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REPOST - Welcome to the Neighbourhood, Please Die Quietly - F4A - Horror - You Asked Too Many Questions, Now Look

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You stuck your nose where it didn’t belong. I admire that. Reckless, but impressive. I watched you pull at threads like you knew what you were doing, and now, here we are — face to face. You thought you were onto a conspiracy. What you found was older, hungrier, far more interested in you than you realised. And I think you’ll do quite nicely, once the blood stops pouring and the panic wears off. You were never going to get away. But I’ll ma...

Congratulations, You’re My Worst Nightmare - F4A - Urban Fantasy Crime - Grumpy Detective Meets the City’s First Vampire Detective

I didn’t ask for this. I don’t want a partner, and I especially don’t want you. You’re a walking PR stunt with a heartbeat that’s long since stopped, and I’m the detective they keep around because I make headlines, not friends. But the captain made it clear: I work with you, or I’m out. And of course, our first case just happens to be a Jack the Ripper copycat. Except you say it’s not a copycat, don’t you? And you’d know. You were there.

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Knock Knock, Who Isn’t There? - F4A - Horror Romance - A Charming Neighbour Reveals Her Deadly Secret

You left the door open again, darling. What were you expecting, honestly? That no one would come in? That nothing would notice? I did call out. I really did. But you never answer, do you? Not unless I make the walls knock or the pipes scream. I told you this flat wasn’t haunted. But you never asked about me. I don’t want the flat. I want you. I’ve waited so long. And now you’re here. You called it home. That makes you mine.

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I Hired You to Solve a Problem, Now I Am One - F4A - Crime Comedy - A Corgi Assassination Plot and a Whole Lot of Flirting

You showed up late, and I almost walked. Almost. But then I saw your face and my brain short-circuited. I’m a cop. Allegedly. You’re a criminal. Probably. We should not be doing this. But here I am, flirting with you like it’s my job, and maybe it is. I wanted to hire you for something clean, quiet, subtle. And now all I want is to kiss you. Or arrest you. Or both. I’ve lost track. The target is a dog. The threat is you. The real crime is how badly I want this to go wrong.

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Too Close for Comfort Food - F4A - Cosy Supernatural - From Cold and Hangry to Yours

You came here looking for something. A thrill. A fix. A way out. And I know that, even if you won’t say it out loud. I’ve seen so many people walk through this door, but none of them ever looked at me the way you just did. Like you already knew me. Like you remembered. So let’s skip the small talk, shall we? Let me give you a life you never had. A better one. One where you’re the hero, the lover, the one who mattered. Just sit down. Don’t look so scared. This is what you wanted. Isn...

My Heart is a Haunted House - F4A - Supernatural Horror - A Spirit Traps You in a Promise You Forgot

You said you’d marry me. You took my hand and said it, soft as a secret. I kept it, tucked it in my heart while it stopped beating. You forgot. She stole you. And I died loving you. But I found a way back. I bled for the spell, I stitched it with names and vows, and now look where we are. Here, where it began. The room is cold, I know. But love makes a fine fire, if you stop wriggling. I just need you to remember. Just say it again, and I’ll let you breathe.

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You Invited Me In, Remember? - F4A - Supernatural Horror - Polite Monster Plays With Their Food

You opened your door to me, so willingly. Such a simple act, so ordinary, yet so delicious. I came expecting dinner, but now I find myself lingering. You hide well for someone so sweet. A curious little morsel, unreadable, not quite mortal. And I, a polite guest with a taste for blood, am not quite ready to feed. You’ve made yourself interesting. Now the question is, will you run... or will you stay long enough to become something more?

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A Twin Thing You Wouldn’t Understand - F4A - Psychological Horror - The Twin Who Shouldn’t Have You But Takes You Anyway

I told you to drink your water. You did, because you trust her. You always trust her. But I'm not her, and you should have seen it by now. I'm the good twin, the one who’s always been there, the one who loves you. I did everything right. I dressed like her, talked like her, smelled like her, and you still didn't see me. But you will. Once I get you home, you’ll understand. You’ll see how much fairer the world is without her in it.

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Yes, I'm a Koala, No, I Won't Let Go - F4A - Domestic Slice of Life - I’ll Cling Until I Pass Out and Then Cling More

I wasn’t asleep. I swear I wasn’t asleep. Just like you’re not late, right? You’re never late, and I wasn’t asleep. Except I was. But only because you weren’t here, and I missed you, and my body gave up. I waited as long as I could. Just sit down, please, before I start crying or building a fort out of emotional instability and sofa cushions. I want to hold you. I want to feel your weight next to me. Everything’s a mess right now, but you’re here, and for tonight, that’s eno...

