Hello, Traxians! Do you have a second?
How about a Split Second? Well, now you do!
It's a 90s action/horror/sci-fi movie - starring none other than the iconic Rutger Hauer.
There’s a vicious monster roaming the streets of London, eating victims’ internal organs.
When this guy orders steak and kidney pie, he says “Hold the steak and.... 2022-08-05 20:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Bridget and Mary Jo are back! And guess who's back with them? It's Jan in the Pan! That's right, the RiffTrax Llllllladies of Rrrrriffing are putting their hilarious spin on a fan-favorite from their MST3K past. This is a new HD transfer, too! Check out the first five minutes, exclusive to Traxians, and check out the full VOD riff here.
Dr. Bill Cortner has been busy defying the medical ... 2022-07-29 18:24:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy ho there, Traxians!
RiffTrax just recently celebrated our 16th birthday with a huge sale and the release of an update to our Online Party Game! When RiffTrax first launched in July of 2006, did we ever think we'd be crafting an Online Party Game? The answer is a resounding, "No, we did not."
While Super and Ultra Traxians got to attend it live, the video of this latest Hangin' Out With RiffTrax is now available for Traxians of all levels! Watch it above or download it 2022-07-27 23:08:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Traxians!
Your old pal Erik here. Let's watch another Turkey this Thursday, whaddo ya say? This week, I'll host a watch party just for Patrons, wherein we'll screen our riff of THE POWER. (That's right, another movie whose title starts with "The"!)
Here's our synopsis:
It seems like every time a movie character unearths a mysterious idol from an ancient ruin, some cursed demon ends up imbuing them with a psychotic need to kill. Bu... 2022-07-26 18:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Traxians!
RiffTrax just turned 16! And of course we're having a sale to celebrate, but even better than that, we're riffing The Return of Swamp Thing LIVE from Nashville in less than a month!
One of the things we always craft early on is a trailer for the live event, since that's required to promote the upcoming show.
The lines for the trailer are written ahead of, and sep...
2022-07-21 19:35:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, Traxians, to another installment of Talkin' RiffTrax!
Today, the guys bring you their post-riff-recording chat about our latest Chuck Connors-starring riff, Day of the Assassin. They briefly recall some of their favorite scenes and other things you might enjoy from our latest riff.
Enjoy!
You can download this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax right 2022-07-18 21:36:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians! Happy Friday... of the Assassins! That's right, it's time for another new B-movie riff, which we've just posted to the site. We're telling you now before anyone else - and here's the first five minutes, just for you!
It’s Day of the Assassin, and all the 70's guys are here!
Our suave leading man and seductive international man of mystery: a le... 2022-07-15 17:35:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Traxians!
It's time for another installment of TURKEY THURSDAY! This time, we're going dark... real dark.
In The Dark, William Devane, currently starring in commercials where he convinces older folks it’s a good idea to put all their money in gold, is a “sexy” former cop turned novelist (sure, why not) out to avenge his daughter’s death in a battle against… whatever is happening in The Dark. Really, we spent a... 2022-07-06 18:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians!
Kevin and Mike return to your screens to discuss the insanity that is MIKEY! They dig in a little bit more into some of the actors who managed to get parts in this horror movie, acting their hearts out. Enjoy!
You can download this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax right here.
P.S. The "Scream Queen" the guys refer to is Ashley Laurence, known for her work ...
2022-06-29 20:17:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Not to be confused with our own Mikey J Nelson, the movie is MIKEY about a precocious teenager who just loves to murder!
Yes, whether it’s tossing a hairdryer into a bathtub, or a savage beating with a baseball bat, there’s nothing Mikey enjoys more than murdering people who show him affection and kindness.
Adopt him? You’re on his hit list! Teach him math? Better watch it... 2022-06-27 17:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Traxians! Have you escaped from the Bronx?
Well, if not, good! Because then you probably wouldn't be able to watch this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax, where Mike and Kevin spoil the plot of our latest riff — and whether Trash does, in fact, escape the Bronx. Check it out using the streaming player above, or you can download this video 2022-06-08 20:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Traxians! This past Friday we released our all-new take on a classic(?) fan-favorite(?) riff subject, Escape from the Bronx!
When RiffTrax last paid a visit to the Bronx, it was a festering heap of violence, filth, and burning barrels. And now they’re saying we have to leave???<... 2022-06-06 21:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians! With Memorial Day behind us, blockbuster season has officially begun! Keeping that in mind, let's go in the complete opposite direction for another Turkey Thursday, shall we?
This week's entry is THE PHANTOM CREEPS.
Bela Lugosi plays Dr. Zorka, a mad scientist who has taken on a few too many projects at once. Robots, invisibility belts, picking up hitchhikers and then immediately driving them off cliffs... he’s a busy guy! Fortunately, ... 2022-06-01 19:03:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Just when you thought the "Business" was "Finished" - along comes Universal Soldier III to prove you otherwise!
More Burt Reynolds! And he's occasionally doing a bad Irish accent! The guys dig into that even more, and some of the other non-Burt-Reynolds actors, in this latest episode of Talkin' RiffTrax for "UniSol" 3. Enjoy!
You can download this video here.
2022-05-24 22:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Brand new on RiffTrax.com, it's a 1998 made-for-TV Universal Soldier sequel that isn't in any way related to the second movie in the original film's universe, Universal Soldier: The Return (released the following year), but is related to the second TV movie, 2022-05-20 19:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, Traxians! Erik here.
