Blessed are the meek?? More like stay away from her you freak 😩 we watched IMMACULATE for the 1st time and though the wretched have a plan for our good Sister Cecilia, you never know when a new Mother is going to rise to her fullest potential... ✝️🖤🙏😇
2024-04-23 14:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Curses are flying, George has the king in his trap, poppets are amok, while Mother Mary awaits the attack! It's a vicious episode of Mary & George and we were not expecting it to get so vile - so in the spirit of filth: May the Devil p!ss in your eyes & your hollow black heart if you don't click play. 🕸️🖤👀🔮
2024-04-21 19:36:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkin!
Our arrival Youtube Edit premiers in 15 minutes if you want to watch along and chat! So excited to share this reaction with you!
Watch Arrival they said!!! It’ll be fun they said!!! Fun indeed but nothing could have prepared us for this first-time watch of the gorgeously gut-wrenching masterpiece that left us a puddle of tears and begging for therapy 🙃🛸⏰👩🏻🚀
2024-04-20 16:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch Arrival they said!!! It’ll be fun they said!!! Fun indeed but nothing could have prepared us for this first-time watch of the gorgeously gut-wrenching masterpiece that left us a puddle of tears and begging for therapy 🙃🛸⏰👩🏻🚀
2024-04-20 09:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Fallout?? More like fall IN…love with this show and that’s what we did!!! It’s the season 1 finale of a show we’ve grown to love dearly ❤️ blood is shed, everyone still wants the head and all we can do is pray to the gaming gods that our favs don’t end up dead!!!!
2024-04-19 12:46:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Power is shifting, game changers are emerging and those in charge are quickly being checked—is this chess or our new favorite show?!! We’re back with our reaction to the penultimate episode of Fallout and we will probably never recover from it 🥰
2024-04-18 23:25:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting explosive as Chucky finally has a plan go (kind of) his way! But alas, our favs can’t let him get TOO far without stepping on his neck a little 
We've said our prayers and we're awaiting our fate -- It's our first time watching The Omen (1976) and in this Full Length Patreon exclusive we're damned to a good time. Damien might be the antichrist - but he'll always be Slaymien in out hearts. ✝️🙏🖤
2024-04-17 21:10:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 6 of Fallout is getting a little Loosey Goosey as narrow traps and nasty truths begin to uncover the not-so-conspiratorial conspiracies this universe has been hiding. Perhaps someone should cut this program's funding STAT! 😩🦐🤰
2024-04-17 16:05:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Tensions are rising in Episode 5 of Fallout. Time is ticking, but as we've learned -- time is but a construct as past, present & future are all one super timeline that will surely destroy us all. Cool!!!!!! 💃🔥😅
2024-04-16 19:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 4 of Fallout is for the ghouls as we get acquainted with the local pharmaceutical economy and all the joys it has to offer 🤗 and luckily, the employees of this specific venue are more than happy to help 🙃💉👆👻
2024-04-15 17:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us on a devious adventure of petty crime and dirty deeds as we follow Tom Ripley on the highs and lows of all his mysterious, secretive, troubled, passionate, terrible, horrible actions. In a delicious reimagining of the Talented Mr. Ripley, Netflix has given us Andrew Scott in a speedo and for that we will always be grateful. Talented indeed 🤭
2024-04-15 01:14:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We're gulping down episode 3 of Fallout faster than you can say “The Head” and yet we’re starved for more! After all nothing tastes as good as sparring with a group of violent thieves and then conquering the Gulper feels 🤭
2024-04-14 20:19:06 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re hopping in the saddle with Mary & George and going on the ride of our lives in episode 2 of the wickedest show on television! Bareback, sidesaddle, doesn’t matter—we’re riding with our favs to the very top of this race for power 🐎🥵
2024-04-14 00:47:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 2 of Fallout has come and gone but Wilzig’s impact will certainly last forever! Everybody who’s anybody wants want he has but only the very best will attain The Target 💋 let the games begin!!