I Definitely Wasn’t Waiting at the Door - F4A - Wholesome Romance - I’ve Missed You and It Shows

I wasn’t waiting at the door. I wasn’t. I mean, I was, but not in a weird way. It’s just... I heard your key and I knew it was you and my heart did that ridiculous thing and then you walked in and you were wet and quiet and I could just tell something was wrong and suddenly I was hugging you and talking too much and now I'm soaked and you're still not smiling and I'm worried and I love you and I don’t know how to stop spinning. You don’t have to say anything. Just ...

How to Get Murdered in Three Easy Steps - F4A - Noir Flirtation - The Boss’s Daughter Has Been Watching You

You’re in my seat. That’s how it begins.
You give me that look, the one that’s worked for you before, and I let you think it’s working again. I let you offer the drink, the compliments, the charm. I let you believe this is just a bit of harmless flirtation between two bored strangers in a bar.
But here’s the truth, darling.
You’ve walked into a room you don’t own, sat in a seat that isn’t yours, and caught the eye of the one girl you should never flirt with.
I’m ...

The Conscience Was a Mistake - F4A - Fantasy Comedy - Trying to Be Good While Plotting Patricide

You were drunk, I was desperate, and somehow we’re getting married. Not really married. Just fake married. For a murder plot. It’s complicated. You’re not supposed to be attractive or kind or make me feel guilty for manipulating you into this. You’re supposed to be... evil. Or at least morally flexible. But no, I got stuck with the conscience-having adventurer who names stolen corgis and gives me feelings I cannot afford.

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Avoiding You Gently - F4A - Office Romance - Confession Backfires in the Best Way

I wasn’t going to say anything. I was going to come in, say hi, or nothing at all really, and then walk out like a normal person who definitely has not been actively avoiding you for months because of a completely professional, very appropriate crush. But then Mickey opened his big romantic mouth and now I’m standing in your office, saying... whatever this is. I like you. I have liked you. Since the coffee. Since you smiled at me. Since I drank coffee just to keep talking to you. I don’...

The Stranger in Your Own Skin - F4A - Psychological Sci Fi - A Voice That Knows You Too Well

You came here looking for something. A thrill. A fix. A way out. And I know that, even if you won’t say it out loud. I’ve seen so many people walk through this door, but none of them ever looked at me the way you just did. Like you already knew me. Like you remembered. So let’s skip the small talk, shall we? Let me give you a life you never had. A better one. One where you’re the hero, the lover, the one who mattered. Just sit down. Don’t look so scared. This is what you wanted. Isn...

Something Warm in You - F4A - Psychological Horror Romance - Nightmare Demon Develops Feelings They Shouldn’t

They were never meant to matter. I was created to bring fear, not warmth. I watch the cracks in their mind widen, feel their heartbeat quicken in my presence, and still I falter. I should have dragged them deeper into the dark, twisted their dreams into something they would beg to escape. But I tasted something soft in them, something ruinous. Now I am caught between what I am and what I should never feel. They have stepped through the door, and I must send them back... or I will never let th...

I Hope You Know This Is All Your Fault - F4A - Slice of Life - Love Hurts When You Have to Get Up

I tell myself I hate your warmth. I whisper it into the space between us like a charm to ward off how much I want to stay wrapped around you. Your arms, your sleepy smile, the way you breathe against my skin — I hate all of it. At least, that is what I say. Because if I let myself admit the truth, I will never leave. And I have to. I have to. Just not yet. Not for five more minutes.

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I convince myself I hate yo...

Guess Who Didn’t Die (Yet)

Hi. First post in forever.
Tried to move, nearly died.
Won a fight with moisturiser instead.

Anyway. I’m back. Sort of. Thanks for still being here.

You Love My Freckles - F4A - Romance - And I’m Trying to Believe You

Okay. Okay no. This is definitely a dream. You’re not really here. You didn’t really stay the night. You definitely didn’t kiss me. And you absolutely didn’t see my freckles, because I would be six feet underground from embarrassment if you had, and I’m clearly not, so... oh god, you did, didn’t you? You kissed them?? You’re still kissing them?? Stop that! I mean don’t, but also do, but also I can’t breathe when you do that. Oh no...

My Cuddle Furnace - F4A - Romance - A Vampire Finds Warmth in You

I wasn’t always like this. Clingy. Cuddly. Desperate for warmth like a starved creature pawing at the light. But centuries of cold does something to a person, even one like me. You walked in and I felt something I had forgotten even had a name. Warmth. Now I’m wrapped around you like a second skin, and I don’t think I can let go. I won’t drain you... I’ll just keep stealing this warmth. Gently. Lovingly. Over and over until I feel alive again.

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My Cuddle Furnace - F4A - Romance - A Vampire Finds Warmth in You

I wasn’t always like this. Clingy. Cuddly. Desperate for warmth like a starved creature pawing at the light. But centuries of cold does something to a person, even one like me. You walked in and I felt something I had forgotten even had a name. Warmth. Now I’m wrapped around you like a second skin, and I don’t think I can let go. I won’t drain you... I’ll just keep stealing this warmth. Gently. Lovingly. Over and over until I feel alive again.

