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The Reveal

This is suggestive but not... that bad so....

This is how everyone finds out because Marlon's sassy and has to pay up because they all have bets when Raff will re-enter society's dating pool, only for Phil to know him and Birdie are shacking up, so she joking, not joking, adjusted her bet that Raff and Birdie would begin dating and the other two went YA RIGHT LOL losers, anyway. She obviously will  be giving the couple a cut of the money.

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Couples Quarrel

After they start dating, they soon run into some roadblocks. Birdie has some serious abandonment issues, it's less "everyone leaves..." and more "i did something wrong, so I will be great all the time so they won't, and when they eventually realize I'm awful, I will understand" and feels like a burden, so she figures Raff will get bored/move on and she would still want to be his friend because she's LIKE THAT ya

Meanwhile Raff has some baggage from a p messed up long term relationship w...

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Meet the Cast

Love the roommate drama

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Modern Au Part 2

Love to see it

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Settled Life

Post campaign Raff is like "i mean obviously I live with  you now" and Birdie's like .... what? they continue adventuring for a bit before finally settling and she becomes the money bitch, and he is a househusband and takes care of the kids.

Obviously after being retired for 20 years they have to go on an adventure and their kids know them as their lame mom and dad, not the duo that destroyed people for money 

Raff is distraught 

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Night Out 2

They also both love to dance. He is a good dancer, she isn't. Lot's of bumps, toe stepping, and improv, but he is just happy to be here with her. One night they don't feel like getting demolished with the other three and Raff takes the opportunity to ask her on a "not date" aka he was going to ask her to dinner and then panicked and clarified it was just as friends. Anyway, they have dinner, and spend the rest of the night chatting and dancing, before going for a walk and realizing they've be...

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Night out 1

They both love beer and spending the night listening to 2000's white girl party music

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Who's Next

Who do you wanna see nude next

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Full Frontal

First pass, I have to figure out proportions because Raff is enormous, so maybe a redesign will be in the future. The balance between huge large and making it feasible Birdie could take it. Draconic wiener was kinda difficult to imagine, but ridges, bumps, and more.... 

Raff prefers to be the one giving, but Birdie wants to take care of him! She is very convincing. In the beginning he was probably shy and quiet, but in reality he is pretty vocal about what a good time  he's ha...

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"I can't stand you"

They usually get along, but they definitely also annoy the shit out of each other and fight or just make fun of each other, and he really comes out of his shell because she's never mean to him but will be competitive and call him weird names and he's like "THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE" 

Giant dragon gets beat up by healer because she caught him LACKIN. He is training her, and she made him promise to not hold back, so he's like "if youre sure...." and she's like "OBVIOUSLY-" meanwhi...

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Mark McFlynn

The Cor'Nora Crew's reborn bard

Mark died, got better, broke his agreement with the god who resurrected him, became friends with the god of death, and now works as the god of death's soul seeker (basically if you escape death, this guy has to come get u)

The first one is from 2021 when he was at lvl 10, first one was his lvl 1 design back in 2018!

He is my friends pc, and he went from murder hobo sparkly to slightly better undead murder hobo, he makes the worst decisions and...

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Heath Ironflame

The Cor'Nora Crew's fire-genasi Barbarian/Fighter

Heath is an soldier turned adventurer after being framed for his grandfather (famous general) murder. He's had a hard time, and had to live in disguise for a while, but he's ok now!

The first one is from 2021 when he was at lvl 10 (he's blue cause disguise and ice giant belt), first one was his lvl 1 design back in 2018!

He is my partner's pc, and he went from stoic shy/angsty dude, to hottie who loves to cook and has a scraw...

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Cor'nora

This is my setting!

I made this ~5/6 years ago to run a game for my friends and to learn dnd since I've never played! We are still playing the game :D This is the setting for my campaign (my baby) and after being a dm for 5 years I decided I wanted to add some more characters outside of NPC's and made Raff and Birdie's crew! They technically live here. 

Raff is from Draimid, Phil is from Zenith, Birdie is from Solas, technically Marlon is from Broth but has lived mostly in Ha...

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Ok sure

She's blunt, he is not. Still working out dynamics for them, in regards of their interests and preferences in bed, but he 100% uses her as a spaceheater and tries to fit into her clothes with her because he misses her even tho he's spent all day together. He is the "I have spent 3 years single, and more than that alone, and if you make me sleep alone while you go on a trip i will cry every night until you come home" clingy

She likes it though.

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Tempest Cleric baby!

Me? using color? Yes

Birdie is a tempest cleric! So technically she's the second tankiest after Raff (because the other 3 are squishy) she can heal and hit p hard, and LIGHTENING. Her storm goddess loves her antics so p much rewards her violent tendancies.

Birdie is technically an aasimar/angel, but in my since she's half human she is eldritch angel rather than heavenly light angel aka eyes, limbs, mouths sprout

Raff is into it

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See you soon!

sending is the best spell (bobs burger audio if ya know ya know)

birdie gets sending and immediately uses it for evil. Sends messages when she knows raffs in the bathroom, or sleeping, or whatever is most inconvenient to burn her spell slots 

will be posted to TikTok today because the app destroyed me YET AGAIN

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flustered

First try drawing him nakey from last year, I will be making a post that will strictly be dedicated to designing his wiener since he deserves it.... dragonborn dong will be tricky as there are many options

Raff outwardly showed very little sexual interest in Birdie because 1. he's only ever dated other dragonborn and originally it was kinda startling he liked her as much as he did and 2. he's very private 3. he has some baggage so any advances were more romantic/any mention of sexual in...

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Just a taste

Way old! Was still figuring out their size difference/body types/etc He's a lil too big in this but what can ya do! Newer smut on the way dw.

Raff is more than happy to give, and I like to think that Birdie's aasimar traits happen randomly, or perhaps in times of... intense emotions.

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Start of the adventure

These are some OG drawings, way back when. Originally Birdie was a cleric of Olarion, the god of light, and was kicked from the temple when she was basically turned away/proved to have almost no clerical skills/magic and very badly injured a student (who was bullying her and as a result she fell out of a tree and broke her wings, so they're too small/not usable) but because she was "a bad kid" she got kicked out and trained under her famous cleric mom (who was going to be a high priestess of ...

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Party Hard

Celebrating Phil getting her Phd went wrong. Raff and Birdie spend the day handcuffed with Phil's industrial strength fuzzy cuffs, trying to figure out what happened the night before. What happened: Phil wanted to count cards at the casino, they promptly all had to escape with their wealth, they bounced from club to club before getting kicked out, went back to the boys apartment because they had more booze. Drank and played strip poker. Raff is the best card player, so they gave him uno cards...

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Higher/Other Tier Options?

Hello! I wanted to gauge interest in the possibility of higher tiers to try and meet my goals quicker/be able to make more content for you! 

Long term goal is to be able to create a comic, current goal is to open a higher tier that could offer monthly doodle requests, maybe more behind the scenes stuff/eventually early access to certain content? a commission tier? If there's anything that comes to mind, let me know! Even if it's "no I don't think so" to "yes higher tier but i don't...

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oh boy!

That one link audio, will be posted on tiktok later!

While Birdie tends to the party, Raff sets up her tent, bed, etc for the night because he's an acts of service king. Plus he likes it a certain way and wants it extra comfy for when he "accidently" stays over. In my mind, dragonborns prob don't kiss the traditional way humans/others do, so there's a learning curve when it comes to their relationship, but Birdie taught him how to kiss and now he can't get enough. Local women gets crush...

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Thank You!

I wanted to share a little thank you with all my new patrons, I really didn't think anyone would join my patreon so I am BLOWN away, I really appreciate every single one of you, from my followers to paying members. It is truly heartwarming and I am am very lucky to have everyone here. I hope you all have a great day.

Thank you so much, and as this page grows, I hope to add new offerings + tiers plus adjust current tiers etc as things change. Let me know if there's anything people would ...

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Adventuring while dating

Bob's burgers audio, will be posting on tiktok TOMORROW (i'm trying to figure out a way to post the actual video here so yall can have the audio)

They've seen and done terrible things in front of each other way before dating, that just comes with being in an adventuring party together. You bond very much when you almost perish, fight, eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom on a schedule while you adventure.

Birdie has a much high perception than Raff does, so he tries to be ever vigil...

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Give him a chance!!

These are from when I first started working on them, originally Raff and Birdie were just gonna be for smut purposes, but I liked em so much they got a plot…. Which is funny because they went from smut exclusively to slow burn romance where they don’t even hold hands until 100k in

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Honest conversation

You know that one tiktok audio... Resident bisexual tries to enlighten resident straight man but it's like 5 am and Raff is just trying to eat his breakfast before training (julian hasn't gone to bed yet) will be on tiktok later this week

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Spicing it up

I can’t find the original but this is the worse way you could bring up pegging to your partner

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Late Night Visit

Eventually they don't sneak around anymore after coming clean, but still try to be polite. They don't get much alone time traveling as a group, so they might go a few days/a week without getting an opportunity to.... spend time together. Being crammed in a cave, almost eaten, or just beat after a long day of adventuring doesn't entice someone to want to do anything other than sleep for hours. They're lucky if their rests are even at the same time, or one is taking watch while the other sleeps...

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Swap

last march, i did a lil genderswap for them, just because i wanted to see what the dynamic would be like. Bernard the cleric is just a little guy who's tryna date hot monsters and Raff p much is the same cause i don't think dragonborns would be very dimorphic. giant dragon lady fascinated by the weirdo cleric.

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Welcome!!!

Hello new members of the hag cave! Make yourselves at home. I wanted to make a post to ask what type of content you guys would be most interested in seeing? More Raff and Birdie, other specific ocs, more ocs in general, fantasy, modern, comics, full color, etc. Whatever you're thinking! Just want to feel out what people are looking for.

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