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Update

So I got sick again, I'm now recovered but unable to get the time away from humans to record new content at the moment. Rest assured last month's missing serial drama episode will be coming ASAP followed shortly by the next round of sonnets

As always thank you for your patience

GED xxx

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Comfort Audio - Stress Does Not Define You

This month we focus on those feelings of stress, either intense or background, and help to overcome them.

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Let me help you up

The view from the top of the tree is beautiful.

You can see the whole valley.

And there should be room enough for two, if we hold each other close

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 22

Mr. Collins finally finds a girl who likes "Nice Guys"...

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Shakespeare's Sonnets 121-129

Shakespeare defends himself against his accusers, philosophises on Love and Time, and finally we meet the enigmatic 'Dark Lady'

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Vault the fence with me

The barn is always empty at this time.

Run through the field with me and fall into the hay.

Let me feel free again. With the wind and the sun and the grass.

Be my freedom today.

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"A bay leaf?"

I asked.

You nodded. "Aren't they the most beautiful things? You wouldn't notice the plant in passing. It just sits there, growing slowly, but just one of the tiny things it makes can subtly transform anything it touches."

I thought about it for a second. "And that reminds you of me?"

"Entirely" you smiled. I gazed at that smile, and couldn't help but kiss it

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Lie down by me

Let's talk through the night.

Put your hand in mine, don't let go until morning.

We need fear nothing. There is nothing here but beauty.

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Gray's Land - Episode 2

Your lawyer returns to you, and it's not good news.

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Comfort Audio - Embracing Your Dreams, Discarding Your Nightmares

This months comfort audio is a motivational one - we look at the concept of 'giving up on your dreams' and how to differentiate between positive goals and negative weight.

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Delays and Appologies

Dear Ones, Darlings, and Dearest Darlings,


Just to inform you about the state of things with me. As you may know, I had strep throat at the beginning of this month which was shortly followed by a swollen Epiglottis (which sounds much dodgier than it is!). In addition, some drama that flared up on Twitter led to me having to take a bit of a break from content creation. All these things combined have made this a very difficult month - and I apologise for how long it's taken to ...

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 21

Jane receives a letter from London which distresses her. Mr. Collins turns his attention towards Lizzy's BFF.

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Shakespeare's Sonnets: 110-120

Shakespeare has been unfaithful to the Fair Youth and desperately tries to reingratiate himself with a series of poems accusing himself and finding wilder and wilder excuses.


Includes the famous Sonnet 116 - "Let me not to the marriage of true minds..."

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Handling Baggage - Episode 8

Thank you all so much for your patience. Here is the final - 'let up' - episode of Handling Baggage which should tie everything up before we move on to our next series in force.

It's been such a pleasure making this series for you, and something of a journey of discovery for me, being the first time I have tried such a thing purely on my own. I've learned loads, and can't wait to apply all that to all the other series I have coming for you all.


Love


GED...

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Gray's Land - Episode 1

Before we have the Finale of Handling Baggage I want to give you the first part of a brand new serial drama. An Enemies to Lovers legal drama sees you as the accused, and me as your state appointed lawyer...

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Comfort Audio: Soothing You To Sleep After a Nightmare

This months comfort audio is designed specifically to help you when you wake up from a nightmare.  The end of it includes a sleep loop that along with the BGM slowly fades out as you fall back to sleep.

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 20

Mrs Bennet tries to convince Lizzie to marry Mr. Collins, and seeks Mr. Bennet's help...


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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 19

In which we find out that Mr. Collins is such a #NiceGuy that he refuses to accept Lizzy is rejecting him.

FIVE times!

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Shakespeare's Sonnets 100-109

I thought's we'd already reached the peak of Shakespeare's simping.

Seems I was wrong.

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Handling Baggage - Episode 7

What was on that USB Stick? Why are our bags the same? Was our meeting really chance?


Why do you even like me?

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 18

The Netherfield ball finally arrives, and Elizabeth finds herself caught between Collins, Darcy and her own family.

Still, mustn't grumble?

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Commissions finally open

Thank you all for your patience in this. I am now open for commissions. You can find my commission form here: https://forms.gle/yZbnc6qFhsW2VvWE8

Those who subscribe to my Patreon at the Dearest Darling level can expect a 10% discount on all commission orders. xx

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Comfort Audio - Overcome Your Exam Stress

Exam season is coming up and whether you are facing exams or still have hang ups from when you did, this audio is designed to help you overcome and move past the stress and anxiety that you have.

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Shakespeare's Sonnets: 91-99

Things are clearly not all well between the bard and his 'Fair Youth'. Shakespeare ruminates on slights, real or imagined that the beloved may have done him and compares them with various flowers and seasons.


One less sonnet than usual this week as 100-103 are four linked sonnets and want to give them to you all at once.

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Sonnets coming very soon

Hey everyone. Very quick update to say this month's sonnets will be with you very soon, just has a bit of a delay due to technical issues x

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 17

{With apologies for the delay, was due to a hard drive crash!}

Lizzy and Jane discuss the revelations about Mr. Darcy that Wickham made and receive invitations to the Netherfield Ball. Lizzy realises what Mr. Collins' intentions towards her are...

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Handling Baggage. Episode 6

Outside your door in the pouring rain. As the thunder peels in the background, we finally confess...

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Comfort Audio - You Are, And Always Will Be, Enough

This months comfort audio looks at feelings of inadequacy and co-dependency, helps you comfort your inner child and ends with some wholesome mDom. Seriously.

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Bonus Car Improv - Rest Of Our Lives

For years I've been trapped in a verbally and psychologically abusive marriage. Finally escaping it - you - my best friend offer to help me move. As the car drives down the road to my parents' house and the sound of all my possessions clatter in the back, confessions occur that signal may be the start of something new.

I recorded this just on my phone whilst driving so the quality obviously isn't great, but hopefully is good enough xx

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Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 16

In this 25 minute long chapter we finally are properly introduced to the seductive voice of Mr. George Wickham, and likely understand why Elizabeth is so quickly enamoured of him...

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