Hot Dog Store: The BIGFEETS mug
What do you hold your drinks in, some kind of cup without BIGFEETS on it? Pathetic.
If the AIMS team has taught us anything, it’s that you’ve gotta be prepared for anything. That’s where the BIGFEETS mug comes in.
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Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 41 - Phantom of the Forrest
This episode of Mountain Monster is brought to you by Bass Pro Shop apparently (?) The AIMS team is on another wild hunt for a rather mild BIGFOOT... have the boys lost their lust for huntin' squatch? Are poachers the new cryptid? Who farted? Trick question. The AIMS team is never not farting... but there's another scent in the air, could it be the winds of change? We'llll see!
2025-03-10 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 41 - Phantom of the Forrest
This episode of Mountain Monster is brought to you by Bass Pro Shop apparently (?) The AIMS team is on another wild hunt for a rather mild BIGFOOT... have the boys lost their lust for huntin' squatch? Are poachers the new cryptid? Who farted? Trick question. The AIMS team is never not farting... but there's another scent in the air, could it be the winds of change? We'llll see!
2025-03-10 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Crisis On Infinite Berks and HUNK WEEK
This is how we cap off HUNK WEEK, by bringing you the classic: Crisis On Infinite Berks.
Now, as you all know, this shirt comes in 9 different colors. Here it is in Heather Orange:
No...
2025-03-08 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHunk Week: Chippendales Presents Tall Dark and Handsome🌭
Seanbaby: Who has the best hunks?
Brockway: Cleveland Greyhound station around 2AM. They’re not the best looking but they’re real approachable.
Seanbaby: That's not at all what I mean, I think it's me, and we're about to find out. Get your VHS copy of 1987's Chippendales: Tall Dark & Handsome rea...
2025-03-07 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHunk Week: Hunk the Movie🌭
Hunk is a 1987 film following the '80s trend of be-careful-what-you-wish-for bodyswap cautionary tales. A pathetic loser gets more than he bargained for after being supernaturally transformed into the successful, universally attractive Hunk Golden.
On its surface, the film doe...
2025-03-06 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHunk Week: Big Lenny🌭
What is a hunk? Must a hunk be handsome and well-groomed? Or might he simply be, as the term suggests, an enormous, unwieldy slab of beef?
For too long, a restrictive understanding of hunkdom has stifled inquiry into the subject. On the occasion of this Hunk Week, I submit that we move towards a more expansive definition. And so I present to you an article that I probably could have writt...
2025-03-05 13:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 217, Dante's Cove with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! It's HUNK WEEK at the DOGGZZONE so get your lube ready, no more... I don't think you understand, MORE. Now slather it all over and get ready for some skinemax style hunks the likes of which you've probably seen if you're a fan of Green Arrow! They're young, dumb and showin' bums, they are the magical himbo hunks of Dante's Cove! Seri...
2025-03-05 12:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner - 217 MORE Dante's Cove with Lydia Bugg
Robert and Sean welcome back Lydia Bugg for would you guess it?? EVEN MORE Dante's Cove! It's HUNK WEEK after all and you're gonna get every square inch of writhing, oily, himbo hunk action... You deserve it!
2025-03-05 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 217, Dante's Cove with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! It's HUNK WEEK at the DOGGZZONE so get your lube ready, no more... I don't think you understand, MORE. Now slather it all over and get ready for some skinemax style hunks the likes of which you've probably seen if you're a fan of Green Arrow! They're young, dumb and showin' bums, they are the magical himbo hunks of Dante's ...
2025-03-05 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostHunk Week: Letters to Playgirl🌭
Note: difficult to explain to management.
Is anyone more committed to hunks than Playgirl? Yup. Playgirl puts words between dong spreads, while rivals choose purity of purpose. Half eschew logos for more dong. But Playgirl has history. It...
2025-03-04 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHunk Week: Fabio Fitness🌭
I'm thrilled to kick off Hunk Week with a tribute to the king of hunks, Fabio. You might think I've covered all things Fabio by this point, his brief musical career, his VHS of horny SNL sket...
2025-03-03 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: March Podcast Roundup
It’s funny, the way these are titled. It’s the March Podcast Roundup, but it is for the podcasts in February. Should it be the February podcast roundup? No. That has already been done. You know what else is done? This paragraph!
What a month though! We had Mike Drucker kick thi...
2025-03-02 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Hot Dogs vs. Lava Apes
Hot damn, the boys are up against the Lava Apes!
No better way to start the month than by bringing this one back out of the vaults. It’s just too good to be locked away.
This hot dog victory is immo...
2025-03-01 19:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Adventures of Ronald McDonald
One of the great things about garbage archaeology is bringing life to forgotten or broken art. Why, with a pioneering spirit and state-of-the-art image manipulation software, I can add whimsy or even zaniness to something as worthless as a 58-year-old McDonald's comic book! But something strange happened while I did that. I don't know if it was clown magic or marketing forces beyond my understa...
