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Our DARKLANDS Award Winning Podcast - Audio

From OUR SHOW WINNING AN AWARD, to chastity devices getting stuck before travel security to GOING TO DARKLANDS FESTIVAL!!! Today's pod is an eventful one and a reminder why you always have a spare chastity key on hand...

AFTERPOD: We will be back to the afterpod next week. It was just a long trip and timing was not on our side!

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How To Prep for Sex Conventions! - Video

Off to London we go and then Antwerp right after for DARKALANDS! One of our favorite events as well as the biggest sex conventions in the world. How do we prep and what do you pack!? This week we answer all your questions convention related!

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How To Prep for Sex Conventions! - Audio

Off to London we go and then Antwerp right after for DARKALANDS! One of our favorite events as well as the biggest sex conventions in the world. How do we prep and what do you pack!? This week we answer all your questions convention related!

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Early Acess - Try Not To Laugh Kink Edition

From kinky DND to jokes only kinksters will appreciate. This weeks video is all about laughs because I think we could all use a few. ❤️

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CURIOUS KINKS - 6

Early access babyyyyyy for this week's youtube video! Enjoy us reacting to your curious kinks and secret kink confessions!

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Whats next for Porn under 2025 - With Mike Stabille

This week's pod is very political, but very important. We sit down to discuss sex work with the FSC (Free speech coalition). From porn, to sex work in the future to protecting yourself and your kinky lives. Mike is an absolute gem, we have fun, good and laugh but talk very seriously about what might happen to LGBTQ lifestyles, porn and beyond!

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Whats next for Porn under 2025 - With Mike Stabille - Video

This week's pod is very political, but very important. From porn, to sex work in the future to protecting yourself and your kinky lives. Mike is an absolute gem, we have fun, good and laugh but talk very seriously about what might happen to LGBTQ lifestyles, porn and beyond!

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A few moments in the pod Mike refers to the queer community as the LGB or LGBQ. On top of back to back flights and just being off one before this pod, the freudian slip here is due to having to deal with, read and testify against the paperworks actively removing the T. mike and FSC are always and will continue to fight for their trans workers as well. Apologies for this as its an unintended slip on Mikes part.

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Amp Birthday Borat Bathhouse Special - Vid

From Borat bathing suits to birthday Q and A's. Amp is older and we should talk about that!

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Amp Birthday Borat Bathhouse Special - Audio

From Borat bathing suits to birthday Q and A's. Amp is older and we should talk about that!

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Two Himbos take the BDSM Test!

Come join the himbo boys as Amp and Sampson take the BDSM test to see if it makes sense, and predicts who they are or if this is just silly pseudoscience for fun and giggles! This is intended for educational purposes!

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Grammy Gags and Chekhov's Pussy Pistol

The Grammy gags, Gaga, Beyonce Chappell Roan and crotch grabs galore! That and we talk philosphy kind of? DADDY IS BACK BABBYYYYYYY!!! So nice to be in the same room this week for Amp's Birthday!

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Grammy Gags and Chekhov's Pussy Pistol

The Grammy gags, Gaga, Beyonce Chappell Roan and crotch grabs galore! That and we talk philosphy kind of? DADDY IS BACK BABBYYYYYYY!!! So nice to be in the same room this week for Amp's Birthday!

Video coming this afternoon.

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Porn Permabans Incoming and Soapy Piss Parties - Audio

Today we have another London world encompassing pod. We cover some politics updates on executive orders, want to make space for some laughs, discuss the best parts (and sexy times) in London for Daddy, and talk about multiple hands free coming sessions Amp enjoyed this week!

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Porn Permabans Incoming and Soapy Piss Parties - Video

Today we have another London world encompassing pod. We cover some politics updates on executive orders, want to make space for some laughs, discuss the best parts (and sexy times) in London for Daddy, and talk about multiple hands free coming sessions Amp enjoyed this week!

