Fucking Day: Game of Clones
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Nerding Day: Beenado🌭
About three months ago I kicked in the doors of the Hotdog office and announced to the room. “I will be covering the Beenado. Nobody else even looks at the Beenado. IT’S MINE.” Usually, contested articles are decided by Kumite, but weirdly, no one fought me for 9-1-1’s three-episode season 8 premiere event. Weird, but ok.
If you’re unaware of the show 9-1-1 2024-10-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Merch??!
The UFO Cowboys have found you, and now only one shirt can save you...
Buy enough shirts and maybe—just maybe—Brockway will love you enough to return!
*No guarantee...
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 31 - UFO COWBOYS???
Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway's absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEETS boys face certain doom for moonlighting against their beloved Mountain Monsters hillbillies?
2024-10-21 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 31 - UFO COWBOYS???
Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway's absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEETS boys face certain doom for moonlighting against their beloved Mountain Monsters hillbillies?
2024-10-21 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: We Got Hoodies!
Trying to rep the Hot Dog, but temperatures are starting to drop? Don’t worry about it, because we’ve got you covered. Haha, get it? Incredible. But really, we have hoodies now! Check it out:
We got your 2024-10-19 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: 200 Proven Ways and Places to PICK UP GIRLS!
Pick-up artist books are the best. The authors are always an impossible combination of stupid and condescending. They explain how to hunt women as if they're confused, easily tricked animals, but for an audience who in their very loins know that's not true. They never tell you how to fuck well because that's not the point, and you probably won't, so in the end these books end up being instructi...
2024-10-18 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Joe Piscopo’s Halloween Party🌭
Well its kinda weird if you think about it that there was only ever one Halloween 1987. Ever! Now Im not tryin to pretend one year is objectionally better than another, i just personally happen to have a fondness for some more than others, due to nostalgia you see, and well, just think about that October. Lookin back on a summer of Robcop and Predator and Lethal Weapon and did you hear...
2024-10-17 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The National Turtle Quiz Jokebook
One Christmas when I was very young, I was delighted to open an enormous wrapped box full of loose Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys. Decades later, my mother told me that because we hadn't had a lot of money at the time, she'd spent every Saturday morning the summer of that year going to yard sales and scooping up Turtles toys for cheap. I didn't know the difference as a kid, and as an adult t...
2024-10-16 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 197, Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall
Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS your favorite movie. No follow up questions.
2024-10-16 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner 197 - Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall
Seanbaby and Dirk would like to know; Are you ready for some TIDBITS?! We know you are... come get a handful. Pervert.
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 197, Techno Warriors with Dirk Marshall
Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS your favorite movie. No follow up questions.
2024-10-16 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Blah Girls
Remember the South Park-inspired classic, Blah Girls?
You know, Blah Girls. Or BlahBlahBlah, they were flakey on...
2024-10-15 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Illegally Easy Halloween Costumes for Kids
Children are great because they have no dignity. Want to put your lump of human dough in a silly costume and parade them around? That is fine and, in fact, encouraged, which is why Halloween is the best time of year. In fact there's a whole book dedicated to making your child look as ridiculous as possible. It's for people who have the ability to sew and can, therefore, steal copyrighted charac...
2024-10-14 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Year 2 Dogg Cru
Look at this throwback all the way back to the Year 2 Dogg Cru. All of your favorites are there!
It has action, it has chaos, it has the heroes you love and the villains you hate. Look at that sick motorcycle jump! Is that an orphanage in the background? Wow, I’m sold! 2024-10-12 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Upsetting Day: Can You Guess The Fate of Puppets?
Can you predict puppet? Can anyone? We're about to goddamn find out.
Today we're playing a deduction game of puppet climax. Pulled from thousands upon thousands of comic books, I am going to show you the opening to puppet stories. Many puppet stories. More puppet stories than you t...
2024-10-11 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: October Podcast Roundup
Hello again! Wow, what a month you’ve had, what with punching your way through the Street Fighter 2 Storytelling game, nerding out about the 2024-10-10 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Upsetting Day: What Is 'What Is It?' Is It 'It?'
Welcome, friends and investigative journalists looking for clues as to where the bodies are buried (Hint: did you know that strong smell Cinnabon pumps out can cover anything?). This week the column is back to basics and in touch with my roots, groping tendrils that in their fleeting youth sought sustenance and found only 2024-10-09 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Video Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 196, Hard Ticket to Hawaii with Mark Mahoney
Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies will absolutely acknowledge "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" as one!
Hard Ticket to Hawaii: "You will believe a snake has cancer."
2024-10-09 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner 196 Hard Ticket to Hawaaii with Mark Mahoney
What was that?? Enough, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" already??
SILENCE villain!
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 196, Hard Ticket to Hawaii with Mark Mahoney
Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies will absolutely acknowledge "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" as one!
Hard Ticket to Hawaii: "You will believe a snake has cancer."
2024-10-09 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Playboy Bunny Employee Manual
HOPPER-4. RISE.
REMAIN CALM. ORIENTATION WILL BEGIN SHORTLY.
Learning Day: 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose Besides Wear Them🌭
There was a dark time in the 1980s when pantyhose mania struck the nation. We'd just learned that apparently we have a climate? And that climate might be changing? The nation reacted to this traumatic news in the most '80s way possible. They made horrific pantyhose goblins:
I don't know why...
2024-10-07 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: BIGFEETS - Episode 30, Trapper vs. THE ABYSS
The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: The Squalling Savage of Central Kentucky: The AIMS crew meanders under new leadership as Trapper reels in the face of Death's grim rictus.
2024-10-07 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS - Episode 30, Trapper vs. THE ABYSS
The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: The Squalling Savage of Central Kentucky: The AIMS crew meanders under new leadership as Trapper reels in the face of Death's grim rictus.
2024-10-07 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: We Are Corey Shirt
We speak as one. We grow as one. And now we can dress as one! Experience pure ego death and become Corey with the best shirt we are writing an article about this week! Don’t wait too long to become Corey, buy a shirt today so you can tell the collective that you got in on the ground floor.
If you d...
2024-10-05 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Semenology
Welcome, adventurous reader. Pour yourself a glass of mostly semen.
I should have probably eased you into 2013's SEMENOLOGY: THE SEMEN BARTENDER'S HANDBOOK, but are there any words that could have bridged the gap between the life you were living and this one, where you now know a s...
2024-10-04 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: No Escape (with Pierce Brosnan)
I regret watching the film No Escape (2015). It’s a silly, stupid, racist movie, made by horror dolts. It’s also a waste of Pierce Brosnan.
As I’ve discussed once or 2024-10-03 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Nerding Day: The 1988 Academy Award for Live Action Short Film🌭
We will never be free of the tyrannical, coke-addled grip of the 1980s. I have come to believe this at the core of my very being. Certainly, I'm not helping by writing about shit like Captain Power and 2024-10-02 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Video Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 195, Dollman 2 with Shawn DePasquale
Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest, Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON'T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PACE! Dollman 2 has everything you never wanted jam packed into four infinite scenes. Running time 61 minutes.
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