Hello pumpkins! Spring has sprung and we are rolling right along! It's time for another poll to decide what April's Patreon-exclusive reaction will be and as always we're so excited to see what you all decide!
Also we will post a breakdown in a few days of everything we have going on in April--it's a LOT!!
The poll will run until Tuesday, April 2 at 11:59pm CST. Happy voting!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-03-27 00:22:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're headed back to English class, not with a fizzle, but with a bang in this Patreon Exclusive Commentary of the 2010 masterpiece Easy A! Lies will be sold and friendships will be tested in this movie about clichés and Scarlet A's. 💋💄
2024-03-26 20:17:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins, our Santa Clarita Diet Season 2 Binge is officially on Youtube with chapters included! This was a labor of love so if you haven't caught up yet you totally should. This show is such a hoot and we were gagged the whole way though. Happy Sunday and happy watching!
2024-03-24 17:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh the calamity! We're back with our first time binge of Santa Clarita Diet season 2 and the disruption, dysfunction and destruction this season had to offer was a feast for the soul. Miss Sheila Hammond did indeed, as the girls say...eat! 🥩🫀🍖
2024-03-22 19:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh the calamity! We're back with our first time binge of Santa Clarita Diet season 2 and the disruption, dysfunction and destruction this season had to offer was a feast for the soul. Miss Sheila Hammond did indeed, as the girls say...eat! 🥩🫀🍖
2024-03-22 05:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello Pumpkins!!
We’re trying to get y’all the first Santa Clarita Diet season 2 video but the Patreon website is glitching terribly 😩 we’re having trouble both uploading and posting and once we finally thought we got it to work it glitched on us again and didn’t go through 🙃 anyways we’re trying to figure out what tf is going on, thanks for your patience and happy Friday Jr!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕️
2024-03-22 00:14:54 +0000 UTC View Post
We went into our first-time watch of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter expecting another round of scares. What we didn’t expect was the h*rniest group of victims we’d ever met! These people are looking for the heat and they got it in spades—Jason Voorhees style of course. All they wanted was a little Camp Crystal Cake!!! 🩸🍰
We're ready for take off in this Patreon Exclusive - first time reaction to Red Eye! Cillian Murphy and Rachel McAdams are buckled in and we hope you are too because it's going to be a bumpy ride! ✈️🖊️👠
2024-03-17 22:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y'all!
Not sure if everyone saw our post on our YouTube Community page last night but our Final Destination 4 video got hit with about 15 minutes of copyright claim and rather than losing all our views and re-uploading, we just decided to remove those parts from the video. However we wanted to have a place to conserve the original upload so this will be its new home. Rip 39 minute Final Destination 4 reaction...you were a good one 😘
2024-03-15 18:45:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We're getting into twice the fun and double the trouble as we celebrate the official return of the Lohanaissance with a commentary to our ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE, The Parent Trap (1998). Although the parenting is questionable, there is no denying the sheer force of Mothering and Daddying going on in this iconic classic(from both children and adults)--and we're so thrilled to finally honor our favorite movie the Petty Pumpkins way! 👯♀️⛴️❤️
2024-03-15 13:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins! We have some content we're really excited about coming in the next few weeks so we wanted to go ahead and share with y'all what's coming up!!
1. THE PARENT TRAP (1998) COMMENTARY: this is our all time FAVORITE MOVIE!!!! Ever! And since Lindsay has a new movie on Netflix dropping the same day (stream Irish Wish!) we decided to go ahead and finally give her her moment on the channel ✨ as y'all can see in the picture attached to this post, we had the best time filming this o...
2024-03-15 02:18:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Buckle up! We're speeding through another Final Destination reaction. This time death is back with quadruple the chaos -- so hit play, keep the wheels turning and duck when one comes flying at your head 🛞🏎️🔥👁️🍿
2024-03-13 03:09:38 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!!
Just a heads up--we're about to drop our Final Destination 4 video on YouTube! However we just realized a minute ago that there was an upload error with the full-length version here on Patreon so we are having to re-upload it. Will post it as soon as it's ready!! In the meantime y'all can head to YouTube to watch the edited version here shortly if you want 😇🫶🏻❤️ thanks for your patience and have a great night!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-03-13 00:47:42 +0000 UTC View Post
They say revenge is a dish best served cold—but what happens when the person you’re getting revenge on is super fking hot?!? We methodically and scientifically examine all this and more in this first-time reaction to John Tucker Must Die 🥵💋🏀
2024-03-08 16:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Got a sweet lil treat coming for y'all tomorrow 🤭 if you've never seen John Tucker Must Die (2006)...BUCKLE UP BABIES WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE!!!