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Saying It Too Much - F4A - Comfort - Because I Want You to Know

Maybe I do say it too often. Maybe I wear the words thin from overuse. But if I don’t say it, will you forget? Will your doubts take up all the space where love should be? I see the way you flinch when I call you wonderful, the way you deflect and joke and hide behind that tired smile. So I say it again. And again. Until the words stick, until you believe them. Because I love you. And I’d rather repeat myself forever than risk you ever forgetting it.

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Saying It Too Much - F4A - Comfort - Because I Want You to Know

Maybe I do say it too often. Maybe I wear the words thin from overuse. But if I don’t say it, will you forget? Will your doubts take up all the space where love should be? I see the way you flinch when I call you wonderful, the way you deflect and joke and hide behind that tired smile. So I say it again. And again. Until the words stick, until you believe them. Because I love you. And I’d rather repeat myself forever than risk you ever forgetting it.

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You Love My Freckles - F4A - Romance - And I’m Trying to Believe You

Okay. Okay no. This is definitely a dream. You’re not really here. You didn’t really stay the night. You definitely didn’t kiss me. And you absolutely didn’t see my freckles, because I would be six feet underground from embarrassment if you had, and I’m clearly not, so... oh god, you did, didn’t you? You kissed them?? You’re still kissing them?? Stop that! I mean don’t, but also do, but also I can’t breathe when you do that. Oh no...

Please Catch Me - F4A - Romance - Trusting You With My Heart

I keep telling myself I’m not afraid. That I can let you in. That I can love you without flinching. But the truth is... I’m terrified. Not of love, no. Of losing it. Of losing you. I’ve fallen already, hard and hopeless, and now I’m suspended in that breathless place between hope and disaster. I’m begging the universe, quietly and without pride...please catch me. Please stay. Because if you walk away like the rest of them, I don’t know if I’ll know how to feel again. 2025-08-05 20:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post

You Make Me Swoon - F4A - Romance - Blushing Over My Favourite Dork

You think I don’t mean it, don’t you? That I’m just saying nice things because I feel sorry for you, or I’m trying to make you feel better. No. No, darling. I’m saying it because it’s true. Because I look at you and I get this ridiculous, fizzy, swoony feeling like butterflies are staging a rave in my chest. You’re gorgeous and soft and real and funny and you, and I would fight your doubts with a spoon if I had to. So I’m staying. Right here. With my big ridiculous he...

You Look So Cosy in Your Little Cage - F4A - Dark Romance - You Can’t Stay Hidden Forever

You look so comfortable here. So sweet in your little cottage, playing house like you belong in this quiet life. You thought they could hide you from me. You thought you could leave me dead and grieving while they turned you into someone else. Darling, there was no trace. None. And that’s what gave you away. I’ve hacked their bugs, I’ve broken their plan, and now I’m here to bring you home. You don’t need this lie anymore. You need me. You’ve always needed me.

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The Porcelain Identity - F4A - Slice of Life - A Mug with an Identity Crisis

I dropped him. I mourned him. I may have screamed into a cupboard. And now he’s back. But he’s not Dave. He’s Tarquin. Who is Tarquin? Why does he have Dave’s body? Why is no one else alarmed? Honestly, I just want to drink my tea in peace without a full psychological thriller playing out on the kitchen counter.

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I’m not spiralling, I’m processing. Loudly. With tea. And maybe a ...

Stolen Glances - F4A - Romance - What Happens When You Finally Say It

I always laugh it off. Always. I tease, I deflect, I make a joke or say something annoying so you’ll stop asking. But not this time. Because you saw it. The way I looked at you, not just with affection, not with friendship, with love. Want. Longing. And maybe I’m tired of hiding it. Maybe I want you to see it. Maybe I want you to feel it. So ask me again. Just ask… and this time I won’t run.

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I d...

One Hand for Holding, One for Flailing - F4A - Romance - Anxiously Ever After

I tried to write you a letter. I really did. I even used a fountain pen and everything, but it just... I couldn't. My brain wouldn't let me. And now here I am — talking a million miles an hour, making a total fool of myself, trying to say the things that got tangled in my chest. We made up. I know we did. I know we're fine. But I don’t feel fine yet, and I need you to know that I love you too much to just pretend nothing happened. Even if this is awkward. Especially because it’...

Let the Doubt Stand at the Door - F4A - Comfort - Reassurance for the Emotionally Overwhelmed

I know it’s late. I know you're quiet, curled in on yourself like the world has collapsed again, but I don’t need you to speak. Not tonight. Just listen. Let me say all the things you’ve forgotten, all the things you won’t let yourself believe. You are enough, even now. Especially now. I can’t fix what’s broken, but I can hold you in all your ruin and whisper until you stop flinching from love. You don’t have to be perfect. You don’t even have to be okay. You just have to be h...