EDITING NOTE: The app we are using Riverside HAAATTTEEESSSS however kristofer is using it and it totally bugs out on some video clips. Back to the regular pod next week promise~! <3

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Silicone Suits in London and Tom of Finland Fiasco

Daddy is off in London, attneding fetish fairs, teaching classes on social media and galavanting the globe in silicone! That and a small update about Tom of Finland has us making the most of this stressful week. We're here, we see you, we are holding space for a few laughs and serious talks.

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Silicone Suits in London and Tom of Finland Fiasco

Daddy is off in London, attneding fetish fairs, teaching classes on social media and galavanting the globe in silicone! That and a small update about Tom of Finland has us making the most of this stressful week. We're here, we see you, we are holding space for a few laughs and serious talks.

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Maga Loads and MAL Judge Drama

MAL or Mid-Atlantic Leather is a huge leather and kink weekend and one of our favorite social events! From maga roleplayers on sniffies to pissing in diapers, it was quite the weekend of leather, lace, kink and spaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeeee! Did you go? Did you have fun?

Also so sorry for the delay. Amp has been recovering from being sick.

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Maga Loads and MAL Judge Drama Vid

MAL or Mid-Atlantic Leather is a huge leather and kink weekend and one of our favorite social events! From maga roleplayers on sniffies to pissing in diapers, it was quite the weekend of leather, lace, kink and spaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeeee! Did you go? Did you have fun?

Also so sorry for the delay. Amp has been recovering from being sick.

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Honey Scam and Honeypotting!

From the Honey App scam and the changing creator marketplace to tricky honeypots and honey pot? Also what kink would Winnie The Pooh be into? See you all at MAL this week!

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Honey Scam and Honeypotting!

From the Honey App scam and the changing creator marketplace to tricky honeypots and honey pot? Also what kink would Winnie The Pooh be into? See you all at MAL this week!

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AFTERPOD QUESTIONS 2025

Ask your Afterpod enquiries below!!!!

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Sexiest Things of 2024 and NEW YEARS Resolutions - Audio

From top sex toys, to top sexy movies to things we're going to leave in 2024. HAPPY NEW QUEER EVERYONE! And welcome to the new year full of new fun sexy things. Today's pod covers all our favorite sexy things from last year and our kinky resolutions

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Sexiest Things of 2024 and NEW YEARS Resolutions - Audio

From top sex toys, to top sexy movies to things we're going to leave in 2024. HAPPY NEW QUEER EVERYONE! And welcome to the new year full of new fun sexy things. Today's pod covers all our favorite sexy things from last year and our kinky resolutions

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The #1 Problem with Relationships in 2024

From boner issues to lack of today’s word: COMMUNICATION!!!! What are the most googled issues that face “most” relationships? Is it kink related? Is it about exploring? Or do people just suck at making commitments. And WHATS UP WITH DARKLANDS!?!

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The #1 Problem with Relationships in 2024 Vid

From boner issues to lack of today’s word: COMMUNICATION!!!! What are the most googled issues that face “most” relationships? Is it kink related? Is it about exploring? Or do people just suck at making commitments. And WHATS UP WITH DARKLANDS!?!

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KINKTOKs The Cured Our Seasonal Depression~

EARLY ACCESS (and extra content) for this weeks TikTok reaction video! Complete with zero ads and some holiday cheer!

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Sneak Peak! More unfiltered salon!

Another one of our unfiltered salons for You towatch where this time we have action items You can do!

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Sex Workers React to Lily Phillips Sex With 100 Men In A Day - Video

Getting railed by 100 men in a row sounds daunting, but what do we think about it as sex workers who would never do it? From safety, to organizing, to not knowing about how HIV works, to just being generally cringe at times. Was this good sex work? Was it bad sex work? Is this safe for anyone to do let alone to do 1000 people next time? What do you think?

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Sex Workers React to Lily Phillips Sex With 100 Men In A Day - Video

Getting railed by 100 men in a row sounds daunting, but what do we think about it as sex workers who would never do it? From safety, to organizing, to not knowing about how HIV works, to just being generally cringe at times. Was this good sex work? Was it bad sex work? Is this safe for anyone to do let alone to do 1000 people next time? What do you think?

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Kinky Christmas Traditions That Scare Us - Vid

From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you go... huh!?!?!?!!?!?

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