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“And you know how things went from there,” Little Spring said.
“So that rat girl attracted trouble, then left when things became too difficult?”
He grima...
2025-11-19 05:41:54 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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We quickly arrived behind the first aid tents closest to the sect. Vengeful Siren set me down. It seemed like he was about to leave, so he could fight the enemy Nascent Soul elder...
2025-11-10 07:43:27 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone!
I hope you all had an amazing time this Halloween! Though stressful, I had fun and got to see some good friends. Unfortunately, those were the best parts of this week, because the rest of it kicked my ass.
I wanted to get this week's chapter out today, but it's not happening for two small reasons and three big ones.
The two small ones were: Halloween stuff and a surprise (for me) visit from my husband's friend, which made me spend Thursday cleaning house so he c...
2025-11-02 20:41:28 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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“I’m right here, Bandleader!” Dread Lotus called. I found her next to Azure. They both looked grim.
“What happened?”
“We lost Parroting Liar from 17-P2V2....
2025-10-26 21:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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The tide of orthodox cultivators suddenly surged toward us, bringing the frontline much closer. Originally, we were far enough away from the front to be relatively safe from stray...
2025-10-20 02:33:19 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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“Everyone, you know the drill! Counting Sheep!” I yelled as I sent my flying band toward the middle of the battlefield.
My percussionists hit the sides of their...
2025-10-12 20:57:53 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone!
I apologize for telling you about the delay so late. Since my symptoms started out mild I assumed I’d be able to power through and get the chapter out… that obviously did not happen. I overestimated my will power and brain function.
My health is not great. Considering my symptoms, I think I have strep throat. I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow and hopefully they’ll set me up with antibiotics if that’s the case.
As long as I can get better in the n...
2025-10-05 23:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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My marching rock band and I flew toward the barrier protecting the sect. We weren’t the only ones. The sky was filled with disciples in their red uniforms trimmed with gold. Those in Qi Condensation who didn’t have a flying tool ran through the maze-like pathways of the outer sect to reach a gathering spot at t...
2025-09-27 21:40:38 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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Hidden Dagger appeared confused and glanced over at Little Teasing Mouse, who chatted happily with the puppeteers. “That girl?”
“She’s a self-trained demoni...
2025-09-21 06:38:26 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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I pulled on Badass Brian’s string. He lifted the crab sword and sent a slash of Qi toward Hidden Dagger. The man flashed backward, avoiding the attack. He vanished behind a puff...
2025-09-14 04:20:23 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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“This is war. It’s no place for a child like her. She wormed her way onto this mission because of her impressive treasure-seeking mouse. If she can’t handle a little much-de...
2025-09-07 02:59:08 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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Ha! Of course, he’d feel pain dealing with that rat girl.
“Right now, I’m not your martial brother. Call me Team Leader. Unless Elder Wrathful Waterspout is here, I am...
2025-08-30 05:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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I sent everyone home and told them to practice on their own until mid-morning because I had to prepare the medicinal baths for the three Nascent Soul elders. Of course, I also had...
2025-08-22 22:32:33 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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I stepped onto my sword and flew across the sect, making sure to stay high in the air and away from the few bird-type beasts who treated the sky here as their territory.
It ...
2025-08-11 05:21:47 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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I kept an eye on the elders’ bath temperatures and made sure Golden Pride didn’t cheat. But while I was doing that, I had to figure out the next steps.
The best place to...
2025-08-03 07:14:47 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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To save time, I sent a request for all the Nascent Soul elders Noxious was treating to arrive at the bathhouse nearly simultaneously.
Vengeful Siren, and Golden Pride ...
2025-07-27 02:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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White Scale frowned down at me. “I can’t kill you like you deserve because you’re under Senior Noxious Fangstrike’s protection, but that doesn’t mean I can’t kick you ...
