For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 1 & 2, garnished with betrayal and marinated in memory...where the table is reset, the art is flesh, and revenge is served raw. 🔪🎨
2025-10-18 21:28:57 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP. We’re diving headfirst into the mayhem with our first-time watch of GEN V Season 2!
✨ $5+ Patrons: you’ll get episodes WEEKLY here with us.
📺 On YouTube, we’ll be dropping the entire binge all at on...
✨🚀 We're rocketing straight into Jason X, a slasher sequel so cold, it gave us frostbite and secondhand embarrassment for anyone willing to cross this high-tech, icy Jason. From liquid nitrogen facials to space-age stupidity, this movie proves that not even lightyears can keep Camp Crystal Lake’s mess contained. 🧊😭🩸
2025-10-17 23:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The mystery has officially moved to YouTube! 🕯️ We had way too much fun reacting to CLUE (1985) for the first time! it’s campy, it's chaotic, and honestly, it's a little too relatable.
Come see how our sleuthing skills held up, Pumpkin! Help out Algorithm get a clue!
Like, comment, hype, share, stream, scream! 🔪💀
2025-10-17 17:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Our IT: Chapter Two commentary has officially hit the main channel and trust us, this edit floats. 😏💀
You’ve already seen the uncut, traumatizingly petty version, but come relive the clownery & carnage with the rest of the pumpkins and help it rise in the spooky algorithm! 💅🩸
👉 Head to YouTube and stream, like, comment, hype, hide...before Pennywise drags us back to Derry again. (Spoiler Alert... he will... on Octobe...
2025-10-16 19:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch our first time reaction to RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (our favorite, most popular, video ever) to celebrate the sequel announcement we've been (dying) waiting for: RED, WHITE & ROYAL WEDDING! We can't wait to watch it with you! 👑💍🍰
Our full length reaction to Red, White & Royal Blue is the FIRST MOVIE WE EVER REACTED TO ON PATREON! Check out the uncut version in The $5 Party Pumpkin tier!😭💕
2025-10-15 18:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Our favorite tiny tyrant has stormed the White House, and the Petty Pumpkins are reporting for doll duty. The YouTube edit of CHUCKY SEASON 3 is live and it's packed with political mayhem, killer chaos, and Chucky at his utmost pettiest! ❤️🤍💙
Help us remember our fallen dolls as we lay this Chucky chapter to rest (until he rises again) 😈🩸
2025-10-15 18:09:07 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ He’s serving bolts and trauma! 💅 For our first venture into the Universal Monster universe, we met the icon himself in FRANKENSTEIN (1931)! Through fog and fear, we watched creation come to life… and tragedy follow close behind. The Vault hums with electricity once more, our dear pumpkins... it’s alive! 🧟♂️🕯️
2025-10-14 07:09:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 20 years after the babysitting bloodbath, Laurie Strode has traded Haddonfield for Hillcrest Academy and a brand new name, but trauma ages like fine wine, and honey… she’s guzzling! 🍷
Join us as we carve into Halloween H20! The glossy, chaotic, and gloriously petty chapter of Michael Myers’ family drama. It’s trauma meets turtlenecks, axes, and academic Final Girls… and Pumpkin, class is officially in session. 💅💀🎃
2025-10-14 02:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's be honest, we normally blur a LOT… but this time around we showed things we normally wouldn’t 😳 The blur button finally got a break (mostly), and Scary Movie 2 is now live on YouTube in all its unholy, chaotic glory. Come see how much we got away with 👀💋
2025-10-12 15:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥Our Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday reaction just clawed its way onto YouTube!🔥
Scream along, sharpen your machetes, and help us feed the spooky algorithm that keeps the Petty Patch alive 🌕💀🔥
🔥👻 Every like, comment, and view strengthens the curse… and you know Jason loves an encore, Pumpkin! 🎃🔥
2025-10-12 00:47:47 +0000 UTC View Post
The veil is thinning, the candles are lit, and The Petty Pumpkin Patch is officially entering its most haunted era yet. October’s Patreon Exclusives are brewing up possession, bloodlust, and a touch of witchcraft, with some pumpkin spice-scented nostalgia on the side. The tricks are wicked… but the treats? The treats are even better. 🎃🕯️🩸
🆓 FREE TIER —
HUGE HALLOWEEN HAUL + PATREON MAIL UNBOXING + IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHA...
2025-10-11 19:56:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, Pumpkins… we watched HIM (2025) and let’s just say, we were spiritually tackled 🏈💦 This one’s got abs, angst, and Tyriq Withers, and yes, we absolutely watched for the “plot.” 😈
2025-10-10 17:14:29 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP. We’re diving headfirst into the mayhem with our first-time watch of GEN V Season 2!
✨ $5+ Patrons: you’ll get episodes WEEKLY here with us.
📺 On YouTube, we’ll be dropping the entire binge all at on...
The Warrens are giving one final fright...
Our Conjuring: Last Rites reaction just went public on YouTube, and it’s a holy mix of shrieks, side-eyes, and CAMP that had us CACKLING.
