We love stories about cults, but for every successful, charismatic cult leader who can’t seem to do any wrong in the eyes of his followers, there’s some guy out there getting up every morning and doing the hard work of being a maniac for no reason. Matthew Payne is such a painfully lousy grifter that re...
2022-02-28 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostSome of you aren't old enough to remember this, but there was a time when Christians thought sorcery was real and they devoted their lives to destroying it at any cost to their dignity or their children's happiness. It seems embarrassing now, but things were different back in the year ... wha!? *RECORD SCRA...
2022-02-25 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a sensational and spectacular Podcasting Day! Attack of the Show producer, Vanessa Guerrero, joins us to discuss something vital: the 1978 animated series Spider-Woman('s 11th episode, "Dracula's Revenge"). And i...
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2022-02-23 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostRed Shoe Diaries was…man, how do I describe this? A 1992 erotic-ish TV drama wherein David Duchovny’s fiancée cheats on him with a construction worker (who was also a shoe salesman?) then kills herself in guilt—because at peak AIDS panic, we eroticized death as the ultimate orgasm. And sorry...
2022-02-22 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI have a lot of respect for people who are fans of Steve Buscemi as a concept. No particular favorite role, they like that Steve Buscemi exists, and they want to celebrate that with Steve Buscemi merch. However, Steve Buscemi doesn't sell Steve Buscemi merch for some unfathomable reason, so the world at lar...
2022-02-21 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1987, the producers of the award-winning Superbowl Shuffle created a SPECIAL REM HOME VIDEO PRESENTATION of The Grabowski Shuffle™ starring Chicago Bears coach, Mike Ditka. Here's the box cover:
Happy Podcasting Day! We got you a present: 2022-02-16 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-16 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we’re the only people on each other’s Freebie List. But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sis...
2022-02-15 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to describe a movie role to you, and I would like you to think of the one skill the lead actor cast in this role would be required to have. It's a dance movie. The title is Love n' Dancing. The lead actor plays a dance instructor who is legally deaf and dances by feeling...
2022-02-14 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHi. Have you ever, while walking through the shadows of darkness, found something you hated so much you'd betray your best friend for a chance to unmake it? Hi again, I'm Seanbaby, writing as Todd McFarlane, dark creator of ...
2022-02-11 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWine: you’ve heard of it, you don’t understand it, you’re possibly scared of it but you want to keep your enemies close. How do you even go about getting it? Is there a communal wine tap at Williams Sonoma? Are there wine boys, who carry around measured wine doses and must be summoned by a playful ser...
2022-02-10 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, best-selling necromancer author, Stephen Blackmoore, joins us to make sense of twelve mysterious and metaphysical music videos sent to us from the stars. We're, of course, talking about 2022-02-09 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-02-09 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi! I’d like to introduce you to “Southpaw.” He is the mascot of the Chicago White Sox.
He is also a gatewa...
2022-02-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostValentine's Day is a time to remember those we love or those we are horny for. I know I personally always celebrate by eating a chocolate shaped box of hearts and watching Acapulco H.E.A.T., the only '90s television show about terrorism-fighting bikini models that had the guts to cast Fabio, a man ...
2022-02-07 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post"RICKY GOES TO CHURCH!" said the front of the VHS box. "RICKY GOES TO CHURCH!" said the back of the VHS box. "Sure," I said.
1900🌭 in cooperation with PoxCo Card-Based Schemes for Children and Invalids presents The Official 1900🌭 Collectible Card Game!
Join us for a meaty meaty big and beefy podcast, fu...
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2022-02-02 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostGather near and hear of The Ultimate Man, who fought like he made love: all day, with everyone, and feet first. A man who chose war with the world, because he could never hope to defeat himself. This is the legend of The City Dragon, and if it’s not a lost Shakespearean work, why is it in rhyming couplets...
2022-02-01 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostHere at 1900🌭, we're very concerned about the issues that plague the world today; issues like Y2K. There's no one better suited to warn us of the dangers of Y2K than Leonard Nimoy; you know the famous actor who played Lt. Paul McGuire in T.J. Hooker. The first half of Y2K survival guide is a lot...
2022-01-31 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1994, erotic VHS specialist T-Z Video released a 30 minute tape I'll be done describing as soon as I tell you its name: NUDE BBQ. To a generation who grew up with the Internet, it will look like blurry handshakes between good friends trying on bras. But to the people of the '90s, this was 78 mov...
2022-01-28 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostNothin’ trucks, fucks, or abducts like a sweet custom van. So we tasked you – the most Dragon With Its Tits Out community we know – to design your own rolling bone gallery. The tires are dusty and the shag is crusty, so let’s check out where you all want to get pregnant today!
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2022-01-27 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe year was 1985. The kid was dirt bike. The rest became history.
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2022-01-26 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPredator is an important movie to me, and indeed to many children raised by muscles and aliens and explosions in the decade when VCRs first began stealing food from the mouths of hungry babysitters. A landmark of beefcake cinema, Predator is primarily a movie about being vascular and sweat...
2022-01-25 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI can't think of a book that I hate more than How Not To Look Old by Charla Krupp (2008). I would rather own a book called Dogs: Should We Kill Them All Or Just The Tiniest Ones Because That Seems Like it Would Be Easy by Joss Whedon (writing as Eleanor Slimnipples). Welcome to Up...
2022-01-24 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow did this DVD get in my home? It arrived in every room at once, clutched in a cleanly severed human hand with my fingerprints. It had an unidentifiable smell and it hurts to look at. If I stand more than five feet from it, I can't remember it or remember it. When I tried to look it up I found it is not a...
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