🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
Episode seven, "The Red Sowing" turns dragon-fire into a charbroiled, bastardly audition and the dragons are extremely selective. 'Tis bold, brutal, and quite unhinged, but reminds u...
2025-12-17 19:48:26 +0000 UTC
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We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is. Tonight’s course? Episodes 11 & 12, flambéed in vengeance and spiced with a dash of madness. Revenge simmers, pigs feast, and the masks finally slip 🐷🔥
Please like, comment, hype, stream, scream - help us spread Hannibal's charm across the algorithm!!!! 😉
2025-12-16 19:39:34 +0000 UTC
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We were deeply saddened to hear of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele's passing, as we truly loved them and all the happiness they've brought us all over the years.
In honor of Rob's incredible legacy and the joy THE PRINCESS BRIDE has brought to so many, we’ve moved our reaction from the $10 PIPING HOT TEA TIER into the FREE TIER for a few days that way everyone can enjoy. As you wish, Rob — thank you for the magic 💛
2025-12-15 22:31:51 +0000 UTC
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Our IT: WELCOME TO DERRY finale reaction is officially live on YouTube, and if you have it in your petty, spooky hearts, we’d love for you to pop over and give the YT cut some love, Pumpkins!
If you’re down to clown, like, comment, stream, scream, float, and help send this chapter off properly, it truly means the world to us (and pennywise who will literally eat you) 🤡🖤
Thank you for being the ones who float with us first, loudest, and hardest. We’re sad to s...
2025-12-15 18:20:26 +0000 UTC
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈
❄️🔥 In episode eight, "Winter Fire," the clown has danced IT's final dance (on thin ice) and we could not have asked for a better ending to this chapter. We laughed, we cried, bits of our soul actually died, but we float onward… forever changed 🎈❤️🩹<...
2025-12-15 09:01:44 +0000 UTC
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Pumpkins, our Scrooged (1988) YouTube edit is LIVE!!! We’d love if you helped us spread a little Christmas fear...erhm, cheer in the comments! Like, hype, stream, scream! Haunt the algorithm like the Ghost of Christmas future is on your heels! 😈✨
As always, thank you for haunting the holiday season with us! 👻🎄❄️
2025-12-14 18:44:31 +0000 UTC
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🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
In episode six, the “Smallfolk” are feeling even smaller and they're completely fed up (AND SO ARE WE!) The realm is hungry and fully fraying a...
2025-12-14 05:15:29 +0000 UTC
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🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
In episode five, “Regent,” the vibes are quite bad and everyone thinks they should be running the realm (color us shocked!) Power is shifting an...
2025-12-14 00:20:37 +0000 UTC
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We will not accept a life we do not deserve and the life we do deserve is one where YOU binge Ti West’s holy trinity in one glorious sitting with us. That’s right, Pumpkins: X, Pearl, & MAXXXINE, served back-to-back-to-back in one sinful, sexy, star-studded commentary spectacular! AND because it’s the season of giving (and unboxing), we’re topping it all off with a very special bonus: opening our A24 Pearl tree topper, because nothing says Christmas like honoring Mother at the to...
2025-12-13 20:14:04 +0000 UTC
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We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
Baby, let the gaymes BEGIN 🏒🔥
2025-12-12 22:23:09 +0000 UTC
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BAH HUMBUG It’s the season of giving (unless you’re Frank Cross) but lucky for y’all...we’re not! We're bringing in the holiday season with a first time watch of SCROOGED, a dark and twisted classic Christmas tale of ghosts, gaggery and most importantly... growth! 🎄👻✨❤️🎶
2025-12-12 15:56:05 +0000 UTC
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Pack your bags and grab your fanciest faux furs as we check into the Grandhotel Pupp for this ($5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER: PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST-TIME WATCH) of LAST HOLIDAY! The glitz is giving glamorous gowns, the dinners are divine and Queen Latifah is serving us cheers AND tears as we accompany her on this fun and festive journey we will not soon forget 🎄❤️🎁
2025-12-11 01:26:57 +0000 UTC
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We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
Baby, let the gaymes BEGIN 🏒🔥
2025-12-09 07:16:18 +0000 UTC
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We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
Baby, let the gaymes BEGIN 🏒🔥
2025-12-09 04:52:33 +0000 UTC
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We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
Baby, let the gaymes BEGIN 🏒🔥
2025-12-09 04:10:53 +0000 UTC
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🎈 We survived the saddest episode of Welcome to Derry so far, and somehow turned our emotional collapse into a YouTube friendly edit (or the more-swallowable version of our pain)
If you want to support the channel and give this one a boost, we’d love for you to click over, drop a like, comment, stream, scream or just witness the evil take hold of the cozy little town we've grown to love... and hate 🔥💔
2025-12-08 18:39:42 +0000 UTC
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈
In episode seven “The Black Spot,” the true horror that resides within Derry rears IT's ugly head. This episode pulls no punches... history, hate, hurt, haunting, all balled up into one terror fueled hour of television. Grab some tissues and your emotional support balloon... I...
