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066 - Episode 06.

SURPRISE! Didn't expect the next episode so soon did you? Well next time pay attention when I start writing "coming soon" without an asterisk! :) Episode 06 is out, go tell you family and friends. Let's hold hands and rejoice together! ^_^

Welcome to Monday post 66! The most family Friendly Post Of Them All! Yeah, I probably should've started with this but I just had to yell "SURPRISE" at you. I've been fantasizing about it for a while now... Can I do i...

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065 - *Boop!*

Hi, guys. This week, I am afraid I have nothing to offer you but your basic proof of life post. I don't feel like sharing much and, more importantly, I don't have that much to share. Thank you for your undying support. Hugs, kisses and awkward handshakes <3

The work. It's been 2 weeks since Ep.05's public release. I am full at work on Episode 06. Everything ...

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064 - Episode 05. (ANDROID).

First things first: Xaljio compiled android build of Episode 05. Should be 100% bug/typos free. (Well, 99.9% maybe.) Download link is in this week's patrons-only post and on my twitter. Have fun. I tested in on my phone and it looks and plays marvelously^^

With that out of the way, allow me to officially welcome you to the most family-friendliest place on Patreon: AKABUR'S MONDAY POSTS! 64 weeks of love and positivity! 64 weeks and counting! Heck yeah! ...

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063 - Episode 05. (Public Release).

Hi, guys. It's me, you family-friendly neighbor and serial Monday poster - Akabur.  Can you believe that I haven't missed a single Monday since I started doing this? Well you better believe it, because it's the truth! ^^

First things first. Episode 05 Ver. 5.02 is out. Download links should be on my twitter by now. Thank you for reporting all those typos over thi...

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062 - Episode 05 (Patrons-Only).

The Links:

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WIN: https://mega.nz/#!2ZAEkQQC!N2yKrAIrh6HM24pjel50JRgFl_ocFisuDrlXZhLFQ_Q

MAC: https://mega.nz/#!2AQSiKzT!6K9VtkOMpHOpz7ab0gsT8a2TKWGWtgfPJGwRBPm_ymA

LIN: https://mega.nz/#!HZJihAyb!gYSaWIQ0ZW-ZnfYiiS5vOfkbHyxlOHRC71dLdIyZJTs


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062 - Episode 05.

First things first: Episode 05 is out, the links can be found in this week's patrons-only post. Go test the thing. Hopefully there will be no game-crashing bugs. Make sure to report the typos though. ^^ If all goes well public release will be next week, as always.

April Fool's. Remember how last week I said that you should NOT expect episode 05 this week? Well, that was actually an April Fool's joke. Ha-ha, hilarious, I know.

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061 no "Monday Post" e yokoso!

Sup, bros! In this post you will not only find your usual silly jokes and family friendly pictures, but I also will be discussing some actual work-related stuff regarding the next Episode of SC34. Yay to that. Also my previous post went live 12 hours earlier than it was supposed to because I confused a.m. with p.m. Don't worry though, I will double-check this post's settings, to make sure it goes live on Monday at exactly 15:00 as usual.

2019-04-01 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

060 - Moving on.

Hi guys, I am still alive and working on Episode 05. Everything is under control. Moving on.

The work. So, it's been 16 weeks since Episode 04 has been released. We all know how we all feel about everything. Moving on. 

Subverse. In case you haven'...

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059 - Shortest Post Evar.

Sup, bros. All is good? Great. Well, see ya next Monday! Oh, and here is you GIF...

Nah, I'm just kidding. Didn't see that coming did you? Surprised the heck out of you didn't I? Well that's what my Monday posts are known for: complete and utter unpredictability! The only predictable thing about my posts is that there is always a new one on Monday. 

Namaste, dear friends. Let the family friendliness wash over you. This is me...

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058 - I love new Patreon design!

