Nerding Day: Marty Party in Space
It's Nerding Day and it's time to party! Marty style! But also space style, because Marty Stuart is having a Marty Party In Space!
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Reflecting Day: 1900🌠Should Not Exist đźŚ
Year 4 of 1900🌠has begun. Can you believe it? We’re no longer plucky young comedy rookies hoping to make an impression on the chief, but seasoned veterans of the Hilarity Wars nursing whiskeys to block out the memories. This is an establishment now. An institution. One more year and we ...
2023-03-02 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 112 - Barbarians & Brothers with Katie Goldin
Brockway rolls up character sheets for Seanbaby and Katie Goldin as they take their Barbarian Brother role-playing to the next level, in the Brothers and Barbarians RPG. They fight Regis Philbin in this one!
2023-03-01 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: The Barbarian Game DLC with Katie Goldin đźŚ
Katie Goldin is an animal expert, and her show Creature Feature is a kind-hearted, funny look at nature’s many mistak...
2023-03-01 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: MYFAROG đźŚ
Now that we’ve sprinted past Cyberpunk 2077, I need a new escape. To watch megacorporations feed a civil war, I can open a window. So I’m going back to my roots: tabletop games, our culture’s unpaid interns. In terms of ideas making other people rich, pen-and-paper RPGs are rig...
2023-02-28 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Nathfield
Lately, I've been asking myself a question I know no one else on earth ever has: whatever happened to that Garfield cult? You may recall around nine months ago, I set out to explore 2023-02-27 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Teamworking Day: Total Self Defense
In the 1980s anybody who could snap kick was called “Grandmaster,” and you had to pay $15 a month plus belt fees to listen to a man who lost a fight to every cheesesteak he ever met talk about discipline. Grandmaster John McSweeney is exactly that man. He was an early adopter of American ...
2023-02-24 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Conservation Corps đźŚ
In the '90s, most children knew the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from their TV show or traveling musical act. Or their toys, video games, or snack crackers. Maybe their clothing merchandise or gelatin dessert, but there was a whole other world of ninja turtles running parallel to ours no one ...
2023-02-23 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 111 - A Wishful Book Game with Jason Pargin
Seanbaby is done punishing Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin - now it's time to reward them with wishes! Infinite wishes! Surely there are no terrible catches here.
2023-02-22 13:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Behind the Corey with Jason Pargin đźŚ
It's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and we invited our dear friend and bestselling author, Jason Pargin, on to promote his next book, Zoey is Too Drunk for This Dystopia. You can 2023-02-22 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Upsetting Day: The Beverly Hills Teens Hypnotism Episode
How did you celebrate Valentine’s Day? No doubt penning mind-control erotica and reading it to your lover’s prisoner by a fire. But what if all the sex were removed so the characters could be under 18, and the fires were the endlessly burning landscape of California? Then you’ve 2023-02-21 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: BDSM Coloring Book
Somewhere in the bowels of Amazon, I discovered the phrase "adult coloring book." Most of the time, these are just fun shapes for adults to color as a meditation exercise. Sometimes, however, adult coloring books are what I pictured when I first heard the phrase, which is a coloring book full...
2023-02-20 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Tricks to Pick Up Chicks đźŚ
Pick the three words you'd use to describe the perfect seduction artist. If you're like most women you said, "Married. Middle-aged. Magician." Rich Ferguson is all three of those, and in 2010 he self-published the culmination of all his cervix-opening techniques in a book called Tricks to...
2023-02-17 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Prime Mover đźŚ
In the 1980s, we had one powerful comedy bit: partiers crash the squares. Got a stuffy graduation ceremony? Not with Coors Light you don’t, crack one open and there are bikini girls under those robes. Professors are playing frisbee with the mortarboards. The dean is breakdancing. Every hair...
2023-02-16 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 109 - Basic Bitch Karate Maniac with Django Wexler
Brockway submission locks Seanbaby and fantasy author Django Wexler until they agree to learn all about Richard Fike, whose illustrious career as the least exciting karate grifter all began right there, with the masterful choreography of 1986's Masters of the Gridiron.
2023-02-15 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Masters of the Gridiron đźŚ
This week we’re talking ...
2023-02-15 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: UCSB's Self-Published Dorm
You’ve heard of self-published books, self-funded movies, and other “art” foisted on the world by a committed weirdo. Now it’s time to discover the self-published building.
Fucking Day: Bagged by the Groceries
Listen, I think one of the great things about the Internet is whatever your extremely specific thing is, you can find erotica for it. I won’t ever say we’ve gone too far with our erotica because it’s amazing to see what the human mind will do. However, I feel like erotica writers have b...
2023-02-13 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Vampire Jokes and Cartoons đźŚ
The year was 1974. "Fuck it," said a comedy book editor. "Fuck everything."
Vam...
2023-02-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Battle Hugs
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we travel the country in a hot air balloon promoting friendship.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First l...
2023-02-09 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 109 - More Good Sex with Hana Michels!
We're not done boning, 1980s style! Seanbaby, Brockway, and Hana Michels return for the Lightning Round of Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex, where every answer comes with the risk of premature ejaculation! Or the reward of mature ejaculation!
2023-02-08 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex with Hana Michels đźŚ
This is going to sound sexy, but it's not. 2023-02-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Learning Day: Helping Hands Homeschool Romance
Hello Hot-Dog Homies! Haha that is a bit of slang i used because it makes a clue about our topic for today which is another HHH word:
Upsetting Day: Charmin's Toilet Tunes
Advertising is hard, but no one has a harder job than the people who need to make toilet paper cool. It's the least cool paper product. Brawny can make you want to fuck their mascot, but toilet paper can't just slap a hot lumberjack on their package and hope for the best.
The marketing ...
2023-02-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: PUNCHES
I want to make this clear right away: this book is called PUNCHES. It's by a Texas cop, it's called PUNCHES, and this is the cover:
Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest Winners!
Nothin’ slaps, faps, or kidnaps quite like a custom van. Last year our community fell in love with sweet ass vans and were never seen again, please call 1900HOTDOG if you have any information. If you have some difficulty getting through, please keep tr...
2023-02-02 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 108 - The Undisputed III RPG with Vanessa Guerrero and Zak Koonce
Brockway, the cruel taskmaster, demands that Seanbaby and Zak Koonce fight Vanessa Guerrero's favorite Bloodsport ripoff: Undisputed III! Are they more complete fighters than the most complete fighter? That's most impossible!
2023-02-01 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Kumite the Home Game, Episode 2 with Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero đźŚ
It’s Kumite Day, the day you celebrate by fighting eight men in a row whenever whimsy strikes you.
Wait!
Don’t let whimsy strike you - strike first, strike last with Kumite: The Home Game! If you missed 2023-02-01 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking Day: Naked Attraction đźŚ
“Dating in reverse” sounds like meeting in divorce court and breaking up on a blind date. Or breaking up at a single’s mixer and meeting because they want white kids. It’s also the slogan of Naked Attraction, the outer limit of primate-o...
2023-01-31 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Wuthering High
In 2015 James Caan did a Lifetime original movie produced by The Asylum called Wuthering High. I found out about this while covering the production of James Caan classic Undercover Grandpa and set it aside, assuming one day I would be i...
2023-01-30 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post