2025-12-08 09:37:11 +0000 UTC
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Petty Pumpkins, the ghosts have spoken… and CRIMSON PEAK has officially been UNVAULTED! 🎉🏰🩸
That means this chilling, blood-soaked Gothic Winter reaction has moved from the $10 tier down into the $5 tier!
We’ve also released a freshly polished YouTube edit for you to stream, scream, and swoon over. If you missed this one the first time around, now’s the perfect moment to descend into Allerdale Hall with us! 👻❄️🌹
2025-12-07 21:20:29 +0000 UTC
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You’ve seen every gasp, scream, and messy meltdown with us on Patreon, but now the long awaited YouTube edit has arrived, trimmed, crowned, and ready for the Purple Wedding celebrations! Give her a royal wave, comment, like, stream, scream, hype! Let us know your favorite gag of the season 💜⚔️
2025-12-05 23:06:14 +0000 UTC
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🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
In episode four, "The Red Dragon and the Gold" the hellfire storm is rolling in and the blaze taking over Westeros is getting harder to contain. Those dragons are hungrier than ever ...
2025-12-04 07:17:52 +0000 UTC
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🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
In episode three, "The Burning Mill", everyone in the realm is juggling their grief, duty, and the desperate hope that they're not about to spark a giant catastrophe.... (News flash:...
2025-12-04 02:09:20 +0000 UTC
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🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
in episode two, "Rhaenyra the Cruel" steps onto the screen with a fire that could level all of Westeros... The realm is whispering, tempers are flaring, and the fallout from last epi...
2025-12-03 16:51:29 +0000 UTC
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🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
In episode one, "A Son for a Son" the season starts with schemes crawling out from the shadows, and silver haired sprouts being harvested early... A war is coming and we've never fel...
2025-12-03 08:31:07 +0000 UTC
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Pumpkins… episode six, “In the Name of the Father,” took us straight to clown church and back. The daddiest harlequin of Derry has officially stepped out of the shadows and this cliffhanger????? Sickening in ways we weren’t spiritually prepared for... 🥲😭
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, say a prayer in the name of the father, the son, and the holy clown! 🕳️🤡
2025-12-01 17:24:14 +0000 UTC
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Happy December Pumpkins!!! Cannot believe we've made it through another year and it's all thanks to YOU! This month we're so excited to celebrate the holiday season, gay hockey players, Ella Purnell, gothic winters and so much more!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!!! So excited to share the most Wonderful Time of the Year with y'all the best way we know how--delivering the goods! 🎁
Here's most of the content you can expect see this December!
Shows:
2025-12-01 16:00:26 +0000 UTC
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈
In episode six, "In the Name of the Father" the daddiest of clowns emerges in what might be the most sickening cliffhanger episode we've experienced in quite a while. The streets of Derry are darkening Pumpkins, so stand your ground, protect your peace, and say a prayer In the name of the ...
2025-12-01 08:34:14 +0000 UTC
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Happy Holidays, officially, Pumpkins! 🎄❤️
Tomorrow we’re sharing the full lineup of movies and shows you can expect from us in December, and we cannot WAIT to bring more festive fun to the Patch!
But if you’re already craving something seasonal to sip on, our CHRISTMAS COLLECTION is live! It’s the perfect place to revisit every holiday reaction we’ve done so far—all wrapped up in one cozy little corner of our beloved Patreon.
Snuggle in,...
2025-11-30 18:28:15 +0000 UTC
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🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “The Black Queen,” grief gives rise to the first true rumblings of war. The real dragons have officially awakened Pumpkins, and the first season closes with a spark we know can only lead to an a giant, petty inferno 🖤🐉🔥
2025-11-28 12:00:22 +0000 UTC
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🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “The Green Council” The King's passing throws the realm into chaos as alliances fracture and the race for the throne becomes utterly cutthroat. The storm has arrived Pumpkins, and everyone’s reaching for the crown ⚔️👑
2025-11-28 08:39:12 +0000 UTC
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Our Planes, Trains & Automobiles reaction is now LIVE on YouTube! Escape from your intense holiday weekend family drama or that long long football game to help our Thanksgiving Day streams (we need them--it's a tough day to post!) and more importantly, to help us celebrate this amazing movie that we enjoyed so very much.
Happy Thanksgiving Pumpkins!! We are eternally grateful for you!
2025-11-27 18:49:23 +0000 UTC
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