The uncut possession resides here on oUR Patreon, now come witness the edited exorcism that made it to YouTube. Pray a petty prayer and hit play to launch our video into the haunted algorithm 🙏😈
2025-10-09 16:24:26 +0000 UTC View Post
📿The Warrens are back for one last haunting and this time... heaven and hell are both on the docket. In The Conjuring: Last Rites, the spirits are petty and the stakes are too high for holy water as Vera and Patrick once again serve sanctified CAMP one last time. Light a candle, clutch your rosary, and join us for a commentary worthy of the last rite 🙏🕯️💀
2025-10-09 09:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We stitched together our David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy commentaries into one epic binge! Whether you’re here for Laurie’s vengeance, Michael’s mess, or Corey Cunningham’s cuteness… this is the ultimate Halloween binge for spooky season! 🎃🩸
Come raise your pitchforks and relive the madness with us on YouTube! Help us boost our algorithm into (The) Shape! 💀
2025-10-09 03:25:50 +0000 UTC View Post
🏈🔥 We dove headfirst into HIM (2025) and it was a brutal, seductive clash of sweat, sport, and sacrifice (at its absolute sexiest.) Tyriq Withers is pure muscle and madness as his performance pulses on-screen like a heartbeat ready to burst.
Hot & Unhinged, HIM is dripping with blood, desire, and ambition. So come sweat it out with us, pumpkin! 💦
2025-10-08 09:20:07 +0000 UTC View Post
🐍 In our October (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of The Taking of Deborah Logan we're swallowed down a rabbit hole of memory loss, mystery… and something that certainly is NOT in any medical textbook. Join us pumpkins, as this story spirals from spooky and slithers into serpentine... 👵📹👿📞😱🧠🐍
2025-10-07 16:20:51 +0000 UTC View Post
📞 This time the call is coming from YouTube 👀
Our full-length Black Phone reaction is still haunting the vault for you Premium Petty Pumpkins, but the polished YouTube cut is now live for everyone! Swing by, relive the scares, and help summon those sweet, spooky views from the beyond 🖤
Our uncut V/H/S/HALLOWEEN reaction has officially snuck its way onto YouTube, just in time for all the Halloween terrors awaiting the patch this month and to gag you before the big day arrives. Come relive the chaos with us, now trimmed (and censored) for mere mortal eyes. Stream it, scream it, and tell the world what lurks in the static 👁️ Like, comment, hype - help our algorithm escape the horrors of the tube.
Take our strong hand, pumpkin! 🖐️ We’re back in the parody trenches with Scary Movie 2. It’s our first time braving this unhinged haunted house of bad manners, sinister slapstick, and the most chaotic dinner in cinematic history! Grab your crucifix and get ready to use and abuse it... ✝️😱
2025-10-05 09:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
🍬📼 Trick or treat, scream or die... either way, V/H/S/HALLOWEEN had us gagging (sometimes literally). Hung- *ehrm* human candy bars, spooky home movies, and Mommy issues of the rotted variety? Delicious. Happy Halloween, our petty little pumpkins! 🎃👻
2025-10-04 19:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post
🌈 Four for you, Petty Pumpkin! You go, Petty Pumpkin! Go straight to our Mean Girls Youtube edit before we assign someone to butter your muffin! 💋 It's October 3rd! Celebrate with us as we relive the nostalgia that just makes us feel so fetch, even decades later.
2025-10-03 15:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP. We’re diving headfirst into the mayhem with our first-time watch of GEN V Season 2!
✨ $5+ Patrons: you’ll get episodes WEEKLY here with us.
📺 On YouTube, we’ll be dropping the entire binge all at on...
On Wednesdays we wear pink, but on October 3rd we drop our MEAN GIRLS commentary! 💅🎀✨ It’s not a regular commentary, it’s a Petty Pumpkins commentary and It's going to be so fetch. Grab your Burn Book, your army pants and flip flops, You can sit with us.... but only if you press play byotch! 💋
2025-10-03 08:04:16 +0000 UTC View Post
👀 We're settled in for a chilling first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE! This movie isn’t just a scream, it’s a petty séance. We’re here to celebrate the spooky season with every glossy eye and every creaking head turn. Autumn leaves are falling, pumpkins are glowing, and Mary Shaw is waiting for you in the dark with her collection of cursed companions...just make sure you never ever scream🕯️🕸️🍂
2025-10-02 02:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
✨It’s officially October, pumpkins!! 🍂🕯️ What better way to kick off October than with Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island? You’ve already had the uncut haunt here on Patreon, but the YouTube edit is our big autumn kickoff party! Pop over, leave a like, hype & comment, and help us summon all the spooky vibes for Day One of Halloween! 👻🐾🌙
2025-10-01 16:31:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Step right in, Pumpkins! The Petty Patch has thrown open its gates, and this October it’s bigger, brighter, and spookier than ever. The patrons are cackling, the lanterns are blazing, and every twist of the vines hides a new trick or treat for the daring to discover.
Grab a caramel apple, hop on the haunted hayride, take a spooky tour of the Patch and come scream with us because October is when the Patch truly thrives! 🎃🐈⬛🦇 🌕🕷️ 🕸️ 🪦 🩸🍬
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2025-10-01 15:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP. We’re diving headfirst into the mayhem with our first-time watch of GEN V Season 2!
✨ $5+ Patrons: you’ll get episodes WEEKLY here with us.
📺 On YouTube, we’ll be dropping the entire binge all at on...