✨ In honor of Ashley Hollis flipping the script, dominating with pure social strategy, and strutting to a landslide win in Big Brother 27 (What? Like it's hard?) while channeling peak Elle Woods reincarnate energy 💅🎀 we’re unlocking our Legally Blonde (2001) commentary in the FREE Tier for the next 48 hours!
Whether you’re here for the strategy, the pink, or the bend-and-snap of it ...
2025-09-29 18:49:17 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP. We’re diving headfirst into the mayhem with our first-time watch of GEN V Season 2!
✨ $5+ Patrons: you’ll get episodes WEEKLY here with us.
📺 On YouTube, we’ll be dropping the entire binge all at on...
📼👁️ Hey Premium Petty Pumpkins , we've trimmed the chaos for the public, blurred the gore and naughty bits- but the tapes don’t forget. Click the YouTube edit now or the static will remember your name… 👉📺 Skip it, and the next time you turn on your TV, we can’t promise what you’ll see...
2025-09-28 21:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post🎃 OCTOBER IS HERE, PUMPKINS AND IT’S TIME TO VOTE! 🦇👻 Our Free Tier gets the honor of choosing which of these horror movies we’ll react to! Our schedule is very hectic this time of year and these movies are all begging to be put on the channel, but which will slash its way to the top.
October's bag of tricks and treats is overflowing with cursed hotels, space slashers, twisted sequels, and found footage frights. 🍬💀 Cast your vote and decide which spooky flick we'll ed...
2025-09-28 16:56:53 +0000 UTC View PostTrick or treat! The doorbell’s ringing, the candy bowls are brimming, and we’re ready to carve out a special treat just for YOU Patrons as we vote for the exclusive $5 Party Pumpkin Tier October 2025 first time watch! 🍬🎃
October is our favorite haunted house on the calendar, and you’re holding the keys. Behind each creaky door lurks a different Halloween watch—some sweet, some sinister, all guaranteed to keep the spooky season rolling.
So slip on you...
2025-09-28 15:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post
👽✨ Pumpkins, the mothership has landed! Our FULL SEASON 1 reaction to ALIEN EARTH is now live on YouTube and trust us, humanity is not surviving this one 🌍🔥 Come scream, laugh, and spiral with us as we learn Xenomorph and transport ourselves into synthetic bodies! 🚀💫
2025-09-27 16:48:06 +0000 UTC View Post
📞😂 Y'all got the raunchy uncut Scary Movie already 😏💦 now come crash the YouTube party too! 🍿🔪 Every single screaming emoji, like, hype, and gaggy little comment helps keep the Pumpkin Patch thriving… and if you don’t, we just might have to force you into a Ghostface hot box in our garage and trust us, you WON'T fit through the doggy door! 👻💨 😮
2025-09-26 15:32:30 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍴
Well... we’ve reached the final course. HANNIBAL Season 1’s finale, served like a rich, unsettling dessert. Sweet, chilling, and impossible to forget ...
2025-09-25 03:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it all concludes, we’ll bring the full expediti...
2025-09-24 09:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
🪦😴We’re back in Freddy’s twisted nursery, rocking the cradle of nightmares with our commentary on A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD! 🍼💀
This time, Krueger’s claws reach into unborn dreams, the kills get grotesquely inventive, and Alice is serving final girl stamina like no other! Don’t close your eyes, pumpkins, the dream child is wide awake…🌙😴👁️
2025-09-24 01:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We just dropped a spooky poll on our YouTube community page—four cursed first-time reactions are begging to escape the Petty Vault, and YOU get to decide which one we edit for YouTube this season! 👻
Your vote will help shape our October lineup… and whichever movie claws its way out? We promise it’ll be a killer time 🤭🩸
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2025-09-24 01:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Petty Pumpkins, the ship’s already docked on YouTube! 🚀👾 Come stream our edited Alien: Resurrection reaction and give Ripley’s resurrection some love in the algorithm! ✨
Every view, like, and comment helps keep the patch thriving... AND GROUNDED! 🌍✨WOULDN’T WANT YOU GOURDS FLOATING OFF INTO SPACE 🚀👾 (DON’T MAKE US HIT THE ANTI-GRAVITY BUTTON! 🛑🪐🎃💬
2025-09-23 22:50:00 +0000 UTC View Post
🍂🪦 First day of fall, 27 years (to the day (unplanned)) since Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island clawed its way into our lives and The Petty Pumpkin Patch wouldn’t be the same without it. This wasn’t just another “man in a mask” mystery, it's the real ghouls, cursed pirates, and bayou chills that actually served as some of our first gateway horror 🧟
Dark, bold, and still eerily effective- it's an autumn essential that made us lifelong fans of animated horror,...