Sup, bros! Statement above is an obvious click-bait.  For the past year there has been so many layout iterations on this site that I just find it difficult to care anymore. Speaking of things I don't care about: Captain Marvel is out. It could be the best flick ever, could be the worst sing since sliced bread, could be something in-between, I honestly just... don't... care... Oh, and modern games in general, yeah, let's add that to my "don't care" list as well... -_- Uni...

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057 - Yes, I'm still here.

Sup, bros? Ready for another portion of strictly family friendly content? Well here it comes! Well maybe I shouldn't hype it up like that since this will be just another short post.

By The By. Newman's Patreon (patreon.com/Newman) got reinstated. I am still not sure what the reason behind the whole thins was, but all is well that ends well, right? 

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056 - Thank You For Your Patience, Bros.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This is a family friendly post. If you are looking for some kind of sexy stuff or some sort of crude humor, please look elsewhere. Thank you. Also don't forget to be kind to others. #SpreadPositivity #RespectEveryone #HugsAndKisses

Also. On a completely unrelated note: Newman's Patreon (www.patreon.com/Newman) got suspended a couple days ago. 

Also #2. To those of you how are new to my Monday Posts, in c...

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055 - The Dudes In Charge Of All Of Our Boners.

Hello, bros. In this Monday Post I would like to take a moment to appreciate all the dudes working in the NSW industry. According to statistic (that I just made up): about 99.8% of all (non-actual-woman) things that give you boner were created by dudes. Comics, Games, SFM clips, you name it.  Actually I myself am on of those boner-provider dudes, aren't I? No, seriously, just think about it for a second: I work tirelessly to give all of you guys boners... That's, well......

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054 - The Shortest Monday Post Ever.

Hi, bros. Welcome to another Family Friendly Monday show with your friendly neighborhood Akabur. Monday Post 054! Heck yeah! (I am secretly dead inside). Namaste! <3

The work.  It's been 10 weeks since Episode 04's release. I continue to work, all is good and Episode 05 will be the best thing ever. That is all I have to say.

To All New Patrons. <...

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053 - Positive AKABUR Is Positive.

Sup, bros! What a wonderful Monday, wouldn't you say? I've been spreading family friendliness and positivity for 53 Mondays straight now! Every week I share positive vibes with you. I mean that's exactly the high quality content you pledged for, right? I also release some silly little games, like once a century, but who cares about that, right? The reason you are all here is THIS: Monday posts. Well, here is another one for you. Monday Post 053. Namaste <3

2019-02-04 12:02:36 +0000 UTC View Post

052 - We Did It, Guys!

The News! Ahegaos are going mainstream! Finally! And it's completely and absolutely our doing! Through my Monday posts (and your support) we made a positive change in the world! Everyone, give yourself a pat on the back. Oh, wait, I should probably explain what happened first. Sorry, I am just so excited right now. Me - Akabur is finally becoming what I was always meant to be: a trend originator and a savior of the human race! 

Alright, I'll t...

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051 - Proof Of Life Post.

Hi, bros. Mr.Family-Friendliness here! No, that doesn't sound right... Let's see... I am cheerful, optimistic and all-around friendly guy... What should I call myself? Hm... Well of course! It's not Mr.Family-Friendliness, it's... Comrade Positivity!!! Namaste Suka Blyat'! <3

What Kind Of Post? A Proof Of Life Post! It's been a while since we had one of thes...

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050 - Green Grass Appreciation Post.

Hi, bros. This week I've been doing some research on Lara's old-school outfits and it made me very nostalgic for the way they used to do character design in video games: so vibrant and almost instantly iconic. The older I get the more often I start to miss the good-old-days: when men were manly, women were feminine and the grass was green. Namaste.

Wow. Post #50. I gu...

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049 - The Love Letter To SWTOR.

May the force be with--  No... No, to heck with this. I am not going to pretend that I am Star Wars fan or that I know much about the universe. Because I honestly do not. Namaste, dear bros. Welcome to Monday Post #049. This will be a weird one...

On MMORPGs in general. First of all let me say that I've never played any of MMORPGs ever. Popular ones, obscure ones...

