Petty Pumpkins

EUPHORIA (1x1-1x3) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

It's our first fcking day at Euphoria high and we couldn't be more ready to sck and fck our way through the semester bitch. (Sorry are we doing this right? Trying to speak Euphorian) 💋

(Party Pumpkin Tier Reaction of episodes 4-6 coming ASAP)

PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER SEPTEMBER (PRE-POLL) POLL

Hi Pumpkins!

A few months ago we spiced up the voting system a little bit by letting y'all vote for what you'll be voting for! It seemed to be a hit so we decided to do it again 🤗

Let us know which option you want to see for this month's commentary! This poll will go for 2 days from now until Tuesday 8/27 at 11:59pm. Then we'll post a group of movies that fall in the option y'all vote for and everyone will vote from those.

Thanks for being here and we're ...

PIPING HOT TEA TIER SEPTEMBER (PRE-POLL) POLL

Hi Pumpkins!

A few months ago we spiced up the voting system a little bit by letting y'all vote for what you'll be voting for! It seemed to be a hit so we decided to do it again 🤗

Let us know which option you want to see for this month's reaction! This poll will go for 2 days from now until Tuesday 8/27 at 11:59pm. Then we'll post a group of movies that fall in the sub-genre y'all vote for and everyone will vote from those.

Thanks for being here an...

PARTY PUMPKIN TIER SEPTEMBER (PRE-POLL) POLL

Hi Pumpkins!

A few months ago we spiced up the voting system a little bit by letting y'all vote for what you'll be voting for! It seemed to be a hit so we decided to do it again 🤗

Let us know which sub-genre you want to see for this month's reaction! This poll will go for 2 days from now until Tuesday 8/27 at 11:59pm. Then we'll post a group of movies that fall in the sub-genre y'all vote for and everyone will vote from those.

Thanks for being here...

EUPHORIA (1x1) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING (*FREEBIE*)

It's our first fcking day at Euphoria high and we couldn't be more ready to sck and fck our way through the semester bitch. (Sorry are we doing this right? Trying to speak Euphorian) 💋

Enjoy our full length reaction to episode 1 for literally FREE ho.

(Party Pumpkin Tier Reaction of episodes 1-3 coming ASAP)

BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 *REACTION* IS ON YOUTUBE!

Hey Pumpkins, our Back to the Future Part 2 reaction hit youtube, but got no love! Please give a like, a stream, a share if you can! It seems to have gotten lost in the suffle! Thanks as always pumpkin.

LONGLEGS *REACTION* IS ON YOUTUBE!

If you didn't know - our Longlegs first time watch is on youtube! Give him a like a stream if you can, but don't forget to blow out your birthday candles!

LONGLEGS (2024) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Happy birthday Little Pumpkins! We watched LONGLEGS for the first time and couldn’t be happier to celebrate not being born on the 14th than by sharing our reaction with you—and if you are a 14th baby…good luck babe! 🥳🫶🏻

MIDSOMMAR (2019) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

It's time to re-traumatize ourselves with a little trip to Sweden for the Midsummer festival from Hell. Pack your bags and take a deep breath as we re-examine Ari Aster's instant classic Midsommar, where the hills are alive with the sound of screaming. 🌸🍄🌼🐻🌺🔥

(PATREON EXCLUSIVE UNTIL MIDSUMMER 2025)

THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) *REACTION* 85TH ANNIVERSARY (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

THE WIZARD OF OZ is celebrating its 85th anniversary and we’re taking a trip down the yellow brick road with Dorothy & co, ruby slippers and all! 🌪️💚👠🦁🧠🔮✨

The actual anniversary is on Sunday August 25th if you want to wait until then. Otherwise, enjoy!

SANTA CLARITA DIET *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING SEASON 3! (EPISODES 6-10)

We're back with our reaction to the final season of Santa Clarita Diet and we're savoring every last moment of this incredible show. Mother is munching and crunching as the Cult of Sheila begins to expand and you better believe every pumpkin at the Petty Patch is worshipping!

So sad our Santa Clarita Diet journey has come to a close - but the youtube edit is now in production!

BRING IT ON *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We're joining the squad with Torrence and the gang as we toe-touch, back-handspring and snark our way through this rewatch of an all-time Petty Pumpkins fav! The Toros are set, the Clovers are slaying and we're daring you to BRING IT ON! 📣🤸‍♀️❤️

SANTA CLARITA DIET *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING SEASON 3! (EPISODES 1-5)

We're back with our reaction to the final season of Santa Clarita Diet and we're savoring every last moment of this incredible show. Mother is munching and crunching as the Cult of Sheila begins to expand and you better believe every pumpkin at the Petty Patch is worshipping!

If y'all have never watched this show...NOW IS THE TIME!!!! Truly the funniest most underrated show. Will get the rest to y'all in the next few days!

