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WARM BODIES (2013) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Things are heating up as our cold little hearts de-frost in this first-time watch of the lovely rom-zombie movie, Warm Bodies! Needless to say Nicholas has a Hoult on us and no apocalypse could EVER come between that--just need to turn up the heat a little bit! As the girls say, it's getting warm in here! 🧟✨❤️✈️


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WE BINGED THE BOYS *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING SEASON 1!

Hey y'all! Our reaction to The Boys Season 1 is dropping today on youtube! If you didn't have a chance to watch the full length version- the youtube edit is a much quicker watch! Thanks for being patient and hope you have an amazing weekend! 🦾💥👶🩸

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WARM BODIES COMING SOON!

Hey Pumpkins! 

Just wanted to let y'all know that our reaction to Warm Bodies has been filmed and will be up by this weekend! Needless to say it thawed our cold little hearts ❤️ can't wait to share! Have a great rest of the week!!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃 ☕️ 

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THE CROW (1994) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're flying high in the name of vengeance in this first-time watch of the iconic 90s classic, The Crow! Vengeance and revenge are the name of the game as the thirst for blood--and Eric Kraven--leaves us feeling extra parched and thirsty for more 🐦‍⬛🩸🖤

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AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

Things are getting extra hot and extra sweaty as we jump into the perfectly manicured world of Patrick Bateman, whose acquaintance we would like the pleasure of meeting contrary to popular belief 🫢 interact with this man at your own risk!!! 🇺🇸🩸🪪

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CURSE OF CHUCKY (2013) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We’re bringing y’all both a blessing and a curse as we continue to follow Chucky’s 25 year old blood trail straight to Mother Nica’s door! Between secret late-night homosexual rendezvous with the nanny and Chucky’s new facelift providing the biggest jump-scare of the franchise, this rewatch of Curse of Chucky is giving the dolls everything and more!

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THE BOYS *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING (01x06 - 01x08)

The great Charli XCX once said, "I was busy thinkin 'bout boys" and we have NEVER related more! We're finally jumping into the chaotic masterpiece that is Amazon's THE BOYS in this full-length first-time binge of episodes 6-8. Never in our wildest imaginations would we have expected ~this~ when we decided to watch this show but words truly can't describe how absolutely OBSESSED we are with these boys. Bring on season 2!!!!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃 ☕

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TEXANS WATCH LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Leatherface is back and the yassacre continues in our first-time watch of Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III! Leatherface is still slaying in the name of his decomposed Grandaddy and thank God someone is working to keep this family fed! 💀🥩

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PIPING HOT TEA TIER FEBRUARY POLL

Hello hello hello who's ready to vote for February's $10 tier Patreon-exclusive reaction?!?!?!? We hope you all raised your hands because the time has come! Poll closes Wednesday, January 31 at 11:59pm. 

Make your voice heard!!! 

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

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PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FEBRUARY POLL

Hello cutie little pumpkins! We're back with yet another poll to decide what February's Patreon-exclusive reaction will be! The poll will run until Wednesday, January 31 at 11:59pm CST.

Choose wisely and stay sexy! Love you all! 

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

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THE BOYS *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING (01x03 - 01x05)

The great Charli XCX once said, "I was busy thinkin 'bout boys" and we have NEVER related more! We're finally jumping into the chaotic masterpiece that is Amazon's THE BOYS in this full-length first-time binge of episodes 3-5! Never in our wildest imaginations would we have expected ~this~ when we decided to watch this show but words truly can't describe how absolutely OBSESSED with we are with these boys. Episodes 6-8 coming soon!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃 ☕

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THE FAVOURITE (2018) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

Things are getting nastier than ever in this Patreon-exclusive rewatch of one of the pettiest, snarkiest little movies to ever grace our eyes! While only 1 Favourite can reign supreme, these women truly encapsulate the true meaning of being a PETTY PUMPKIN! 👑💃🏻🎃

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THE BOYS *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING (01x01 - 01x02)

The great Charli XCX once said, "I was busy thinkin 'bout boys" and we have NEVER related more! We're finally jumping into the chaotic masterpiece that is Amazon's THE BOYS in this full-length first-time binge of episodes 1&2! Never in our wildest imaginations would we have expected ~this~ when we decided to watch this show but words truly can't describe how absolutely OBSESSED with we are with these boys. Episodes 3-5 coming soon! 

Petty Pumpkins 🎃 ☕

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INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 3 *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're back with a first-time watch of the Insidious prequel, Insidious Chapter 3! This time Elise is proving sometimes no matter how much you want someone to be "mother" they might actually be a mouth breathing demon in desperate need of albuterol. 👻🫁😅

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COMING SOON!

