You know him! You fear love him! That’s right, it is our unnamed mascot, JIMMY JIGGLES!
What a fun little guy, always hanging out representing that 1900HOTDOG Brand. Who knows how he came to be. The boys found him on that expedition to that one place that one time and haven’t been able to shake him yet.
Seanbaby: In the early '80s, a British company called CDS Micro Systems (later called CDS Software, later called Nimrod Holdings, later called Guildhall Leisure Services, later called iDigicon Limited, also called Blue Ribbon) started publishing computer games exclusively for the trash of disappointed children. Usually they were knockoffs of better games, sometimes they were discoun...
2025-08-29 12:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we learned how to do that old-timey acrobat thing where one of us leaps into the other’s arms upside down and then we take turns flipping onto each other’s legs. Fun tip: Try it naked! It’s the fastest way to get arrested at the DMV.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you kn...
2025-08-28 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Today it's hard to remember that there was a time when the right wing was vocally opposed to all things Harry Potter. Back in the 2000s, the biggest crime a piece of media could commit for the religious right was not being "woke," but undermining Christian values by encouraging children to cast magic spells, capture and battle pocket monsters, or use martial arts powers to blow holes in planets afte...
2025-08-27 12:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Robert and Eddie get MURDERED. All it took was Seanbaby throwing whole ass ninja's at them. Whodathunkit?
2025-08-27 11:58:01 +0000 UTC
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I'm sorry. The internet's for conversation, and I've monologued. Lichdom should be relatable. So today's interactive. You just need a few small things.
No morals. Extra bitterness. A toy store. A marker. A power drill. Paper. Decent handwriting. A spade. A jar. Red wine. Nine cents. A shovel. Ziploc bags. A lookout. A lawyer.
We can split the lawyer:
By 1960, we understood how to do comic books, right? Most of our beloved Superheroes had already been thriving for decades, but over at Archie Adventure Series comics, they were still trying to figure out the formula. So, even though we were into the Silver Age of comics by that point, Archie Adventure Comics was firmly holding onto the Golden Age, full of hokey characters with insane backstories like...
2025-08-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC
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You’ve seen the new yokai shirt, right? Great because this week I’m showing you the shirt that started it all:
No, not that one. But I couldn’t delete it, I think it is load bearing? I’m talking the original BIGFEETS shirt, and all of its friends!
Hell yeah, it’s our classic BIGFEETS illustra...
2025-08-25 11:59:01 +0000 UTC
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The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.
2025-08-25 11:58:00 +0000 UTC
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The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.
2025-08-25 11:57:01 +0000 UTC
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It’s a hot one out there, and there’s nothing like kicking back on a hot day with a frozen treat of your choice. But maybe take a bit extra care when rooting around in your freezer, because
That’s right, none of you are safe! And to make sure you always remember that, we have our pal Ice Pop Paul available on all sorts of clothing you can wear at all times!
2025-08-23 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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I have a tendency to exaggerate, so let me put this as gently as I can: the worst tragedy of 2001 was a book called HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN: A GUIDE FOR TONGUE-TIED MEN by John Christie.
I bought this book from getgirls.com, a woman-hunting s...
2025-08-22 12:00:15 +0000 UTC
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My name is Jamie Kelly. You probably know me better as THE DOGG ZZONE 9000’s Jamie “Cut That” Kelly. I've officially turned ambiguously old... and I'm on a mission. The perfect drunken night. And because I'm such an awesome friend, I'll be putting the tenuous weight of responsibility of a perfect night's libations s...
2025-08-21 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Explaining what I do here at 1-900 HOT DOG has proven difficult lately. Telling less online friends, prospective romantic partners, and cab drivers that I write about "uh, like old stuff? But funny. Like it's weird, you know? Snailiens, haha. That 2025-08-20 12:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Lydia Bugg is back to talk about "Zorann: Star Warrior," a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that begins with bitching and moaning, and ends with bitching and moaning. Somewhere in between the petulance exists a realm of limited possibilities, copyright adjacent ineptitude, and psychic sex pterodactyls.
Brockway is holding the site hostage and demands you order his book. It's gross, it's unethical, it's immoral, it's classic ...
2025-08-20 11:59:04 +0000 UTC
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Lydia Bugg is held captive to endure even more Zorann! And so are YOU.
2025-08-20 11:58:00 +0000 UTC
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Lydia Bugg is back to talk about "Zorann: Star Warrior," a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that begins with bitching and moaning, and ends with bitching and moaning. Somewhere in between the petulance exists a realm of limited possibilities, copyright adjacent ineptitude, and psychic sex pterodactyls.
Brockway is holding the site hostage and demands you order his book. It's gross, it's unethical, it's immora...
2025-08-20 11:57:01 +0000 UTC
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Ready for a kids' book?
Don't worry, it's not about hating people.
Or even by a nazi! I assume. If writer Terri Birkett's a nazi, she's pulling double lunatic duty. Tru...
2025-08-19 12:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Today, members of the hotdog society, I bring you a romance novel starring a young woman named Jules and The Kool-Aid Man, who also happens to be her step-brother. There’s no way to wade into that one, so I’m just putting it all out there immediately, in the same way the Kool-Aid man puts his fine glass cheeks out there on the cover of Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine.
2025-08-18 12:00:23 +0000 UTC
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I don’t know if you saw this on monday but in case you didn’t, BRAND NEW BIGFEETS DESIGN HOLY SHIT LOOK AT IT!
This week we released the newest BIGFEETS masterpiece and it is available for purchase right this second.
Brett went hard on this one and I appreciate the hell out of it. 2025-08-16 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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As I write these words in your Earth-past, Superman has yet to debut, but I’m certain my favorite superhero, Green Lantern Guy Gardner, is your new, breakout comic character. America loves its preposterous blowhards, and the future looks bright, in a green way.
2025-08-15 12:00:18 +0000 UTC
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Here’s what I wanted in an X-COM novel: Desperate soldiers and researchers work together to save the world from an enemy menace right as all seems lost! Endless dog fights in the sky! Countless tactical battles on the ground! And science, science, science! Perhaps just one more discovery will take down those horrid invaders!
Here’s what I got in an X-COM novel: A really tired base com...
2025-08-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC
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As America enters its Century of Humiliation, its political leadership is hard at work trying to make the country as unattractive as possible to potential tourist dollars. Consider that this may have the incredible result of creating a wave of embittered, ex-theme park employees with stolen mascot costumes, easy access to firearms, and a grudge against the administration. If trends continue, the guy who...
2025-08-13 12:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Pretty sure we've got the inside scoop on Ice Cube's new War of the World's movie, we're the very first on the scene for this, what very well may be the worst- What? TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, other podcasts, even Ice Cube himself beat us to the punch in making fun of this? So... so we did the algo face for nothing?
Also, 2025-08-13 11:59:02 +0000 UTC
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