2024-03-07 01:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post
This reaction is anything but dead on arrival - we might be scared out of our minds, but the job must be done! We're cutting deep into this fan favorite horror film where the questions are never ending and the incisions are somehow mending. Miss Jane, go easy on us girlie! ❤️🪰💀
2024-03-07 00:25:34 +0000 UTC View Post
A Twilight saga haiku:
Bella full of woes
Jacob still not wearing clothes
Edward got the rose
It’s Eclipse and it’s quite possibly the most melodramatic movie we’ve ever watched 🐺⛺️🌹❄️
2024-03-04 03:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins!
The polls for the March Patreon-exclusive videos dropped last week and run through March 4. at 11:59CST. We've noticed quite a few people haven't voted so please make sure your voice is heard!!! Hope you're all having a great weekend 🤗🫶🏻❤️
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-03-02 14:20:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re digging up our daddy issues with a Patreon exclusive commentary on the bleakest February ever witnessed. It’s a devilish good time with dark spirits and cold crime. Kiernan Shipka, Emma Roberts and Lucy Boynton star in this devious drama: The Blackcoat’s Daughter! 🖤🔥🐐
2024-02-29 02:05:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Lisa Frankenstein may be living for the dead but after this first time watch of an instant cult classic, we are just living! Kathryn Newton, you will always be the Macabre Mommy who stole our hearts (and other appendages 💖🫶🧟♂️🪓🍆
2024-02-28 14:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons!!!
Just wanted to let y'all know that Lisa Frankenstein dropped on digital today and of course we filmed our reaction the second it was available! We loved this movie so so so much, can't wait to gush and discuss with everyone!!!!
Love and appreciate you all, hope you're having a great week!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-02-27 16:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey party people!!!
Not sure if y'all saw our announcement the other day but we decided to make this tier a poll this month instead of us picking! The category is: 2000s movies with our fav leading girlies! Sorry for doing this to y'all but so so so excited to see what wins, as these are some of our ALL TIME favorites! The poll closes Monday, March 4th at 11:59pm!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-02-26 17:36:14 +0000 UTC View PostHello hello hello who's ready to vote for yet another fun reaction from your favsss?!?!?!? We hope you all raised your hands because the time has come!! Poll closes Monday, March 4th at 11:59pm CST.
Make your voice heard!!!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-02-26 17:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello cutie little pumpkins! We're back with yet another poll to decide what March's Patreon-exclusive reaction will be! The poll will run until Monday, March 4 at 11:59pm CST.
Choose wisely and stay sexy! Love you all!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-02-26 17:27:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We're boogeying down with our Queen Sophie Thatcher in this Patreon Exclusive - First Time Watch of The Boogeyman (2023) from the mind of our horror daddy Stephen King. Hide your kids, hide your fears, This boogey monster feeds on trauma and tears! Sleep tight! 😴🌙
2024-02-26 02:18:11 +0000 UTC View Post
We're getting Jiggy with Luke Danes and the gang as the puzzle pieces continue coming together--Madame Web herself is fuming with jealousy of the web John Kramer has woven by Saw IV! Blocks of ice will never be the same!!!! 🧩🧊🔪👀
2024-02-24 00:15:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We're screaming Matthew McConaugHEEEYYYY from the rooftops in this first-time watch of the iconic early 2000s romcom How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days! The only bullsh!t to call on this one is the fact that it took us this long to watch it 😩 come for Kate & Matthew being the sexiest couple to ever exist in a movie, stay for nonstop cackling and cheering with us! 💛💋🃏
2024-02-19 01:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello cuties!!
Just wanted to let y'all know that the commentary this month will be The Blackcoat's Daugher (originally titled February!!!) directed by Oz Perkins and starring Emma Roberts (in a role unlike anything you've EVER seen her in!) and Kiernan Shipka (serving as ALWAYS!) This movie is so fucking GOOD and we can't wait to watch it with y'all!!! It is available to stream right now on MAX so if you wanted to give it a watch beforehand, that should be easy!
Also, be on...
2024-02-18 05:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
She’s a star and all the world is her stage ✨we’re celebrating our 300th video (!!!) with a commentary on what we consider the best movie of the decade— Pearl! This murderous mistress is giving Motherquake galore as she slashes her way into our hearts and proves why she is THE It Girl OF THE Petty Pumpkins patch 🎃🪓🌟🩸
2024-02-16 18:38:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are red, violets are blue, this coal mining slasher is the movie for you! Join our date night as we watch My Bloody Valentine for the first time! Xoxo happy vday 💝⛏️💋
2024-02-14 15:40:15 +0000 UTC View Post