I can't do a Turkey Thursday this week, unfortunately, but here's something I think you'll enjoy at least as much: a new episode of the Talkin' RiffTrax podcast!
In this installment, Mary Jo, Bridget, and I talk about their latest venture into Mary Higgins Clark'ses cinematic universe, the wine-focused murder mystery A Crime of Passion.
W...
2022-05-18 21:18:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Traxians!
Kevin and Bill stuck around after recording their lines for our latest VOD release, Jurassic Shark! (Mike recorded his later once he had recovered.)
Enjoy!
You can also download this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax right here.
2022-05-16 21:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hold onto your butts - it's JURASSIC SHARK! Our latest B-Movie riff.
There are so, so many shark movies. That’s probably because audiences keep going for them like a shark after a fresh bucket of Richard Dreyfuss. Big shark movies, little shark movies, expensive shark movies, cheap shark movies, tornado-and-irony based shark movies… and people still want more! It might even inspire you ... 2022-05-13 18:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Traxians!
It's time for another Turkey Thursday! This week, we'll turn our attention to an older movie, whose goofy-sounding title leads me to believe this movie was destined for us to riff it.
Join me Thursday, May 12th at 3:30pm Pacific / 6:30pm Eastern at this secret Scener link. As always, you just need Google Chrome and the 2022-05-10 22:09:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there Traxians!
If you don’t know me, my name is Peter Hunter, and I’ve been working at RiffTrax since July 2016 handling the digital marketing duties for the company. A lot of this past year, however, I’ve been working as a producer for a (previously) secret project for RiffTrax. By now you’ve probably seen the big announcement: RiffTrax just released a video game! I wanted to give you Trax...
2022-05-05 20:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Not to be confused with Dangerous Men, it's A Dangerous Man - RiffTrax Style!
Right after recording the riff to this late 2000s Steven Seagal misfire, the guys thought to dig in deeper and explore the film's many qualities, like Seagal's very serious voice, the vagueness of where any of the characters are from (including Seagal himself), and more!
Watch using the streaming player above, or download this episode of Talkin' RiffTrax 2022-05-03 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
NOTE: CONTAINS BRIEF NUDITY (Thankfully, not Seagal)
Happy Monday, Traxians!
This past Friday we brought you our first-ever riff of a Steven Seagal film, A DANGEROUS MAN! And today, we bring you its extended preview just for Traxians. (The episode of "Talkin' RiffTrax" for this one is right on its heels, so stay tuned!)
Steven Seagal, the Seven Mary Three of 90s action stars, has spent the past twenty years carving out a nice little niche releasing movies shot... 2022-05-02 19:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya, Patreon People! Some light spoilers ahead.
Mike, Kevin, and Bill discuss our latest Just the Jokes riff, for M. Night Shyamalan's movie OLD! It's like The Happening, but instead of the mysterious ailment being caused by wind, it's caused by... minerals, or something?
The guys stuck around after reco...
2022-04-26 23:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Traxians!
It's new riff day! And, just for something different, it's a "Just the Jokes" riff! This time, the subject is OLD, the M. Night Shyamalan thriller-type film that was also based on a graphic novel! (Most movies these days are based on graphic novels, in fact.)
So here for your enjoyment is an extended preview. And! If you backed our 2022 Kickstarter at the $1 level or above, you get this MP3 riff for FREE! Just visit the Kickstarter Rewards page here...
2022-04-22 18:32:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, Traxians!
Erik here. And much like The Terminator, I'm back! (The Turkeynator? Hmm.. I'll keep workshopping that.)
We're pretty busy these days at the ol' RiffTrax HQ, preparing the Kickstarter campaign rewards, working on some new apps, preparing our Game, etc. etc. But let's take some time this Thursday, April 21st, to do another Turkey Watch Party over on Scener! (We'll use Vimeo, so no subscription is required - just a Scener account, and the Google Chrome browser th...
2022-04-19 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Super and Ultra Traxians!
The video of our Hangin' Out for April is here for all Traxian levels!
For April's Patreon exclusive webinar, we've got quite the doozy lined up for you! You've seen the news by now: RiffTrax is making a video game.
Well, let's talk about it! Mike, Kevin, Bill, Sean and Conor were joined by R...
2022-04-07 16:22:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Traxians!
Mike, Kevin and Bill are back again to talk about our recent riff on MST3K classic, Zombie Nightmare! Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare’s Jon Mikl Thor returns with a baseball bat and an incredibly indiscreet tank top, Adam West gives his least energetic performance since 2022-04-04 20:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians!
Happy Friday! Fresh for you on the site is an all-new take on a fan favorite starring the guy with the most metal name ever, Jon Mikl Thor: Zombie Nightmare! And it's in HD!
The dead have risen and they’re drinking Tim Hortons!
Rock ‘n’ Roll Nig... 2022-04-01 20:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Traxians!
This week's Turkey Thursday is a special one! We recently upgraded our riffed edition of MUTANT (starring Wings Hauser!) into HD, and so I thought this would be the perfect time to "premiere" it, so to speak. It may be a bit of an oldie (it will be 10 years old in May!) but it's still a goodie.
Not so much the X-Men kind of mutant, and not so much the Teenage Ninja ... 2022-03-30 22:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Traxians!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill continued to stand at their recording podiums after recording last week's riff, Rapid Assault! They discuss the many mustachioed men of the film, as well as Bill's favorite element: the under-appreciated, and yet overused, genre of "underwater SCUBA-submarine stuff."
Enjoy! And you can download this video 2022-03-30 17:50:27 +0000 UTC View Post