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048 - Another year down the drain.

Konnichiwa minna san! Welcome to the most positive and family friendly place on the platform: Akabur's Monday Posts! How do you like this week's cover image? Pretty impressive right? I put it together myself! I'm not sure what is it supposed to say, but who cares really... Some sort of positive message no doubt. And there you go! This is the quality content I am known for! Thank you for all your pledges. Namaste <3

2018-12-31 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

047 - The Family Friendly Ninja Strikes Again!

Hi, bros! Namaste! Congratulations! You survived another week! Christian side hug! I don't have a medal for you, but if I did I would have totally given it to you, because you deserve it! (Seriously though, I appreciate you are giving a damn about my idiotic Monday posts.)

End of Patreon? Blah-blah-blah, Pateron is slowly folding in on itself, blah-blah-blah, s...

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046 - ANDROID RELEASE.

ANDROID. First things first: I just sent the APK download links to freaking everyone, but if you didn't get the message just go to my twitter. Also huge thanks to Xaljio for compiling the android version for us, as always.

Oh, and... Namaste of course. I am the king of the family friendly content creators here on Patreon, but everyone is already aware of that of course.

2018-12-17 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

045 - EPISODE 04. Public release.

Hello guys! Your family friendly neighborhood Akabur is here. What do you know, still dishing out Monday posts like nobody's business! I hope everyone is having a great Monday! 

Welcome new patrons! I would like to give a warm welcome to all the new patrons. Thank you for all the "I just gave you $1, where are my damn links?" messages. Very cool!

Did you g...

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044 - Star Channel 34. EPISODE 04.

First things first. Episode 04 is out. Congratulations everyone! I just sent out a bulk message with some family friendly content in it to all the PROCESSED patrons. Now, if you are one of the PROCESSED patrons and didn't get the message - PM me. If the testing goes well, the public release will be next Monday. Namaste ^^

P.S. A PROCESSED patron is someone who supported me for at least one month with at least $1.

My Saves? Right, your ol...

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043 - Ahegao Coffee.

Hello, guys! Your favorite, family friendly content creator here with another Monday post. And before you start asking: no I don't know who the girl on the photo above is, but that ahegao coffee sure looks delicious! So without further ado let me welcome you to another Monday Post! Hugs, positive vibes and namaste <3

About the work. I must tell you right away that ...

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042 - Inspirational quotes.

Hello, friends. I know you read these Monday posts solely for the family friendly content and occasional not offensive jokes. But please allow me to take a moment to acknowledge people who were a great inspiration and influence on me. Sasha Grey is one of those people. A strong independent woman that made my life (and millions of other I am sure) so much better. And she did that by just being herself. Honestly, I don't know what else I can say without getting too emotional....

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April. Irma. Turtles.

Well, here is the scan. Thank you for the support. Hugs and kisses and all that ^^

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041 - Educational Post.

Hello, guys. It's Monday again, so it's time to dispense some family friendliness on you. Along with some educational information, this time around. Yes, you heard me right, I am not satisfied with being the most family friendly content creator on Patreon. Now I am also brunching out into the educational sector. What a madman I am! 

Yes, I know that I've been creating family friendly educational games for years now. But why stop there, I say. Why not best...

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040 - I'm... I'm not sleepingdsdod;'efe;f'".p8[

The Unleashing. I am about to unleash another overwhelmingly family friendly dose of content on you. I hope you're ready. 

Everyone knows that sometimes I post pseudo-erotic stuff, but I am just doing that because it's funny. Ha-ha! But my true supporters know that I am all about family-friendly content only


To other news!...

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039 - Family Friendliness Overload!

Hello, friends. I hope you're ready for another portion of family friendliness. Hard to believe that my Pagtreon page in the "+18" listings, when I am obviously the most wholesome creator of anything ever. Oh well.


#039. Another Monday post with me having nothing to say. Making a post every week sure was a great idea. On the bright side of things though, this is p...

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