Our reaction to the first episode of Agatha All Along has hit youtube and we'd love your support on boosting this into the algorithm! This isn't our typical content, but we love the witchy vibes and hope you'll give it a stream and a like! Episode 2 drops tonight! 💜
2024-09-19 18:28:45 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re Hark-nessing our dark powers and summoning the coven in this first-time watch of the AGATHA ALL ALONG series premiere! The mystery is unveiled, the backdrop set and Detective Mare—I mean Scare—is clocked in and ready to solve this case, one burnt witchy finger at a time... 💜🪄🔮
2024-09-19 15:40:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We're packing our bags and heading to Coffin Rock (not spooky or terrifying at all) to get the tea on this Blair Witch b!tch. Hold on to your face organs kids, it's gonna be a slow and bloody ride!
It's our first ever patreon reaction, reformatted and soon to be released from the vault. The audio file was corrupted so it doesn't have an intro or outro and might sound off, but this relic is being pulled from the vault with a youtube edit coming in the near future!
2024-09-17 20:40:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Our youtube edit to the Alien sequel has dropped and we'd love your support! Click all the things and stream Miss Weaver as she mothers the mothers and mothers the daughters as well!
2024-09-17 01:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Lock the doors and set the alarm--we're watching PANIC ROOM and the stakes could not be higher in this Patreon-exclusive first-time watch. In Mothers Jodie & Kristen we trust but can anyone spare an extra frying pan just in case?? 😅😩
2024-09-16 01:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We put together a Fallout binge video since we reacted to them all individually and just dropped it on YouTube. Please give us a stream if you can 🤗
Hope y'all had a great weekend and here's to another spooky week!!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-09-15 22:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Our reaction to Jason Lives is live now on our youtube channel! Please give Jason all the attention because today is his special day! Hope y'all have an amazing weekend and we have much more to drop coming up soon!
2024-09-13 19:19:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Best friends, social trends and the occasional murder are all the rage as we dive into a rewatch of HEATHERS-- mineral water first! It’s not September at the Patch without a viewing of this iconic cult classic and this year we’re giving it the full Petty treatment. Move over Heathers!!! The Pumpkins are here now 🤭 ⚰️💣❤️
2024-09-13 15:32:38 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the Mother-Off of the millennium in our first-time watch of the James Cameron classic ALIENS and we couldn't be happier to have front-row seats! Two queens stand before us as Ripley and Alien square off for the crown but only one can be the Ultimate Mother. Here's our reaction as the Divas prepare to take the stage 💚👑👽
2024-09-12 22:07:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our youtube binge of Wandavision is live now! We'd love a click a stream, a share or a scream! Who's ready for a coven of chaos next Wednesday when our Agatha All Along reactions start! So thrilled for more of this story to unfold in the following weeks! 💜
2024-09-11 22:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Tommy Jarvis era is coming to a close as we settle back into camp for a first-time watch of FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES and—spoiler alert—Jason wasn’t the only one living! We’re strapped in for this wild ride as this Jason slashes his way to the top of our Friday rankings and right into our hearts 
🔪❤️ onward to the next Friday era!
2024-09-11 20:10:53 +0000 UTC
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This week we realized we have been doing so much content that Patreon can't handle it! We're only allowed a certain amount of upload data per account and we're only allowed to ask for more data every 90 days so this week our pumpkin plans were smashed and we haven't gotten to upload anything to Patreon because we've been locked in a freeze! But not to worry, we didn't want to alarm, but uploads should begin again here in the next few days as we've been diligent in filming and processing these...
2024-09-09 21:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Santa Clarita Diet we will miss you so much!!!! Please give our SCD S3 video some love because this show was so slept on and cut too short! Drew Barrymore eating people, what more could you ask for? Please like, comment, share, boost, munch, crunch, eat it up! Love y'all pumpkins! ❤️
2024-09-08 17:35:51 +0000 UTC View PostHi!!! Y'all know I love to get carried away with a theme! The youtube edit of our Beetlejuice commentary drops tomorrow! Here's my final brat edit since Charli has announced brat summer is over. B2b - or Beetle2Beetle
2024-09-05 02:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
As our Patch has grown we've gotten quite a few inquiries about if we have a PO Box and we're so excited to announce that we finally do!! No pressure at all of course but for anyone who wants to write us or send us anything we would honestly love it so much! 🤗🎃
The address is:
PO Box 170008
Irving, Tx 75017
Hope y'all having a great start to September so far! As always we love you and appreciate you so much! 2024-09-04 17:49:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE! We're having a graveyard smash rewatching a Petty Pumpkins all-time fav and couldn't be more excited to bring y'all in for ALL the chaos! With the long-awaited sequel just around the corner, we're having the fright of our lives as we celebrate the strange and unusual in this love letter to Tim Burton's masterpiece 👻🪲💀🖤
2024-09-04 13:51:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re stepping out of our comfort zone and in to the Wonderful World of Maximommy in our first-time watch of the universally acclaimed show WANDAVISION! With Agatha All Along just around the corner we decided it’s time to immerse ourselves in sitcoms, super-humans and spells galore 
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See y'all for Agatha!!!
