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Extra Wiener - 240 More of the Worst of War of the Worlds with Jason Pargin

Even MORE War of the World nonsense with the sexiest man on all of social media, Jason Pargin!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 240, WAR OF THE WORLDS with Jason Pargin

Pretty sure we've got the inside scoop on Ice Cube's new War of the World's movie, we're the very first on the scene for this, what very well may be the worst- What? TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, other podcasts, even Ice Cube himself beat us to the punch in making fun of this? So... so we did the algo face for nothing?

Also, 2025-08-13 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Hatenanny Records

Ever heard singles by the American Nazi party?

Not the deep cuts–I’m not insane, after all. Just the American Nazi Party singles. You know, white power jams. Save the cheap shots at country, Hatenanny Records had genre variety. Alongside the country music, they indulged ...

Nerding Day: Star Wars Affirmation Cards

If a bully shook out all of the items in your backpack, what is the one item that would get you the most additional bullying? Correct, it's Star Wars Affirmation Cards. Statistically, if you're carrying Star Wars Affirmation Cards anywhere on your body, you deserve what's coming to you. I can't help it; that's just statistics.

2025-08-11 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS YOKAI 【ビッグフィーツ妖怪】

Brett is back in a big way with this BRAND NEW BIGFEETS DESIGN HOLY SHIT LOOK AT IT!

Look, we all know the Hot Dog writers are incredible. We see it every day week in and week out. But did you know there is also a team of artists so stupid good at arting that they can create visions that should never have been imagined? Brett is one such artist and this week he has delivered something I can’t ev...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 52 - The Blood Skull...

Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence... THE BLOOD SKULL. We're on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.)

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a ...

BIGFEETS Episode 52 - The Blood Skull...

Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence... THE BLOOD SKULL. We're on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.)

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a...

Hot Dog Store: The past is the future and the future the past

It’s been a while since we last featured the BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST, so let’s take a look.

Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. Look at how incredible this is, let's zoom in and appreciate it fully.

A masterful, cursed creation. And now it’s also available in a 2025-08-09 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Reflecting Day: Dominick Giacobbe The Mind Master

Two black eyes stare at you from the book. "MASTER YOUR MIND by Dominick A. Giacobbe," the book says. You wonder what it could possibly mean by that. "Mind Master Dominick Giacobbe Reveals the Secrets of Mind Power," the book says. Okay, you get it now.

Obviously, MASTER YOUR MIND (2011) is an instr...

Learning Day: Winning at Trivial Pursuit

I do not recommend the book Winning At Trivial Pursuit™ by Jeff Rovin. If nothing else, the book smells funny.

Winning At Trivial Pursuit™ is a dingy cheap-o paperback from 19...

Nerding Day: White Cobra Diamond Fox vs The Golden Eye

I think it was Simone de Beauvoir who said that we will know feminism has achieved its aim precisely when women are allowed to be as deranged, incompetent, and generally mediocre as men without it reflecting on their sex as a whole. And from that perspective, perhaps those women who doggedly pursue lives of self-obsessed madness are to be celebrated for their role in inching us ever closer to that world...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 239, VR.5 with Tom Reimann

Tom Reimann joins the DOGGZZONE to discuss... cyber... stuff. Cyber crime mysteries? It's the 90's and just like the 90's none of it makes any sense. But none of that matters because Pen Jilett is there, which means you're gonna need a password to the sex dungeon. Whatever your password for your old Earthlink email was... that's the password. Line up for your Virtual Boy helmets, it's to for, "VR.5" - woof.

Also, BUY R...

Extra Wiener - 239 BFTGH with Tom Reimann

It's time to fuck them brains with a rousing round of BRAINFUCKTOGODHOOD - Cyber Edition!

Tom Reimann's there so you don't have to suffer alone!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 239, VR.5 with Tom Reimann

Tom Reimann joins the DOGGZZONE to discuss... cyber... stuff. Cyber crime mysteries? It's the 90's and just like the 90's none of it makes any sense. But none of that matters because Pen Jilett is there, which means you're gonna need a password to the sex dungeon. Whatever your password for your old Earthlink email was... that's the password. Line up for your Virtual Boy helmets, it's to for, "VR.5" - woof. 2025-08-06 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Black Magic and Dark Rituals

Why do we suffer, demonless? Is a man not entitled to the demons of his brow? Is the Infernal Dream dead? Did we ever care about the poor (demonless), hungry (for demons), huddled masses yearning for demons (demons)?

I’ve read endless guides to cosmic begging, for nothing. I’m a lit professor, I don’t have time for books. If mall hoodoo can’t hire and micromanage demons, w...

Fucking Day: Girl Hunt! 🌭

It's time to go on a Girl Hunt! It's 1957, and girl hunting is normal; in fact, it's all the rage! I'm pretty sure the girls love it. Nothing seems to indicate to me that they don't, except when they say stop, and don't, and other jokes that I ignore. Don't worry, this article won't be a bummer. It's about quaint old-timey porn. The kind of porn so adorable that it made me yearn for a time much worse fo...