Hello Pumpkins!!! Hope everyone is having a great beginning of the year so far! We've been super busy and just wanted to check in with everyone. On top of a couple more movie reactions coming before this month ends (Insidious 3 & Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3) our big project that we're working on is that we reacted to The Boys on Amazon Prime! We already filmed the entirety of season 1 and will be dropping it on YouTube as 1 long binge video. However, on here we're going to release them in 3...

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LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're back with another fang fiction in this first-time watch of Let the Right One In -- young love, fresh blood and vengeance run rampant in this vampire film that doesn't just keep you on the edge of your seat, but pushes you into a bloody pool of cinema so rich - you'd be happy to drown in it.  🖤

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THE RING (2002) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Seeing is believing?? More like seeing is grieving 😭 we’re finally jumping into the well with Mother Samara in this first-time watch of The Ring that truly shook us both to our core! After all when Samara rings…you answer! 📼☠️🐎☎️🖤

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FINAL DESTINATION 3 *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

The destination may be final, but the trauma is everlasting—especially when the girls are getting fried,  filleted and folded (literally 😩) into their immediate demise. In this wild roller coaster ride of a film, no one is safe!! 🎢 🧨🚊

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WATCHING SAW III WITHOUT CLOSING OUR EYES! *REACTION*

We’re back with another entry in our Saw reaction series as we attempt to watch each film without covering our eyes—to probably no one’s surprise we spectacularly failed this time 😩🙃 but that didn’t stop us from screaming, crying, gagging and unfortunately Yas Mothering this entire movie!! 💉🧠🧩

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GHOST SHIP (2002) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're hitting the high seas in search of ghosts, gold and glory in this first time watch of Ghost Ship! The ship's remains are eerie, the sea is cold and dreary and the ghosts are getting weary- so click play on our reaction before you're lost at sea forever. 👻🛳️⚓

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The Birthday Boy!!!

Happy Birthday to everyone’s favorite spooky boy, Wes! 

His never ending light and contagious smile radiates throughout the horror community and today we celebrate him in all his charm and brilliance! 

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X (2022) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We will not accept a life we do not deserve—and the life we DO deserve is the one where we’re praising Ti West’s modern masterpiece X in all its sexy scary glory!! It’s time to bow down to Mothers Pearl and Maxine because after all…they’re the true stars 🌟🪓🩸

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THE THING (1982) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Snow is falling, Kurt Russell is calling and The Thing is thawing in our first-time watch of this iconic 1980s classic! This paranoia whodunnit mystery set inside the frozen tundras of Antarctica had us, quite literally, quivering and quaking! ❄️🔥🤍

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NEW MOON *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We watched New Moon and it was a parade of farewells--we bid adieu to Taylor Lautner's wig, Bella's sanity and Edward for...most of the movie 🙃 and yes we were obsessed with EVERY SECOND! As the kids say...new year, new moon 🌕🩸🧛

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THE SHINING *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We’re kicking off the new year with a rewatch of The Shining and a nice long stay at The Overlook hotel because all the glitz, glamour and gore couldn’t keep us away from being home with our loved ones -- because you know what they say about all work and no slay ❤️

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THE CONJURING (2013) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We’re conjuring up a love letter to one of our favorite little ghost movies as we finally dive into The Conjuring for a rewatch! Clapping, secret passages and children will never be looked at the same as Mother Vera and Daddy Patrick do what they do best—slay! ✝️😵

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PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER JANUARY COMMENTARY

Hello sweeties!! This is Wes! Just wanted to let y'all know that because January is my birthday month, I'm picking the commentary  and I have picked The Favourite (2019) directed by Yorgos Lanthimos! This movie is not horror but it is the pettiest, c*ntiest movie ever made (and also one of my all time favs!!!) and it's PERFECT for the channel so I'm really excited to do this one with y'all!! 

With that being said, this movie isn't horror but instead comedy/satire and I wanted ...

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PIPING HOT TEA TIER JANUARY POLL

Heyyyyy besties y'all know what to do!!! Can't wait to watch more movies with y'all!!

Petty Pumpkins ☕🎃

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PARTY PUMPKIN TIER JANUARY POLL

Hello Pumpkins! The January poll for this month's patreton-exclusive reaction has arrived! Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday week and a happy new year! 

The poll closes on December 30th, 2023 at 11:59pm CST!

Thank you and happy voting!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

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JACK FROST (1997) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Hey Pumpkins, looks like Santa had to double back and drop off this bonus first time reaction for the patrons! He's chilly, he's killer and this Christmas is a thriller with our first time reaction to Jack Frost! 

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