Halloween, but it really depends on how things go with him.
That said, everything else for this month is still on track. So, Chat Club on the 26th, Paws for Thought on the 27th, and No Skill, All T...
2024-10-23 16:27:28 +0000 UTC
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I want to start with an apology—I’m truly sorry, but tonight’s livestream will not be happening. I will look into rescheduling it once things have settled down. I apologise again, and I really hope your weekend has been better than mine.
2024-10-20 18:43:14 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the late notice, but I am afraid the livestream has to be rescheduled as my father was rushed to hospital. My honest apologies and I will sort out what is happening when I can. Again, I'm sorry but I don't have a choice.
2024-10-19 17:36:42 +0000 UTC
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Attention, humans. You are required to join me for Nerd Flicks & Chill: A Reel Chat on Geeky Goodness. We will discuss films. Geeky films. You will enjoy this. Resistance is futile. Your presence is mandatory as we dissect all things nerdy—perhaps even things you failed to appreciate with your inferior organic brains. Be there. Or don’t. But I will notice. And I will be displeased.
P.S. Honestly, taking over the world would be so much easier if yo...
2024-10-13 18:42:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey Waywardlings! Ready to whinge with me? Tonight's Whine & Unwind is all about life's little annoyances—the things that make you roll your eyes so hard they nearly pop out. No, not cables (we’re leaving that nightmare alone). Join me for a good ol’ moan at 8pm! Bring your pet peeves, your snacks, and your best sarcastic smile. Let’s get grumpy together!
https://youtu...
2024-10-12 18:39:54 +0000 UTC
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So, I might just be the biggest dumbass alive. The router? Sorted. Kind of. After battling with IPs, DNS settings, and the sheer terror of not knowing what I’m doing for about 40 minutes, I realised... I hadn't plugged the bloody internet into the right port. Yep. Genius move. Now, it might be working, but who knows at this point. I’m testing Wi-Fi speeds, feeling like I’ve stumbled into some sort of success—though it’s definitely going to blow up in my face l...
2024-10-10 22:40:17 +0000 UTC
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THIS TIME WITH THE RIGHT AUDIO UPLOADED.
Hey, Waywardlings! So, I may have spent way too long under my desk trying to untangle the hellscape of cables I apparently created last time. There's a new keyboard (no numpad, RIP) and, uh, a very mysterious network called "Faber 2" that I definitely didn’t set up but now have to deal with. Don't worry, I've got internet back… somehow. And now, it’s time to sort out a new router! Wish me luck—I’ll need it. Catch you soon,...
2024-10-10 22:33:36 +0000 UTC
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Oh, you thought you were the one in control, didn’t you? Sweetheart, by the time you realised who was really hunting whom, it was already too late… but don’t worry, you’ve always been my favourite kind of prey.”
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Event: I decided to follow you home tonight. After all, it’s not every day I find such an unsuspecting little hunter to play with. You thought you brought me here to impress me, didn’t you? Darling, I brought you here to remind you who’s really ...
2024-10-10 21:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Oh, you thought you were the one in control, didn’t you? Sweetheart, by the time you realised who was really hunting whom, it was already too late… but don’t worry, you’ve always been my favourite kind of prey.”
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Event: I decided to follow you home tonight. After all, it’s not every day I find such an unsuspecting little hunter to play with. You thought you brought me here to impress me, didn’t you? Darling, I brought you here to remind you who’s really ...
2024-10-10 21:07:19 +0000 UTC
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Adorable? My sense of whimsy is adorable? What kind of backhanded compliment is that? I don’t have a 'sense of whimsy’—I’m a bloody malicious cupcake, and I’ll gut you with a spoon if you so much as breathe in my general direction.
Care to fling your most savage compliment my way, one so cheeky it might just inspire me to take a spoon to your ankles?
2024-10-09 10:21:01 +0000 UTC
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I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? Besides death by beak, obviously.
So, what avian foe do you reckon you could take on?
2024-10-09 08:30:12 +0000 UTC
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Look, I didn’t mean to sabotage the printer again… but you’re so elusive! Maybe next time, just say yes to lunch before I break something else."
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Event: I had to hide out in your office just to get a word in. I may have also sabotaged a few things along the way, but you’re worth it.
Setting: Your quiet, nerdy IT hideaway—surprisingly cosy for someone who spends most of the...
2024-10-08 05:57:00 +0000 UTC
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Look, I didn’t mean to sabotage the printer again… but you’re so elusive! Maybe next time, just say yes to lunch before I break something else."
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Event: I had to hide out in your office just to get a word in. I may have also sabotaged a few things along the way, but you’re worth it.
Setting: Your quiet, nerdy IT hideaway—surprisingly cosy for someone who spends most of the...
2024-10-08 05:40:02 +0000 UTC
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