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Days and a Grave Opportunity

Hello, welcome to One Nine Hundred Hot Dog Dot Com. If you haven’t figured it out yet, every day is Upsetting Day, but there are different ways to be upset. Allow me to explain.

Fucking Day, Reflecting Day, Teamworking Day, Learning Day, Nerding Day, Punching Day, Even Hot Dog Appreciation Day. We have so many wonderful Hot Dog Days, and every one of them is upsetting in their own unique way. 2025-08-02 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Turbo Teen Writer Arcade Strategy Guide

I can explain this one in four words. Strategy guide for Turbo. I'm going to need two more words. Teen Writer. I might need thirty-three more words. It's a 1985 arcade game simulating the job of being a staff writer on the animated show Turbo-Teen as if it aired continuously until the year 2020, but the strategy guide for that. Thank you in advance for whatever awards this is ...

Learning Day: Alligator Pie🌭

Fish don't realize they're in water until they're plucked out of it. Canadians don't realize how specific their culture is until they move to another country. It took dedicated effort to purge "toque" and "pop" from my vocabulary when I first arrived in the US. Trickier was not making reference to children's entertainment whose cultural recognition stopped dead at the 49th parallel.

Canadian conte...

Upsetting Day: Xtrovertpod

Ignore that, it’ll go away on its own.

We’re unqualified for ethics, yet deal with them all our lives. Can I buy this? Work there? Eat that? Carpet-bomb her? Starve him? Keep starving him? Film my oxy-addicted neighbors for no clicks? Answers are rare.

Xtrovertpod’s for ...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 238, Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce

Look, we're all just having fun here right? Well STOP. It's time to get serious. You have two choices. Are you an ape fucker or a duck fucker? Take your tim-TIME'S UP. You've made your choice, the traveler has come. Zak Koonce and the rest of the DOGGZZONE are here to reveal your fate, you sad, sad zoophile. Shame.

Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robe...

Extra Wiener - 238 Seanbaby's Book game: Praise God for Comedy Killers with Zak Koonce

What an episode... the kind of episode we should all be praising the sweet lord baby jesus for. Let's take Zak Koonce to church for a round or twelve of "Praise God For" A book that the author literally says is more important than the actual Bible. We tend to agree.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 238, Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce

Look, we're all just having fun here right? Well STOP. It's time to get serious. You have two choices. Are you an ape fucker or a duck fucker? Take your tim-TIME'S UP. You've made your choice, the traveler has come. Zak Koonce an...

Teamworking Day: God vs. Cats Part 2

Sissyneck: Alright and welcome back to a very special excitin conclusion to the teamworkin day me and Liddy started up yesterday or maybe last week, I ain’t sure how Brockway is gonna run these. Anyway: LAST TIME ON 1900HOTDOG: THE LIDDYNECK FILES!

In which me and her real...

Teamworking Day: God Vs. Cats Part 1

Liddy: Alright, we’re going to settle this once and for all. Who gives better dating advice, Christ or cats? My good friend Sissyneck and I like to have philosophical conversations about the big stuff. You know Death, Destiny, Despair, sorry, I’m just listing characters from Sandman. You understand what I mean. We decided to make one of our classic buddy ...

Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Merch Monday

NEW MERCH COMING SOON! NEW MERCH COMING SOON!

But not today. Keep an eye on the store emails though because the next piece is incredible. 10,000% knocked out of the park. So this week let's take a look at what we currently do have.

The shirt that started it all, our classic BIGFEETS illustration. Three dudes and a single dream: [REDACTED BY THE ROGUE TEAM]. Brings a...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 51 - The Secret of the Little Girl

In this episode, there's a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret-

Oop, looks like we've been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled.

BUY BROCKWAY'S BOOK OR HE'LL KILL US ALL.

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X...

BIGFEETS Episode 51 - The Secret of the Little Girl

In this episode, there's a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret-

Oop, looks like we've been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled.

BUY BROCKWAY'S BOOK OR HE'LL KILL US ALL.

Hardcover: <...

Podcasting Day: July Podcast Roundup

Wow, July came and went already. Hot dogs, Christmas decorations on clearance, imminent global collapse. It always seems to fly by. Soon enough the kids are going back to school and the gimp suit comes back out of storage.

While you’ve been off enjoying the weather or whatever it is people do outside, 2025-07-27 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Dog Store: Seanbaby Saturday Storeplosion!

IT’S SATURDAY! IT’S THE STOREPOST! IT’S A SEANBABY SATURDAY STOREPOST STOREPLOSION!

And by that I mean it’s time for another look at Seanbaby’s Seanbabies tidbits. Strap in and please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.

Let’s start this thing off by 2025-07-26 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post