OUR ALIEN (1979) REACTION IS LIVE ON YOUTUBE!

We posted our full length reaction to Alien two weeks ago and the youtube edit has finally arrived! So excited to hear your thoughts on this classic movie franchise we've just now dipped our toes into for the first time! 🛸🥚🚀👽

BACK TO THE FUTURE: PART 2 *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're McFlying high with Marty & Doc in this first-time watch of BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II! It's 2015 and somehow the past is also the future as we race to save the world (and life as we know it) before it's too late 🕒⏪🚗💨

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Come one, come all - but we don't blame you if you don't come at all! We're dodging evil popcorn rays, cotton candy cocoons and carnivorous shadow puppets in this Piping Hot Tea Tier Patreon Exclusive first-time watch of KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE! Needless to say--it was out of this world! 🪐🍿🤡✨

THELMA & LOUISE *FIRST TIME WATCHING!* (YOUTUBE EDIT)

Hey Pumpkins, our youtube edit of Thelma & Louise is finally here! This was a labor of love and we truly hope you watch this one! Such a classic and one of the best films ever made quite frankly! Please give her a like and a stream! This isn't like our normally scheduled content and we'd love your help pushing it out there with a click or a share! Thanks for always being so great! We love ya - now watch Thelma & Louise do their thing!!!

We've got a lil somethin' for ya! 💝

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE HITS THE PIPING HOT TEA TIER THIS WEEKEND! So excited to share this gem with y'all! 🤡

THE CONJURING 2 *COMMENTARY* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins, we're continuing our Conjuring universe rewatch and The Conjuring 2 certainly kept us up at night! Check out the youtube edit, give it a stream and a like or old Bill Willkins is gonna get ya! 👴🏻

WRONG TURN (2003) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're buckled in for a Patreon-Exclusive first time watch of this scary little flick that'll have you calling for an uber real quick. Get lost in these woods and you're dead meat! So don't take that exit, let the rubber burn, you're in for the ride of your life, but we took a Wrong Turn! 🌲🚘🔥🍖

The girl, so conjuring version with Valak

The Conjuring 2 youtube edit drops tonight (fingers crossed bc it was already copyright claimed) but kinda glad because I made this edit to go along with the video, but can only use a tiny snippet - so here's girl, so conjuring!

SWARM *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (EPISODES 5-7)

We're joining the hive and giving over our stan cards in this first-time watch of Amazon's chilling limited series SWARM! Defend your faves at all costs because no one is safe when Miss Dre is around 😬🐝

BINGE THE BOYS WITH US! FIRST TIME WATCHING SEASONS 4!

Hey Pumpkins, our reformatted The Boys Season 4 video is live now including all 8 of our reactions to this wild season for all of our bingers out there- if you've been waiting on this, it's here! Please give it a stream and a like if you can and we cant' wait for the epic final season!!!!!!

MAXXXINE HAS ARRIVED! (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins! our Maxxxine Commentary has hit the channel and we'd love your support on the video! Give her a like and give her a stream, give her what she wants, she's MAXXXINE! 💋🖤🔪

ALIEN (1979) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're checking off our biggest blindspot as we FINALLY sit down to watch Ridley Scott's all time iconic classic horror film ALIEN for the very first time! The eggs are hatched, the aliens have infested and sweeties y'all already KNOW we're invested!!!! 🚀👽🛸🥚

MAXXXINE (2024) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We will not accept a life we do not deserve--thankfully what we DO deserve is to watch MAXXXINE religiously from the comfort of our farm house!!! Between murder mystery noir and glitzy 80s glam we're having the fright of our life with the It girl of Hollywood herself 💋🎬🔪

Here kitty, kitty!

THE CONJURING 2 *COMMENTARY* (FULL-LENGTH PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

We’re conjuring up a love letter to one of our favorite little sequels as we finally dive into The Conjuring 2 for a rewatch! The Amityville of England will haunt us forever as Mother Vera and Daddy Patrick come back to pray--and slay--another day! ✝️😵

FRIDAY THE 13th: A NEW BEGINNING *REACTION* YOUTUBE EDIT!

Hey Pumpkins! Our first time reaction to Friday the 13th Part 5 is now live on youtube! Please give Jason a view and a like! Hope you enjoy this little slice of Camp Crystal Cake! 💀🪓🌩

AUGUST UPCOMING CONTENT!

Hi Pumpkins!! We're working hard here at the Patch as spooky szn quickly approaches--just wanted to give y'all the general rundown of what to expect for content from us in August 🤗❤️ and PLEASE VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T for the August Patreon-exclusives!!! Your voice matters!

ALSO: You may have seen that our internet was out for 5 days due to the Spectrum servers in Houston being affected by Hurricane Beryl. It caused us to get a bit behind so we still owe you an Alien reaction and a T...