2024-09-02 13:45:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Pumpkins! We've grown and watered all season and now it's our time to shine!!! We are SO excited that Halloween season is right around the corner and can't wait to give y'all a sneak peek of the content we have coming this month! With that being said, we got a bit behind this month due to Longlegs and Trap dropping so we still owe y'all a few movies but don't worry--we'll be putting the pedal to the metal this month (and next) with the content so we'll be getting it all to you soon!
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We’re stepping out of our comfort zone and in to the Wonderful World of Maximommy in our first-time watch of the universally acclaimed show WANDAVISION! With Agatha All Along just around the corner we decided it’s time to immerse ourselves in sitcoms, super-humans and spells galore 💥✨❤️
(Eps 6-9) coming later today/tomorrow morning at t...
2024-09-01 12:37:52 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re stepping out of our comfort zone and in to the Wonderful World of Maximommy in our first-time watch of the universally acclaimed show WANDAVISION! With Agatha All Along just around the corner we decided it’s time to immerse ourselves in sitcoms, super-humans and spells galore 💥✨❤️
We're soooo excited to share our WandaVision binge...
2024-09-01 06:32:36 +0000 UTC View Post
We're passing through Whistle Stop and just had to sit down for a first-time watch of those famous FRIED GREEN TOMATOES! This story of love and loss had us screaming, sobbing, cackling and most importantly--FEELING! How do you make a perfect movie as perfect as this one? Well... the secret's in the sauce! 🤭💚🍅
2024-08-31 13:04:13 +0000 UTC View Post
School is back in session and we’re celebrating by kicking it with Rydell High royalty! GREASE may be the word but it’s also a movie we’re hopelessly devoted to 😘❤️ now available to sing and dance your little hearts out with us!
2024-08-31 03:01:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your Lady Raven merch and slip on the friendship bracelets, we're headed to the concert of the decade! We're screaming our vocal chords out over a first time watch of M. Night Shyamalan's new horror thriller TRAP- Where Josh Hartnett (cripsy as ever) maneuvers his way through this twisted tale. Daddy is thirst trapping and we've been CAUGHT! 😈🎤🤘
2024-08-30 19:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first fcking day at Euphoria high and we couldn't be more ready to sck and fck our way through the semester bitch. (Sorry are we doing this right? Trying to speak Euphorian) 💋
What a ride! We are so excited (and horrified) to see what happens next! And yes we are aware of the bonus episodes in-between. Definitely will be watching them 🤗
2024-08-30 13:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Pumpkins!!
Our Bring It On commentary is live on YouTube! If you haven't already please tumble on over there and cheer us on with a comment and a like! 🤗🫶🏻 (and a stream of course!!)
Have a great night 💋
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-08-29 01:15:54 +0000 UTC View PostHelllloooo Pumpkins!
Y'all voted for a movie from our personal favs to be the movie we watch in September so here we go! We went with spooky szn favs and these are all bangers. No clue what y'all are going to choose but we can't wait to see!
The poll ends on Saturday August 31 at 11:59pm!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-08-28 15:05:23 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins!
Y'all voted for a movie from our personal watchlist to be the movie we watch in September so here we go! So excited y'all chose this one--we are dying watch ALL of these movies and will be completely happy with any choice! Can't wait to see what you pick!
The poll ends on Saturday August 31 at 11:59pm!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-08-28 15:04:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins!
Y'all voted for a thriller to be the type of movie we watch in September so here we go! May the best thriller win! 😋👀
The poll ends on Saturday August 31 at 11:59pm! Vote vote vote! Loveeee y'all!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-08-28 15:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first fcking day at Euphoria high and we couldn't be more ready to sck and fck our way through the semester bitch. (Sorry are we doing this right? Trying to speak Euphorian) 💋
Eps 7&8 coming later this week!
2024-08-27 12:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Follow the yellowbrick road and watch our youtube edit of The Wizard of Oz! It's been 85 years so click your heels together and click the like button too! 🌈
2024-08-27 02:19:06 +0000 UTC View Post