2024-04-13 20:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us on a devious adventure of petty crime and dirty deeds as we follow Tom Ripley on the highs and lows of all his mysterious, secretive, troubled, passionate, terrible, horrible actions. In a delicious reimagining of the Talented Mr. Ripley, Netflix has given us Andrew Scott in a speedo and for that we will always be grateful. Talented indeed 🤭
2024-04-12 21:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re breaking out of the vaults and embracing the Fallout in our first time watch of this iconic series premiere! We’ve never played the game, know nothing about the plot but there is one thing we are certain about—this time it’s Ella Purnell doing the eating 😋
2024-04-12 18:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us on a devious adventure of petty crime and dirty deeds as we follow Tom Ripley on the highs and lows of all his mysterious, secretive, troubled, passionate, terrible, horrible actions. In a delicious reimagining of the Talented Mr. Ripley, Netflix has given us Andrew Scott in a speedo and for that we will always be grateful. Talented indeed 🤭
2024-04-11 19:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Death becomes her?? NOTHING could look less becoming on #Chucky and we're here to celebrate that! We're also celebrating young queer love, our mother Jennifer Tilly and the fact that we finished this episode with BOTH eyeballs in tact we are so back! 👀
2024-04-11 14:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Chucky’s back and he’s cun—we mean… cul—tier than ever! We finally joined the Cult of Chucky as we finish off our rewatch series with this final banger, an under-appreciated gem that deserves a little worship 🙏
2024-04-09 21:05:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Pumpkins! You might have seen us post on our community page or Twitter that we had to remove our The Boys season 2 video from YouTube because they deemed it too inappropriate to place ads on (aka they hate us and want to see us suffer!!!) so we're basically censoring it down to PG and going to re-upload it to YT asap. Here is the original YouTube edit that we worked so hard on. It deserves to have a home at the Patch at least 🧡 they will not break our spirits!!!!!
Loveee...
2024-04-07 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bottoms are rising to the top in the Mary & George series premiere and we are carefully inspecting EVERY frame of this sassy sexy freaky little show!!! Come for sexy, stay for sexy! 🥵💋
2024-04-06 04:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright alright alright! We’re back with another reaction of this Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation first-time watch and we are SO HERE for the 90s-ification of this Texas frightmare! Come for the Oscar winners, stay for a few dinners 😋❤️🍽️
2024-04-04 14:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Heads are POPPIN' and The Boys aren't stoppin'! We Binged the Boys Season 2 and chaos is cooking! We're jumping back into the masterpiece that is Amazon's The Boys in a SUPERSIZED binge video and honey it's going to be explosive! We are SO excited to jump into season 3 soon, bring on alllll the chaos!!!
2024-03-31 12:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi gorgeous beautitful pumpkins who we love so much,
As many of you saw, we accidentally uploaded our reaction to the final 3 episodes of The Boys season 2 with no sound. We were so focused on trying to get the YouTube edit ready for tomorrow that we didn't double check to make sure it downloaded properly before uploading it on Patreon and for that we sincerely apologize. Please please forgive us and we promise it won't happen again. We have to re-save it and then re-upload it so it wi...
2024-03-31 02:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Heads are POPPIN' and The Boys aren't stoppin'! We Binged the Boys Season 2 and chaos is cooking! We're jumping back into the masterpiece that is Amazon's The Boys in a SUPERSIZED binge video and honey it's going to be explosive! (Episodes 6-8 dropping this weekend!)
2024-03-28 17:35:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi pumpkins!
We have a TON of content coming this April so we just wanted to give y'all a heads up on what to expect on the Patreon this month!
NEW TV:
-RIPLEY: drops 4/4 on Netflix! Based on The Talented Mr. Ripley!! Not really sure what to expect with this one other than Andrew Scott being very sexy and that's honestly enough! (The trailer looks great too hehe)
-MARY & GEORGE: limited series that begins airing 4/5 on Starz! Nicholas Galitzine and Julianne Moore b...
2024-03-27 23:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Heads are POPPIN' and The Boys aren't stoppin'! We Binged the Boys Season 2 and chaos is cooking! We're jumping back into the masterpiece that is Amazon's The Boys in a SUPERSIZED binge video and honey it's going to be explosive! (Episodes 3-5 & 6-8 dropping this week!)
2024-03-27 19:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey sexy pumpkins!!
This month we won't be having a vote for this tier but we wanted to go ahead and announce that TITANIC (1997) will be this month's commentary!! We are so so so so so so so excited for this and we hope y'all are too!!!!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-03-27 00:23:09 +0000 UTC View PostHi sweeties! We're here to deliver your Patreon-exclusive Piping Hot Tea tier April poll. Let us know!!!
Make sure to check out the Party Pumpkin tier poll as well! The poll will run until Tuesday, April 2 at 11:59pm CST. Happy voting!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-03-27 00:22:35 +0000 UTC View Post