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Extra Weiner 195 - Dollman 2 with Shawn DePasquale

Sean, Liddy and Shawn dive a little deeper into Dollman madness!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 195, Dollman 2 with Shawn DePasquale

Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest, Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON'T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PAC...

Nerding Day: Woke Content Detector

God, life is wonderful. Armored Core 6 fulfills my mech fetish, Baldur’s Gate 3 replaces sunlight, and Eric Adams is crying right now. Though all that beauty makes staying current tough. I’ve been playing too many games to follow ga...

Nerding Day: They Might Be Elders

What if Kidz Bop didn’t Bop at all? That’s the question the Mormon church set out to answer with their Mormon pop music parody band They Might Be Elders. Content warning: I’ve seen a lot of shit writing for this website, and the full body cringe I got from listening to this album collapsed my stomach into a black hole that sucked me into another dimension. It was radical. Look out, kids, ...

Hot Dog Store: Cursed Artifacts Shirt

Confuse your friends and anger your foes with our newest shirt, showcasing a wonderful catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension!

At least pretend you have a choice in the matter. Give yourself a little agency here. The cursed objects have already chosen you, so 2024-09-28 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Punch Comics

Long ago, deranged artists reimagined the world in punch. They discarded storytelling and philosophy, replacing it all with drunk violence. Science and reason– punched! Many gorillas– punched! Historians and academics call it the Golden Age of Comics.

I often exhume relics of this lost civilization for a thing called 2024-09-27 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Street Fighter 2 The Storytelling Game 🌭

Tabletop roleplaying sure is hard when you have no friends! And that’s a real problem for me because I love collecting tabletop RPG books and guides. This reveals a deep sadness within me, but they feel like textbooks for the imagination! Between art, flavor text, and the gameplay, RPG books are almost as good alone as they are in a game! And by “almost as good” I mean “Go...

Nerding Day: Rewind or Die

As a relatively new addition to the 1900HOTDOG All-Stars team of loosely affiliated comedy writers and kid sleuths, I feel I’ve finally settled in enough to be able to speak to the arc of a dogger in the midst of being seasoned. Although I’ve written for other sites, each is a unique beast reflecting its proprietors, and there are always some new ropes to learn and skills to pick up. In thi...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 194, Celebrity Cartoons with Erik Barnes

Seanbaby and Hana Michels welcome special guest, Erik Barnes to the DOGGZZONE to discuss cash grab cartoons, birds... so many birds, AND just how attractive you REALLY find horses. Answer: We don't want to know, (DM us)

Extra Weiner 194 - Gary Coleman Professional Angel

Sean baby, Hana and Erik proudly introduce the majesty that is Gary Coleman... in cartoon form!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 194, Celebrity Cartoons with Erik Barnes

Seanbaby and Hana Michels welcome special guest, Erik Barnes to the DOGGZZONE to discuss cash grab cartoons, birds... so many birds, AND just how attractive you REALLY find horses. Answer: We don't want to know, (DM us)

Fucking Day: Virgin Extinction Island

A box! I have great luck with these. Maybe it’s my computer parts, intact and early. Happy birthday, me!

2024-09-24 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: 101 Ways to Get Back At Your Ex

There's not a lot of set criteria for what makes a good 1900HOTDOG article. It can be a book, a building, a 2024-09-23 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS - Episode 29, The AIMS Crew vs. The Stonish Giant

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Stonish Giant of Harrison County: The AIMS crew discover the subtle differences between flint and... flint. Mud armor, ACTIVATE!

BIGFEETS - Episode 29, The AIMS Crew vs. The Stonish Giant

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Stonish Giant of Harrison County: The AIMS crew discover the subtle differences between flint and... flint. Mud armor, ACTIVATE!

Hot Dog Store: Lava Apes of the Lost Diamond City

So many apes, lost forever… But boy was it worth it! Get your hands on this limited edition* shirt commemorating Seanbaby and Brockway’s incredible victory over the Lava Apes of The Lost Diamond City.

C’mon, our boys didn’t defend your rights in the laser wars for you NOT to buy a shirt! Have ...

Upsetting Day: This Is For You, U.S.A.! 🌭

How many ways are there to celebrate America? Let's see, there's Nebraska. Scottie Pippen. Masters of the Universe Evil Pit of Gruesome Goo Playset. Pigeons. Actually, let me check my local library. It's possible someone wrote a book about this and I can save myself a lot of hard work. Oh! Here we go! Perfect:

2024-09-20 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: Girl-Kart

I keep hearing folks talk about hi brow this and lo brow that which as far as I can tell means: feel bad if you don't like it and feel bad if you do, respectavely, and I guess I'm here to say that I couldent tell you which one is which this one is:

I only know that we'll all of us feel some...

Nerding Day: Bonejackin'!

Freejack is a 1992 movie in which racecar driver Emilio Estevez is ripped from his time into a dark and twisted future to serve as a host body for the decaying consciousness of an old rich bastard. It was released in the long dark night of the Estevez soul, the period after Repo Man and The Breakfast Club but before The Mighty Ducks. That era also in...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 193, Werewolf with Vanessa Guerrero

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest, Vanessa Guerrero back to the DOGGZZONE to discuss low octane werewolves and their cum plugging moon rituals!

Extra Weiner 193 - MORE Werewolves with Vanessa Guerrero

Seanbaby, Brockway and Vanessa Guerrero dive a little deeper into the insecurities of the Tuesday Night Werewolf Club

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 193, Werewolf with Vanessa Guerrero

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest, Vanessa Guerrero back to the DOGGZZONE to discuss low octane werewolves and their cum plugging moon rituals!

Nerding Day: Pastor Jay Begins! To Drink!

No thanks, I’m cutting back. I don’t need fundamentalist superheroes to have a good time.

Not that I’m addicted to2024-09-17 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Moms! On The... Net!?

The year the internet became widely available in the small village where I was raised, it brought along with it a flood of divorces. A friend of mine's mother moved to England to marry a man she met in an Elton John chatroom, a great place to meet tons of men. The instructional VHS Moms On The Net begins with a warning, "This video will help you unleash the power of the internet," and ...

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake Shirt

You didn’t ask for the Hot Dog Handshake, but it found you anyway. Now what are you gonna do about it?

You should probably buy the shirt, it seems like the safest option. Answers a whole lot of questions ...

Nerding Day: God & Guns Why I Am Not a Pacifist 🌭

Kill everyone, like Jesus would. Hi, I only got sixteen words into this book's title before I started writing about it, so I'm not sure what to expect. Let's explore 2014's GOD & GUNS Why I am Not a Pacifist Defend Your Family! Kill Attackers in Christian Love together.

It...

Reflecting Day: Hiatus Announcement

We’re not much for self-reflection, unless you mean that thing where you go to comb your hair with a switchblade, then see the mirror and realize it’s already perfect. So it’s been a while since our last Reflecting Day, but there have been a bunch of huge Hot Dog developments we just haven’t formally announced. Let’s get formal, motherfuckers.

First up ...

Podcasting Day: Dogg Zzone Roundup!

Look, I get it. You’ve had a busy month, what with learning about EGG magazine, reading comics by the American Nazi Party, and smoking crack with 2024-09-12 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Teamworking Day: Project Nim Part 2

Dennard: Happy Very Special Teamworking Day Part 2! We're still learning about ape science. If you're reading this before yesterday's article, that's wrong. Which is fine. A few things went wrong last time too. Because it looked like Columbia bought, drugged, groped, and sold a monkey. But I've touched base with tech support. And a few other supporters.

2024-09-11 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 192, Bladesmen with Michael Swaim

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK