A forensic scientist walks into a publisher's office and says, "I want to try writing a comedy book." That sounds like the setup to a punchline, but it's not. It's a thing that really happened when forensic scientist Steve Scarborough walked into CCC Publications in 1998. And speaking of having no punchlines, Steve Scarborough's HUMOR book was called Not Tonight Dear, I Have a Computer.
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2025-07-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we each have a tattoo of the other that our spouses do NOT approve of.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where an RV is a valid choice for a ...
2025-07-24 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
As a recent convert to the fighting arts, I approach combat sports with the lunatic zeal of a rich 25-year-old who just discovered Catholicism. Unlike them, I don't claim to know better than the Pope — I still believe that Bas Rutten is the Punch God's representative on earth. I'm now hearing that Bas Rutten is also an adult Catholic convert, and that his conversion was spurred on by conversations by ...
2025-07-23 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to you!
Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word ...
2025-07-23 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostMerritt K's back, and oh boy... it's a Seanbaby's Book Game! We're gonna learn 365 Ways To Smooch! Youre partner is Brockway
2025-07-23 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to you!
Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring t...
2025-07-23 11:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I want enlightenment, but I don’t want to think about stuff or get rid of my stuff or be nicer to anyone or read about dead monks or embrace suffering or stop drinking or fund less famine or date less or lose more than a suggested donation. Can anyone help, preferably quickly and on my phone?
2025-07-22 12:00:12 +0000 UTC
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McDonald's is sort of like a parasite found in America that we've allowed to infect other countries due to our hubris. It's everywhere, and that means McDonaldland is everywhere. I've spoken about McDonald's perverse advertising creation before. A world built on a stolen IP that resulted in ...
2025-07-21 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI really liked that action figure shirt we did a bit back. Let’s take another look at it!
This thing was great, but had some really weird timing with a dumb AI trend and I don’t think it got the attention it rightly deserved.
Look at that branding, the tasteful accessories, the over the top explosi...
2025-07-19 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've always wanted to praise God but never knew for what, here's way, way, way less than 10,000 places to start!
10,000 Things to Praise God For was published in 1993 by a middle-aged woman named Jan Dargatz. Maybe. The cover made no mention of her, her author credit is buried deep in the fine ...
2025-07-18 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s your birthday. You’re eight years old. You just got done crawling on your hands and knees through a labyrinth of sticky tunnels that have never, ever been cleaned. You jump in the ballpit that was briefly closed because a kid threw up in there. It’s open now, a stoned teenager pretended to wipe it down. You find the filthiest balls and throw them at your best friend, before adjourning to eat ...
2025-07-17 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
New forms of media spawn new genres of storytelling. Television brought us the sitcom, the police procedural, the drawn-out public humiliation. Video games gave the world JRPGs, point-and-click adventure games, and 2025-07-16 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and be prepare for literally the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.
Ha...
2025-07-16 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostTIDBITS! And how we need them! Merritt K is back to shake off the the previous game with a worse game.
2025-07-16 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and be prepare for literally the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway....
2025-07-16 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What? I don’t need parking. I’m over driving myself, forever. And all other mortal labor. With Fucking 2025-07-15 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you remember the good old days when knights used to go at each other with swords to entertain a bloodthirsty crowd? By the good old days, I mean specifically June 7th, 2025, at The Center For Performance at Hall Of Fame Village, 1901 Champions Gateway, in Canton, OH. That was the most recent location you could watch AMMA or Armored MMA. It's exactly what you're picturing, MMA made significantly wor...
2025-07-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHOT DAMN, 50 EPISODES!
Can you believe we’ve been watching the AIMS team tactically patrol the Appalachian forests for 50 episodes already? Absolute peak performance, day in and day out. Incredible. New merch is in the works, but for now, let’s take a look at some of the stuff we have to commemorate our journey so far.
Y'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(
2025-07-14 11:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostY'all... Jeff is just the saddest boy. Just... sad. Tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS and give Jeff a big ol' hug. MIND THE PEE. Well now look at what you did! As if we have paper towels for everybody :(
2025-07-14 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe boyzz are back in townn!
The Mona Lisa, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Dogs Playing Poker. All incomparable asshole when viewed next to majesty that is The Dogg Boyzz.
A classic shirt, with style outside of time. Fas...
2025-07-12 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Men! Men! It's time for comics! Comics about the gunslinging, fist-flinging fistslinger who never makes a mistake! Man Comics Presents: Whoops Nebraska!
2025-07-11 12:00:12 +0000 UTC
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What feels like an eternity ago, you and me really got into it over a metaphorical Flight of Simpsons Weirdness, which is to say three things. I showed you three things, all Simpsons-related, and in case you don’t recall you absolutely loved it. “Simpsons me again, Sim...
2025-07-10 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a calendar year since we met Foreskin Man. It feels longer, though, doesn't it? Like the protective, elastic skin that Dr. Mutilator yearns to tear from the vulnerable bodies of newborn boys, time has stretched out over the shaft of reality over these last twelve months. Let's 2025-07-09 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!
Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...
(verse)
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's the best at a fight!
ROCKSTAR ferret! Got his smokes and a light!
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's a weird place to start!
ROCKSTAR ferret! Gonna tongue fuck your heart!
(pre)
It's how gracefully you die that's important!
(chorus)
ROCKSTAR FERR...
Y'all obviously didn't get enough ferret facts... choke these down. If Bryan Stratton can do it, so can you!
2025-07-09 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!
Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...
(verse)
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's the best at a fight!
ROCKSTAR ferret! Got his smokes and a light!
ROCKSTAR ferret! He's a weird place to start!
ROCKSTAR ferret! Gonna tongue fuck your heart!
(pre)
It's how gracefully you die that's important!
(chorus)<...
2025-07-09 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, Lochlainn! You self-search, right? No judgment, I indulge. I've read all my reviews twice. As another lunatic writing Civil War books, I get you more than most. Subject. Motive. Spirit. I approach your work with sympathy.
You suck.
You suck bad. You fight...
2025-07-08 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The Biker Mice From Mars are a product of the post Ninja Turtles animals plus radioactivity equals radical ripped animals who do extreme sports era. If only that were true, Chernobyl would be so much cooler. They live in Chicago after being kicked out of Mars for, I assume, being too radical. Also they wear slutty little outfits, live together, and I would assume, kiss.
2025-07-07 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Learn the forbidden groin secrets of the east.
Are you ready to enter the dojo? Prove it!
Let the world know you are a registered lethal weapon trained by our in house master sensei team with the official 1900HOTDO...
2025-07-05 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post