2025-07-21 01:15:11 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
Thank you for being the best readers on Patreon! Here is the link to the Google Docs for those who prefer it. Since this is my first post since being back, I'll try my best not to get anything wrong, but if I do, please forgive me. It's been a while, and I'm rusty.
I used my spiritual ene...
2025-07-13 00:51:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! You all are the best readers ever, which is why I'm sad to say that I ended up getting sick twice during my break (a truly terrible stomach flu for about half a week, which made me lose 10 lbs, and a cold for about a week). Then my AC broke during a short heatwave and took nearly a week to fix. As a cold-running dragon, the nearly 85-87 F weather did not help my brain functionality.
All of this made it impossible for me to complete the work I had planned. It's been a hell o...
2025-06-20 05:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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While I waited for Elder Vengeful Siren to come back with the right materials, I sent messages to my students. I demanded that they meet me at our normal practice grounds in 24 ho...
2025-05-13 16:45:21 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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I stepped on the north side of the formation and sent my spiritual energy into it. The circular node glowed as my energy passed through each part, even lighting up some hidden sec...
2025-04-26 03:36:41 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note:
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Down on the rocky, lightly forested area just outside of Noxious’ tribulation cloud, I noticed a very recognizable pink head. When I focused on it, I realized that Dread...
2025-04-20 12:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostI unlocked the door, and it slid open. Spring, who had been sleeping outside, fell down and hit his head on the workshop floor. Since his physique was SSS-rank, the floor took more damage than his head. He opened his eyes and frowned.
I grinned down at him. “You’re still here.” Because my plans changed halfway through, I ended up taking much longer than I thought. It had already been around six hours since I began fixing my core.
He blinked. “I’m very goo...
2025-03-30 18:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post“Fairy Lin, are you sure this will work? Your strange flame looks…”
“Intimidating? Don’t worry…” I glanced at Spring and used my spiritual energy to toss the mushroom into my cauldron. Instead of smelling cooking mushrooms, the fungi melted into a pool of energy. “Because it works! My strange flame is the best.”
I used a hand gesture to calm it down and set it to simmer before clearing my cauldron out with a cleaning technique.
“Now to sta...
2025-03-30 18:36:55 +0000 UTC View PostPart 12
I cultivated for a couple hours while Hanna and YaoYao worked on merging the broken mechs into one usable one. They even had Chad help. His new SSSS-rank physique was useful since he was able to twist the muscles just right. He was actually better and faster than the machine that we usually used in my workshop!
Sometime after I finished cultivating and while they were in the middle of preparing the mechs, two S-rank beasts came near us. The giant rabbit alien bared its lar...
2025-03-30 18:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor’s Note: Ah, why did I make this so long? At least it’s fun, right? Maybe?
I ran toward the most dangerous space crab in the area, Big Gray, as fast as I could push the mech. Unfortunately, the damn flying crabs were faster.
I let out a breath and focused. If I wanted to keep the shitty survival challenge mech intact long enough to do some damage, I couldn’t use My Armor is My Body for very long. But I could use it for short bursts as l...
2025-03-30 18:29:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe battlefield smelled like mech grease, dust, cut trees and barbeque space crab. The sounds echoed through the jungle and caused birds and beasts to retreat. And I was left with a dilemma.
I had a limited amount of spiritual energy and no pills that could help me replenish my energy. While cultivating worked, it took too much time to be useful in a fight. This meant I couldn’t act unless I was certain, and I’d already used a significant portion of my energy today j...
2025-03-30 18:25:35 +0000 UTC View PostShe grabbed my arm. “What? No! You have to save him! I... He’s...”
I patted her hand. “Relax. I was joking.”
Her mouth opened. She looked so mad. It was ridiculously hard to stop myself from laughing.
“He’s better than fine. His physical rank is just improving from 3S to 4S. What he’s experiencing is just growing pains.”
She pointed to the glowing man on the ground. “That does not look like growing pains!”
I crossed my arms. ...
2025-03-30 18:10:46 +0000 UTC View Post