2025-09-22 16:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍴
Tonight’s course? Episodes 11 & 12, braised in bloodlust and finished with a reduction of fragile trust🩸🥂
2025-09-21 16:48:31 +0000 UTC View Post
🔪 The butler didn’t do it, but the Petty Pumpkins might've! We graciously accepted the dinner request and unraveled the deliciously wicked mystery of CLUE in a first time watch! Was it Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick, or Chey and Wes in the Pumpkin Patch with the killer quips? Either way, the truth is messy, so get ready to soak up every last drop!🩸🕯️🔎🍷
2025-09-20 20:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The tape is rolling, Pumpkins… and we’re not making it out of this one alive 😱📹
Our [ 🔴 REC] (2007) first-time reaction is now live on YouTube! This was previosuly a $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier Exclusive First Time Reaction, BUT the vault doors were pried open and our cursed tapes are escaping! You can now find this full length exclusive reaction in the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier! 2025-09-20 17:22:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍴
For this feast, we’re serving Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings, episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s cou...
2025-09-19 22:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Wazzup! We're taking a trip down parody lane with an unhinged first-time watch of Scary Movie! We screamed, creamed and... cringed. It's a nostalgic fever dream for Chey, but for Wes it's his indoctrination into Ghostface prank calls, Doofy's vacuum etiquette, and Anna Faris' legendary performance as Cindy, the final girl of our screams (of laughter) 👻🔪
2025-09-19 12:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
Quick update on our Gen V reactions—just like we did with Alien: Earth, we’ll be filming and posting them weekly, but the exact day might vary. Since episodes drop super early on Wednesdays, we won’t always be reacting the moment they’re released (our Halloween filming schedule is wild right now!), but you can still count on steady weekly reactions once we get rolling.
We’ll be covering the first four episodes together next...
2025-09-18 14:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it all concludes, we’ll bring the full expediti...
2025-09-18 12:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Gather round, pumpkins 🔪✨ Our cursed bestie Chucky returns for SEASON 2, and you know we couldn’t resist strapping in for catholic school chaos, killer dolls, and queer horror delights!🪓👻 We’ve stitched together our Season 2 reactions into one murderous marathon, straight from our baby pumpkin era. The edit may be old, but the screams are eternal 💀❤️
⚠️ Unfortunately, This has never been on Patreon (we filmed these before The Patch exi...
2025-09-16 15:15:42 +0000 UTC View Post
✨📞 We’re answering The Black Phone again for our first rewatch since theaters, before its chilling sequel dials in. On this bone-tingling rewatch the shadows are cast darker, the calls ring louder and with a sequel looming, the line is far from dead! 🫳🏻😱🖤
2025-09-14 17:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍷🍴
For this feast, we’re serving Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’...
2025-09-14 16:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post
🪚 Premium Pumpkins, the so-called Final Chapter has arrived… in bloody 3D (no glasses required). 😵💫🧩 We survived the splatter-fest so you don’t have to and now the YouTube cut is live for you to cackle, cringe, and spiral along with us. 🐷💉
😱 Like, comment, and HYPE or you might wake up chained to a trap… ✨
2025-09-13 15:52:57 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it all concludes, we’ll bring the full expediti...
2025-09-13 03:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We're dusting off the traps for one more game in this first-time watch of JIGSAW, where hay-bales meet head-splitting and we're wondering if any of these pieces actually fit. It’s gore, guts, and giggles as the franchise proves it’ll milk every last drop of blood from this never-ending puzzle 🌾🧩🐖🪚🩸
2025-09-12 16:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍷🍴
For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 T...
2025-09-12 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The votes are in, and our September Patreon Exclusives are serving double taps, demonic drag-outs, and disembodied domestic disturbances... with a little Gaga glamour to top it all off. Buckle up Pumpkins… the screams are coming from inside the tiers 👻💅
🆓 FREE TIER — LADY GAGA “THE DEAD DANCE” MUSIC VIDEO REACTION (FREEBIE!)
Mother Monster has risen from the graveyard disco and we’re dying for it! 🪩💀✨
🎃 $5...
2025-09-11 17:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael Myers may have the mask, but let’s be real... the real curse of Haddonfield is how distractingly hot Paul Rudd is in this movie. 😵💫💦 We cackled at the cult nonsense, screamed at the kills, and shamelessly thirsted our way through Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 🎃🔪🍂
2025-09-11 02:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Premium Petty Pumpkins have seen the real madness—the basement cut. But now the YouTube edit is running out into the light. We need your help haunting the algorithm: stream it, comment it, share it, let’s make sure WEAPONS gets the chaos it deserves, with only a few finger prickings along the way 🩸✨
2025-09-10 15:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post