Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot"""
This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!
Welcome to my Final Destination. I left Puppet Week unscathed, thanks to timely interference from Gen Urobuchi, the one true God. But homunculi hate <...
2024-11-12 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostOnce a week I wake up in a cold sweat, shaking. I cry out; I’m convinced that they’ve found me. I’m about to get Swank’d.
The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in.
We’ve got the shirt available right here. This thing is beautiful, I have one on my desk and I’ve been staring at it for so long I’ve forgotten what my parents faces looked like.
Also available in an 2024-11-09 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
When I started 1900HOTDOG with Brockway in 2020, there was an implied deal– we would never be apart again. And for many years that was true– we shared ninja movies, 2024-11-08 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oof, November already? It feels like just yesterday we were getting upset watching Joe Piscopo's Halloween Party, nerding out about the Beenado on 9-1-1’s season 8...
2024-11-07 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: In part 1 of our winning series on Mark Millar's fundamental misunderstanding of intelligence, we talked about many of the comic book geniuses Millar gave voice to. We covered everything from Professor X reading author minds before they finish their books to Dr. Doom's vegetable fish to Black Panther nearly remembering his password to Hank McCoy ...
2024-11-06 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!
Do you like classic 80's video games? You won't!
Seanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!
Dennard: Genius salute! I’m Dennard, local geniusologist and vagrant. I bear a gift from the UltraLibrary. “Bear” is like “have” for geniuses.
Dennard: We get these at Genius Orientation. They honor Mark Mill...
2024-11-05 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I've recently become accidentally very involved in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade fandom. You know how sometimes you learn one fact about a Betty Boop balloon and then you blink and it's been six hours and you know pretty much everything about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade except for the great secret of the Macy's parade fandom, which is the exact location of the Sonic The Hedgehog bal...
2024-11-04 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumours of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out? All these questions and more will be "answered"!
2024-11-04 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumours of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out? All these questions and more will be "answered"!
You’ve been wanting to buy a shirt, but hate the “standard” cut they all seem to come in? Well buddy, I’ve got news for you! Check out our selection of Women’s cut styled shirts!
Finally, get your hands on an 2024-11-02 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, everyone! I've run these numbers twice, and there's nothing worse than this. This is a collection of child trauma limericks written by Jordan Peterson. You will hate this. There is no other possible reaction to it for any person who has ever lived.
If you're not familiar with Dr. Jordan...
2024-11-01 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Lemuria. Before this column, I’d only experienced Lemuria through dumb books. Thanks to you, my Dear Hotdoggers, I’ve now experienced Lemuria through a fraud YouTuber visiting a hotel spa.
Many thanks to...
2024-10-31 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever wish you could be someone else? Someone different? Someone better? Maybe you wish you could be a kinder person, a more forgiving one. Maybe you wish you'd made different choices in your life. Why did you waste so much time in your teens and twenties alone in your room playing Sonic the Hedgehog games? You could have been somebody. Somebody who doesn't see Sonic the...
2024-10-30 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy)
Happy Halloween! We're giving out mouth guards, check it for razor blades... Fun!
Zak Koonce & Seanbaby marvel at Dirk Marshall's knowledge of... well, you'll just have to listen. Wear head protection!
Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy)
Happy Halloween! We're giving out mouth guards, check it for razor blades... Fun!
Every Dr. Anthony King, Hollywood Love Doctor short heals my heart. Not the way romance intends, mind you. More like an organ donor that likes drifting. My new aorta’s as light and free as our era. The writers skimmed the definitions of love, women, an...
2024-10-29 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
For one golden year, from 1975 to 1976, DC comics ran an anthology series called 1st Special Issue. It was a pretty cool idea for a series. Each issue would be the first appearance of a new character or team, and if it went over well enough, they could be spun into their own comic. This gave them the space to try some genuinely insane characters they never would have been able to exper...
2024-10-28 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostJust as the prophecy foretold, it’s new BIGFEETS shirt day! We’ve got hot new artwork looking for a chest to inhabit:
Take a look at how incredible this is, real high quality stuff:
Whe...
2024-10-26 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Revenge! Furious, lethal revenge! Or maybe a cute surprise! Or a little poo poo. You never know what form vengeance will take from author George Hayduke, the Master Trickster!
For more than thirty-five years, I’ve always begun this column with the same words: “All joking aside.” This has traditionally been used as a facetious overture before laying satirically into the various causes celebre with which I take umbrage. It’s really quite funny, if you’re smart. If you don’t find that funny, there’s a good chance you are considered the dumb person in your ...
2024-10-24 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The holidays are right around the corner! The decorations are up! The scented candles are out! And the judging of everyone else’s method for celebrating has begun. No matter what you do, Halloween and Christmas decorations will always go up far too early or ridiculously too late. And, if you’re someone who puts up Thanksgiving decorations, you have too much time on your hands and need to st...
2024-10-23 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!
2024-10-23 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little Extra Weiner... Hey. Don't be gross. You know what we mean.
Penis.
Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!