2025-02-28 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Holy Heroes Catholic Legos🌭
The LEGO crucifixion of Jesus Christ. What? Huh? Yes. No! Yes. Sorry. The LEGO crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
The Holy Mass: On Earth As It Is In Heaven teaches Catholic idea...
2025-02-27 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: You Are All Sanpaku
Yes there i found myself again not too long ago, movin smoothly through the overcrowded isles of the friends-of-the-library book sale, like a cool bobcat maybe. My disdane for those filthy resellers almost balanced out by my hearts fondness for the elderly romance hoarders. Almost. Just huntin and prowlin around my musty and fluoresent-lit territory, scannin and watchful for the finest local an...
2025-02-26 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 216, Rodeo of the Stars with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! Ever wanna see Pazuzu whip the horses eyes? Does Klinger's beguilement at equestrian acrobatics tickle your darkest desires? Does the cryptic musings of Bo Derick twist your chaps in knots? The fucks wrong with you? Let's find out as the DOGGZZONE visits the rodeo! Also Pee Wee Herman's there.
2025-02-26 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner - 216 HOMEMADE SEX TOYS with Lydia Bugg
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg to- what's that? You've already clicked play. Okie.
2025-02-26 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 216, Rodeo of the Stars with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE! Ever wanna see Pazuzu whip the horses eyes? Does Klinger's beguilement at equestrian acrobatics tickle your darkest desires? Does the cryptic musings of Bo Derick twist your chaps in knots? The fucks wrong with you? Let's find out as the DOGGZZONE visits the rodeo! Also Pee Wee Herman's there.
2025-02-26 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: 123 Frisky Sexual Fantasies & Erotic Roleplay Ideas
When someone asks if you want to have sex, do you ever think, "I don't know. What's my character's motivation? Where is the pageantry? What are the stakes of this sexual interaction? Will there be terrible consequences if I don't cum? God, I hope so." Well, my friend, I have the perfect book for you.
2025-02-24 13:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Hot Dog Store: The BIGFEETS Hoodie
It’s another beautiful BIGFEETS day, and that means another beautiful BIGFEETS merch plug!
This week, I want to make sure you know about our hoodies.
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 40 - The Ash Man vs. Consent
Get ready for trauma on this very special episode of, Huckleberry: Special Victims Unit. The AIMS team is on a mission of retribution and healing as they hunt the ASH MAN, the short king molestation monster of Wirt county! Buckle in Hucklefucks, this episode is certified All Trigger Warning! "Fat Shaq" is on the prowl and he's cumming, (sic) for YOU!
2025-02-24 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 40 - The Ash Man vs. Consent
Get ready for trauma on this very special episode of, Huckleberry: Special Victims Unit. The AIMS team is on a mission of retribution and healing as they hunt the ASH MAN, the short king molestation monster of Wirt county! Buckle in Hucklefucks, this episode is certified All Trigger Warning! "Fat Shaq" is on the prowl and he's cumming, (sic) for YOU!
2025-02-24 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Catalog of Cursed Artifacts and more
Do you find it hard trying to explain what goes on here to the people in your life? Let’s make it a little bit easier for you with our CATALOG OF CURSED ARTIFACTS!
Oh yeah, that thing is beautiful.
Fucking Day: Joy of the Quickie
I'm sure many of you have said, "I need a list of locations where I can have sex, I don't care who sees, and getting arrested is part of my fetish." If so, author Kate Stevens wrote the perfect book for you.
Published in 2011, The Joy of the Quickie - More Than 150 Ways to Do It NOW! 2025-02-21 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Reflecting Day: Hot Dog Shakeup 🌭
Five years ago, we started 1-900-HOTDOG with a simple mission: Make enough money to buy a private island, Ron Perlman, and 30 feral baboons for an interactive remake of Primal Force. We’re not there yet, but we have come a long way. If we wanted to, right now, we could get a budget hotel room, Jake Busey, and 2 orangutans who used to smoke cigarettes in an Arizona dive bar. An...
2025-02-20 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner 215 - CORRUPTION with Jason Pargin
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Jason Pargin as we all suffer through the ins and outs of systemic corruption... but fret not! Sonic p*ss fetish is here.. your sacred salve, rejoice!
2025-02-19 15:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 215, The Prison Rap with Jason Pargin
Seanbaby & Brockway welcome back special guest, Jason Pargin to the DOGGZZONE! How do you save a dying town in the late 80's? Why, through cunning use of systemically racist hiphop! Join the DOGGZONE as they spit hot bars in the face of terrible wh...
2025-02-19 14:59:46 +0000 UTC View Post